I Added Babies to Minecraft… (CURSED)

I’m going to be coding a custom mod adding a baby to Minecraft and then having different YouTubers deal with the absolute chaos this child causes me here’s what we have so far we have a baby and it has default Minecraft AI but that’s boring it needs to be much better

It would be really cool if we had somehow like some sort of like remote control website that I can use to trigger the baby’s attacks and behavior sadly though I don’t think I’m smart enough for that just kidding I am smart enough for that okay so using this

Website I’m now able to basically fully control every animation that they do so as you can see with the website I’m allowing them to prone stand up head spinning they can do whatever this is obviously we also have a little joystick that allows me to fully control where they go and finally

A little fly up button that um now that the animation can be played we need to figure out what to do with them I want to make this baby as cursed as possible so I really want to go overboard with every single feature we add speaking of the baby needs to puke

Oh it works flawlessly and also when you’re nearby at some point randomly he’ll look at you so oh it’s perfect uh yes it just it it only needs one thing sounds hey check this out look at this that’s my cat what does this say idea board no

Okay well opera GX maybe a custom world for today’s sponsor which is actually insane wait it’s like a working browser wait there’s a funny one Opera GX is basically browser that caters towards epic Gamers it’s got customizable themes wallpaper paper’s built-in VPN and an ad block you can

Even get my custom background which look at this little fastest features Opera also has GX control which basically you and RAM usage for your browser this allows even your potato laptop to run it perfectly fine it also has sidebars that you can basically pin anything to it automatically has Discord WhatsApp

Twitch all that kind of stuff you can even hook up Tick Tock with cat videos allows you to play music from within the app I actually really like it I’ll probably be swapping over just like the millions of other Gamers who’ve done before me if you use my link in the

Description it’ll also show you whenever I upload right here in the GX corner so get it like it’s free I I don’t know why you wouldn’t okay thanks bye that is absolutely brilliant why does it keep playing this is the most most noxious thing ever there’s one issue though it’s a little

Bit uh it’s a little bit low pitched with my masculine masculine male voice right so maybe this will fix it it’s not bad what if he put it super low oh my God no no no no no flyer and please get rid of them okay I think I think I did something

Funny here don’t look at me stop it it’s amazing they do it perfectly into your inventory it’s so funny oh my God and and this is this is what happens if you make it continuous oh this is definitely gonna lag on my PC yeah they need to stop you know just for

The sake of it I I gotta try stop stop okay it’s gonna Crush my piece okay we’re gonna need some baby sounds so if I do baby sounds in here what will we get your baby may have breathing problems [Laughter] Perfect baby taku songs more baby nursery rhymes I mean maybe there’s a sound Okay baby update I’ve turned him into a bit all right so here’s the issue when the baby gets dropped down now first of all he has sounds second of all feel bad it’s a digital baby I don’t care here’s the thing though he runs away from you and when you try and pick

Him up whenever you pick him up you have two seconds to hold him after that no matter what he’s gonna Bonk you and flee again also when you hold him and you scroll away he also runs away so basically uh you can’t control this child you know

What’s even worse about this check this out hold on when I do this I go into survival and scroll away look what happens oh my God my God wait TNT uh Don’t demonetize me okay it is almost midnight and I was about to head to bed but look what I just found There is nothing better than this video for my video now that we have the ability for sounds I want to ask over 20 big YouTubers to feature their voice as the baby’s voice now obviously this is going to take a very long time I’m back we have the

Voice lines you might be wondering wow that was really fast those YouTubers really did their voice like no it’s four days later I did a classic YouTuber move called procrastination I have no clue what this is for funny I don’t think I ever told him it’s me schlatt I am a baby slat baby slat baby yeah all right what is this very good this is very good now that we have all the voices I need it’s time to

Import them this took a very long time but check this out oh my god it works that kind of stuff happens they all have voice lines and it works flawlessly and finally it is done the entire website is done and I added some extra features like feeding it or giving it milk I’m

Hungry can I have a snack which have a timer and when that timer hits zero I mean you probably know what’s gonna happen even custom props ended up working which allowed me to type literally anything and turn it into a proper task that people need to do I can

Make anyone do anything Google gaga but I feel like one thing one particular thing was still missing it is currently 4 AM you might be wondering why is it 4am funding well I’ve been implementing some stuff questionable stuff [Laughter] uh I’m a normal YouTuber you should subscribe wow I’m crying I’m a baby I’m crying when annoying all right lady and gent it’s my kid’s birthday which is a very exciting day here’s the thing though I can’t be there for his birthday like I gotta I got a

Bunch of work and another trap to do you know you’re busy I’m a busy man I’m in a busy man with a busy plan so here’s the thing I’m gonna need you guys to like uh babysit him for a little bit if you wouldn’t mind so this is my gorgeous

