I Fooled My Friend Making Him OLD in Minecraft

My friend ethan has been grinding on house ever for three days straight with no sleep so imma make him a boomer so old he literally can’t play ever again yes it’s done the most pog champ is mr b yummy face mansion on the server and it only took me a measly 72 hours

Hey yo ethan’s mom literally just called me because she was about to ask the police if ethan’s been kidnapped holy flipping molly three days and he built all of this in survival 72 hours of my life gone to this what better use is there the salt that’s

From the nether heyo automatic shea farm i don’t even know what kind of farm that what is that that’s like legit hard redstone and he does all this stuff bro this man needs to touch the grass oh you can’t even do another project and now i

Don’t get lost statue of me out the front man we gotta make this dude a hundred years old and stop him asap because i honestly fear him for my health and my friend dude i don’t need sleep because i’m a gamer all right ready slash age firelight and i’m

Feeling a little bit old all right let’s build this thing huh huh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what is happening look at him with his cane bro he’s he’s gone completely bolt oh my he just looks sad he’s looking at the ground excuse me what i can’t say i’m slow wait

Run run run no no i can’t run i’ll let me put up this is too good this must be the work of jordan dude i know that trash can he will try and do this stuff gordon jordan stop wait huh i literally have a hiding server plugin he shouldn’t

See him online what i’m coming up there i’m coming up there now no no no no no no wait hold up he said he’s coming up there now but his character’s still moving but it’s 4am are we caught or not i’m not going up the stairs for that i can’t be bothered

I’m gaming bro all right wait i have a clutch milk bucket this is perfect i can just drink this and then we can just clear our effect bad eyes fragile fingers broken back i can’t walk if i ever broke him back it’s a false alarm i’m not sure why he

Didn’t come upstairs but it seems like i haven’t been busted yet okay whatever i’ll drink this and then my effects will be gone right excuse me bro look at his eyebrows right now they’re literally like they’re so outside is he trying to drink milk hey

Yo yeah nah this has nothing to do with effects bro i can’t build i can’t jump bro is he trying to i honestly can’t tell if he’s trying to move because look at just look at how slow he is bro not only did i waste my quality milk but it didn’t even

Do anything what is happening why am i old dude oh my ethan’s butt is sticking out kind of thick though no way okay what does he do bro where is it go hop out later the mines very slowly but surely i will get there oh wait he’s going to the mine shop is

He gonna go mine i don’t know why i’m so slow you can’t even get older in minecraft you know what we’re whipping out the old tick tock nothing’s gonna stop me from grinding 2 000 years later finally he’s almost he’s still not there all right we’re watching some more take

Talk i can do it i can do it i’m gonna make it oh it’s better okay you know maybe i should probably go back to doing my job guys i’m ready to hit the mines switch from my pickaxe and that huh he can’t hold any tools because uh those

Old man thinks they’re a little fragile ethan i must just miss the key huh come on bro just quit get up bro what are you doing wait is what fragile fingers is you are old old people they just got to sit in bed and sleep with our hands we gotta do some stuff

Like bro i don’t want to rush you to the hospital at the end of this video i can use that i’ll grab the flint and steal i know for a fact that even old fire light would be able to blow stuff up so here we go what’s this dude going to do mine

The team stay with this band i’m a boomer because i make things go boom tnt no that’s the only thing i didn’t think i could get lighted wait no that’s going to kill me i just lost all of my god tier items he just blew himself up and i’m gonna be

Too slow to get back down to the mine so they’re all gonna despawn surely now this man has quit please don’t respawn please what this game is so dumb bro and i’m still old and whack how hasn’t he given up all right you know what if making

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I’m a baby what what happened to me i’ve got a nappy on i’ve got a pacifier he set it on all four legs cuckoo cockaties nuts but wait i’m quick i’m fast and i can jump look at him jumping around looks like a like a buddy or a horse a dog i

Don’t i’m okay with being a baby it means i can actually do things with my life where’s this man’s going i mean baby going oh it’s so good not to be a boomer that’s fart right he just pooped himself and my diamond block turned the poop i

