I Ruined Skeppy’s Video

So skeppy calls me up and he’s trying to get some content you know make an entertaining video for his fans and you know me i’m a good guy so i do what any good friend would do in this situation which is everything in my power

To ruin his day but before we get into the video techno plushie that’s right everyone it’s finally happened technoblade has turned into a marketable plushie but if you’re thinking that this plushie isn’t large enough then if you can handle it we have the two foot techno plane it’s actually two huge plushies combined

To form the ultimate killin machine we even have techno blade potatoes don’t plant them outside they will not grow i tried it myself these plushies go on sale on january 19 at 3 pm esd at youtubes.com my last u2 sold out in 23 hours so if you want one you should be prepared

And now back to the video here’s the scenario skeppy and i are going to fight to the death and whoever lives longest wins it’s just minecraft but also lava is rising nobody has ever done this before what why level do you think it’s at right now probably

20. okay okay that’s a good yes unless i’m giving you a fake number to give you over you would never give me false hope for confidence right i would never trick you in any way except for all the times that you’ve tricked me listen i got a lot of views

Out of that worth it anything for that one out of ten confetti skeppy you have to understand that’s all i live for i’d betray all my friends for confetti you ever just look around us and see how beautiful our world is yeah that’s my what you should join my crafting table

You really would betray me for confetti i would absolutely pray i would portray my country for confetti uh just kidding government i see you have a water bucket what what where are you what are you what did that happen oh oh oh I win no no no no no no no it’s first to die to lava that was the rules right bro that’s what we agreed on if i remember this is a revisionist history what’s that light is that a furnace down there how are you seeing this i see a few vaguely gray

Pixels over there this game is annoying me imagine dying to regular mobs couldn’t be they’re op couldn’t be me god i think i’m winning right now no you’re definitely not you know what sucks what and you can’t remember where your stuff is a worm oh why do you know where it is

Because i have nothing better to do than watch you get owned from up here i don’t need your help i feel like you do in fact i miss optifine zoom maybe if i i just manually lower my fov oh i actually can oh my god look at the world oh i

Actually i’m in permazoom now this is great hey look out for those skeletons i had it covered what about the other skills okay i had it covered yeah that’s what i thought okay just tell me if the law was getting close i don’t want to die or anything

You have lots of time all right cool don’t think i have lots of time weirdly enough i think i’m gonna win i i really this doesn’t seem favorable for you i have a plan i don’t usually have a plan but i have a plan today i feel like your plan isn’t

Going to be that good it’s going to be very effective actually there a creeper down there okay i really can’t i know you really can’t you really can’t i won’t i’m fine that skeleton has an enchanted bow that’s not fair oh my god all of my footage is going to

Be zoomed in you’re not going to be able to grow any of this you’re out of yeah yeah i know you are yeah man i’m out of blocks all right my food got here i’m gonna go grab my food once like that’s a good idea [Applause] oh one piece of sand

Oh i chose guppy with one piece of stand i didn’t think you were eating at that second i had food in my mouth so i can’t even talk because i fries in my mouth i thought i didn’t i thought you’d be able to react and then you’re just like oh no

I always press e mid jump to get the water bucket and i could even oh my god bro i don’t even want to fight you i love how i went on the same exact aligned [Laughter] no f5 you’re such a jerk you know that you’re a real jerk wait for it

Oh that doesn’t work that doesn’t work that was my plan that was my entire plan oh my god your whole plan relied on not knowing snowballs don’t work like that what oh my god wait did you actually hit the water bucket yeah maybe i did

What a god now do you have enough blocks this is the question such a jerk you’re such a stupid jerk do you have enough blocks i’m gonna be honest skeppy i have two and a half stacks of blocks left are they all sand oh i have an idea this is actually clutch

What oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god no you can’t die i’m being clutched right now my name’s taking airplanes i have lots of blocks oh i’m so smart it’s frankly unbelievable what don’t worry about it awesome nice crafting table you have there scuppy

How do you you’re not even that far i i didn’t need to zoom in for that you’re like right there no no i was trying to craft something i’m trying to craft something all right i forgot how to craft it wait that worked i wasn’t ready i only had one sand i

Didn’t think it’d work i wasn’t ready shut up i get three lives you’ve already died like five times i got my stuff i get three lives bro dude i did not expect that that was it was my last piece of sand man but that really annoyed me not gonna lie

That made me actually bad at least i know you don’t have sand anymore uh i might have just been bluffing though nah you sounded pretty confident when you said it nah all right continue don’t even continue bro this is a bra moment waiting to happen oh

This isn’t good i win wait i lived what do you mean i didn’t get punched bruh Yeah you did it i won you did it congratulations she’s gonna edit it it’s gonna be a 30 second video conspicuous jump cut the first death it’s just going to be that after we start stacking it’s going to cut to that all right good video no it’s not i don’t

Even want to upload that anymore oh i won’t send your footage to me man oh no i wasn’t recording the entire time oops yeah dude whenever i record with you my infuriation levels just rise massively it’s like every single time 1v1 me type racer right now i’m serious

Won’t be with me typewriter at least i can win at something today no oh my god all right if it makes you feel better i typed so fast that they’re now making me do an anti-cheat Yeah that made me feel a lot better thanks now You