How to Craft a $1,000,000 GOD Sword! – Minecraft

Smooth brain smooth brain we’ve got to start with a 100 diamond sword and then a thousand dollars then ten thousand dollars i’m gonna hunt do you i think you understand what i’m trying to say we’ve gotta make the million dollar diamond sword so obviously this is how you make a diamond

Sword we do need this regular diamond store stored sword to start stored oh hold on hold the phone ladies and gentlemen this wasn’t supposed to happen um ah okay can somebody kill the lightning hello we’ve got a goal and objective to finish oh oh my god what just happened beautiful

People we are less than 30 seconds into this video and uh i apologize for the thunder and the lightning if you could just leave a like down below i’d appreciate that we lost a fallen comrade um his name is noob one two three four and this opened up from that diamond

Sword in the sky what in sam houston’s going on around here where do i even begin you have to place your diamond sword into the stone block just to open this really really well calm down geez i literally almost died anyways using the diamond sword we made it

The sad thing about this is you can never get it back again what happens if you break this i’ve never tried you can’t it’s unbreakable is it me or is it just strange seeing like pieces of diamonds just like fall off the block anyways we are going to go into the

Portal because the portal will bring us to this place it’s very spooky we have the great sword champion who oddly enough if you’ve watched the anime sword art online is skinned exactly as kirito welcome to the sword dimension where the greatest swordsmen own their craft wait you bring that puny diamond sword here

Well technically i hey whoa what the heck did he just oh okay oh he just force-fielded no okay i just got force-fielded down a hole that was kind of low-key epic but also really rude at the same time um if you’re watching this please tell me

You know who master splinter is from the teenage mutant ninja turtles series you must be the chosen one raphael didn’t believe oh i get it because we’re in a sewer how did i not how did i not put two and two together sometimes you know

My brain can just be so smooth but my forehead might smooth brain anyways thank you master splinter and you’re beautiful i love your tooth okay he tells me that i am to craft a sword worth of my destiny oh my gosh look at this crafting table oh this is okay so

This graphing table you don’t need to place it down on the ground yo this is actually so little bottomless put down a pancake okay i’m gonna put some bones over here okay i’m just gonna say this this has got to be the weirdest recipe i’ve ever seen we’re using bones

Ancient books hilt of piercing i don’t even know what that means and then iron plated diamond which i’ve also now and this gives you the 100 sword the ancient fang piercer kind of looks like an old piece of meat i think i see it looks like a kind of

Like a bat and then it’s got like the diamond spikes on it i couldn’t tell exactly what it was all right well thank you for that master split master splinter what’s happening magic splinter oh no mister oh boy oh you okay let’s just go what is that hell oh my

Gosh how did i do that oh hold on hold on wait this bad boy’s got some abilities okay wait wait i just too much i’m stimulated too much too much things going on at once one we we got a cloak of silence and then when i killed the

Skeleton i got a charge in my experience bar this thing okay what is this right click to pull in all foes and unleash a deadly fireworks show this isn’t wait this is so overpowered so if i right click it just takes all of the weapons out of the hands of the skeletons so

They they have to melee me um this is like kind of low-key ridiculous so what happens if i get a full oh if i get a full charge with a weapon now i say oh whoa whoa whoa hold on whoa whoa one heart one heart hold on calm down calm

Down i was i was letting i was letting this get i’m gonna try out what this does all right what does this do oh my gosh that was insane if this is what the hundred dollar sword does can you imagine what the million dollar sword is

Gonna be doing by the end of this video that’s why you gotta stick around baby oh my gosh that’s what it is i need this for the next sword i guarantee the next door’s a thousand dollar sword or ten thousand dollar sword and we’re gonna need this item whoa you dare disturb our

Warrior slumber noob what are you doing here what are you doing no no i thought you died to the giant sword earlier he says person follow me i’ve i found the the exits what do you mean wait we can’t wait we need to go what are you doing oh

My god he just blew up okay well that is just not my problem anymore um i do appreciate you is it chasing me oh it’s chasing me holy guacamole oh wait uh do i want to kill oh guys oh my gosh yo okay this weapon is

Actually over oh i don’t know wait oh my god i’m gonna die no you know i’m not no i’m not no i’m not oh thank god the super ability was charged up okay that was close i did paint it i’m not gonna i’m going to admit i did panic i

Panicked there a little bit too much okay oh stop it oh my god yo two hearts calm down mr baby zombie i don’t know why i i keep forgetting that i can literally steal weapons oh i think we found it what is oh no not again not

