I Found A DEATH NOTE In Minecraft!

Okay cool mints we are on our way to the new mall there’s a new mall that is just opened up isn’t that just oh a Mall opened up that’s cool that’s very cool I thought I would take you there in my little car my little blue car do you

Like my blue car this is a car I thought this was a golf cart that you like picked up somewhere no I got this specifically you don’t like my little my new skins-for-pe-be-must-see-aesthetics/”>little car it’s kind of open don’t you think yeah it’s nice it’s very airy and

I didn’t do a very good parking job but who’s gonna complete yeah it’s okay you just got your license I just got my license and you don’t have one you don’t have a license because you’re a failure well you don’t have to you don’t have to bring that up man

It’s just the facts it’s just facts the grass is green the sky is blue and you don’t have a driver’s license because you failed this is three facts of life I’m not done well let’s let’s go look at this mall yeah yeah let’s go look at that so what what

Can we do look at look at all this we got a bunch of little toys and stuff knickknacks knickknacks look at all that yeah look at this welcome wolf oh this is his shop yeah I guess that’s like a dog person they kind of runs oh he’s bowing I’m

Gonna be back here instead I’ll be over here oh I forgot you’re a cat you probably you probably don’t get along very well not a big fan of that not gonna lie to you yeah oh yeah so we’ll avoid we’ll avoid the shop yeah I won’t

Hurt you he’s just to sell you yeah I don’t like that he’s got an apron he’s speaking he’s speaking in English I don’t like that look at this there’s a little piano that’s so cool yeah play me a little ditty Sam a little ditty you want me to play you a diddy okay Diddly diddly poop that’s my son if you ever read that I will sue you that is a copyrighted song okay diddly Boop Bob you just said it that was my copyright oh that was the title I have a lot to say the title yeah if you want to

Get suedy you can say the title oh I don’t want to get sued I just wanted to express the that’s my trademark all the eyes okay well there is also one store I wanted to check out is the a manga store I’m a um fanatic I want to get mangas so I’m a

Big fan of Dragon Ball so that should be fun maybe they will have oh wait there’s there’s Sands here uh maybe they will have uh a Dragon Ball Manga look at this they got Hunter Hunter look at that they have a Dragon Ball can

I I want that one can I get that one up there right do you have any money Sam yeah I’ve got some money do you want me to spot you uh well I don’t see anything in here I like oh okay this book has too many words I need a

Picture I need picture book okay well there’s a hobo hey kids burp have you ever looking for a manga oh cool man I need help strange Adventures what is he selling where does he selling over here cool man I mean stranger danger I need an adult

He said hey kids I heard you’re looking for a manga you got a manga for us since he has I don’t know about that one Sam what do you mean I don’t know about that I have this getting a book from a homeless guy is a

Good idea you don’t even get in a book from a homeless guy why not maybe well you know well I don’t think it’s a manga he’s drinking he’s he’s actually let me see what manga you have let’s just see I want to take a look at it you see this Coleman

What is it let me see it uh hold on I’m flipping through the first day what is what is that it says the human whose name is written in this note shall die this note will not take effect unless the writer has subject space in mind when writer when

Writing his slash her name this is to prevent people who share the same name from being affected two the death note will not ever affect a victim whose name has been misspelled over time did he just give us a Death Note uh I think so do you know what it is

Over to them do you know what a doubt really do you know what a Death Note is no but I think I’ll hang on to it can you give it to me why do you want it why do you want what is it I want to know what it is well here

Um well how much do you want for the death note how much do you have you never seen the the manga Death Note uh uh I’m not really a manga guy okay that’s perfect here you go here you go just take all the money that you want okay okay

Let’s let’s go let’s go somewhere secure and I can explain what is this um you’ve never I’ve never heard of the tales of Light Yagami you’ve never heard of the tales let’s come over here let me teach you let me teach you something the tales of light yoga just sat in my lap

What was that all right I’m like a cat I gotta jump into people’s laps yeah I’ll catch you I’ll pitch you a little okay so um comment this is uh among if you just did you read those rules do you understand those rules uh I’m guessing

If I think really hard someone will die and you have to write their name in the book oh I don’t have a pen you have a pen well you plan on writing someone’s name is that what you’re inferring no you will why you why do you need a

