I remade every mob in minecraft 1.17

Recently i’ve been playing a lot of minecraft and been very upset with how normal and boring the mobs are so therefore i’m going to remake every mob in the game the only logical solution all right i want to start off with the easy mobs and then progressively work

Into the more advanced and messed up and cursed ones okay pig pigs in real life are longer at least right so let’s start there great boom don’t worry about this i’ll make a custom texture in a second next his head is disproportionately big let’s take a little bit off the top

Lower it oh oh no oh no i messed up actually this looks great to me a little bit of radiation never hurt anyone piggy’s done next let’s do cod fish are not tubes like this okay they’re skinnier like tall lines do you get what i mean probably not now this is more

Accurate he’s even got a mouth now okay fish done okay next i want to do a cow and you can’t go wrong with a cow right guys right he is made out of blocks why would you make something out of blocks it seems like a stupid idea but his legs

Are clearly too big that’s very inaccurate okay great but now his legs cannot possibly support his body let’s make that smaller great lower his head a texture on him oh my god great done horse horses are cool and all but you know what’s cooler than a horse a ram we

Can take these things and make them long you know for horns make them shorter more compact wow beautiful okay chicken these don’t really need to be changed that much i guess but it would be great to give them bigger legs i’m just gonna i’m just gonna steal these uh

Red heel stilettos am i right guys stupid llama stupid neck you like neck you like head well then let’s make him proportionate a walking l okay creeper i need to make it so that they can never creep up on me again boom a [ __ ] lightsaber decreased his head

Size too because why not yeah no you’re never gonna miss this uh there’s nothing i can really compare ablaze to in real life but he does look pretty menacing so let’s make him a little bit better a good man just give him a smile just you

Know a floating head okay i’m not a big fan of these let’s just shrink his head will this affect iq no but i’m having fun uh this is nightmare fuel but let’s go test this out in game and see what we’ve made so far oh already i just

Joined the game and already i see this abomination if you can hear that i think i forgot to give them a walking sound and somehow the game assigned them this like random clicking whenever they move oh my god why is he so crazy so fast alright let’s go find a pig or something

Oh i was looking for a pig but this is fine this is horrible if peta sees this i’m gonna get sent some very angry emails why do they have a divot oh yeah i forgot to change that from a while ago i’m just gonna i forgot about

That oh my god i just see their heads floating on top of the biome yeah no these things don’t look that big but they’re like three times the size of the normal ones i think that’s where the chest is supposed to go and like the trader llamas you know but i just

Papered over it with some llama skin lastly i just want to try to see if i can find some of these hostile mobs yep i can just see their head sticking up again that’s exactly what i was looking for and i keep trying to figure out how

To get this texture to work but at this point we’re just you know pushing the limits of the game okay sheep i’m gonna freehand this one without googling it first for reference um they have necks right they have necks he looks a little bit mechanical like an att or an air

Duct uh not so much a sheep i’m gonna give him a good face you know a valentino three piece and i call him a handsome man let’s just get rid of all of these you only you only need one dude he just looks like a guy now like his

Name is chris his name could be chris i always thought these kind of look like a b-17 plane or like a fighter jet so give him an american flag a slap on the back and boom welcome to the military industrial complex oh my god i join in

And already already i just see example entity yeah no this is um this is he seems like a normal guy you know he seems like his name is chris or something you know chris oh good i found our dogs wait are these are these changed yes yes they are changed i did

Change these um oh my god this is horrible this is the crusty eye dog that your neighbor has you know the ones that are white and they’re always named coco and they’re always like 13 years old yeah no this is it i just want to see

What happens if i uh oh oh no no not the military budget cuts am i right sometime i’ll give them a real like you know b-52 bomber sound all right ender dragon actually you know what i’m not gonna spoil this one or the rest of them i’ve

Changed almost every mob in the game and it’s time for us to go beat the game with these installed all right i just spawned in and right away i see is that my coffee table mojang new merch idea coffee table i still have to kill them though right oh they don’t drop anything

Oh nice we do have this oh no oh no the ram bro now i i did give them the wrong i think i gave them uh the wrong entity i’m pretty sure these are cows because of course a ram doesn’t exist oh my god

Why are they so fast oh good i left the four-legged horses next to the six-legged horses i wasn’t lying when i said radiation he has one eye and his mouth is on his side oh and i did i did leave in the normal spawning of like the

Normal mobs so that we can compare the two you know boom here we go it is getting dark and you guys have no idea what i have in store for the night oh my god a good reoccurring character here yeah we’re protected by pig golem bro

See i want to sleep but i also want to see what comes out of the night um oh no oh oh oh oh no what what no i did not put that in the game dude why does he do do five hearts of damage and have wither oh my it’s jim withered away

While fighting exampleentity.jar what the [ __ ] is that yeah no i think i might have given some of these mobs superpowers and not because i wanted to but because i don’t know what i’m doing i hear a skeleton i want to see if it’s one of my skeletons or a normal one oh

My god yeah that’s not normal oh he’s no animation that makes it so much better okay get this i still need to find a body of water because i want to find everything that i made that goes into the water another one let’s get this and

While this is smelting let’s go find an ocean all right we got some normal fish we got a normal dolphin and then oh oh my god incredible nature is beautiful they look like fish sticks actually incredible hey look look at how nice look at how nice they look i’m just

Gonna kill him okay boom nice all right let’s go all right i don’t want to be in here for too long because you guys have no idea what i have in store i don’t see anything that i’ve made yet uh oh my god no this is um

Wait no the chests were supposed to be gas i think i might have given them the wrong mob i’m pretty sure that is an enderman tell by the little purple stuff if i if i look in his eyes can i still make him mad

Oh no i gave him speed too uh uh oh uh no no i will not die to chest entity dot jar oh yeah no that’s that’s what i made now i’m i suppose that there’s two breeds of enderman that just spawn everywhere um there’s a different one i

Promise i made him very short it looks a little silly and goofy okay here we go i just gotta get down there um oh my god i’m doing this though can i make that mlg oh yeah [ __ ] this is not going well oh my god oh my god no wrong button oh

Can i make it oh oh no boom nice all right i’ve got everything i need oh oh i forgot about these guys yeah no i just removed their torsos here we go oh yes [ __ ] go my favorite mod that i’ve ever made air duct sheet actual

Athletes i want to find the lead so i can bring them with me all right boys i’ll see ya oh all right here we go let’s go baby oh there we go there’s the uh second breed of endermen look at him in his eyes right oh no what was he so i

Gave all of them speed didn’t i oh oh yeah no i still cannot figure this out i know and he’s actually not standing there he’s down here yeah will he explode if i stand near him oh yep he will at least we found one of them here we go

All right let’s go i have no idea what this looks like i’ve not looked ahead at all am i gonna die yes is it gonna be worth it yes um oh good it’s like it’s a good mix of the ones that i’ve created and the natural ones you can tell by

Their eyes being completely dead and if my math is correct the normal dragon is normal because our dragons spawn in he’s just a little bit shorter he’s just got a stocky build