Wait wait ah okay hold the phone why do i have half a heart excuse me can we get a zoom in on this i’ve got half a heart and i’m not okay with that please if you are not already subscribed to the channel yet go and hit that subscribe

Button make it go make it gray colored please because i am about to die and i’m not even kidding um all right so master splinter said a lot of dialogue he said i’ve got the warriors curse great well okay but however we did manage to get the next recipe so we’re

Gonna use that cloak of silence we got look at these items to craft with i will say though this is awesome this is the thousand dollar sword we’re using phantom membranes bottles of lightning potions of invisibility and of course the previous weapon oh my gosh no no no

No okay calm down granted invisibility wait what does this thing do every kill grants invisibility all enemies glow walk through blocks right click an entity to teleport it okay we really need to be careful about wait so if i’m invisible they can’t see me okay this is

A good thing i just can’t believe i got half a heart please please oh my gosh and why would it be wither skeletons i hate to wear their skeletons the only thing i hate more than weather skeletons is maces literally mazes if this sword didn’t have the ability whoa oh my gosh

No so that’s what i meant i can literally walk through blocks what this seems like entirely too overpowered all right i’m gonna i think we can get to the end of the maze by literally just looking at the hostile mobs wait a sec okay you’ve got to stop doing this you

Have got to stop randomly teleporting behind me and giving me the heebie-jeebies please sir well done survive this next trial and return to the great swordsman aka karito from uh sword heart online be warned this trial is very explosive well okay i feel like that was the fastest one we’ve done yet

Right this is the recipe for the colossal cannon blade no no not just the colossal the the colossal cannon blade you feel like they can get a little bit more creative i like i like the names i’m not hating okay this has got kind of silly names all

Right so the item’s getting more interesting we’ve got tnt blocks of iron that is not an energy batty battery i’m pretty sure that’s kelp but we’re gonna pretend okay use your imagination imagination the hundred thousand dollar colossal cannonblade of course it’s made with the previous sword um one thing i always appreciate

So it’s called the colossal cannon blade and colossal stands for really big but this is like a really tiny weapon look at this little tiny guy oh my gosh he’s so cute this thing has a boomerang ability which will launch your sword as a boomerang and it also will launch you

It will wait what is this right click it has the explosive launch ability which creates a giant shock wave and then cannon crystals all right i don’t know where we’re i don’t know what’s happening where are we going what is this oh a coliseum why are there wait a

Second why are there creepers in the coliseum seats all right you guys really want this to happen you really you really want it you want to go like this you want to go whoa whoa wait hold on oh my gosh i’m almost dead i’m literally about to die what happened how did i

Almost die oh this is not good not good okay let’s let’s remember we have a variety of abilities the boomerang boomerang oh my gosh i don’t know why i’m taking so much damage okay so if we kill the right creeper in the coliseum the crowd meter goes up so i need this

Oh stop it stop it you’re getting me down a half a heart every time okay i don’t know what creepers to kill man i’m just killing creepers because i oh they don’t okay see like listen what if you’re not supposed to kill the supercharged creepers i think that’s

What the trick is here we don’t kill the supercharged creepers kill the regular creepers and we’re good oh it’s just okay no i don’t understand this why why you say boo does any of this make sense to anybody watching right now i don’t understand oh my gosh wait a second it’s the

Creepers in the colosseum that’s the color we want to kill oh i’m so dumb wait a second although i can do this i can do this so if the creepers are green in the audience we need to kill the green creepers okay that’s easier said than done all right please oh

Ladies and gentlemen i we did talk about this earlier about being a little smooth brained i may be the smoothest brain youtuber you’ve ever watched but you love me anyways don’t you please don’t leave me hanging oh wait red we need that one i need this oh

There’s a new red fresh red fresh red let’s go baby all right we’re back to green and yeet oh my god this is really hard okay red again can i kill him i don’t oh my gosh there’s everything like no i’m terrified because there’s so many

Okay we’re going in we’re going in oh that was a bad idea all right blue this might be the last creeper we have to eliminate here we go here we go i’m going in head first launchability ready shall we try it ladies and gentlemen and launch oh my gosh

Well almost kills me but very epic oh wait wait a second wait a second hold on okay we gotta get out of here oh that was so cool okay i think we’re right stop it stop it yeah why are you prepare to face an art what army are we

Facing you are overly stim i am just too much the great sword champion must really fear you chosen one time to face this army with an army of your own what what excuse me an army of my own who comes up with these names the mythical battle breaker recipe

All right we’re using iron axis the hilt of battering reinforced stone bricks diamond bars steel core and of course the colossal candy blade the mythical battlebreaker this sword can now summon knights slam on the ground and then the battling ram slam oh that’s cool all that goes really high oh that’s epic oh

