I joined a French Minecraft SMP… But I Don’t Speak French

A couple months ago i got a message on twitter from this guy leo who really really likes garfield and also happens to hold a world record for the slowest minecraft speedo ever and he said hey do you want to join this minecraft server it’s called this mp tv and with

Absolutely no info on what i was getting myself into i was like sure except the day of the server’s launch i checked into the s p’s discord to get the server ib and uh Everyone on the server was speaking french and despite not being able to speak french at all i decided to join the server regardless and this is how it went wage war in the french yeah i don’t know yeah i’m back anyway oh yeah hey what’s good it’s so crazy

You’re an editor i know that you don’t need to be french i already hate you i’m thinking yeah i’m i’m going to be a mayor you know just why i told you already i can be a mayor because i can bring to the people the power of

Yeah you better not be saying stuff about my mother you know if you did you’d be dead axe right now you’re dead listen if you if you break if you break that block i’m gonna ban you as tommy carson did so sorry i’m sorry someone donated an entire video

That teaches me how to speak french in three minutes can i check the candidates real quick yeah yeah yeah i would pick we use them okay yeah okay i’m not writing i’m not i’m not saying all that army knew wait hold on let me i need to look that up what is

What is that uh why is it already in french what okay that’s [ __ ] up oh no no no no no no no no no the word gay is the same come on leo why are you naked put some [ __ ] clothes on i need a book and quill to write my speech please

Uh it’s an smp you have to do it as a survival piece okay craft me one what the [ __ ] is that spongebob what are you doing I’ve been told to call you small ants like french small ants so what why are you gonna make a video with like a discord thumbnail be like my friend challenged me to a minecraft speedrun but he sucked ass at the game and i’m better but also

Talk to me when you have male pattern baldness all right can we see okay i i guess that’s the word for bald you have gallbladder hello your microphone sounds like it comes from a casino supermarket what the hell what my casinos why’d you both look the exact same are you brothers

What what’s what i don’t know what the dale squad is i don’t know what that is i don’t know i don’t know i don’t know what the [ __ ] is i know the word though because i know arabic that’s that’s the music i made with my friends okay cool you’re self-reporting you’re

Self-promoting huh listen to me listen to me come close come closer come closer come closer come closer come closer come closer thanks nulitic appreciate it man so wait there’s people that are just unironically racist down here mr krabs mr krabs i need a burger where is my money uh where is my money

Squish squid game That’s not money i have some problems that’s fine eat up oh thank you here is your patty thanks oh man can’t wait to dig in eat it now oh so good thank you good luck mr krabs this dude actually speaks regular english that’s so crazy oh my god oh my god spongebob

Spongebob yeah that’s me spongebob spongebob my spongebob spongebob spongebob spongebob spongebob spongebob spongebob spongebob Spongebob it’s a spongebob Spongebob yo wait in the french version of spongebob do you have the narrator speak in in french too yes yes they do in like the french accent like the stereotypical one from ratatouille yes yes that’s crazy you have fun uh mr krabs went over there i don’t know why he was like he

Was high on bath salts i think yeah [ __ ] up you know anyway good luck all right thank you you too man We they need me now oh [ __ ] [ __ ] give me random english give me random french phrases in chat i mean i haven’t read my speech at all yes i’m and when you do that you with my very extensive knowledge on traps this feels like a trap You’re gonna die [Laughter] i don’t know when i should join back i should just make it awfully long this game sucks anyway surely they won’t be waiting for me right hey guys what’s good anyway i’m out i’m outta here You better go back to premiere Don’t be don’t be angry at me just someone donated me a real load of money it was five euros five year olds in uh apparently i am massacre apparently uh did you kill did you kill me maybe yes i killed many children yes how do you know what the [ __ ] we are

Yeah you should have you should you should have spent six thousand hours on minecraft instead of after effects i might be real with you listen to me did you make did you make a hundred hours slow run on minecraft i don’t think so even if you were yeah i know to be fair

You did you did you have balls yeah yeah you did the hundred hours you know when swings like the elections for me to actually like be nominated the mayor no it’s not you you’re not the mayor you can be the mayor because it’s me okay for money okay i offer you one moroccan

