GTA V but every 30 seconds brings chaos

So if you’ve never heard of the chaos mod for  GTA 5 you are missing out I am going to be using   it and trying to complete a big chunk of the  campaign today I want to get to the point where  

You do the first Heist which is quite a lot  of missions and of course with this mod doing   random effects every few seconds it’s going to  be absolute torture why do I do this to myself  

I hate myself let’s Dive Right into this before  I change my mind oh no we’re off to a bad start   already we’re in the void mannequins what does  that mean oh I see I am a mannequin I have no  

Head I got him yeah go ahead and shoot there’s  nothing there I’ll just shoot into the void I   suppose got him oh my God what’s after happening  to his head it’s turned into a cone of some sort  

Oh what the hell is after happening here okay  our Hearst is after spawny I guess I could run   them over now and then I could take their body  straight to the mortuary oh no the crew didn’t  

Like that oh my God the Earth is still there it’s  a roadblock huh didn’t really work though they   just kind of yielded it out of the way as well as  a few of their friends what the hell is happening

I’m in a car now the hell is that a person oh  my God it’s prop hunt this box is really hard to   kill oh my God that box killed me oh thank God  we made it to the first cut scene wait where’s  

Michael he didn’t get in the car after all that  we could have left him behind wait he was standing   down the road like some Demon out of the Quarry  vehicles this is the getaway vehicle oh God who  

Was saying hey repeatedly hey I’m on the train  line I am stuck I’m just kind of guessing where   I’m going because of the low render distance  here I think I’m guessing right so far yes I am smatter when it’s just gonna be a big  long cut scene your son James what  

Oh sorry I’m on LSD I was kind of out  of it there for a moment talk [Music]   it’s a bit odd getting this cutscene at night  like as well the fireworks that is also odd   kind of adds to it though don’t you think it  feels like I’ve complete complete the game oh  

My God they’re running in the background is so  like demonic it’s like an Android or something   it’s just starting named pedestrian  in the background sliding on by oh   now that I finally get control it gives  me 0.2 game speed and two wanted Stars  

So I can’t even do the mission I can do it  now but I I can only do it very very slowly I feel sick in real life from this wooziness  don’t worry I’m safe to drive I’m sure I’ve   got this all under control despite everything  else this drive is actually going pretty well  

Pretty happy with this I mean I’m hoping I  reach a checkpoint soon maybe I’ve already   hit one there’s no way of really knowing I  guess get out of the way aliens I’m looking   for a checkpoint the hell is that oh oh my god  oh that sounds awful everything sounds terrible  

I feel like all of this audio is on  a cassette and it’s being rewinded   huh God good thing we had to repossess this  uh air conditioning unit and I think Lamar is   driving a park bench yeah this is like the  Red Bull Soapbox Derby just seeing people  

Going around driving couches that kid’s just  driving an umbrella random traffic I you can’t   get more random than this it even tried  it went to a car for a second and went nah oh I crashed into your table I think what the  hell is going on oh no there’s about to be loads  

Of effects okay get to the Finish Line get to  the Finish Line fast no no no no no no no no   this isn’t good I don’t know where I’m going  I don’t know the rules Franklin lost Lamar I  

Think he lost more than that okay where was the  last checkpoint It’s gotta be okay all right I’m   driving a road signer oh there I go like what was  that okay this is gonna be a recurring thing I see

One of the cars was destroyed it was a street  sign I’ll pay for the repairs okay the vehicle   is now invisible but I’m able to play again oh  I wish I wasn’t I wish I wasn’t able to play oh  

For God’s sake what’s happening I think I’m in  the sky again all right I got witness protection   over here nobody get in my way what the hell  is this what is going on delayed camera the  

Camera’s falling behind oh my God this is awful  I’ve never seen this one this is terrible as if   the FBI agents weren’t distracting enough  now I gotta deal with a lazy cameraman come   on come with me come on catch up buddy oh  Jesus Christ I’m On Fire by the way just so  

Everyone knows I’m on fire for God’s sake the FBI  continues to Circle me I thought they had my back the hell was that okay my FBI is gone  and I’m being chased by a blue Sultan   is it red or green I can’t tell all right I’m  going through all right teleport to Waypoint  

Saved me but uh everything is spinning and now  I have to lose the cops I know Franklin I know   oh my God they can hit me too it’s  like driving in a game of Fall Guys   things are exploding oh God brake boosting is  on so if people break they actually go faster  

Instead and it’s confusing everyone no no no no  no all right we need to get off the highway get   off the highway lose the cops what I lost them  already oh Jesus right there’s a black hole  

Surely the cops have better things to be dealing  with than me then I don’t know why I’m immune to   the black hole I’m not complaining I don’t want  to be sucked into it but just a question is all   I forgot’s sake the cops are led to  the dealership they’re in a black  

Hole luckily the FIB are willing to look  the other way when it comes to my crimes   oh and now I’m looking the other way fantastic  okay we’re upside down and surrounded by FIB  

But we’re here oh God wrong way wrong way no no  no aha come on oh Jesus I made it but five times   speed at the moment I don’t even know where  Franklin is he’s just gone oh wait oh we’re  