Pen then if you’re not gonna write anyone’s name well because you said I have to write their name in it so to do it effectively I need to I need a pen so you do plan you do plan on using the Death Note I said no such thing

But we do have a little problem in a basement that could be taken care of a lot easier with the Death Note yeah yeah okay like exploded do you wanna do you want to test this bad boy out do you want to test this bad boy out what’s the

Side effect the side what’s the side effects of this book like what happens if I write you just write someone’s name and they die someone someone hello up here where is up here oh my God he’s above you what the heck hi Frederick hi Frederick what’s up he’s just he’s just you guys

Touching my toys no no we’re not touching your toys we’re just hanging out these are all your toys you better not be yeah they’re all of his toys he comes here and he they just throw a little baby bottle out of you this is glue he

Threw glue at you why are you throwing glue at me take soda why I’m okay he’s trying to get you to drink glue and kill you oh he’s drinking it he’s drinking what the heck hey Frederick you wouldn’t happen to have a pen would you

Does he have a pen do you do you have no he doesn’t have a pen and what a pen a pen like a pen do you have a pen that’s a stick that’s a stick good job good job Frederick good job friendship here let

Me give you a pat on the back there you go buddy there you go yeah there you go okay all right well we’re not touching anything we’ll talk to you later Frederick what the heck give me the Death Note give me the death don’t call it give me

The death note I don’t know if I should why I feel like I feel like if this thing has as much power as you say it does I think you would use it more than I would use come on cool man let me have my face

Let me get my little buddy pause on that I want to test it out I want to see if it’s real well you can’t you can’t kill someone Sim that’s a bad thing you can’t do that but but I think it’s better that I hang on to it because you’re a little

Too curious but cool man think about it maybe it doesn’t even work we’re just testing we don’t know we’re just testing it out so like so like it’s most likely won’t kill anyone and it’s just a little it’s just a little joke like think about it realistically it’s just a book all

You’re doing is writing someone’s name into a book like that’s not a bad thing you’re trying to save a bad word but but what if it is real and so it does it dude it’s just a manga it’s just a manga like this is like it’s fictional it’s

Not real see come on let’s just let’s just play it’s just a game okay okay but if someone dies No One’s Gonna Die talk with my therapist I swear okay let me just I just want to test it out wait you did did you have a pen yeah

You you said you didn’t have a pen um okay I just wrote Frederick’s name I just wrote Frederick’s name and I had a pen the whole time you guys well I think I’ll let you play with one of my toys since you’re my good friends oh god oh

Okay cool man that was probably a coincidence give me the books out that was probably just a coincidence give me the book Frederick just could busted in front of us that is a lot of blood and look at all the doors that he had some money oh get that money get the

Money uh free money free money wow he had a lot of money he had a lot of oh my gosh how did he have to just get rid of it stuff oh it’s it’s all over me Sam it’s all over me oh goodness that’s a lot dude he

Had like he had like 60 66 Yen here he just straight up exploded that was intense yeah but it’s most likely just a coincidence because huh should we leave yeah we don’t want to be I mean yeah we don’t want to be seen around here right we should probably go uh uh uh

I don’t think that’s a coincidence then he just kind of exploded it was most likely a coincidence because like think about it like how can people coincidentally explode [Laughter] he’s just out of nowhere a black hole uh appeared inside of him and then he combusted and imploded and sucked back

Into himself and exploded that’s the that happens all the time black holes pop out of nowhere what it’s a black I don’t think black well then wouldn’t it continually eat isn’t that how black holes work shouldn’t we do something about that I don’t know maybe it wasn’t a black hole

But it was something it’s not the book yeah okay you know what let’s let’s have you try it let’s have you try it right okay do you can I have a pen yes use this okay this works uh let’s see if it works okay uh who should I write

Who should I write I don’t know do you want to interact I don’t like I don’t like that dog guy you’re gonna kill the dog you said it was a book you said he wouldn’t actually die let’s talk to people and see if they’re if they are

Worthy of being killed and we don’t even know if they are being killed we’re just we’re just testing well you know what just just law of natural just like the natural law thing I’m killing that dog you have to you have to say his name you can also cool like comment before you