Dollar oh what i mean oh you you can you can have one you can have probably something like couscous tajins are all right i’m not too fond of them but they’re all right i was arrested because we were too many people in the taxi yeah i don’t dude okay that’s funny

That’s actually funny that happened to you because like families in morocco are like really you know cheap skates right they they will stop you then your tracks if you’re trying to like cram in too many people in toxic whenever i was a kid you know and like we had to like

Carry a lot of children you know in the car they would just like ask me to duck genuinely just duck what the [ __ ] are they doing they really want to kill me huh i’ll find damage real quick dude just you watch now i damn let’s go let’s [ __ ] go to we got that

Dude we got that let me see if there’s more [ __ ] yeah oh my god yeah i’ll be out there like as soon as i find that i’m like oh my god baby oh man this is some moment dude sans muff names mean no girlfriend okay science enough you have you have sam smith

Success balls and probably sam’s butthole because this guy feeds on radiation oh oh he finally found him nice as soon as i say okay that’s a pain good lord what is going on in here oh yeah where are you wow yeah i was i was gearing up

So i can destroy you later on when you try to like kill me you know i i i need my mom i can do something really magic yeah you can like slash band huh um i can do i can do something softer if you know what i mean uh you

Mean slash kick huh you said at the beginning that you wouldn’t give me a book because you don’t want to cheat but now you go back to cheating because you can beat me i’m gonna give you a book that’s not cool no that’s not yes hey i’d like to offer you some business

Okay if you kill if you kill lopo i give you iron free arrow look he’s very weak he’s very he has no bone he drinks no milk he eats nothing he’s vegan he’s weak you can easily kill him he’s supposed to be your friend yeah but he’s being a [ __ ] right now right

Yeah use this use this this deals really good critical damage oh man i’ll distract him all right right and when he’s looking away you you you strike him hey what’s going on out here what’s going on what’s going on huh what’s going on what i hate taxes kill him

Hey good job no taxes we’re not paying taxes anymore perfect all right i’ll give you a free time this one because you did good okay thank you good job come on come on come on it’s actually made of like poop dude come on it’s tasty it’s all made of poop

I was giving you water i was giving you water wait i’m not responsible he was carbonizer you know do you want me to speak french i don’t know english is fine too you know i mean i want people to understand each other why are you here it’s not your country

Is morocco so i come here even Um from big [ __ ] uh studios yes yes you vote for me mayor i i make no taxes no taxes okay but but people yeah free durolingo membership so people can learn english okay freedom every citizen they will vote for me because no taxes unlike you you suck tax is bad

Anyway ladies and gentlemen um um hold on i prepared a speech in french i prefer speech in french A Okay look that’s not taxes that that was already mine you took my money and gave it [Laughter] He he did that not me yeah no it’s google translating you’re going to say okay i don’t know what that means but sure i don’t trust i don’t trust english people oh sorry i’m not even english i’m moroccan you’re being racist but like the wrong way but you’re speaking

English yeah but i’m not english just because i speak english all right yeah look at me i speak spanish no i’m from spain and you did not have to say that i i should [ __ ] my mom okay okay right don’t take it okay okay call all of them back

I’ll tell them no [ __ ] moms okay what happened to you also yeah i built it uh sorry but i think it’s a madras madras is out it’s your house is it yours Right this this was mine right this was obviously mine right here I want my stuff back dude i want my stuff back it’s my stuff dude it’s my stuff it’s obviously my stuff oh my stuff all my stuff is gonna go away yeah what’s up yeah dude put the raw gold put the raw gold in here put the raw gold in there put

The raw gold in there put it i do not have the water you have it no it’s on you it’s on you dude no it’s on you i trust that it’s on you dude really you’re really gonna try again huh is this that’s it i i don’t have the

Other stuff he picked it up trust me on dude trust me on this one okay okay i wouldn’t lie i’m a politician i would never lie leo i see you [ __ ] stole the demands like helmet and boots i think you need to give it back it’s literally on you dumbass it’s on you