About to find out where he is where the hell  is he’s in a boat at the other side of town ah everything was teleported to me so much to  digest on screen right now oh the car is there  

I thought it didn’t spawn in oh we’re gonna  drive like one of these bollards okay let’s   go ah [ __ ] it’s good to be home wait is this  your home random Goblin okay baby I see you at  

The thing I think that boss outside is trying  to kill me he’s trying to knock me down luckily   he can’t get in here oh Jesus all right they  don’t want to kill me anymore at least hey

Okay I don’t know what that was even about it  didn’t tell me anything it just like yeated   me into the sky for no reason oh I just called  for a blimp but he committed suicide all right  

How about a cab instead if you don’t want to  go in the blimp is that it I can’t see in the   fog for real after all the [ __ ] work I put  in man oh Jesus oh God sorry I forgot that I  

Brought everything with me when I came in you  just continue talking just ignore it it’ll go   away I promise you might have to speak up a  bit though it’s kind of hard to hear you oh why  

Did we fail well there was a disturbance at the  showroom well fair enough yes okay great everyone   is Invincible I just need to get there quick  don’t be a walking portion you [ __ ] want some and I guess Lamar went to space so we  failed on that front too man what exactly  

They want to pass like to deserve God damn  it I was almost there the embargoes look   routine this is a shady ass Abby I don’t  know it’s a pretty friendly neighborhood no maybe not a friendly neighborhood  I think we might be the problem though

Destroyed half the neighborhood I’m definitely  the problem I’m also really stuck shoot that   [ __ ] I honestly don’t remember how so I’ll just  do this instead call me Kevin live from Tick Tock   here trying to find where I’m supposed to go I’m  guessing it’s the dealership but I have no map  

So I can’t be sure no all right maybe my house  wait can I use my I can use my map okay that’s   helpful I hope I don’t lose because of this ah  CN pass thank goodness I really hope this is  

Where I’m supposed to be I have no hood and I  have no idea I’m just assuming this is where my   next mission is oh yes it is what are you talking  about excuse me wait the FBI freaked him out this  

One keeps coming up for me and yet they do nothing  to protect me this guy is like I’m definitely not   buying a car off this fella he’s just talking to a  ghost wait God his voice carries anyway I’m off to  

Michael’s house I love these next few missions  insurance papers say they have a locked garage what’s that Simeon sorry everything was on top  of me I don’t even know why the police are after   me like short well they probably have questions  I guess literally everything just teleported to  

Me really that’s where you draw your line  everything else was fine up to now find a   way into the house well no time to waste so I’m  just going right in there oh my God I’m getting  

Taken up with a character all right I’m okay oh  oh Jesus he’s not the most competent of men oh   and now I got the thing can’t tie my shoes so  I’m just gonna keep stumbling and falling over   what what the doors just turned into money  

Oh I have the Midas touch I was so confused oh  man just when I thought I had it easy now I’m   on top of the oh it’s fake all right I had it  easy I’m happy let’s go ahead and get this car  

This mission was actually made easier by the  mod oh it’s got a gold spray paint now what   the family was alerted what I really thought it  made it easier on me you know I really believe  

That I can’t believe I was so stupid I can see  the cat jumping in the garage door I please   don’t explode please don’t explode I’m coming in  there oh I forgot it’s sick the cows destroyed it makes sense okay I gotta speedrun this  he’s so bloody no oh man the family was  

Alerted well at least he’s going down  with me you’re covered in blood unless   he’s burying a body for Michael I was going  to complain like how would Michael even hear   him but I heard Simeon from like three  blocks away so it makes sense all right  

Well there goes gravity Franklin is not even  bothered by this he’s actually just accepted   it this is the least weird thing that’s happened  in today oh no he he still does not care like even   slightly he’s not screaming not praising himself  he has just accepted dead oh and the gardener too  

Didn’t even have a face to punch but I got  him can I just take a little shot here ah there’s a headless man in the hallway all  nearby beds are fleeing yeah understandably   good Heidi Place Michael he’s like he he’ll never   see me here that’s just underneath  the blanket you’re back there Michael

He’s like good Lord I’m gonna get Whiplash back  here is it worth this for the jump scare Michael   oh no it’s low gravity time hang on Michael oh  they’re putting a filter on it now it really   feels like a movie that’s been ran through  Windows Movie Maker and playing on a CRT  

Television oh my God Michael I know you’re  like the gun and everything but I’m being   stung by bees because you maybe shoot some  of them I’m slowly dying to be here Michael   stop the car oh but then the bees will get  me even more I’m still getting damaged in  

The cutscene I can see him flying around  me why did you throw any bees in the car   Michael I don’t know if I’m old enough to be  driving Michael but I’ll do what you say this

It’s a little run over oh this made this cutscene  amazing all right let’s go it’s tiny fight time   he makes little high-pitched noises when I  hit him too big and strong Michael for such   a little Michael you know he slam those doors  open made a point that’s what little Mike is  

All about small body big personality I have no  radar so I have no idea what I am to do now I   I can’t even use the pause menu so I just don’t  know I’ll be Franklin let’s just guess I should  

