Welcome to the Hermitcraft Recap! My name is Pixlriffs, our writer is SloyXP, captions on this video were provided by Lyarrah. And if you hear the sound of industrial chugging in the distance, for once that’s not a redstone contraption – that’s Xisumavoid’s self-titled album under his musical pseudonym ‘Soulside Eclipse’. So for anyone who’s been weighing it, the server just got a whole lot heavier. XISUMA: I put so much of my soul – my passion – into this project, and this year I decided to make it a reality. And so I’ve spent the last- >> But things on Hermitcraft are still light and breezy, with all sorts of minigames popping up to distract everyone from what they were doing, unless what they were doing was building minigames. And we have news that – as of yesterday – the server was upgraded to Minecraft 1.20, And immediately began creaking under the pressure as everyone scattered across the map looking for cherry groves, suspicious sand to brush, and designs to stencil onto their armour. But here at the Recap we are creatures of the past – we only watch videos up to And including Friday – so let’s take a look at all the events and mishaps that occurred on the Hermitcraft Server this week. Starting with ImpulseSV, who now has an i9 on his industrial district motherboard. Although he might need to look into the overheating problem – the fire that’s Overheating the excess bamboo from his farm. Because Impulse, like many other people, has realised bamboo will be in popular demand once the server updates to Minecraft 1.20! IMPULSE: We’ll see. The Hermits will eventually come to realize how amazing Bamboo is. But I want it ready for them when they do. >> So he not only re-routes the farm into his storage system, he converts the other half of the farm that was previously sugar cane into bamboo as well. IMPULSE: We probably got enough sugar cane to last the rest of the season, even if we go on for another five years. Which, I don’t think we will, but, anyway! [laughs] >> Then it turns out to need a whole minecart system to collect and refill shulker boxes just so he can store it all and ship it off to iBuy. Truly, his cup runneth over. Just like the Zedvancement cup runneth over to ZombieCleo’s museum – at least, when Impulse decides to prank them and wears the trophy while under the effects of an invisibility potion. IMPULSE: Ha, that worked pretty good. CLEO: Actually- 😂 That actually looks pretty good. IMPULSE: [laughs] Oh! Look, I can- 😂 CLEO: It’s so good! That’s great. IMPULSE: Oh, we’re making a game out of this. We’re so making a game out of this. This is so “Prop Hunt”! CLEO: This is proper “Night at the Museum” stuff, we gotta tell Scar. IMPULSE: Oh! >> In the meantime, Cub is runneth over the entire server trying to get as many mobs as he can to his museum within the limit of four hours. CUBFAN: We got the arctic fox. I said we were racing against the clock to get these mobs, because, we absolutely are, guys. We absolutely are. >> Luckily some people straight up sell animals just across the road from here, and some animals will chase you down across half the server. As such, Cub successfully acquires a hoglin, that naturally transforms into a zoglin in the overworld, because no matter how speed you run, you can’t out-speed-run the plague. [Zoglin grumbling] CUBFAN: It seems like this guy can’t drown, actually. Makes sense because basically, he’s already dead? So… I guess that’s cool. Okay, we gotta be kinda careful here, because Zog the Hoglin will actually attack any mobs in his nearby area. So we gotta put him In a pen that’s not adjacent to another pen. Like this one here might be good. >> Another rare beast for Cub to put into his museum turns out to be Bdubs. The many shiny varieties of BdoubleO would cost a shiny penny if Cub was getting them from the head Gacha machine. Luckily, he was able to strike a promotional deal with Bdubs directly, and get the whole pile of Bdubs heads in exchange for actively advertising the shop in the museum exhibit. BDUBS: Yeah. CUBFAN: I think what I can do, Bdubs, I can put a uh, “Sponsored by Bdubs’ Head Shop”. BDUBS: Ahhh! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. CUBFAN: And then the coordinates, yeah yeah yeah. BDUBS: Okay, that one- CUBFAN: Gr- No, “graciously provided by”! CUBFAN: Do you have any neat stuff, by the way. BDUBS: I mean, if- if you wanted. You know, I made that castle. Ransack it. Anything in there is yours. CUBFAN: Anything? BDUBS: Yes. CUBFAN: Oh my goodness. Okay. Okay. >> HotGuy exhibit gets an even better deal – on top of displaying all of Scar’s merch, the museum offers a shooting range where you can practice your archery and even win a replica HotGuy bow! CUBFAN: And when you jump through the portal, wouldn’t you know it, it’s the Empires folks! So I thought it’d be appropriate to put them, like, through the Rift, because they are, you know, Empires members, after all. >> Now what Cub did have to actively battle for, is the Evil Xisuma TCG trophy exhibit! We didn’t get to talk about this last time because of… some wi-fi interference, but Evil Xisuma is now a TCG boss battle! And an automated one at that! That’s right! Through what we can only imagine is a redstone incantation, X was able to put together an in-game in-minigame boss with a mind of its own! So the layers of abstraction are piling up, as you can see. XISUMA: Now. This is no straightforward system, because there is another element of the difficulty Increasing. So, with Psybot’s help, we now have an amazing Evil X boss battle arena! This week however brings an arguably harder challenge for his mechanisation skill. Because if you think making your own redstone is hard, consider how much harder it is to tweak someone else’s. Yes, it’s once again time to make David the Copper (aging) field even more complicated! XISUMA: So just imagine that the facility here, instead of having just this one, could have all the different stages of aging. And we can do this with redstone! So, I thought this was going to be really simple, you see- >> You might remember me helping X install this beast of epic proportions, and if you do, you’ll know it was not designed to also wax the copper on the way out. So now he’s modded a boss battle into his favorite minigame, And developed an add-on for a tool I designed. But no, Xisuma hasn’t spent as much time on the server as usual, he says wearing a crown that takes hours to get. XISUMA: Oh, time! Time! [noteblocks chiming] XISUMA: Woo! I got the first level! Did I break it? It only went down by one. It’s stuck in a loop! What have I done? >> BdoubleO manages two minigames this week, although one of them is, “how can I get my PC to not die?” BDUBS: But, I am finding that uh, that wasn’t everything. It’s kind of brute force. I blue screened like, 20 times in the last 24 hours. Bdubs has been in a pure panic mode, just F.Y.I. >> Apparently, enough “dedotated WAM” and horse riding fries your computer memory, So many blue screens died to bring you this video, and the redstone with Bdubs segment is sponsored by Windows Accessibility Settings. BDUBS: Redstone with Bdubs~! [computer beeps] BDUBS: Sticky Keys. Sticky Keys came on and ruined my Redstone with Bdubs moment. 😒 >>Despite this, he still gets to create the other minigame, Thanks to the cooperation of a snow golem which immediately tries to escape. BDUBS: Blast! Well, he’s gonna coat the floor down here. [clears throat] And this isn’t getting my snowballs because I have a Silk Touch pick. >> Once he’s farmed enough snowballs, he sets up a sideshow attraction in which contestants have To fling snowballs at a target block to win a prize! Unfortunately for everyone involved, the prize is a horse that dangles in front of the target. So you’ll only get to ride away once you’ve pelted the poor creature with snow. TANGO: So all I gotta do is shoot your horses, Right? That’s easy, from what I’ve seen. BDUBS: No! No, no stop. It was me the whole time. >> Still, somehow TangoTek gets away victorious – both from the minigame and the one pillager he also somehow won. BDUBS: Patience is key- Ohhh~! BDUBS: [arrow hits] Oh hey! TANGO: Oh what is this?! 