Old master splint i’m so so okay he doesn’t take damage it’s fine he’s a main character doesn’t take damage you’ve watched the anime before all right battering ram oh my gosh what that is so overpowered i could summon my own kind i can also kill my own kind i don’t know why i’m

Killing the the the people that i summoned to help me but it’s kind of satisfying all right master splinter i’m ready take me in take me in oh i don’t like when the when the darkness oh he’s gone he’s gone stop doing that stop

Doing it oh my gosh wait a second wait a second i’m at one heart hold on oh hold up hold up bro hold up okay my knights are not as these yo these okay these knights they are in full met the right gear meanwhile miner nude

Why are my knights so much plebier go and do something nice guys we’ve got bro okay that’s i’m gonna slam these boys down boom all right did that do a lot of damage okay unfortunately that hurts my boys as well but it’s worth it if we end up eliminating everybody all right okay

I don’t know like this is really not going how i play it stop it okay we need to take out the uh the baby champions baby champions member champions member champions babies news stop it please how are you so tanky freaking heck spam it it’s working their army is dwindling oh

My gosh it’s actually working let’s go yes oh my gosh let’s go wait a second wait a second hold on you’re thinking you’re thinking what i’m thinking right now aren’t you yeah you are let’s go battling ram what the heck is this hello all right i’m probably gonna need this

For later oh i just got myself a dragon skull wait where’s the guy at kirito i love your anime where’d you go no matt matt’s just what are you doing back here again what are you doing master splinter what are you doing chosen one quickly you need to grab the million dollar

Sword oh wow yeah okay there’s totally no pressure going on what is happening i’m watching an enemy character fight a giant rat we’re gonna take advantage of this time okay we need to take advantage of this i need to build very quickly i mean craft i need to craft dang it this the

Ingredients for this weapon are nuts okay we got dragon wing shards dragon’s breath potions blaze powders and a dragon head okay there we go oh my gosh this thing looks up what just happened noob died again i’m not surprised we finally have it the million dollar sword

And it is definitely the best looking one also what if we don’t even have to do anything here and master splinter just ends up beating the great sword champion i’m gonna watch i mean even fight so far okay maybe it’s i actually think master splinter is getting dumbo’d you’re

Getting taken to pound town i mean so far so good right yeah master splinter get him yeah look at that look at that oh no oh you monster what do you excuse me okay so he can fly now you’ve done it now you will see a true champion i’m

Telling you man this is basically an anime what oh my gosh yep this is an anime he just he just became this ir what is that oh my gosh i forgot to read the abilities of this sword i will read them flamethrower dragon scale meteors hyper charged king giga slash and wings of

Power ability to double okay so we can now double jump we also have a flamethrower which sets us on fire conveniently come on oh my gosh i summoned a meteor i forgot about that so i have the ability i can literally summon meteors oh that’s amazing did you see that

Did you freaking see that meteor guys alright so i don’t know if this is legal the flamethrower ability doesn’t do as much damage as i thought okay the meteors definitely do the most damage but they’re also the most deadly goodness gracious bro i think we just keep hitting them with meteors

Eventually oh yeah he’s done look at those beers oh my gosh oh my gosh did you see that the meteors bounced his tnt back at me all right let me back up in region i’m literally just killing this guy with meteors this is insane i’d finish him finish him oh the giga slam

Yes you have defeated me complete the final course to claim your prize i have to say that was the most wild thing i’ve done so far in minecraft barely if we want to become king we have to complete his trial all right trial number one kill the skeletons easy enough baby easy

Enough you just spam that magnet blade start critting out the scale of beans honestly the hardest thing about this challenge is going to be like missing some of them because there’s different like layers like look at these skeletons they’re like running into the wall okay everything’s done if you want to become

The king we have to do all of these trials they’re very quick though excuse me zombie excuse me excuse me okay easy eliminate the snipers what oh by using the boomerang ability i get it i get it easy enough oh this looks this is so

Weird but so cool at the same time did i miss any snipers come on come on oh he just literally jeronim mode what is this guy doing come on yes super is ready trial number four siege okay the last trial until we can get the crown siege the castle come on

That what what is happening okay i just like i went inside all right this is the last one this should be really easy i think we did we just win already is the sword just that overpowered it’s kinda i gotta put out the fires look at all

These fires and with that ladies and gentlemen i have been given the crown of the king probably one of the most fun but also most weird videos i have filmed i hope you enjoyed don’t forget if you get doing a video within the first 60 seconds you have a chance to have your

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