I Rigged a Minecraft Building Competition

Foreign Okay guys this is going to be easy how hard is this to build a minion AKA a yellow man with floppy fingers this is going to be the easiest of my life taking inspiration from myself we building a character who will wins all the competitions that right Eli Mane

McQueen hey Ethan how’s it going hey hey John uh I’m just building myself a Lightning McQueen I think he’s gonna be pretty pogged you know uh since you’re my best friend and you’re so great and awesome and all the time we spent together sure you can you know put in a

Good word to the older ey stream judges you know are you trying to butter me North Korean build tutorial can save the man he’s trash I just muted and here’s the thing Ethan’s not wrong Luke has no hope of winning but it’ll be real funny

If we gave Ethan real tips to make the build look better and then vote for Luke’s terrible bills he does actually have eyelids I never thought about that why does a car have eyelids wait wait Ethan speaking of islands speaking of eyelids um you know how like the cars

Have two islands I was just looking at your build and you know what your words really got to me I I feel like we are great friends so I wanted to give you a bit of advice to win the competition like just in case instead of building

One car build three cars from the movie Cars and you’ll be set I mean that’s actually kind of a good idea three times the chance of destroying Luke what the what the okay we’re jumping into Luke’s chat what is going on right now what is up what are you building how is

This supposed to be a Disney character what is this I don’t think this is a minion it’s the best Disney character bro they’re part of Universal Studios it’s a different company different movies but they’re all of the same thing honestly all right I’ve just muted guys but here’s the thing Ethan would get

Even madder I mean this is pretty bad but if I give Luke advice to make it even worse oh boy Ethan will be furious like who even knows how much IQ they have but clearly it’s enough to be this cool you know it is enough to be this

Call Luke exactly and you know what I’m thinking I think you should just give it super Wiggly arms and Giant Eyes okay I got you super Wiggly answer something like like this like yeah and there we go that should be pretty complete I I could do the one on him but

I don’t have enough time ah we’re running out of time okay there we go that’ll do you just build a bunch of color blocks can I even drive this hole let me drive the bus I can’t even drive it sorry Ethan Lucas right I I just think your

Build is like too complex like what are all these banners yeah it hurts my brain man what that’s cause you’re stupid the theme was Disney character like one not characters once you build three you told me to build three cars you said build three fine whatever let’s heal you Bill

Luke oh it’s so good let’s have a look at your build what is this dude look how good it is it’s a banana with wool arms are you stupid it’s a minion minion is it Disney yeah exactly Disney owns everything what no I think Luke is definitely right here

Disney does own everything so I’m gonna let it pass here’s the thing I I’m honestly really impressed I’m not gonna lie look this is what like I can really feel the the creativity flowing out of you like oh my gosh what do you mean creativity it’s straightforward I I

Think honestly I’m sorry I’m gonna have to get this around to Luke congratulations fine you know I don’t care let’s go to the next round I’ll just show you in that one okay that was a load of Hocus Pocus there’s no way I lost to that bot over there but okay

It’s fine the judge is always right I can’t do anything about it I’m just gonna have to implement what he was saying so he was saying it was too detailed too big too colorful I look what Majestic piece of art do you have for us this round all right I can’t give

You too much details but I’ll give you one hint I’ve seen it in a build battle before and if you saw it in a build battle it has to be good right it’s really good now we’re just gonna Chuck some rails down here so Jordan can

Clearly see that it’s a train on a train track I walk away for one second what is this okay clearly he did not see this in a build battle he’s Bluff and he’s lying to me wait a minute I know how we can mess with Ethan even more than shot I’m

Gonna contradict exactly what I said it’s simple and to the point well let’s turn this trade into something very detailed all right I’m gonna help I’m gonna help Luke right here we’re just gonna do as much detail as we can possibly do it’s gonna be a bit difficult considering what Luke spelled

Is I mean it’s this I don’t even know how to describe it why is there an anfield here what is going on honestly I’m just adding data I I mean I can’t fix that but I can add detail just to annoy Ethan just like that and the final touch you know what made

Ethan really mad last round is because I said he built too many things let’s just literally copy this trade and paste it again I built all of this I know you did Luke I can tell because of all the detailing like the roof the funnel they’re just grading you really went

Over and above like instead of doing one train you did three like that it just really shows like that you were willing to do so much extra effort I love it I love it I really do there’s three you said don’t do three okay oh okay

Um so Ethan I have to be honest with you like what are you doing man no detailing but you said too much you said your brain you said your brain hurt there’s one train like real Luke belt three and you built one you said three bad now

You’d say three good and it’s good and it’s bad stupid build stupid build competition stupid stupid I took on all his advice the judge made his criteria I threw this criteria then he changed it I adapted I overcame I improved I did everything I could and he