Have called a taxi they would have taken me to a  mission cabs are definitely the best way to get   around anyway less chance of me dying a horrible  horrific death I’ll be nice and safe inside his   um Bollywood oh no it actually crashed  I wasn’t sure if it’s trolling me or not

Huh I wonder what that was anyway we’re  back and that means it’s time for another   cutscene my favorite part of the chaos  mod where there’s no stress just comedy oh you like it Franklin the  new version of a smart doll

It’s in everything oh excellent it’s just  everything jumping up let’s go all right   mate I’m following you well follow close the fog  is Extreme I can’t even see if that’s you back   there hey Jim I’m going for a drink that’s enough  of that oh he’s texted me wait hold on son I’ll be  

Right there I’m hopping in the submarine as we  speak get in Franklin we have no time to waste   yeah I like that he kind of sat there for a minute  thinking this might work and then it failed me  

Like no it’s not gonna work lesson number one  don’t ever have kids and lesson number two don’t   buy a submarine it’s not an all-terrain vehicle  like the dealership would lead you to believe   you learn a lot hanging out with me Franklin  you stick around as an Irishman this is what  

I visualize America to be like you’re always  just celebrating Freedom that’s just fireworks   all the time oh did that go in slow motion or  do I just drive slow after God’s sake well now  

I’m gonna be driving slow don’t worry son I’ll be  there I just need to finish the back nine I have   really bad memories of this Mission when I last  tried to do this while I was streaming that’s  

Jesus oh my God what the hell is this oh my God  you spawned another Jesus oh my God Jimmy Jimmy   nice cake flavor that was cool I like  that one I think Jimmy is dead all  

Right we’re just gonna do a little bit  of a and this will make it a bit oh oh Jesus Christ what’s he doing come on how can I  not see it it’s a yacht a yacht is a lot is it not  

Oh what a playful little jump I’m sure  this won’t be annoying at all [ __ ] in   the face already I I don’t think I have any guns  they’re still wrestling like I can’t do anything   well there goes Franklin ah well I just  met the guy with my little baby cat oh  

My God it’s got a mix of all vehicles honk  and honk boosting so everyone’s just going   nuts oh my God man everybody stop hunting  you’re honking it’s just making it worse oh my God insane it’s allowing me to use my gun  now I shot him in the face he didn’t die I have  

Shot this man so many times oh my God this is  like if Michael Bay had Final Cut on GTA 5. wait   oh wait he’s he’s dead I think yeah okay wait  what oh my God this is so overwhelming get out  

Of the way man this guy will stop at nothing  nothing there’s a truck Jimmy there’s a truck   wait who is that Jimmy’s down he’s  saved okay maybe not Jimmy died actually   oh my God Jimmy okay he didn’t even give me  a chance okay I got him this time I got night  

Vision on I’m in first person but don’t  worry Franklin I’m reasonably confident   I can save you honestly the first person makes  everything kind of Epic night vision not so much all right all vehicles are vulnerable that’s  gonna make this Mission a lot easier then  

Now that doesn’t sound good oh yeah  of course it doesn’t work when it’s   actually gonna help me okay that was  much easier I got a really good time   on this one and I was able to just drop  off the bridge I didn’t even have to go  

Over the bridge that honestly I still  have a little bit of PTSD from no no no oh my God I’m in Animal Crossing well I  think he said it’s on the house so I’ll just   leave there I was after completing the  mission that brought me so much mental  

Torture now all I had to do was bring  Jimmy home okay okay don’t get mad at me   but I just killed numerous cats since we’re  both unemployed like we could run together   you know yeah we’ve so much in common oh my  God why have I got such a fit I’m in a full  

Suit all of a sudden I guess they took so long  chasing the boat he had a fully costume change the man let me go actually I think I might be better off being  Michael right now safe and off the street

I think I want this as a painting with a  fire truck going by that was perfect timing nope what the what is this oh no I  think I’m going to space rocket man  

At least they gave me a parachute for once I wish  I knew what I had to do I have no missions I’m   just parachuting over tennis courts that’s all I  know oh I don’t think I’m gonna make it though no

Oh no oh no it really is like fall guys okay  I went to this question mark I thought it was   optional but maybe I have to do it what the  [ __ ] do I know about Towing Car look it’s  

Easy if JB can do it you can do it for [ __ ]  sake come on I’ma show you come on I don’t know   I don’t think anything’s easy like look at  him he just fainted I got low blood sugar   I hate that she keeps saying what’s  cracking oh my God she did it again

That was apparently a juggernaut he didn’t seem  very tough I must admit uh there’s hot cougars   in my area everyone just thought I’d let you  know it’s not a scam they actually are here  

I think it’s also trying to pull me out of the van  I’m just gonna roll over it with my truck and get   out of here oh no oh God what’s going on I hate  this like I kind of hate it I kinda love it oh my  

Franklin what a long neck you have oh my God I’m  a traffic magnet I know the planes are coming out   of the sky trying to hit me I thought I was doing  a good job dodging the cars but the planes are a  

Little bit out of my control oh no oh no the blimp  is coming everyone the blimp is coming get me out   of here ah just in time I’m saved and I don’t  think this is doing anything to the to the blimp  

