I Opened 10 CURSED Amazon Items In Minecraft!

Today me and jelly are going to be shopping on Amazon inside of Minecraft we’re going to be ordering some really weird items and then testing them out in our house and around the village but let’s just say some of them are terrifying you do not want to see Alexa 2.0 hey hey

Shopping all right let’s go no no Josh what not that boring stuff where you enter stores it’s 2022 man okay what are we how would we go shopping at 22 well guess guess uh we go shopping Amazon oh I was gonna say we go in a hover car

But okay what hover cars and all right Josh enter the house okay look at that this is a very modern personal computer device jelly this looks like a book no it’s a personal computer device okay wait what Amazon shopping here you will find a catalog of our most beloved items

Whoa this loads here Josh Josh Josh first things first all right we need some money oh yeah wait no no no I think that there’s a um a try it before you buy it service let me click it click to order now oh your toaster has arrived toaster bomb

Yeah no no just don’t open it it’s gonna block mail has arrived wait warning never ever give it too much toast what how do I give it too much toast jelly I don’t know I think we need something important side of a post oh okay what

Are we what it’s gonna blow up so why don’t we pretend all right that we’ve been hired as chefs from a very fancy Village so why would I want a toaster that blows up we’re gonna prank a villager Josh don’t you get it right so which house are we

Gonna pick jelly uh Josh honestly it doesn’t really matter okay I mean should we put this house yes hi yes we’d love to work wait wait wait Jenny we need something we need something to toast oh just let me murder something quick Josh these are the neighbor’s sheep yeah yeah

It you normally toast meat though right in a toaster all right I’ve got the I think you should put bread okay stop stop put down the toes yes we’d love to work for you yes we’ll make you a delicious meal whoa look at that Josh this is dangerous should I stop

Cooking uh Josh I don’t know can we oh wait we got cooked mutton the furnace thing ever whoa whoa I don’t know when this thing’s gonna blow let’s keep cooking jelly excuse me sir your meal’s done uh wow we’ve got excuse me sir go inside sir we

Need we need him to go I need to get some more things to cook jelly I need more things to cook how do we get this man inside okay hang on a second let me just go get some more cooking ingredients okay are you trying to get it in the door

That you can’t get through there jelly this is gonna take forever oh my God okay hold on oh my God okay fine oh no I’m out of the ball well his house died so maybe we’ll just leave him there um I hope you enjoyed it here’s the remainness of your house uh

Um and here’s some bread let’s go buy some more stuff on Amazon all right Josh let’s listen to me uh about that refund policy I’m not sure we can I don’t think they can refund it when it’s it’s when it’s used I’m gonna put the toaster right there are you sure that’s okay

Yeah I just don’t cook anything in it it’s fine all right Josh next up we have Uber donkey Uber donkey Uber’s so tiresome to wait for not anymore okay do an order a new explosive recipe oh oh this is like the quickest delivery yeah I don’t know how it gets it so fast

This is not how it works in real life wait can I can I say that yeah but what is a donkeys what may act like it just ate beans what we just place it down it’s just oh okay it doesn’t look crazy Oh my goodness I think TNT jelly it’s literally what the heck why is this helpful help I’m gonna die it’s gonna this thought this dog is gonna kill me jelly what the heck I’m a donkey why would anyone what the heck actually I can’t ah I can’t move I mean I can’t not

Move what hey Josh open the mailbox no jelly we can’t just put the donkey back in the mailbox please yes no jelly I’m putting it back somewhere else Josh it’s on a lead it’s not gonna go anywhere I’m putting it in this hole and it can stay

There oh now there’s a hole in our garden who’s fault okay let’s just buy something else all right I’m choosing next I’m gonna buy the screaming goat statue project I would have chosen the same oh okay well I’d still want to buy this one goat is your best friend statue is a

Goat that is gonna be your best friend helping That’s good I’ve been looking for a new best friend oh thank you Josh thank you that’s really kind okay so um I don’t know if I want to place this one here it’s so odd uh you good ah what the what

Or like a llama just spitting at us ah what the ah I’m gonna die what is up with this thing this is a weird goat ow why is it hurting me you’re my goat statue all right I’m gonna Place mine next to the door why are you obsessed with this

Donkey jelly all right donker dunker you know exactly what to do oh did it work no the the goat is still here oh come on how did the gold not die ah jelly we’re not at a great experience so far on Amazon I hope we can buy something better