Have a nappy too i don’t even poop through that dude where’s he going no he’s heading into the mind he’s gonna get his stuff back this is so pog um we can stop him from going to the mind all we need to do is switch into creative

And oh he’s gonna see us put the beat and disappear oh that was so close bro the b just picked him up the beer’s out of this town okay fly away wait there’s a bee carrying me bro get off me get off me do not fly down there b we’re

Trying to get him away from the mic okay thank you someone call the police he literally can’t get off the beat will not drop even it’s his new favorite play toy hey yo this bee has no chill good ransom or something buddy like what do you want

From me it’s time to drop ethan right here goodbye let me go wait no what did i survive that i hit the ground from so far i can’t believe it good luck finding your way back because even i don’t know where the way back is ah all right quit

Now can’t believe i don’t even scratch on me it doesn’t matter all my hard work is not for naught i’ll start a new life i’m a baby where is this baby going i’m just going to build a new base here all right let’s just start grabbing some resources right here

Are you sir this is ridiculous how is he still not giving up all right it’s time to put some parental restrictions on this bod guys we turn him into a child hey break it away wait i have more hearts now what the why am i a chipmunk he ain’t gonna be

Able to do anything now guys yeah you might have been able to mine that wood but you’re not gonna be able to use it bro get that stuff out of your mouth just swallow it or something what are you doing why are my cheeks so fat who you’re looking at

Bro ethan was low-key this chubby when i was kid i’m just saying all right okay bang and just like this we’ll put that one down and let’s cross them you are below 18. your parents have banned you from this this man honestly is a child for how stupid he’s being not sleeping

Or eating all right my parents don’t play minecraft they don’t know what a crafting table is there’s no way they banned me for this let me eat let me in dude i wouldn’t i wouldn’t try and destroy that if i were you are you okay fine it’s fine i don’t even need this

Children get very hungry very quickly you’re definitely gonna need some uh some food let me let me give you something we just spotted some cows right there look at him he’s going straight for the food he’s like why are children so hungry wait cow why did i

Count here okay we need to kill this cow game rule do mob loot false give me food man i’m gonna die here oh please it didn’t drop anything oh that’s the ultimate taunting right there not lucky please i need to be luckier i need that kid luck okay come here come here yes

Yes he’s trying again guys yes yes where are these guys coming from are they just like attracted to my gamer my awesome bro has he not realized that they’re not just they’re just not gonna drop any food then he’s not dropping beef bro there’s no beef dude i’m gonna die no

Please it just ain’t helping my dude why are kids so stupid why are they so hungry all the time wait oh no guys that means he’s back in his base he’s gonna respond back in his base no dude this game stop oh my bro he respawned again no i’m not messing

Around anymore we need to stop him in his tracks with the thing ethan hates most cringy tick-tock dancers i’ve got my loot i’ve got my 72 hours worth of house i’ve got everything i forgot so many hearts bro ethan hates this so much bro look at him he’s like

Literally doing tick tock right now am i twerking what excuse me look at it look at that booty look at that thick booty you got a nasty why am i like jordan dawning screams i don’t want to be cringe like him man i’m wasting my life away like i do in real

Life i have so many hearts and i can’t do anything with them and now he’s dabbing i’m uncontrollably dabbing this has to be a disorder we need to make him old again well older and my older i made fatter with the middle aged lifestyle look at this man’s belly it’s huge dude

Please this is actually torture i don’t want to see myself wait i can move again it’s huge oh my god oh yeah i forgot to mention he’s so huge that when he walks around he blows up stuff look what’s happening no no no creepers are there creepers in my house

Bro what is that this man’s literally a creeper on steroids this house he spent ages building it’s just destroyed there’s nothing you can do let me out i didn’t get out of here no no no no no no why is this why is this happening why is everything blowing

Up only if it is this fat sorry he’s literally just he’s just literally just falling into the ground right now this is why what why am i fat and why is my hair gray am i a middle-aged man i don’t want to be middle-aged wait hop he’s trying to stop

I just want to go up man please let me out of this hole please here we are okay ethan’s low-key smart right he keeps jumping around is he gonna figure out that jumping makes his gigantic stomach blow apart the earth everything’s gone wait is he gonna go visit fire ship i

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