Foreign was attracted near Franklin’s house I  don’t know what brought them hey Franklin why   are we doing all these crimes to get money when  it’s literally raining money you ever think about   that oh that was lucky it’s a deadly current  vehicle but I just hadn’t gotten inside of it

Would really matter I have a force field so  everything’s getting blasted out of the way but   yet I’m still getting stung by bees the one thing  that is not affected by my force field is bees  

Teleport to Waypoint that is super helpful thank  you finally it helped me I don’t think I’m in a   good enough condition to drive to be honest ah you  know I gotta hack this I don’t care and just just  

Failed me yeah there we go I’ll accept my face  the mayor’s having a bit of a breakdown or he’s   just dancing I’m not really sure how we gonna  get the rest God damn it yourself I think I’m  

Gonna beat him there D got away well yeah he’s not  dealing with a [ __ ] curse upon his house what   the hell is that he died how I steal America had a  scooter but I don’t understand how he died [Music]

Okay uh best of luck with that I’m going  to be chopped now if the game will let me   no oh wait wait wait yeah okay best of luck  to Franklin all right I’m gonna swap back to   Franklin because the game seems to be bugged  all right everything’s fine I think I think  

Everything’s fine it might not be fine actually  I’m reevaluating the situation I love being a   dog in this game it’s such a cool feature that  they added in Chop’s Behavior can be improved by   downloading the iFruit app oh and then will  he stop doing this causing the Apocalypse

Chop died honestly I’m surprised he made  it this far oh my god what have you been   doing have you been biting your nails out of  nerves or something right down to the knobs I think their voice broke finally my game  has broken so long ago it’s about time they  

Caught up oh my God gravity is insane I’m pretty  much here come on my limbs I’m bleeding Lamar oh   thank goodness that’s over that’s like the seventh  worst thing that happened to me today [Laughter]   yeah you can take chop at the monkey’s  mine he’s the only thing that’ll cheer  

Me up after today he’s all I got man oh  there’s two of them that’s great because   now they won’t get lonely this gets its own  like permanent save down the bottom so that   I can just load in and drive around  with the two monkeys anytime I want  

I don’t now though okay I went away for a second  and came back and uh now this is my situation and   I don’t understand I’m not the one driving by  the way just so we’re clear I’m the one in the  

Passenger seat Although our driving styles are  very similar I don’t know where he’s trying to go   oh my God he didn’t even slow down he rolled  over my head okay I’m Gonna Leave You two just   uh swap insurance info and I’m gonna get  out of here oh apparently I’m a witness  

Oh god oh that’s just normal story mode stuff I  didn’t even question a man falling from the sky oh Jesus oh sweet Jesus oh God why does  it have to be a car chase Mission when my  

Camera is upside down oh my God Jesus Christ the  reaction took a little bit oh it’s coming back   where did they come from I don’t know what the  hell is going on I’ll spawn quarreling couple

Oh for God’s sake hold on Franklin it’s gonna  be okay we can still make it we might actually   make it to a checkpoint without failing  for once good thing I made it here just in   time before my tires popped a hundred times  yeah well maybe I should come up there and  

Practice my backhand oh no oh no my mortal  enemy extreme grief of Jesus Take My Money   he’s so angry he’s just taking a direct  rocket impact and not even noticing where   even is he hopefully he’s gone away and I can just  complete this without him impacting the mission

Oh my God oh my God I’m a full acceleration  I don’t think his goons are gonna catch me   you know all right here’s the plan  I am just going to stop and wait for   this whole thing to blow over I think  they’ve likely killed themselves anyway

Okay I wasn’t accelerating  but the car is still on fire Franklin died that was the problem he didn’t   run from the burning car all  right we managed to lose him the hell wait how did they get here I just saw  them soaring across the map to me all of a sudden

I died don’t know what happened  there oh um well we lost our vehicle oh my God every time I’m about to get  away something happens like this at least   they can’t follow me I guess Oh They’ll Never  find us now when we’re under the shade of our  

Umbrella Franklin oh no they also have  an umbrella like have you never driven an   umbrella before Michael what’s he doing I love  it dance there wait they spawned outside my house   that doesn’t seem fair all right look we’re just  going to kill them with fireworks if I don’t fall  

Asleep first oh Michael’s very sleepy it’s making  it very difficult no no no no no no shoot first all right quick get in the house get in the house  thanks for the help out there today kid I had no  

Idea I was gonna get is he gonna fall asleep  mid-cut scene no he’s fine he’s woken up oh no   there they go that’s just sideways gravity  though it’s like they got yanked off stage   oh my God no it’s a whole troop of anti-gravity  demons this cutscene is the worst cutscene I’ve  

Ever seen that is just a fight off to the left  look at that all right at least he’s not tired   now I can try and figure out what’s going on so  a load of ghosts were haunting that house and  

Now I set them free and they’ve come to haunt  me and now someone’s scaling my wall will be   somewhere in the DuPont Franklin’s pissed off  sorry everyone here I’m really famous so all my   fans come by the house every now and again just  to see me yeah they’re all running off the street  

