So i just saw my character oh my god my name is draco malfoy Dude hagrid’s got a thigh gap oh [ __ ] What what is your skin i don’t know right now something really weird is happening i would say there’s it’s [ __ ] weird on my end too you’re a naked man so it’s my normal skin okay okay i got you guys hey well you’re batman it’s not much Better and i’m a [ __ ] redneck i can’t even see myself dude could you imagine if we ran into the dursleys looking like this this is cool yeah why don’t you just [ __ ] invite yourself into my house don’t mind if i do you didn’t even wipe your [ __ ] feet before you walked in What the [ __ ] Hey can you try killing me um jesse do you have the kill command uh dang gang [ __ ] do you have a health bar jesse yeah i don’t um maybe i’m god you have the ui yeah i got like inventory and stuff oh my hand just appeared [Applause] [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] dude Drive right now oh yeah we’re there yep that was funny the cut scene like when it was fading out i saw the camera drop and hit the ground oh my god batman where’s brandon that’s a good question oh i see you guys are you in here with us yeah [ __ ] where Uh right in front of you we don’t see you god damn it [Applause] let’s see how do i huh did you put on an invisible skin i don’t think so wait can you guys hear me walking around yeah i mean you’re in the game you’re just invisible we can’t even see your Nameplate should we just leave and join again uh yeah do you want to just up the server ram anyway Did you open the marauder’s map we’re not even at hogwarts yet oh [ __ ] i hit you with it Oh god i’m not touching it then by the way i have a confession to make what i accidentally took one of the bonsai trees that was here how oh just like that where did you put them i have no idea it’s gone let it from hogwarts ew oh [ __ ] yeah we Should probably go get that come on what if we just spent the whole goddamn game up here search the area for a way to get to london dude i could barely even read it no later than 31 july well what’s today that’s what i’m thinking press shift to exit i can’t Exit you’ve been accepted to hogwarts were you guys able to use shift to exit oh there we go spend the rest of my life staring at that letter all right friends let’s go anyone know how to get to london um where’s hagrid in his motorcycle oh my God i can’t believe we had to walk wait where is everybody wait can we like check out these houses i want to just see like oh that’s not a door what do you think you can just go in their house oh apparently you can’t some of these have called that breaking And entering and be unlocked with allah oh we can travel to london on the night bus it’s gonna be a bumpy ride look at this big [ __ ] chin guy i’ll drop you just like thick-ass forests outside you don’t know what’s even past it it’s awesome watch out for the grim you’ve got The grim my dear boy okay okay well we’re fast boys let’s go to let’s go to diagon alley the guy was like [ __ ] animating that but okay batman where do you think we go it’s right there behind you there’s a linky cauldron is it oh my god yeah oh the Paintings are animated the eyes are moved well really [ __ ] cool yeah this is pretty dope oh my god oh look at this there’s a floating t-pod they’re like why is there a guy with [ __ ] heart underwear on her table oh this is so cool look i’m nonchalantly This guy’s staring at the other dude you talked to this guy i found stephen colbert how did it oh it’s filling up his teacup oh it is there’s pancakes oh my god in keeper tom can you tell me how to get to diagon alley oh he’s got stuff for sale too he’s got An apple oh coins can i steal hmm there’s an entrance out back in a small world courtyard with a dustbin you can get the diagon alley by tapping the correct brick in the wall i just straight up rob tom wait let’s not go out there yet let’s go upstairs first okay Oh look at this little basket of apples oh my god oh dude there’s diagon alley at the window whoa oh my god it’s so detailed don’t that make you wanna just come backwards make me wanna imagine meeting you yeah i like how you’re just this dude in his underwear invading everybody’s privacy hello What the heck this is the room that the [ __ ] minister of magic talk to harry there’s coins i got i got gilroy lockhart’s book magical me is it a picture of him like smiling on the cover yeah oh my god that’s awesome oh damn it he [ __ ] got it I’m taking the other