George Starts The Most Chaotic SMP With Dream SMP Members!

The most impactful day in Minecraft history I dare I say is today because I will be releasing my brand new server Dad let’s say the name on two on one oh yeah yeah okay are you ready three I’m ready two one this bad boy Halo what is it called Sam

SMP yeah yeah joining oh my God what bad it’s night time I need help I’m dying wait who am I dying to oh wait what you’re here [Applause] why am I sat nav wait what I’m sapping up okay guys we need to work together come come with me

Kill this idiot wait the wolf’s getting it wait what bro what is going on this is the best first day of an SMP that I’ve seen in a long time to be honest um oh no this is my brand new SMP it has a name and right now we’re just play

Testing it before everyone’s mother joins It Bad Boy Halo’s mother will be joining soon you actually came up with it bad it was a good name I did not this is not true yeah be proud of your idea but I think you should be proud of what you’ve accomplished

Thank you I should be but I’m telling you I did not stand up this one’s not my idea bad boy Halo is the most deadly member on the [ __ ] SMP yeah she is that is that is not calling it that oh guys guys major announcement I have found a friend

I found a parrot what do I need I need cocoa beans I need cocoa beans oh my God I’m gonna get a pair of guys no no no no no shut up if you take my parrot I will kick you from my brand new York it’s

Blue I want a blue wait where are the seeds I was just collecting seeds here it’s no don’t you dare take my car don’t you Dad right behind you don’t where are my seats no he doesn’t love you yeah give me more seeds bad boy provide your seed for me

Immediately I swear if you take that parrot I’m gonna freak the flip out no oh my God you did not take it oh my God we have so many members CPK yes he’s beginning to remind me of another SMP you actually tame them with seeds yeah oh yeah okay

Oh my God wait who’s bad do not kill me I was supposed to be my bird wait how do I get him on my shoulders do not take my chicken don’t take my chicken I don’t have a rip in my shoes wait what no I don’t I went to your

Shirt so I don’t have a rip in my shirt who’s ripping off your shirt bro I literally don’t even have a rep on myself what are you talking about no I don’t there’s a new rip on your shirts look at the screenshot I just sent that’s not bad for me wait actually sure

That’s not bad for me I don’t have that skin on right now hey what skin do you have I mean it’s not important I mean I dressed up for that you have a holiday did you know you have a hole in your shirt The Twist is that look who just showed up it

Is here this is the this is the twist the slowest guys I missed you oh slot manifold I’ve heard I’ve heard you’re gonna be running around with your chest out wrestling with men’s suits yeah I know he’s really impressive see that my fellow [ __ ] we live in a world a

Society even the undervalues the [ __ ] in everyday life [ __ ] are downtrodden oppressed belittled people and I think Society itself is making its best effort to keep our [ __ ] apart because it knows that together we are strong together we are powerful and together we can make a difference so let’s let me say this

This life is going to try and tear you down it’s going to throw adversity your way every corner every Twist and Turn every door you open yeah let yourselves be discouraged yeah we will stick together we will create the [ __ ] realm that has ever been

Known and it will be glorious it will be great and let me say I’m happy to be here amongst a big group of [ __ ] thank you so much [Applause] let’s go thank you Hannah Rose thank you Hannah Rose for really really taking my powerful speech and making it something

It wasn’t wow Hannah Rose thank you so much that was actually messed up and for that that’s pretty you get credit oh that was messed up my powerful speech I’m lifting the [ __ ] of the world oh wait you are embracing the culture of the server I’m embracing it this is

Great I know you’re very proud of you whilst I eat this jerky what what do you jerk he’s eating jerky on the slur SMP this is a raunchy Place eating beef right now guys can I just say jerky sounds like jerking what do you do to a [ __ ] penis you jerk it

That’s all I’m saying guys think deeply well I’m out laughs somebody maybe I’ll be yeah let’s just let’s just make sure I found it um we’re all about huge holes here on the S P that’s true oh my God I found it I found it guys this is the official beginning of

Oh my God here it is the [ __ ] SMP I will hoe the land far and wide hold the land far and wide fellas my fellow slots I’m lost don’t worry I will save you can we rename the SMP I think my dad might be watching

Um for top dad purposes this is just the ssmp correct it’s just the SSM thank you thank you the ssmp Jack that’s gross don’t bad boy Halo come back they literally said to build a giant Palace wait there it is Jack has done it everyone I think we bow down here I am

Listening to what the people will say we are bowing down guys because Dad is watching to my large slots this is about a great a Great Adventure this will not be the last for me wow wow no oh he died for the phallus staff from his own phallus’s chosen one okay

My dad’s watching my dad’s watching I have met your Dad’s dad trust me I’ve met your dad many creators I have had I’ve had a single pint with turbo dad I got added to the dream SMP let’s not get that twister this is not that that is not we pray to a big phallus here that is not this is That’s

The Law here right let’s just break down the law here there’s a bigger all right let’s not all right let’s not make any confusion here I see over there it’s not that difference door wield the hose oh my God you’re giving me dual wielding potential with the hose what will he do

[ __ ] two beetroot for me and a beetroot for you I don’t [ __ ] with potatoes you don’t only wheat carrots and beetroot that’s right let’s go I can mine leaves rather fast and also skulk not to mention the never [ __ ] I love beetroots for me and you I’m gonna Farm them up

From a hoe from me to you [Applause] with it all right I’m going in there remove the phallus I hate George he’s strong he’s strong right I’ll save you’ve been removed got a little fella for you hey why don’t you have a look at him why don’t you check him out

All right what that was like George he’s running away he’s trying to escape he’s trying to escape he’s trying to escape drop the bucket drop the bucket get guns the audacity is alive okay okay George I’m gonna need gas back before you get shot to death George you’re

Gonna get shot to death George George oh good Heavens oh good Heavens he just doesn’t get it he just doesn’t get it man no urgency this man no [ __ ] urgence man can [ __ ] lie and be dead all he wants but like at the end of the

Day what the [ __ ] is he doing what the [ __ ] is he doing the end of the day guys the end of the day I think he died