Little my gorgeous little manchuan couches this is cute TV is that you and your maid outfit that is most definitely but I’ll be back in like two hours in the meantime yeah just enjoy yourself I’ll uh I’ll be back bye I think he would show us the child like

Oh no that’s a head you think he has any food in the fridge no come on everything here is fine this is like the North Korean like fake supermarkets where everything is just pretend and there’s nothing real okay it’s just you and me dude it’s the baby is it upstairs

He said upstairs oh this is cute guys keep posing oh take a look at him here oh oh you got him what do I do guys every now and then the baby is gonna need some things from you guys all right once that happens you might want

To get it as soon as you can it’s got like a bomb on his head is that a bomb the countdown what is he doing oh no no what is he doing what is that oh oops oh no no we he’s on the roof he needs a

Book oh I found a cake I found a cake okay baby baby baby baby get your ass back here baby get there oh hey guys the baby’s got only 50 seconds you should really find the damn bookcase Lily you were literally looking at the bookish there’s a lot of books here this is

Probably a fantastic time for me to tell you what happens if the baby doesn’t really uh get what he wants uh if you would go to the front door oh hey oh hey so oh my Jayden do you want to hold the baby for a little bit absolutely not the

Baby hits hard this baby is just straight up smacking me go back to bed baby boy there we go yes father he wants milk okay it’s got to be in the kitchen time’s taken all right he wants a little he wants milk oh no yeah you

Look after him yeah yeah I’ll go find him why is he going out the window bro come down Lily how are you gonna do this wait what how do I get him out where is the baby now oh it’s outside what is it 40 seconds okay I’m stuck in the sandpit

In 20 seconds maybe no ah I don’t know if the Milky was that good for him though I think he’s a little bit sick like a soccer ball is a baby trying to play soccer play some soccer do you have the lead I don’t have it I thought

He’s vomiting on you right now you okay picked up all the babies vomit yeah I should probably take him outside to the actual party there’s a bunch of cool things out there we’re taking a short I mean that’s one way Michael I don’t know about that are you are you we’re going

To the party oh my God uh guys I don’t think the baby’s okay no I’m scared I’m scared the crib is gone I don’t think fundy’s gonna be very happy about the amount of damage because he’s possessed is he floating his dad is turning oh my God I can’t touch him your ass

Oh my God why is this what spinning oh my um is that normal she’s going to heaven [Laughter] I require he wants a bottle he wants a bottle he wants a bottle where’s the bottle where’s the bottle where I haven’t seen any bottles I don’t know

Man where could the bottle be what does that sound mean I think the baby is a little bit sick it’s scary when you see oh it’s scary I’m gonna eat chicken oh my God Jaden you’re on your own what is that what the is that no Michael I know

What you’re thinking that’s not it I know what you’re thinking what that is that’s not it oh let me just show you every drawer on oh I got it Michael 13 seconds you gotta take a shortcut Michael Michael I’ll slam some of the babies puke on the

Fridge and see what happened oh there is milk behind it baby’s outside you got 60 seconds baby I got your milk little baby come here baby yes is he foreign why were you standing nowhere near him I was scared I don’t like the kid he’s a

Demon spawn I don’t want him sit on this couch you you Menace why does he do that okay the baby’s flying around a little too close to that made outfit picture Bundy’s gotta almost be home right if I was him I would leave and never come

Back oh oh he wants to sing me Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday oh my God oh my God whoa there’s diamonds down here hey guys he needs he needs a new item I I sure I sure wonder if he’s close to the item right now take a good look Anthony where would that item be is it there

Is it there wait how do I get that we’re gonna do this the right way uh-huh oh okay is that it baby I got your Enchanted oh babies are straight up in the tree okay okay am I gonna have to climb up I think there’s I’m not tall enough I’m thirsty

Have you ever considered picking him up and pressing Q hey honey wait here you press Q to me and then I’ll press Q to you no I have the baby bottle my God oh my God he fell into the void hello oh hey I’m back oh you’re back hey

What’s up hey don’t worry you didn’t miss much wait what happened to my garden we’re just doing some Excavating we’re thinking about putting in a pool for you we had a lot of free time dude are you actually gonna put that is so messed up oh no I’ve picked him up on

Half a heart oh no oh mistakes were made what is this is well we had to get to the baby uh and the stairs were a little too inconvenient so he doesn’t just dug a hole through my ceiling that’s right where the baby’s crib was where even is the baby he’s out

At uh to college he won’t be back for like uh four years all right if you insist that he’ll be back in four years and definitely not down this hole then I guess you guys did a fantastic job oh that’s Lily that’s up he can’t bother us anymore you really

Buried a living baby happy birthday foreign