Changed it I am 20 years too young to go bald so I’m gonna resort to cheating I’m I’m going to cheat you know what Luke I want to be on The Winning Side so I’m going to help you this round by spying on Ethan’s build and help you copy it

Block the block I don’t want to copy Ethan’s dumb bills they’re so bad I’ve been winning all the rounds by myself just your Pure Pro Builder skill definitely all right you know what I’ll just find anything anyways in case you need anything so we go slash as Pace

Minus a there we go bro what the you also that Ethan literally just copy paste he just copy pasted that in all right time to bust him out now I’ve got all the time in the world the detail is full I love my lap I’m about to win this

By cheating it’s gonna be so cool hello hey Ethan hey hey hey hey hey hey how are you doing I just came over to check on your bill hey uh yeah Bill Billy I’m impressed how did you get all this done so quickly bro I I used uh the brushes

Yes from world edit yes so you definitely managed to place all those blocks in like what 10 seconds 10 seconds what are you talking about it’s been uh uh it’s been a hundred years you know what the realm might even be over soon so you better go attack on Luke all

Right I’ll check on Luke because clearly he doesn’t have much time left he almost found me out the round is actually not even close to being over I hope uh I hope he doesn’t realize that oh isn’t it perfect yeah no all right um anyway the

Point is I went to spy and I found out Ethan’s actually cheated what he cheated no way he literally copy pasted it in a build bro you know what I’m gonna go to his room and expose him whoa whoa whoa pull the brakes down Luke all right all

Right just calm down here’s the thing it’ll be way funnier if I also help you cheat and then you destroy him oh that’s actually a good idea yeah yeah right right so um let me show you what I found Us hidden away on Ethan’s hard drive all

Right slash slash paste check it out yo let’s go there you go these are your builds now so all you have to do is get rid of these ones and Ethan won’t have any idea all right you know what okay stop why bother using your hand bro you’re clearly you’re better than that

You’re you’re MLG pro you’re the top G why did you like to use TNT instead right no no no no I just saw this Tick Tock hack where you use like a great pound of Flynn and steel and it’s way more effective Again Luke I’m just blown away every time with your amazingness

Right now thank you so much I look light em up let’s go uh just chilling on my big green W you know the ways we win this bro what the He’s got holes all in him no no no no no okay we need to fix this before the rounds over um time’s up there’s no there’s no there’s holes in the wall oh what is this now I I swear he was here and then the Giants you’re just hallucinating the Wall’s

Completely fine I don’t know what explosions you’re talking about see my belts are completely fine yes there’s literally a hole right here the tattoo is here how do you just avoid your building entirely even if it was true that you finished your build like Luke

Did five and you did one I’m just saying but you said less is better and you said and how did you get five done there wasn’t even enough time I was trying to do one in the time I haven’t had to cheat and I could wait what uh did you

Hear that did he say cheat did you just say you cheated I said I had my Cheetos here they were keeping me company um calm me down I I didn’t cheat I’ve never cheated in these I have no reason to cheat I’ll I’ll destroy you any day

You bought all right you know what if it’s if this is true next round Winner Takes all whoever loses shake their head off I’m just here to make sure you’re not cheating this around here then looks pretty good cheating the audacity okay Jordan Jig Is up I’m know something’s

Wrong what’s he paying you what’s he bribed you with he’s not bribing me bro no money oh fine I see playing hard to get fine thousand dollars take it or leave it I’m not gonna say no to a thousand dollars alrighty then you know what I accept the deal only if you send

The money now and and you’ll just magically win the next round I promise all right well the money’s coming your way because I’m keeping my hair I can’t believe this is legit look at this transaction ID Ethan Shepard one thousand dollar he sent it he he sent it

And you know what we’re gonna fight for Luke because I’ve bribed I mean um because I’m gonna obviously win this one through skill I might as well build a winners trophy for myself let’s get going wait hold up Luke yo what is that your build actually looks good bro what

Thanks dude are you watching a tutorial yeah no no no this is from my brain no tutorials needed okay yes I believe that um there we go just a nice little message Saluki all right Chuck that one there that one there signal builds PS

You bald I had to check some stuff but I finally got it working okay now if I do this it should work okay cool I would have seen this exact build on the internet bro [Applause] all right let’s have a look and eat this guys all right what have we got here the

Magic the build it’s amazing I win this one but the winner of this build battle is epic drumroll please I thought we had a deal I’m sorry Ethan bribery is against the rules and so ultimately you would disqualify this round and Luke one no no this was the

One where Luke was gonna this is gonna stay in my hair I’m not losing my hair yeah you dare come in here