Now to help me up looks like I’m gonna have to  postpone my retirement a little personal space   please you’re getting a little bit closer when  we’re having a conversation that goes for all   of you too please leave me alone oh my God they  didn’t respect my wishes they all followed me  

To the park I can’t even see me oh there I am  come on everyone let’s get a bonus oh they’ve   lost interest I don’t know what happened oh my  God a blimp is falling out of the sky [Music]  

Africa’s sake what even was that I don’t  know why I even bother I’ll call a taxi   [ __ ] you Lester you gonna let  me in or what give me a minute what did that just take me out of the mission I  was like in the cutscene going into the mission  

But then I teleported a few meters he’s gonna  think his cameras are glitching out as for you   you gotta figure that I never told anyone that  instead of gently decomposing in North Yankton   you’re angrily decomposing in Los Santos with  a shrink and a wife Who Don’t Love You No More  

Oh that doesn’t matter because there are hot  cougars in my area and I’m going to be dead   soon anyway college boys sack of [ __ ] phony  [ __ ] oh my God I can hear them I don’t think  

They’re in the house yet oh no he’s in the  house what about a vest and some cargo shorts   all right what I didn’t do that he’s he was just  an autopilot and he opened fire on the explosive  

Zombies oh for God’s sake and I’m all the way back  and he’s just on autopilot this is all him oh and   now that we have to drive there again now it’s me  in control with this stupid DVD screensaver screen  

Oh no oh no please dude just just let me pick  some clothes and I’ll be out of your hair   God damn it I was just delaying  yeah that pedestrian just ditched   their car so they wouldn’t get  in trouble when the car killed me

God’s sake I literally got here and it gave me an  effect lock player inside vehicle so I can’t even   get out I better still reach the checkpoint here  I can’t get out it’s gonna take ages and I’m gonna  

Die again okay I made it up does this count it it  counts for failing I thought it was bringing your   van to work day [Applause] where you headed homie  I don’t know I can’t see your screen because of  

The [ __ ] oh wait that works okay good I didn’t  just select it I can move it back and then yeah   that’s the Waypoint okay just stop calling dude  no I need to go now okay luckily even though I  

Have heat vision I know the layout because I was  stuck here in my van for like a full minute or   two a while ago where am I oh there I am aren’t  we a little bit young to be smoking okay first  

Stay on the job all I gotta do is not blow up the  office honestly this has gone very well my first   day of work has been smooth sailings getting  here was a challenge but being here is fine  

Hold on I’ll buzz you out I’m not sure I want to  go out just yes everything’s gone in my parents   pool houses there goes gravity I think my uh TV  receiver might have flown away too because I lost  

Picture oh wait it’s it’s starting again okay  they figured out the gravity issue oh and it oh   it’s it’s oh and oh oh it might be it think it’s  back now pretty good I don’t understand what’s   happening I can see my phone there um where’s  the detonate thing like I’m supposed to call  

Him I guess I should wait till he has the phone  let me just put this away for now I feel like   it’s broken this doesn’t feel right hold on a  second I think someone’s trying to talk with me

There we go so we got him that was Lester’s  plan I helped him now he helps me and I’m   guessing I’ve lost my job I hey half my  life in track what oh for God’s sake I   didn’t realize Vehicles explode on impact and  I tipped off another car I was right outside  

My house due to do a mission I might just see  if Michael’s available like Franklin’s having   a bit of a rough day I’m sorry mayor and I’m  trying to get your money but my vehicle has  

No gravity and I’m not making any progress  let me call a cab I’m going up more and more   and now I’ve okay good I kind of reached  the point of it would probably kill me if   I jumped out and popping it in reverse did  nothing it didn’t bring it back down at all  

What where the hell are we I think we’ve gone to  heaven or something or more like purgatory [Music] what where am I where’s Jim go to  the bike rental center alone is   that the plan now I’m just going  without Jimmy ah he is there okay  

Really for God’s sake oh interesting choice of  outfit for the beach Michael someone doesn’t   want to get sunburned not only did they cover  all of their skin they removed most of it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this is going  surprisingly well oh now it’s not never mind  

Jimmy please get in the car I don’t know  what is happening because right now we have   the what’s happening effect and it won’t tell me  but please get in the car this has actually just  

Been a nice bike ride like I’m on the verge of  death and my head is gone but I’m almost there I shouldn’t have said anything that fell over it  said Ragdoll everyone but I look around and okay  

Well there’s Jimmy’s bike so that is a little  bit weird but no one else had Ragdoll oh there   was a drought all the water just disappeared  I was wondering what that effect did earlier   uh now it’s going to be a bit weird when  Michael tries to swim to the boat here we go  

Oh no Jesus Christ what excellent timing to  get that one it’s just like it knows what’s   best sometimes what if I just cycle there would  that work come on come on come on come on come on  

Yes All right I’m just gonna cycle over it on the  depth of the sea floor no I fell off but I might   be able to run the rest of the way I’m almost  there I’m okay the water just came back and all  

Of a sudden I got no Sprint and no jump so I can’t  go up all right I can punch and that’s getting me   upwards so that’s kind of working come on we’re  almost there Michael no he’s like two feet away  