Write his name it is I watch the anime this is very specific rule it is very possible that you can write how they die as well so if you write their name and then what what they what happens um that that will also occur okay balties hit hit by a car

Let’s see if it happens let’s see if it happens it’s gonna get hit by a car I don’t know oh oh he’s going out to the into the into the street Jesus is true if he gets hit by a car that would be really funny that guy’s

Backing up that guy is actually getting into a car and I think he’s having car trouble he’s just standing in the car I would guess it wasn’t working okay so maybe maybe it’s not as scary as we thought it would be so it’s not that bad

Deal oh maybe it is just a book huh wait he’s backing up very slowly so he’s gonna slowly back up into him I think he missed did he oh no he definitely died he died by car just like you said this book is amazing oh goodness he he slowly he was just

Standing there screaming as the car slowly backed up Austin flatteners coming and he goes So far away that was traumatizing oh my God that was like the only shopkeeper around this Parts too so now like all the shops are probably gonna have a shopkeeper dude let’s get some girl scouts because I’ll kill all this killing has made me hungry

My cookie stand oh man you look you look really familiar over the cookie Style real familiar yeah what do you got you got Thin Mints how much do you have how much for the cookies that’s a lot I got it I got it because remember you blew up and I got all his

Money dark hole imploded inside of his belly I remember that here I’ll just give you all the money and you can give us as many cookies cats you know what here I also have some change oh that’s adorable the prophets go to cancer oh good that helps out our friend Walter that really

Helps thank you yo dude what what hey she just scared us she scammed us you son of a gun get back here get back here you know what you have to do comment what’s her name just look in the chat Nova the Girl Scout teacher how do you want her to die

How do you promoted to die choked on a cookie yeah let’s see let’s watch let’s watch that’s what you get away this is what you get let’s see let’s see let’s see let’s watch let’s watch she’s she’s like she’s out of control she can’t control herself help foreign [Laughter] This book is great it’s such a good Problem Solver you know like our old Problem Solver was not this is a much better problem look we even got the cookies that they scammed us I mean it was deserved because she’s a scammer and we don’t want Japan to be full of

Scammers it’s just ruining Society so when you think about it we’re saving Society what one we save Society from dogs who are eating all the cats two exactly we save Society from the Girl Scouts who are scamming everybody you know so we’re saying Society right

Yeah here here you take it I gotta go save Society Good People yeah oh definitely she deserved it who else deserves it uh well let’s I don’t know we gotta look at that guy he’s jogging yeah you got some hops did you see that he was doing them knee UPS yeah but he’s

All smelly because he’s like jogging so much like he’s well he’s ruining the air he’s ruining the air of society well I mean he’s working out so smelly doesn’t exactly mean he’s but he’s ruining everyone’s time you know yeah but he’s working out he’s trying to get fit he’s

Trying to get right his body as a temple he’s you know yeah but he’s so smelly yeah maybe maybe there’s someone else who’s worse off how about like the homeless guy he’s smelly and he’s kind of sitting on the corner down there and and he’s kind of begging for change

That’s kind of how do you want how do you want the the hobo to die I don’t know will you tell me you’re writing it I’ve already done my creative but now okay giving him change look I wrote for the jogger to run off a roof a rooftop wait wait we’re killing two

People I wrote for the jogger to run off a rooftop off okay well what about the hobo what did you write for the hobo I didn’t write anything I lied I just wanted to kill the jogger it was a lie oh why do you want I lied I just wanted he was so

Smelly and I was just sick of looking at him he didn’t do anything wrong he was just running by yeah well he got in my way he got in my way and he smelled and he was on the other side of the road yeah well it smelled pretty oh he just

Fell from a high place I don’t even know where it came from he just I I don’t I don’t know it just happened somewhere he just did it somewhere well he’s gone we did yeah well uh it looks like uh looks like Swifty and Lilith are on a date yes so what

What happens if I write your name don’t write my name I what if I just wrote I wrote half of your name that won’t do anything right uh like what if I spell your name wrong but yeah what happens if you spell my name wrong man how are you feeling

I feel all right okay okay I guess I guess I mean I’m really huh oh my God I killed someone named cool dance oh that was a mistake oh that’s not good he didn’t even do anything Sammy was killing people I can’t believe there was someone called cool man give me that