😱 What- One player at a time here! One player- BDUBS: He shot my armor stand! The stupid idiot! >> The carnival game was a nice distraction from working on the Decked Out dungeons. It helps that Grian showed up now with an offer to build the secret laboratory Level decorations, and Tango can focus on the redstone, of which there is plenty. GRIAN: Right. TANGO: The guy who was into all the science, the labratory, was into making golems as pets and stuff like that kind of thing? GRIAN: Okay. Yeah, I can do that. >> Even the door from level 3 to level 4 could not be a regular piston tape. For extra oomph and pizzazz, Tango made sure that the way you open the elevator shaft to below the black mines, is by dropping a TNT block into it! The game naturally resets it by generating basalt, So no harm no foul, inbefore Etho tries to use it to clear out the Wardens populating the level. TANGO: And now, in theory, we should haver a blast proof floor! [kaboom] TANGO: Excellent! >> Then again, maybe we should keep Tango occupied with environmental design, Given that now he’s making secret passages like this underwater one. The idea of a chest behind a secret is perfectly fine, it’s just the way there is so windy and brutal, it could be considered its own underwater level! TANGO: Over through here, and all the way down here, and to all this, Around the corner, I’m almost drowning, down here, under the thing, and then you’re here. >> You can see how this is a little more involved than the current top minigame that is about pressing a button at the right time. And luckily it’s a bigger landmark than the Button, because xBCrafted only just remembered The button was there – and it took longer than he’d like to admit to discover the TCG swap shop. XB: This, I feel like, is not it. 😅 I goin’ places I ain’t s’posed to be! You would think there would be a sign that says, like, “here’s the place to swap your TCG stuff!” >> But he’s observant enough to play spot the difference between the cards he’s swapping – most of which are just worded slightly clearer – and even to spot foxes darting between the trees of A taiga biome. Because xB and VintageBeef team up to locate the vulpine residents of the enclosure Beef built for xB’s zoo project. xB even gives us a display of expert marksmanship saving them from the encroaching creepers – although he can’t save them from Minecraft’s lead mechanics. BEEF: Do you just run up to them and just use the lead on them? XB: Uh-huh. BEEF: I think that’s probably where I’m going to leave it. Now how do I get- Where do I go from here? XB: Alright. I’ve got three. BEEF: Oh wow. Okay. >> Coincidentally, FalseSymmetry is about ready to put Grian on a leash after he snags a good button press from her and for nothing! JOE: Might as well get… Jaffa Cakes? No, I think that’s Australia. I dunno. FALSE: Yeah, Jaffa Cake. Yeah, Jaffa Cakes. JOE: Jaffa Cakes? Oh. Okay cool. Yeah go get some Jaffa Cakes! FALSE: Nope. JOE: Oh hi Grian! GRIAN: I saved the button! Good day! Only I get to be Mumbo’s best friend! Yay! FALSE: Uh, bye? JOE: Bye… bye Grian. FALSE: So I guess now that Grian isn’t in my good books, I guess I can add him to my List? I just feel like making a bit of a list, of people that have… wronged me. [chuckles] >>Not that False herself is a stranger to shenanigans, as we see her pull some PT jump scares on Rendog while he was visiting. Invisibility potions are really good for pretending to be an armorstand, If you know for sure the other guy is playing with the particles off. FALSE: Oh hi. RENDOG: Oh! [sighs] That cared the living hell out of me, man. FALSE: How you doing? [laughs] >> Ren and Grian marathon False’s elytra course over and over, which just proves That the tweaks from last week helped – as neither dies of kinetic energy. All the while False is plotting her revenge as well as the exact layout of the castle innards. Ultimately, she gets to pull the exact same goof on Grian, While he’s AFK at the button. Just a shame no one got to the Jaffa Cakes this week. FALSE: I had to kind of give him a taste of his own medicine. [button clicks] [note block chimes] FALSE: [laughs] I had to. Guys. It’s- it’s even. It’s fair. >> As a desperate bid for Mumbo’s friendship, Grian has been trying to hit the purple crown limit. Nobody else has it on the server at the moment, which means Mumbo is pretty lonely with no friends out there. GRIAN: Well, at least I uh- at least I’m still in the running to being Mumbo’s best friend. >> Well, for his part, he could help by not threatening to burn his neighbor’s copper over the continuous target block prank exchange. GRIAN: No! [panicked laugh] [screams] Man’s