God’s sake insane gravity okay we’re  good oh my God where did you come from   he’s driving a ride on lawnmower  and there’s no grass for miles I don’t think I’m getting my deposit back I  still have no Sprint and no jump so I can’t  

Even swim up because damn it man this  is actually kind of cool this is a cool   camera to be swimming over to that boat in dad you  dumbass these guys are serious yeah well so much lawnmower is just spawning everywhere  I saw a guy just returning to the ocean  

Over in the background what’s happening  oh she’s very okay with me now she’s   just totally resolved or different  oh there I go straight onto land oh   in my defense this camera made it a little  bit difficult can we can we get off there  

We go let’s go oh man I really thought that  would work I mean it’s not my c-shock I don’t   care if it’s grounded and we got away where the  [ __ ] are these people oh you know teeny people the sense when the team one bullet mags  is making this very anticlimactic what’s  

Up after I just murdered two of her  friends I’m an accessory to murder   no you’re not you’re an accessory to self-defense  oh God oh God no gravity’s got me a little bit   out of control oh no how about I just  drive us home you ruined my life [Music]

Oh thank God that was that was a tough one  that was very tough and we’re back in GTA   2 not in camera but in graphics I just save  immediately after every Mission because I’m   like I don’t think I could do that again sorry  buddy you kind of teleported in out of nowhere

Oh Jesus they’re all doing it oh you’re looking  great man you work out his legs are backwards   oh my god oh that’s Franklin I was like who the  hell is that it’s like a low red Slenderman just  

Walking out of the walls this Michael’s little  picture there look demonic or is that just me   if I’m over analyzing stuff anyway into my  taxi I’m taking my cats by the way oh wait   one’s getting in one’s getting in wait stop  I think he killed one of them all right you  

Know what just skip the journey get me there  in one piece oh for God’s sake why did I stop   all right guess I’m driving okay so a random  Direction has been disabled which means I have   to try to just reverse to my direction and  then to correct chorus I can pull forward  

There a bit if you understand what I mean you  know one I I can’t go one way so I just have to   reverse it’s hard to describe but trust me it’s  incredibly frustrating I also can’t jump so I  

Can’t even jump over the wall and I have no Sprint  either so I can walk all the way around finally someone reacted to this chaos stop trying to hide  behind the furniture get out of my house get off  

My ceiling and stop trying to escape through  the chimney [ __ ] you ain’t no more of a man   than me what oh I can see their necklaces I was  like who’s talking to me well the firefighters  

Are here to put out the fire but the problem is  the firefighters are also on fire ah I’m on LSD   that explains a lot I call the cab so we could go  to ammunition and get involved in crime but it’s  

Not showing up oh my God what the hell is going on  with the pedestrians where are they going and now   they’re all props and screaming in pain great now  they’re crowding me I think I’m on fire because  

Half of them were on fire and then they just ran  into a big Clump on lemare was one of the props   good to know okay I got a car this time it’s  not exploded oh no oh no the boxes want to get  

Into oh I’m being carajacked by a dumpster that  I think they’re stealing my friends that’s right oh for God’s sake I really thought I got away  with it but I got bad from ammunition now oh  

No this was a bad time to get this camera  at least I can use the map okay I can get   out of here oh no that car is still in there  okay I got out come on let’s let’s I think  

They might be stuck yeah they’ve pushed the  car into the door and now they can’t get out is that working I think oh I think it actually did  at least oh no that’s an effect that’s a duplicate  

Lamar who’s just here to roast me the real one is  still in here okay I think I might have cleared   the car that’s all that matters yes it worked I  spawned outside come on stretch Le Marin Lamar   now everyone will think you’re the real  Lemer Lamar man ideas ain’t your strong  

Suit so put it on oh my God is that  another Lemire it is another limit okay I am absolutely destroying these guys  when I get a lot of motivation to just push   through to get checkpoints and not get tortured  by the chaos mud my gaming skill amplifies by 25.  

Never trust you is the lesson I’ve taken  away from this [ __ ] God that was cool even when they’re ghosts I’m still  winning it I am an inch from Death though oh that was Fair two invisible  men just ran through the door I   was doing so well considering everyone was a ghost Oh we are making our Escape all right never mind  new contact stretch I don’t think I ever want to   see him again in my life that was a terrible  experience oh no my aunt is pissed all right  

Trick just go to sleep before everyone comes in  here and beats me to death all right I slept it   off I hope everyone else has too and they’re  no longer angry at me I’m strong I was wrong  

Oh no and she’s got back up well I got beaten  to death by my own Island in my own living room   and now the spawn killing me at the  hospital maybe I should be Michael for  

A while anytime the coin gets tough I get going  to another person he says Michael you look like   put something nice on are you serious I came all  the way here and now he’s like change your clothes  

Dude if you knew what I went through in every  small task in my life you would not be asking   me to do this oh wait it’s it says no chaos okay  never mind I’ll just go get some clothes then

No I will take my business elsewhere I will  never shop here again if you don’t let me buy   something right now hold on I can get out  of here I just need to do a 46 point turn