Give me that I’ve always had like a long lost brother you probably had a long lost brother I just accidentally killed can’t be I need the pen give me the pen you already gave you the pen you Gotta Give me the pin I don’t have the pen here it is

You got the bed I’m keeping this for you you’re just starting to kill random people there’s no need for that we gotta kill bad people do you think that was like a relative of yours that I just can’t it could have been but but I’m more fun you’re not you’re not traumatized over

Your list relative just falling I mean hurdles each other I don’t think that’s what it was I think I think that cool man is just like a fan it’s can’t spell very well no that was a real person who just died oh really yeah did you read the chat it said cool

Cool man oh that means that he literally died and that was like well if he was a cat he’d have nine lives and he’d be fine so he’s not a relative of mine okay that’s that is a good rationalization maybe but I will tell you this wait

Maybe he was old and he was on his last life yeah but you can always get more lives you know cats aren’t Invincible but I’ll go with your story let’s just pretend we didn’t identify one of your relatives are you upset about this whole lillest thing well yeah I like that I think

Littleton’s cool but wait are you are you gonna kill this guy well I mean hey dude how you how’s it going hey bud don’t call me bud I don’t know you like that what’s going on in here man hey boys meet my friend Swifty oh yeah friend how long have you known

Mr Swift before Oh Boy a few years all right cool man come back what what what what yeah do that why not I can’t do that that’s she’s a person she’s probably loves him she’s probably in love with him and you would ruin her love like don’t you want her to be happy

I mean yeah but not with not with that guy but dude you want her to be happy you can’t just kill her boyfriend that’s my boyfriend imagine how sad she’ll be yeah but then like I can console her and make oh wow I thought I was a bad person

What do you mean what do you mean what do you mean what’s wrong with what’s wrong with you and I said you would kill her boyfriend you would you would do that well it is called it is called yandere high school I’ll let you I’ll let you do your thing

I’ll let you case and point I’ll let you do your thing that was very bad I’ll let you do it that’s a good point that is a good point it’s a good point it is you will do anything for your love for a minute you will do it you know it what’s

His name again look in the chat lawyer Swifty lawyer Swifty lawyer Swift yeah how do you want him to die lawyers with the how do you want them uh he died he dies of a heart attack from too much excitement uh-huh while playing dance Dance Revolution so he’s gonna be

Dancing he’s gonna freak out and have a heart attack yep this is crazy oh my God this is crazy [Laughter] I love this book this is a great book I know I want to play another round to my clientele I’m gonna get my dance on tune I’ll watch oh God you’re gonna

Traumatize Lilith you’re gonna traumatizer yeah get it man get it nice dude lawyer Swift look at him oh my God oh my God he’s hitting it she is he’s twerking at everything oh my God oh my God he’s really going hard oh he’s going a little too hard if I’m honest

That’s a little wow the cough I hope he doesn’t oh are you all right are you all right oh he’s running he’s running oh God oh in the dump he’s gonna die in a pile of his own fecal matter I don’t feel so good oh why did he have so many pickles

What did you What did you trophy I don’t want trophies I just want you know oh are you okay Miss Lilith what happened oh no what happened what happened tell me about it oh no it was so bad oh he was my best friend it wasn’t your boyfriend well I’m sure it’ll get better bye we

Gotta get out here we’re gonna go [Laughter] why did you do that this book is great man didn’t even need to you’d even need to do that I don’t know I didn’t know I thought they were oh hey hey lady excuse me boys uh-huh what’s going on man what’s happening

I stepped outside for a minute uh-huh what is this feeling I’m feeling a little stranger have you happened to see my lawyer oh no you asked lilus ask Lilith that’s what she probably knows they’re best friends he’s really good at dance dance crevolution I bet oh man he must be yeah

Willis ran out crying oh I’m not sure I don’t know either that was weird yeah that’s weird yeah uh thank you for your time bye bye no I’m starting to think this book is a little bit uh a little powerful it’s a little powerful he’s trying to guess to

Follow him no we’re not gonna I think we will I don’t think we’re gonna do that I think people are on to us maybe we should oh my God oh my God it’s Jerry bruh Where Have You Been soon have you been Jerry this is this I haven’t seen