burning- That’s not very best friend behavior! >> As such, Grian only gets the regular friend crown for now – no thanks to someone holding a grudge here. What took longer still, is arranging some giant rocks around his base in a presentable manner. At a glance, it might not strike you as a 7 hour Build, especially since we saw floating boulders out of the guy already. But consider – this is also where Grian’s chest pile has been this entire time, and it’s not there any more! GRIAN: Look how much I’ve got rid of in terms of clutter. This was all just sitting in my base. Turns out, offering to work on Decked Out level 4 wasn’t just him procrastinating on cleaning his storage after all, and Grian had it all moved in a neat, or at least neat-er fashion! Not neat enough for Zedaph, at least. ZEDAPH: Okay. This is- this is like neat mess. There’s a shulker box right there though! Hey, I lived in your mansion once. GRIAN: Oh yeah, that’s true. ZEDAPH: I know exactly what it’s like to live in your mess. GRIAN: Oh yeah, that’s true. This is some big words from a man, whose storage – though maybe neat – doesn’t have Any dragon eggs in it. Which is why Grian’s duped one is of big interest to Zedaph. ZEDAPH: Rumors tell me that you are a man with eggs. >> For now, though, it’s a no-sell, and Grian even considers booby trapping the Dragon egg with an observer, so that the rare item isn’t too easy to get from him. Joke’s on him, one could simply point out the extra egg to PearlescentMoon, to send Grian to Minecraft jail for his duping crimes. And finally there’s DocM, who decides this time he’s not going to spend hours camping Out to get the latest colourful accessory. This time, he’s gonna hack the button. DOCM: Very suspicious to have Grian’s cam account on all day. I think what he’s trying to do is keep it loaded so it runs faster? >> First, though, he looks at how they massacred his boy. DOCM: Alright, anyways. You know, that is just one example. You know, after Mumbo got banned from tournament play, which ruined our whole strategy we’ve been using for the whole first season of TCG. Poor Mumbo. But still yeah, it’s no longer (200 and 4?) But it’s still one of the most powerful cards. >> Doc swaps basically his whole card library at the TCG swap shop, but he keeps a couple of the pre-nerf cards as a collector’s item for his personal trophy room. There’s a brief diversion as he, False, and Impulse help Cubfan capture one of the Remaining ghasts from his prank on Grian – all for Cub’s museum – and a momentary panic when a stray fireball hits the anvil cannon. Luckily, it wasn’t in quite the right place to blow everything sky high, but we were also very tense when Doc put out the fire on that one observer. IMPULSE: The observer’s alright. DOCM: It blew up two- it- It blew up two rail tracks! IMPULSE: Easy repair though at least? DOCM: [groans] Thinking. Nothing about this thing is easy. IMPULSE: Oh. Oh no. DOCM: I need to call in the Hivemind! I don’t know what happens if I update this observer Here while the fire is on. IMPULSE: Oh no… ugh. >> But with those distractions aside, Doc turns his attention back to the button heist. Digging a large hole below the button’s chassis, he rigs up an Ender Pearl stasis chamber that Triggers when the button reaches Purple – or, alternatively, when someone presses it. With the idea that he can either arrive to click the button himself, or snipe the crowns from someone else – then using another Ender Pearl teleporter, he warps back to the Perimeter. The first tests don’t go quite according to plan, but there was always a chance there’d be some bugs to work out. Finally, though, Doc parks himself in an AFK booth overnight, and returns to find all three crowns in his inventory. Which we’re pretty sure makes him Mumbo’s best friend. DOCM: [hoarse] Oh my god, we succeeded! I win! [rolling thunder] DOCM: Yes!! [coughs] Just woke up! And that’s about it for this week’s Recap! Our writer is SloyXP and my name is Pixlriffs. Captions on this video were provided by Lyarrah. Don’t forget to leave a like while you’re still here, And subscribe so you won’t miss future Recaps! Thanks for watching, and we’ll see you next week. Video Information
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