How I got the Hardest Minecraft Achievement

I am completing the hardest achievements in skyblock you have to jump into the void with 100 million coins that’s my entire bank but i need the achievement wait i didn’t get it oh i see i have to do it twice wait no don’t today i’m on a quest to get every

Achievement in skyblock but these achievements are secret finding out how to get them made me go insane i’ve been watching a sheep count for six hours so please subscribe so i can pay for my therapy sessions there are a list of secret achievements in skyblock only one

In a hundred thousand people have the rarest secret achievement and that’s the one i’m after i’ve gotten a secret achievement before i attended a dark auction and i found 10 secrets in a dungeon drive what is it about these that are so impressive to be achievements their names are puns maybe

I can guess one of the puns that are achievements if i kill a cow with dirt it’s ground beef hey no achievement if i show my dog and pet motivational speeches who’s gonna carry the votes he will have a poor poise in life and that got me one for being banned new approach

If puns don’t work i can try the craziest things in the game the big bounce booyah extreme mlg pro no achievement for bouncing high hmm i have to consult the experts i asked other youtubers what the greatest achievement in the game was crafting a crafting table never mind i’m gonna have to ask

The real experts my audience you guys and you answered quitting the game and touching grass that’s easy i created some realistic grass in blender and then wore a realistic vr hand glove to simulate touch it only took 12 hours what you meant outside grass the wiki has a list of secret achievements but

Reading them is cheating and even if i did i wouldn’t know which one was the 0.01 so i need help of the dark ass there is a secretive cult hidden in skyblock here is their cave i can hear ds ira in the background am i about to

Die is my bitcoin going to lose value or am i going to be left alone and die of border where is everyone maybe i need to make a sacrifice on the table how about my dolphin pet he was motivated for one day and then went back to binging

Minecraft videos what a loser they don’t want him either i waited for days eventually the cult has to have another meeting in the meantime i did some research what could the secret achievement be that only 0.01 of players have it a lot of the achievements in the

Game are not secret level up a pet to 100 not you dolphin obtain a legendary pet not you dolphin killer youngling damn i didn’t expect skybox to be so brutal perfect for you dolphin the rarest regular achievement is obtaining a black belt a true test of endurance

And skill so what’s similar to that bit secret i did research and apparently if you place flowers in this pot thousands of times you get an achievement it seems stupid but maybe that’s why no one else has done it and it’s so rare this could be what i’m looking for except it’s not

Working for me i changed lobbies and someone else is doing it and this lobby it’s just not working does this mean someone already did it in the lobby i never expected to have so much trouble placing a flower i spent 20 minutes trying to place this flower down but i’m

Pretty sure it isn’t doing anything according to the internet if you have bad lag it won’t work and since i’m in australia my internet is a tower of forks trying to touch the communal internet poll let’s hope that wasn’t the achievement i need i’ll ask an npc for

Wisdom hello how are you do you know where achievements can be found oh he does not like me he threatened to get the guns to remove me but i distracted the guards with my dolphin he offers me coins to leave but surely there’s something really important in his room

If he wants me to leave so badly why do you play this game isn’t it obvious i spend these countless hours all these years to craft a crafting table then he wants to show me a magic trick sure i’ll turn around wait where did he go oh damn

He actually is magic am i impressed no in this game if you can’t teleport you’re considered less than a peasant aspect of the end is a requirement for being treated like a human being he was so mad at me that he turned into a cow

Okay i did not see that coming oh yeah i was supposed to be getting an achievement wasn’t i but then he started making me question my own existence oh god am i real and then he turned into a she once again did not expect that he

Finally got tired of me and gave me a cake i knew this was going to be worth it he said goodbye he said this is the end but i didn’t believe him ten nine i’m not leaving oh god he started counting down from five thousand i’m not leaving guys this could be incredibly

Important i mean i guess i can go join the cult while he counts i waited until midnight and was accepted in this gave me a secret achievement that 0.13 of people have i guess i’ll keep watching this sheep count time began to feel different there was a calmness that came

Over me and then i realized i’ve been watching a sheep count for six hours you bet it could be something amazing you better press the like button for me sheep i waited all the way to 1 000. while i waited i crafted a crafting table 220 this is it zero i got an

Achievement finished talking to the royal resident 0.05 percent wait it’s the wrong one