How To Hatch a DRAGON Egg in Virtual Reality!

So today i’m going to become the mother of dragons and i have my very own dragon egg i have to raise his name is mike and we have to protect him from anything that comes towards him so first things first grab a rock i have a rock what do i do

With said rock do i have to grab it with my left hand if you insist oh we’re starting a fire okay mike don’t worry i will take perfect care of you oh i have to do it over here sorry aren’t you supposed to rub it together i wonder if clapping them like magic

And the other one correct hang on a second we’re gonna start this other fire make sure i know for survival games you to make sure all the fires are lit oh can i light this one set everything on fire it’s not gonna reach over there so now it’s telling me

Put these rocks back somehow i don’t think that’s possible take a stick torch we’re gonna make a torch okay i have created fire i am magical i’m wonderful okay now i have to heat up my dragon egg everybody knows dragons like fire here burn baby burn disco inferno

Is this all i have to do oh no there is more hold on mike light all the torches i i cannot light all the torches so much for being prepared ahead of time mike i’m trying my best what is this meat sticks am i gonna be feeding mike

I’m gonna get to feed a dragon yes okay we have stick put it on mike we’re gonna build a campfire so mike stays nice and are those my legs i’m in the middle of the wilderness raising a dragon child and i’m wearing dad sneakers and a pair of jeans really and

Hey baby you like my wood that’s a little inappropriate sorry mike you’re too young for this there you go how many more do you need give mike my wood anything comes after my dragon egg i’m gonna take him down have two more logs four pieces of wood

Four four four i’m playing this on my oculus somebody’s not happy just um calm down why am i feeding you why are we feeding the t-rex he’s gonna steal my dragon you stay back mister i will be nice you’re you’re a very big dinosaur eat it’s leica

All grown up take it take it here take your food i’m gonna impale you if you don’t stop i’m giving you here eat damn it eat would you would you like some food here i’ll give you another one you’re waiting so patiently i’m giving you the food

I better not be the food i have two sticks of meat for you you’re very angry yes here here i’m shoving my meat down your throat eat i am little take it oh god you’re massive you want the other one just don’t eat me i i can’t pick it back up again sorry

You don’t like germs it’s okay it’s okay i don’t want to be food that was not barbecue that was raw me what are you talking about achievement and he blew out all of my fire mike i am so sorry i like this color a lot okay okay don’t worry mike we got you

Take this take this make our fire again the first day of me being a dragon mother and we get a t-rex oh how far can we throw it Not very because i let go too soon wait grab another rock oh that made a cool noise yeah it sounded kind of like a hip metal where are we going down here okay what about over here next guy who comes gets a rock in the face

I don’t care grab the stick grab a torch slide the torch on fire yet again and light mike’s butt here mike i’m gonna keep you nice and roasty there you go how do you like that and lighting this one let there be light i am the

Isn’t that a bible verse let there be light that has to be a bible verse okay make his fire can we have marshmallows when you’re done please campfire and marshmallows are like the thing to do oh who is that is not a dragon that’s a pterodactyl used to wait for my

I said whoever came after my egg was gonna get it you sir are gonna get it i don’t care if you throw your pecs at me i can’t throw oh we need a torch hang on we’re gonna scare this thing away smacking that gong i didn’t think they were afraid of sound

Get back you you’re making more noise in this thing get away you keep your beak away from my that is my dragon stupid bird i’m just kidding it’s a dinosaur my friend mike will be mine his name will be mike and he will go down in history as the

Color changing dragon because now he’s orange okay restart my fires because that pterodactyl’s big wings came in and broke it for me okay there’s one and dose and the third one these rocks are huge trace now grab you set the torches and set mike on fire i set my dragon on

Fire how to tame your dragon in virtual reality just build him a campfire and he will roast wish i was cool is daenerys i just heard something no i hear wings again why are you walking slow as crap this dragon needs to is that a dragon that’s an actual dragon this is mine

You stay back my egg i’ve raised him from birth well from from baby egg from the time he was the other color his fur you stay back no no ma’am i have not played skyrim but i am not afraid to attack a dragon with a torch and a rock i’ll make a club

You stay this is mine my dragon i signed the adoption papers no bad bear you stay back you stay back no no no no no no okay okay maybe we can come to some kind of agreement but it’s still my dragon i want parental rights she kidnapped me

The crazy lady kidnapped me don’t worry mike i will keep you safe i know she’s your birth mother with given the fact that she’s a big dragon and all but i took care of you this is one big mama and look at her she’s a dragon and she’s

Got furs this is not the first time she’s kidnapped people uh-uh she’s kidnapped other dragon carers before maybe that’s her stick you know i’ve been watching those shows about financial scams and stuff don’t you be trying to hit me up for child support this is my dragon

Whoa this is actually very very cool where are we going do you have a gps are you gonna fit through the caves mike she’s not answering me hello dragon lady you can hear me can’t you nothing to do but sit here and wait and look at the pretty

Color changing rocks oh dear we got a big tail where exactly are we heading and why is it deep inside of a cave dragons need fire how am i gonna do a fire here are we there yet no could you speed it up a little appreciate it

Don’t worry mike all this cold air is not gonna cool you down one bit i did an excellent job keeping you warm and we’re there well this is different she didn’t tell me she was keeping jewels back here you know i’m taking this out of the child’s support where’s mike

Mike she took my egg there he is mike don’t worry she’s not going to scare you i’m not going anywhere these are pretty can i touch them okay we picked the red and the purple of course and i’m assuming they go somewhere here red goes here yes

Good job put the hole in the hole and there you go we have a pretty picture purple very sparkly this dragon magic mike do you have magic powers what is this give it those look like really cool stones okay black and green or black and green any of

These colors i don’t see a black that is not it runic cycle i got an achievement for breaking it okay what else do we need blue what shade of blue this shade of blue i think thank you for telling me game what happens if i’m colorblind and the weird green oh it’s literally

Like you have to color in all of the rocks well green um which green this green these are really powerful rocks it just glitched here’s green this rock is done congratulations it’s magical i thought it just started moving now we need the dark blue i feel a little too smart for this game

And the weird blue oh there’s more here more here no there are not can i have the weird blue back it’s right here this is teal this is like greenish blue can you imagine hair that color perfect there you go we have one more rock i think two more rocks

So we have green gray and yellow green and yellow here’s a yellow here’s a green is that supposed to be black that is definitely gray but i’ll give it to you it’s a shade so we have weird witchy fingers are you done making noise weird witchy finger stop it weird witchy fingers weird

Witchy fingers and a dragon okay and the last three well this is easy that rock is very talkative i never thought i’d say that in my life and pain can ta-da mike don’t worry oh gosh no stay out of the light no what’s happening i don’t want to get hurt don’t

Call the dragon back thank you achievements i’m officially a runesmith too uh this must be what started the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs you know dinosaur oh okay mike you gotta become an asteroid then is my baby gonna hatch please hatch yes look how cute you are

Okay that’s not fair you look like your mama you don’t look like me you’re supposed to come out purple you’re adorable i don’t know what your last name is but you’re always going to be mike to me and you started the apocalypse fantastic you realize we’re burning everything there goes the rain forest

You’re gonna wipe out all the dinosaurs to try to attack you is that it this is actually very pretty oh that’s it well bye mike i guess the game is telling me to tell you goodbye so bye bye don’t burn anything down make sure to unplug everything

And i will see you every other week yes deal tell your mom i want child support You