You for a while is this is this what you’ve been doing you’ve got your own like Jerry cat business this is fantastic I’m a little confused who is this guy this is one of my best friends his name is Jerry oh who is this this is one of my other best friends kumit

Hi how are you uh I would stretch his hand to shake that’s such a shout to hate to have lots of goodies there yeah you’ve been running a Jerry cat business I see which is amazing can we buy cool man do you want to buy

Some of his Jerry cats he loves it Seb I thought you were you you we are best friends Jerry we’re all best friends we’re all best friends I’m your best friend not too Jerry okay call me comment buy some of his Jerry cats so that you can you make him feel better I

Gave all the money all I have is cookies you have to buy history cats because it will make you Jerry it’ll make him like I’ve actually been a big fan of Jerry cats for a while how much will this much get me that’s all your money by the way Eat it in front of him all right all right how was that how was that that was pretty good yeah that’s a pretty good yeah do you want to know what the secret ingredient is what’s that his own fecal matter okay are you serious yeah yeah you’ve got this FDA approved and

Packaged and on shelves how much do you eat man this is like mass production he has to eat a lot does he eat more Jerry cats than produce more yeah it’s a whole and never-ending cycle eight laxatives okay [Laughter] this guy’s a riot yeah I’m surprised hey

Jerry now that we’re best oh my God I thought you were gonna write his name I had a heart attack for a second no no I was gonna let him mess with it I’ll give it to him oh my god dude I thought you were gonna write his name for a second I

Did no heart attack no I was like I don’t it’s a Death Note Jerry so you write a name in it and people die you write whoever you don’t like write their name in it yeah whoever don’t you like Jerry uh can I right no no no don’t don’t write them don’t spell

My name correctly anyways because he’s Jerry okay so we’re not we don’t have to worry too much oh wait what about me what what’s how do you spell my name Jerry oh I mean hopefully he doesn’t spell it correct I feel like he just wrote someone’s name

Did he just my name’s my name’s cool man don’t we’re playing with we’re playing with fire on this one yeah this is a little this is gonna write someone’s name you’re gonna write someone’s name Jerry what did you write almost done oh okay what is he writing

I have a little I’m a little I’m a little certain what he’s going to uh put down there look at this shot though isn’t the shop so yeah this looks really good Jerry he set up he’s got a a red box [Laughter] oh my God you tried to get me killed

Jerry you tried to get me killed what the heck Jerry you tried to get me killed Jerry whose name was Sim gladiator who was that he really wrote let me use them gluttonator did he write how they die no he just he just wrote Sam gluttonator you really did

Scary oh they are hey well Jerry we’re gonna stop letting you use that book because you’re gonna give people more random people it didn’t do nothing but definitely did something oh Jerry I want to come back and visit him yeah is this where you is this like

Do you want to come visit us at at the old spot me I moved in we got the old stomping grounds yeah the old stomper you can come back by nah okay well you should come by sometime we’re gonna forcibly invite you you’re forcibly yeah you have to come

Just come with us come hang out with us for the rest of the day where are you you kick me out I hate you no come with us come with us he’s gonna okay come hang out with us we’re gonna hang out for the rest of the days give me Jerry

Come on Jerry okay Jerry okay wow there’s a lot of people about look at all oh it’s that who’s Mr Pickle oh what the heck is this Mr Pickles you look like you’re in a pickle speaking of pickles buy my pickles oh that’s why yeah so many pickles somebody who’s selling pickles to

Everybody Mr pic threw a pickle at my face it hit me in the face man you like his pickles oh look you bought it oh did we buy it I don’t have any money I have a little bit of money how much are the pickles Mr Pickle hand me the cash now Tiki

Okay how much why does he say to he your life what what savings okay okay well my life savings is two yen there you go I thought he was trying to kill me for a second I was like yeah me too I was confused

But if he had what if he had a death note Sam that would have been weird huh wanna buy a pickle no we’ve already bought the pickles thank you Mr Pickle no stop kid stop don’t take the pickles don’t take the pickles no no no we’re

Gonna come on Jerry come on just leave Mr Pickle alone Mr Pickles oh geez come on Jerry he’s chasing on Santa Sam he’s chasing us oh come on boys oh my God this guy is Relentless don’t make it there I don’t want to have to use it on every single