coins you guys will have to beg for your school books i’m already set you want magical me yes i i’m not a fan i just it’s on my list all right hold on i’m taking that book dude i love this amount of detail somebody must really like harry potter Holy [ __ ] oh my god he looks like he just came what’s that man you better gringott’s bank i know i found some stuff it is kind of cool oh my god dude hagrid’s got a thigh gap This [ __ ] that you notice dude is just wait found the brick hit it i pressed it oh alakazam wow nice hat we just oh my i see some pigeons i want to [ __ ] with holy [ __ ] ollivanders oh my god we gotta get our wines first Agreed that we gotta go uh get the money boys we need a plan we gotta go to green gods first first we need money oh my god i am so excited to have my wizard rubs whoa jesse we need money money Wow look out for the owl don’t get hit by it watch out oh [ __ ] he’s gonna lay on your hair looks like a nest dude how do we get to that whoa look at the ladies over there staring at you straight up like a dude gringotts is so far away you got them That’s right let’s go see the goblins you left there you just passed it i was just curious what was up there you giving handies in the streets yeah sorry make a little bit of extra coin you only stay in underwear just to save a few steps it’s for aerodynamic reasons who’s this guy Huh safest place on earth it’s certainly not the friendliest so tiny oh these little [ __ ] my god they’re like little dick cheney’s like got any oil look at the guy up there i need money for my school supply he’s got no soul how did you think this might come about I see here you have 250 coins that should be enough for your supplies now go thanks oh there’s a guy up here look at his old eyes yeah knock him over all right so we go into the bank now or did he give us the money oh quest log Oh there’s there is a stairwell going down though we might as well so we have to get books robes and a wand wait are we breaking the law right now uh whoa this is a little eerie oh wait there’s a chain here it’s minecart i don’t understand can you ride in it I tried to i couldn’t maybe i’m too dummy thick why is there a target oh maybe you have to hit that target to make it go we’ll figure that out later once we’re really wizards bye dick cheney batman’s gonna be a wizard uh ollivanders wants this is alevander he’s gonna talk to you In a really creepy way [ __ ] i’m here to purchase a one i’m gonna talk a lot about nothing hmm okay he’s put aside a few ones you’re like looking at his nipples i was looking at his dick big heart alone three green boxes he was like world of warcraft sound effects in them Like a lot oh that’s so cool dude i tried to go in the basement and it goes dark and it says you have to use lumos in order to like see down there cool brandon anyone found a second box no i haven’t jesus i’ve literally found one i’m going to Try some colors so this is going to be hard for me [Laughter] to [ __ ] my issues are there’s one oh i found one there’s a there’s one up here i’m going to turn it in first hear the wine boxes you son of a [ __ ] you see every olivando one has a core of A powerful magical substance no two olivenda ones are the same just as no two unicorns dragons or [ __ ] are quite the same and of course you will never get such good results with another wizard yeah hillary yeah try this perhaps come on [ __ ] it His voice changed to like five different people flexible with dragon heartstring no no no definitely not no matter i wonder of course a wand of rowan soft and pliable batman is cupping my ass cheeks right now he’s trying to make me ass clap popped up over her shoulder Oh he’s giving me a good rough sticky keys roughly not the anus oh yes Spells will unlock when you learn them at hogwarts double click to wave your wand what does that do so you can poke and then you can what happens if i hit another student oh swish and flick we don’t know any spells yet so we’re just [ __ ] dumbasses waving sticks All right what’s the next uh question locate flourish and plots follow me maureen ice cream parlor ice cream ice cream parlor god damn it you’ve led us astray you can buy not ice cream here oh that’s so nice and fancy i feel like i’m in france again oh flourishing blots have found it I’m the best student already where are you all the way back up i found a dude it’s on your quest [ __ ] oh dude you lit up for some something’s lit up oh dude four strength four stand