What all right well that’s helpful I was kind  of stuck in there anyway Jesus watches over   that’s usually not a good thing get me out now Jesus stop watching me I think they could make an actual game like  this and just call it headache simulator  

Um I would like to go to Leicester  please well store’s usually easier   but I gotta make a big pick Little Gym  as it is then I don’t know if we should   be worried about gems right now there’s a  black hole outside I’ve been working with  

Someone but they’re too unpredictable I’ll  have to reach out to some other guys they’re   too unpredictable he says as Michael just  collapses randomly so this is the start of   the heist we gotta scope out the jewelry store  which should be hard because I’m just so sleepy

Oh God damn it very sleepy all for God’s  sake it’s totally out of my control once   it closes the wpp thing doesn’t oh  my God it’s just teleporting me in   random directions now very good sleeping Sim  okay now we’re golden I’m awake and I’ve got  

Speed Michael’s has his 17 coffees  of the day and he’s ready for work Jesus Christ or a full body cast it’s either  work or a full body cast okay it’s like a weird   PS1 game now all the pads are like sliding out  on the road and you have to dodge them in that  

Frozen animation the shots come through  camera check alarm check vents check I’m   just taking pictures of everything do you  need a picture of this guy come back to me they’re all swearing in the fancy  jewelry store God this seems like   a rough neighborhood for such a wealthy area

Who was that oh my God I have no idea what’s  happening oh my God what’s going on I don’t   understand go up the building stop shooting me  Michael died I I wish I understood what happened  

Oh he doesn’t know how ladders work I’ll figure  it out don’t worry I think I’ll uh yeah oh this is   it got it complicated machines okay that woman  with the anti-graft gun is still shooting me   somehow oh excellent the pad that requires  sprinting and jumping I have no sprinting  

Or jumping if I get to high ground and take  pictures do you mean stay here and do nothing   oh no she’s coming up there you go that  should have been the end of a raid the hell  

Is happening to her oh my God she’s getting  up she the Terminator of GTA 5 just waiting   for her terrified oh it’s because everyone  is Invincible now I see for God’s sake well   at least that means I’m Invincible too I gotta  get out of here how can I climb when all the  

Props are jumping oh my God what is happening  stop it who’s that oh no it’s killer clowns it’s like a trampoline and I can’t get off no stop  let me get up here stop it I want to get up on top  

Of the roof thank you oh no now I have to get  up on this to take the photo of the system no oh   I’m on the roof no I’m not Jesus I can’t dude I can’t even get out the story  oh oh wait hold on don’t teleport again yeah

I’m not even in the map now I’m in a car here take your glasses back  that’s the last thing he got to say to Lester how   romantic oh thank goodness it was just a dream  I’m feeling sleepy again really I should have  

Realized like it was an explosive zombie after  all why does it say no chaos but I’m watching this   I mean they’re getting through the plot in  regular time I suppose it’s helping my speed   run wait what’s my Approach I I can’t see my  choices I don’t all right find that one oh yeah  

That’s me I’ll call you when everything’s ready  you’ll need to pitch it to the guys oh um Brad’s   back in by the way I don’t know if I mentioned  but um he didn’t die because of magic he’s not  

Quite the same though like he’s he’s not all there  the lights are on but no one is home come on Brad   Brad goddamn all right you’re looking after him no  you [ __ ] don’t pretty bad time to get this one  

When I’m going into a tunnel all right there I am  oh my God what the hell is going on if you leave   this game AFK for any amount of time you come back  to destruction not enough cash what how much money  

Do I I have zero I have zero dollars why is the  garage door opening for me I just swapped back   I wanted to check the Franklin of money he  could loan me okay good news loaded the game  

And I must have been stripped of my money during  my AFK period there because I have money again oh God I was just about to shoot this guy and now  I can’t see anything all right you know what can  

I just like touch it off the road or is it just  gonna keep going there we go that works plus I’m a   ghost so they won’t even know who’s stealing it am  I stealing it am I in I’m dead but I thought I was  

Already dead oh now it rains money when I don’t  need it okay at least I can see them this time   and I can see myself oh there are meteors get out  of here okay I found a pretty good place to hide I  

Just gotta wait out the cops and then I should be  good oh no I’m famous I can see people standing up   over there already no don’t run towards me will  give me away no stop running into the road in  

Front of me they’re like oh my God he’s famous  I’d love to get destroyed by his SUV all right   that actually went okay all things considered oh  no now I’m famous so they’ll all run to me and  

They’ll also attack me then this score is ready to  go wait we’re ready to go already oh oh all right   the cutscenes save me from getting destroyed  by that civilian I’m gonna execute the plan  

Do we even have a plan because I think we just  have an SUV now we’ve um looked very oh my God   it’s him talking I had no idea the pitch is kind  of messing it up I want one guy on crowd control  

Oh and out I go I think I fell out the window I’m  leaving on foot oh my God who is attacking me now   I just got back in here and someone’s unloading  at me with a shotgun oh it’s just cops everywhere  

I don’t know if this Heist is a good idea when  cops are trying to kill you Michael Jesus the   amount of them oh oh no oh no oh oh my God the  cops are getting in the back for some reason  