Person we run into yeah yeah maybe we should take the car maybe we should go home and figure out what we’re gonna do with this book huh let’s let’s just let’s just pop a squad over here let’s pop a squat okay Jerry now let’s just sit over here

Jerry yeah AJ we gotta let you we we gotta let him have some fun too okay so Jerry who do you want to kill just pick out someone in the crowd I’ll spell their name for you I’ll do it for you hmm I wonder not me Terry you can’t choose

Me he looked at me either yeah I’m sensitive anybody off the street over there that you don’t like you know the Lola’s person no no no no no you can’t you can’t do her either she’s she’s our teacher of ours she’s one of our teachers you can’t do her in you can’t

She’s you can’t see her but he’s trying to I do see his point he’s he needs more it’s bad for him who’s gonna teach us he’s going to teach us this magic business but it’s bad for our learning okay okay because cool Mets doesn’t want her on

The list if you pick someone else I know magic pick someone else Jerry but you know Magic he probably knows a lot of things oh God he’s weird oh okay oh wow amazing clap for him it was like a bottle flip but with his own fecal

Matter that’s who do you wanna who do you want to choose Jerry hmm it can’t be Lilith because you know or respecting you can’t we can’t because we got to respect my respects you can’t do me and it’s that it’s that lighting person again oh hey that guy keeps trying to get our

Attention I don’t know what he wants what do you need man what do you want what do you want I’m sick and tired of you guys walking past me oh God jeez we’re trying to ignore him but it doesn’t really work he gets real he gets

Real upset about that what does he want what’s up man what do you want I know what you did what we didn’t do anything what do you think I know what you did to my lawyer who’s your lawyer he wouldn’t leave uh I don’t know he is addicted to that Dance Dance

Revolution game okay I don’t know what you’re talking about dude we didn’t do anything to him we didn’t do anything to him what no I can see where I passed you guys dude you’re you’re crazy you’re crazy we need an adult crazy dude we’re leaving oh my God he jumped in the car

He’s got an ax oh my God uh this is what do you want mister Jerry run Jerry run Jordan Roger Roger okay we got there I got Jerry safe okay if you pay up right now I’ll let bygones be bygones how much do you want how much

Do you want Oh my God oh my God how much you want how much I have a different idea how about just I get you with one of my packs pickle attack go Sam I throw a pickle in his face come on quickly I don’t know how to drive come on come on

Go go go go go go get us out of here I’m going uh go go go go go okay okay we got after we get out this doesn’t go very fast this is your car it doesn’t go very fast oh my God going as fast as I can punch his

Punchable as it can go okay why is the pickle guy after us all right now they’ve given up sorry about your shop Jerry but I think it’s destitute now you’re coming home with us yeah come with us Jerry okay well that was a eventful day did you have fun Coleman

I mean it’s never a dull day with you buddy killed a lot of people we should probably we should probably get that Yakuza guy do you want to get him what’s his name Abby could just look in the chat oh right okay well get him how do you

Wanna how do you wanna how should we kill him uh uh uh severed in half by Mr Pickle okay I’ll let you write it up all right all right what’s his name uh kooza Lighty who’s a lady who’s uh Lighty yeah severed in half and make

Sure it’s in front of us too can that happen of Jerry okay so it’ll happen in front of Jerry it’ll happen in front of Jerry whoa that’s pretty messed up oh my God they just they’re just here one of them is just let’s just take a squat

Did he run all the way over here you running I guess oh there he is look down there at the end I finally caught up to you oh God you didn’t pay you can’t escape the Yakuza for my pickles you know what you did you can’t escape the pickle Lord

Oh God there we go that’s what you wanted Coleman oh wow he wow he had a lot of money ah well well this is awkward because oh oh he’s probably gonna come too and realize that something really bad just said you think Mr Pickle write it write it write it write it

Write it quickly quickly quickly cool they quickly write it right we just attack it oh my God because uh fell out of the world Gary oh damn Jerry literally just killed him that was amazing good job Jerry yay well it’s safe to say we saved the day wouldn’t you say

I would say that we saved the day what about you Jerry Jerry you saved the day Jerry you saved the day Jerry okay let’s jump in let’s come on Jerry let’s go let’s go save to Jerry day yay [Applause]