Uh this time I’ll be in control I’m gonna order something okay yep I present to you the umbrella hat feel the wind and take cover as you fall falling off cliffs Jerry I can just hear a goat screaming it’s so annoying I know it’s a screaming goat you ordered it whoa that

Actually looks pretty good whoa this looks awesome yeah I mean it’s pretty good for fall down can we actually go what’s that villagers wait are you in the boat what the heck no I’m making sure that the rain doesn’t wet him okay that’s really nice of you

Daddy you also did blow up his house so actually that was you sure Josh you know what to do what jump challenge jump challenge okay what is the what does the jump challenge mean it means uh the W for the one who doesn’t die okay sounds good hey Josh hello look at this

Let’s just jump off this thing Jenny [Applause] um I’m trying to hit jelly first person to the bottom wins don’t land in the water the whole point was that yeah well I was trying to race to the bottom I thought that was fine yeah hat is cool cat is cool the entire entire purpose yeah that is cool that is

Cool I’m gonna buy something else on Amazon jelly I think it’s an addiction at this point but I’m gonna do it next up oh you know I like a bargain jelly imma buy yourself a drill I can still hear drills oh there we go oh they took they

Took umbrella I guess they did take the return um all right so very convenient jelly do not use oh drop to use properly what are you doing stuff oh jelly what the heck are you doing oh we slow fall for this I believe ow ow

Are you okay you know what you you dug me into a cave and I’m getting shot by zombies and skeletons and stuff Josh I don’t think I can come down oh no way what did you do jelly did you lose it I I just used the drill yeah okay yeah

I’ll do it I lost it it’s done ah well I I was so my fault um make water ah okay okay the bigger question is why would you want to go down there yeah that’s a good point actually is that really what you wanted on Amazon I’ve also just like we’ve lost the

Drills now good try jelly good try I forgot I have a magical hat bye bye good why do random things keep getting damaged so you were saying that’s right good try good try good try good so you’re saying uh it’s time for the best object that

Amazon sells uh this one is the best seller wait what a frog Cannon is that really it’s a frog cannon that’s the best item S I don’t think you shoot frogs with it yes you do no frogs come out of it you don’t shoot for like okay I get what you

Mean I get what you mean introduced to this game and we are already abusing and then we should add a disclaimer on this one jelly many frogs are being harmed in the process of this video um yeah I guess we have a cannon that shoots frogs that’s great

You expect although you could use it to dig a bigger hole oh wait we can shoot the dumb goat with it it doesn’t do anything never mind jelly look at the roof of the house did you blow up the roof of the house wasn’t me badly behaving you what could have just

Said bad boy it would have been like better yeah true okay all right badly behaved Jenny I wanna buy the number one item on Amazon the number eight okay yeah I know but it’s the most popular item really Alex are 2.0 Alexa 2.0 number one no but that means it’s better

Than number what do you mean okay what is this um so it says let me read it out out loud Alexa now becomes even more useful simply dropping sheet of magic after side effects have not responded there may be okay jelly you know where you have to keep an Alexa in your home

Right oh oh you will be dead in 120 seconds wait what what do you mean wait hang on it’s um why is it giving us fun facts but it said we’ll be dead in 120 seconds fun facts Josh it looks like it’s following you um the USA one in every three years never

Gets solved oh what was that did you break that I um Josh what is going on Jelly wait it’s moving oh Jenny it’s actually following me what the heck no surely I think a jelly your house will be flooded in a few years like what Jenny it’s following you I think it just

Didn’t like this I think Josh get it get rid of it I think something bad’s gonna happen to you jelly Josh get rid of it there’s not much I can do what am I supposed to do that’s right how am I supposed to get rid of this following you kill it I

Can’t kill it get the dumb gold how do what how’s the goat gonna do anything it’s gonna scream at Alexa and then no no I think that goes into kill you I stay away from it stop giving me fun facts I don’t care about a Japanese hornet oh goodness oh jelly

Yeah they’re actually both following me now oh great I escaped them no also you’re dying in 30 seconds wait what yeah wait why creepers could technically run Jenny I think that they’re following you now no where’s who’s there I only see oh they’re together oh

No Josh yeah help me we’ll have the best solution to this problem yeah I don’t think that’s gonna work jelly Josh I’m escaping it no it’s climbing duh oh wait it’s gone red I think it might be killing you jelly Alexa murdered me I’m gonna run away and I’m never gonna come back