They’re filling up the van I don’t know what  to do should I just go there where are my crew   they’re all fighting for a place in the van now  and I don’t know what to do I only have so many  

Seats okay you know what I am just going to start  driving towards the jewelry store and hope that   you all walk behind me and that works oh for God’s  sake stop running into me wait hold on maybe I can  

Like swing by and pick them up look hop in you’re  in the crew right you are okay I’ve got Michael oh I just had to say this mission is easy and  then my game just closed I want to say thanks  

For being a part of our little operation yeah  and that last time was just a bad dream I mean   come on hundreds of people trying to get  into our van don’t be ridiculous it never   happened innocence is illegal okay finally I’m  safe okay at least they have a little bit of  

Urgency now hopefully we can get out of here  unfortunately since we were being innocent   that is illegal and the cops are undertale  I have no idea where I’m going by the way that was straight into a roadblock apparently  oh no they’re everywhere and I have to lose  

Four stars oh my God Jesus that was close but  we lost them now all I gotta do is get to the   jewelry store and not to spend a long time not  oh my God what the hell was that I think we all  

Just died but uh we made it to the checkpoint so  who cares yep the van doesn’t look so cool can   they even see us with the fog I mean it’s good  for our cover I guess for now what we failed  

Franklin died oh come on we have to go all the  way back here like I’m trying to complete the   whole game but I’ll have done every Mission  about three times just start talking when   you’re all in because I have no idea what’s what  did I do now Michael oh they all caught fire  

Ow all right hopefully the head trauma  will reset everything because I was not   thinking or seeing clearly it was a couple  of years before oh thank God we made it oh   just in time to oh my God it is this gonna  be okay please don’t kill me immediately  

God damn it yeah he’s he’s dead I’m gonna  have to do that drive again aren’t I it’s   um I have witnessed protection at least they’re  like I don’t know but something seems off about   that Franklin guy I think he might be an informant  no hood well luckily I’ve already done this drive  

Like three times so I roughly know the way the  crew will only work only work when they’re done   God damn it what the hell is happening now oh  my God my security detail is being destroyed  

I think everyone in the van is dead waits for  the crew I don’t think they’re gonna follow me   into the void we don’t know each other that long  all vehicles are vulnerable okay that might help   granted I can’t see and I’m not invulnerable  but hopefully we can make it this time okay  

Um we’re driving pallets and my game didn’t like  that it just crashed okay you know what I won’t   Force you through any more of this I’ll see you  at the jewelry store okay we made it and it didn’t  

Fail so Franklin is alive I just hope there’s an  actual checkpoint here I am I supposed to shoot   the hell is this Dead Eye what oh okay that  works I guess all right that’s our Target keep  

It up see how much we can get no no no I’m not my  screen is freaking out we’re leaving immediately   wait I I think someone’s just staying behind  but whatever I’m on my way to the river okay   this is going surprisingly well I just hope  there are checkpoints because it seems like  

A bit of a longer Drive than the ride to the  jewelry store and that was horribly cursed   no no no no no no no I can’t tie my shoes I  remember I promise I just normally wear velcro  

Because it’s more my style no I lost the crew and  lying down in the sewer because my shoelace opened   what the hell is that oh is that dead wait fake death no I’m pretty sure  that was real yeah he’s dead a cinematic vehicle  

Camp that’s great like for the video but not for  me look at this this is slick and I thought first   person camera was bad what the hell is going on I  can’t see anything this isn’t cinematic okay I’m  

Managing to hang on in there somehow oh my God  where am I going oh no no no no I think I’m in   the wrong place am I I’ve never even been in here  before oh no oh no wait I think it’s linking back  

I hope it’s linking back I’m so lost I’m going  the wrong way oh man I thought my route was good   too though if anything it was better I think this  is just toying with me now just putting on camera  

Ones just to make it more difficult on me luckily  I’ve replayed it so many times I’m kind of getting   a feel for it I don’t know how I’m doing this  oh no my own team is firing at me because pads  

Drive by player now I’ll keep my distance I’m  sorry come on no I gotta make it before the   next effect this has gotta be a checkpoint when I  get out of here right I’m just going so slow but  

I can’t help it one hit Chao okay just go very  very slow I told you my route would have been   better we should have hopped on a tram okay now  that I’m in the truck surely this is a checkpoint

What okay I guess we’re about to find oh I was  supposed to be a pacifist and I just rammed the   two men down oh God I can’t control it why are  they doing this to me what have I done to deserve  

This torture I can’t really do much to protect  them because I’m a pacifist what oh it sent me   into this car I don’t think it’s even usable aim  boss pads yeah perfect that’s just what I needed

What okay the hell was that oh I can’t go plane  all right I’m on the way oh God we’re in prop   hunt again that container is chasing my friends oh  and apparently the game knows that we’re done it’s  

Confident we’re gonna make it to the end the  credits are rolling oh yeah we did it baby we   yeah what a happy ending I just wish I could  see yeah nobody saw us thankfully I think   we’re all clear maybe not you Franklin  I get just the sickening feeling that  

Someone’s out to kill you but the rest of  us are home free check out some more of my   content here hope you’ll enjoy that and  I hope to see you next time bye for now