You’re wearing it right now who the [ __ ] cares about houses no give him give him back his stuff i’m telling him i’m telling him i’m telling him i’m telling him you’re dead you’re i just saw leo wearing your helmet and boots and he’s claiming that he’s this soft so um yeah

Did you know what to do Yes okay So he come on he said you fight for it i fought for it man i fall for it should cause a forest fire you guys witnessing this he caused a forest fire what is he doing you want oh my god he’s causing a forest fire You really gotta [ __ ] use fire on me bro come on come on bro and his stuff oh wait that’s my bow that’s my ball right there these dudes these dudes bro these [ __ ] dudes bro leo so he said like you fight for it okay he’s gonna give you the diamond but

You kidding me so so no no no no no no no no he said no no you said okay you said exactly no no remember what you said you said you know he says what to do and he says you fight for it so i fought you for it

And i won so i want the diamonds i’m gonna give you the diamonds tomorrow okay tomorrow dude dude i’ll grind it for an hour for them i’m not gonna log in tomorrow bro i gotta work with this dude i go to the gym on saturdays you

Give me my stuff back i leave you alone i go back to my house over there okay that’s it you say you said nick yeah but but i said no no come on come on i didn’t agree that if you give me my stuff back i would i would call it back

Would you give me listen to me if you if you beg me one more i’m gonna disconnect Sign and that’s one diamond i give you you’re really making me do this for one diamond at a time what’s wrong with you bro come on i mean i give you two hey i have two damage right now i had i had eight or nine okay i wanted to seven

Diamonds back that’s all i need right after that i’m gonna give you the diamond that’s it okay you’re better than i was good man how are you doing you play smash bros yeah i do i i was trying to be a professional oh john george 1v1 right

Now right now yeah right now it will be funny it’ll be funny all right all right let’s let’s set up like a television okay you like the french the french server um it’s good except leopold is being a [ __ ] so like i i don’t know i think i can understand that

I talk to this man every day it’s horrible yeah it’s horrible it’s horrible you you you work with him every day that’s so [ __ ] up i need [ __ ] edits [ __ ] you edit for him bro that’s even worse bro that’s so sad man that’s actually so sad bro a busy

You watch my pac-man video i would assume you watch the steve one too no i i didn’t no you didn’t oh i feel bad i’m not subscribed that’s so [ __ ] up that’s so [ __ ] up dude all right good one good one good one Nice roll though oh [ __ ] dude no no no no i [ __ ] roll into it damn damn you got a crack dog you [ __ ] for that one no no there’s no way there’s no way there’s no [ __ ] way what happened there what happened there damn it’s fine

With your mind what’s fun yeah good next time we do a money match and i pay you like two diamonds i wish i had like some iron stuff to give you but leo took all of it like he slash killed me and i lost everything that’s [ __ ] up so um yeah

Ass but yeah i’ll see you in the flip side right see you doug make excuse no buck is hating you hey look hello [ __ ] i’ve been told that you hate me i would like to make amends and be like how are you doing man i would like to offer you some steak i

Feel bad you ignoring me if leo gives me my stuff back right i can spare you some iron okay yeah not this leo the other little the garfield one the one that’s a kind of a [ __ ] uh no no no no i know it’s not your

Business but if he gives me my stuff back then i will have an amount of iron that i can spare you alone i can give you some iron not my problem it’s it’s dirty iron Um They’re still looking for iron down there but i i actually still look at ryan they actually are he’s still down there man i feel bad for him i honestly feel bad he slash kills yeah i [ __ ] don’t get it back it’s so [ __ ] up that’s [ __ ] up too dude i should

Probably like mine some iron and maybe give it to him back because like i can’t help i can’t help but feel a little bit bad but at the same time it’s it’s lil bolt’s fault bro come on he didn’t give me my [ __ ] back oh baby all right let’s go dude have you

Seen lopez have you seen lopez real quick i went mining forever just to get you some iron bro oh you can have that too actually it’s fine yeah i was ready to yeah i No i did not trust him oh my god i did not trust him that’s so crazy i’m crying i’m crying so loud bro If you enjoyed this click here to watch another funny video you can also follow me on twitch to catch my weekly live streams and join my discord server links in the description