leather belt hmm i’ve got them right here purchase books purchase fantastic beasts and where to Find them purchase standard book a spell this is dog forces it’s funny how everybody wants a game like this but they refuse to [ __ ] make it so some tiny group of people made this for free dude if they have a patreon we should all donate i totally Down with that but you all you only need fantastic beasts no you need it no buy them as it says at the top of the screen like one by one come on batman i know books aren’t your strong suit it doesn’t at say top spells can’t purchase thing oh yeah Wait what if we’re putting different houses no no no no no no no no like one of us is slytherin and just like gets ostracized wait but we always have a choice the sorting hat we can choose obviously the best house is ravenclaw oh my god do you think Mopey moni mortal will be in this i hope so oh my god make her moan by uh the fantastic beasts all right that’s the only one you can purchase at a time hmm dude i like just the little animations oh [ __ ] me [ __ ] you show me underpants man You have a great tan by the way thank you sir oh i’ve lost your boys i need a damn hat welcome to madame kids robes for all occasions how can i help you oh i mean ma’am i need to purchase my school uniform ah hogwarts i’ve got the lot here There’s a young man being fitted up in the back room just now in fact your robes will be magically colored the colors of your house after you’ve sorted i’ve got your robes here and you’re standing on the counter again excuse me i’m trying to talk to this young man over here You can equip them by inspecting them in your event inventory and selecting equip so i’ve got to buy my house robe yes and then my scarf suspender trousers what am i gay well we kind of assumed i’m sorry based on the uh get up oh [ __ ] dude [ __ ] I don’t have any more money how much did you spend i don’t know i just bought everything i could how many [ __ ] robes did you need to buy the [ __ ] is the matter with you go find some money go for yourself out on the streets again purchase house robe draco malfoy draco Hello potter hogwarts too my name is draco malfoy i’m a [ __ ] [Laughter] i think i did it i did it hmm what house you’ll be in yet um which which house we want to be in boys uh i guess i guess we’ll be boring and be gryffindor wait do we just need robes Nothing else you need robes a hat and pants i don’t know where you guys are seeing all these do i am i wearing them oh i am i bought a scarf instead of a hat damn it look at me i’m the assistant all right how do you put this [ __ ] on i Look [ __ ] ridiculous i have a raccoon skin hat underneath my wizard oh my god oh my god you’re batman and wizard Oh [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] awesome brandon are you like nervous to come out you get your scarf about time you found some clothes oh [ __ ] it is draco hmm i have a [ __ ] scarf instead of a hat but it counted it okay let’s go we’ve got our robes oh my god i love this I can’t wait so i just saw my character just [Laughter] that was good why does brandon look like shortened squat with this scarf i don’t know but it’s awesome okay all right let’s exit diagonally i don’t have i don’t have any quests so i can’t see what to do next says you have no active quest currently what how Do we find a platform oh my god what do you have to say i don’t care oh my god boys Video Information
This video, titled ‘Harry Potter and the Three Dinguses (Minecraft Witchcraft & Wizardry Mod)’, was uploaded by CrashThisBrandon on 2022-04-23 00:20:07. It has garnered 120 views and 12 likes. The duration of the video is 00:19:26 or 1166 seconds.
Join my friends as we dive into probably the coolest Minecraft mods any of us has ever played: Witchcraft & Wizardry. It’s a complete RPG overhaul mod where you get to experience nearly every location in the Harry Potter world completing quests and swishing and flicking to your heart’s content. This was recorded about 2 years ago so we’ve got a lot of backlog to work through! Also my audio was a bit fuzzy in the beginning but improves greatly later in the video. Enjoy!
“Day of Chaos”, “Evening Melodrama”, “Hep Cats”, “Industrial Music Box”, “Local Forecast – Elevator”, “Marty Gots a Plan”, “Pippin the Hunchback”, “Professor and the Plant”, “Still Pickin”, “Take a Chance”, “Teddy Bear Waltz”, “Wholesome” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ #minecraft #minecraftmods #harrypotter
