I Fooled My Friend by Stealing BONES in Minecraft

My friend ethan is terrified of doctors so i became one steal his bones lungs and even his brain legally sorry did you guys know i’m actually a professionally trained doctor sure i got my degree from an online minecraft quiz that took me like two minutes to complete oh

Why is she here but i can open up anything what are you oh my goodness what are these intestines muscles i don’t even know what a liver is oh but i do know what a heart does let’s check this out look this is very interesting

Right here oh i just killed the pit oh you’re right you can’t remove people’s hearts oh but i knew that because i am definitely a very well trained doctor in fact that was below my peg right guys we ain’t here for animal trials we’re here for human trials I was gonna help you out by performing your yearly doctor checkup yes that’s what i was going to do you know why you don’t want to get on the bad side doctor you know why because i can look inside your body i’m opening you up

How do you ow why is he hitting me bro look at all the things he’s got some ribs intestines kidneys he seems like a good functioning human oh he’s missing a brain he literally he has a heart but no brain you know what that actually explains a lot wait

My brain just started ticking it’s like this right oh yes you know i’ll give them something that’ll honestly be an improvement a poisonous potato there’s your brain ethan oh i’m so hungry uh yo you got food what why would i have food bro why would i

Even help you when you were so mean to me right no mr potato head potato head fine i’ll go get it myself where is he going i thought he was gonna hit me with the sword there for a second i’m like bro that quickly i’m hungry give me me

Give me me oh my god it turns so cranky when he’s hungry actually you know what if i just take away his stomach right now he doesn’t stop it i mean i won’t ah either will just be forever cracking down yeah why don’t you try eating that

Pork ethan come on eat it ethan wait what what what you can’t eat anymore butt he did half a heart why is it hard for help Why he’s throwing the punk down it’s meant to be like the best food in the game what do you mean bro this poor baby pig is like why are you turning my mother down back at me there is no way you can convince me that this wasn’t you

Okay jordan gonna take his anger out of me i’m just gonna move over here real quick what did you do i didn’t do anything what is he talking about what do you mean the food no work the food no what ethan i don’t i don’t know what

You’re about look at this i can you cannot convince me works for me look i’ll just keep eating the food oh bro he’s kidding me switching to survival so i look legit come here kid come here this is your fault somehow go go go oh my goodness leaving the weight

Losing the weight ow wow imagine getting stuck on stuff trash can you know what he wants to attack me i’ll use his stomach as hostage stomach stomach pull out his stomach [ __ ] what is that i have your tummy what do you mean you have my tummy this is the weirdest hostage

Situation ever guys when how did you do this you know what you know what i’m gonna give him ptsd right now guys guess what i’m eating your stomach right here in front of you I hate it That’s what you get when you mess with me i eat your organs i’m actually i’m a maniac i’m crazy you’re sick in the head you know what i can sense that ethan isn’t happy he uh i ate his stomach and something tells me he’s gonna start attacking me get back

Here i’ll kill you eyes coming at me again go go go go what are you doing where are you going bro get back hold up hold up hold up once fire sheep oh my new hostage stop no no flashy please else fire sheeps hard will be dinner

Fire sheep you and i we’re gonna get along real well you leave my sheep alone buddy what are you doing let’s have a look at what’s inside fire ship right now let’s see let’s see oh my goodness what in the world is in here what’s what’d you do no he hit her herbivore

Rumen stomach i don’t even know what half these things are how did i pass the test i don’t know but we’re gonna give him her kidneys to be specific here you go have his kidneys you’ll always be able to fire sheep because fire sheep’s gonna die

What is she’s dying and what are these candies it’s just a little bit of a membership way he’s trying to get [ __ ] back the kidneys yeah what he’s gonna eat them oh my goodness are literally done no fire steam no okay bro he’s distracted is the perfect

Time to take another order from me then you know what he doesn’t need a spider a vegetable down bro what have you done why can’t i move have your spine i can’t move anything my legs and you killed my shoe this is gonna be so bad right now bro

That’s cursed bro throw that’s curse you know what he could have some potions of healing right now you know what this will make everything better for him i don’t know what else can we still you see i’m gonna get away with this ethan because you literally don’t have a spine

You can’t move oh you want me to suffer i see get over here out out so uh you know what he doesn’t need actual ribs he can just have skeleton bones they do the same thing right guys this will heal him this will heal him

Hey you know i wonder do you think we can make like gourmet bone meal using ethan’s ribs i mean they’ve got to be higher quality than skeleton ribs right guys all right let’s just chuck that in oh yeah you can look at this you know

What i’ve got his bow look look i’ve got his ribs turn it into bone meal plants you use my bones for grass you are zero iq too good you were zero q no well actually you’re the one with the potato brain so i don’t think so how

Dare you talk to me right now all right stop stop no no more no more please bro wait what i can hop i can leave i can escape bro he’s jumping how is he doing that i took out a spot oh oh he can’t he can’t walk

But he can jump ethan’s broken the system i don’t need anything i’m the jumping vegetable actually this is kind of fun to watch yeah no we got all right well you know what we’re going to stop his jumping right here i’m taking out his muscles he doesn’t need those

I just wanna i can’t even help now i’ll throw your muscles into the fire right here you ain’t never going to see them again no my muscles please i ain’t no ey simp l l bro all right all right all right i got you i got you bro i understand i

Understand let’s just throw all of those muscles into the fire because uh you don’t you don’t need them no i don’t need the fire no i’m sorry oh now you’re starting a little bit too late a bit of a taste of your own medicine out not my big boy

Muscles yeah no uh your big muscles are burnt muscles he’s such a delicate thing he can’t jump you can’t move you know what you know he belongs in a dollhouse i’m done it’s over for you you know what we’ll just uh build him a nice little dollhouse he

Doesn’t need this whole sized house it’s not like he’s gonna move anymore so this is his new home right there guys don’t patronize me no oh easton hates the color pink guys anything but this boom ah you’re so cute and very thin wait there’s a crafting table hang on that

Thing he’s holding this is honestly the worst kind of torture for ethan and i love it hey how do you do it is it in here is it oh this is too good what other things can we use to decorate at his house that that the chest opener how

Do you craft it a lever okay easy dubs i have that stuff i have that stuff i can make that okay bang leave her quick before he takes more body parts what is he even doing right now hold up what is he holding i have it i have it i have it

Wait what did you guys see that hey jordan i want to say sorry please come in i really want to apologize for how rude i’ve been look we got the we got the tools at you he does anything silly i’ll take his stuff out wait hold up

Come on in buddy get ratio kid i got your heart that’s my thing wait wait what hold up wait is that my heart right now stole your heart get raciated kid i’ll eat your heart for victory