I Sent Unspeakable to Minecraft Detention… *suspended*

We have one two three students and they are going to minecraft detention introducing i am unspeakable my name is gabe also known as yarna yarna for today on that note let’s start the first lesson first class is mini mining each of y’all have a block with five diamonds

Whoever can retrieve those five diamonds first without breaking them wins oh and we’re getting started so we have to get the five diamonds out of this correct it’s concrete this is a block i mean it’s part of minecraft yeah mine yeah it’s like this right bro you’re doing it wrong all right Do you have a plan of action here i’m gonna start i’m just gonna oh oh i’m just gonna go at it okay don’t destroy the diamonds oh you can’t don’t destroy the diamonds you have to take them out most intact as you can for that i have a sledgehammer oh gosh

Here we go [Applause] you guys get a’s james fails only because y’all listen to the intact rule so these are intact nathan’s are intact and then james has just obliterated you think about i have more once you break one you get more big brain okay so for class number two

Look inside your desk and you will find a clue there’s a blindfold this is a blind bake off challenge you have two minutes to decorate a minecraft cake blindfolded let’s get you blindfolded and i’ll start the time three two one your time has started all right i gotta find the cake

Oh found the cake what do you say go in a square how long how far does it spray please oh wait [Laughter] Artistic this is very unique gabe have you ever seen a minecraft cake before what’s minecraft i don’t want you to cheat but if you wanted to uh what what’s that yeah why is it wet hey james say something i don’t want hey gabe say something this is what two minutes got me students

You may unblindfold gabe i’m going to judge your cake first you look lovely yes lovely this looks nice however it doesn’t look like a minecraft cake it sprinkles come on you’re telling me minecraft doesn’t have sprinkles no i don’t think it does you did this in two minutes uh

You see he threw something at me okay this is pretty good though oh oh i don’t know if i can pass anybody gabe did the best i’m going to look stained for the rest of this video the only way it’s going to get better if you click that subscription button because

It’s red and if it looks like that it’s ugly make it grey the only person that passed this was gabe okay so for class number three they have to go through an obstacle course steering this boat and getting the magnetic fish and bringing it back in the quickest amount of time

One two three go there hey hey oh there was a tidal wave that came through spruce nathan oh my gosh it time good job good job one minute 45 seconds three two one ah i’m not gonna look where i’m going i’m just gonna go okay that’s a plan of action right there

Great great looking great watch out for the flying fish it has wings that was a really angry fish where is your magnet fell off did it oh it did what am i supposed to do now well it’s fine because you you didn’t beat nathan so you can you can just return

We’re not going to lose to this man right here no no you need a speed boost speed boost oh my gosh wait this one didn’t fall There we go you did great but nathan is the winner i’m sorry he didn’t break anything this is bullcrap so this brings gabe and nathan to a tie james you gotta straighten up because this ain’t looking great for you so before we start the next class

I’m gonna start with you guys telling me why you’re in detention nathan i don’t know gabe why are you in detention oh this is detention yeah i thought this was english class james why are you in detention what we’re gonna just start the next class okay guys welcome to craft mcgaft

You have envelopes with little materials in it and first i need you to make a bow and arrow for me with your crafting table done is that a bow and arrow yeah watch you just got to use the pieces of paper in the envelope oh that’s all you got to do

All right i’m done oh this is right i’m going to take it away so it doesn’t matter good good okay so nathan got the first one right and we’re going to move on secondly make a wooden pickaxe why are you so fast at this he was

Correct wait they all got that one right okay so we all have one point nathan has two next make cookies hey what is this a feather oh is that how i make cookie wait what’s this yeah yes you did it he definitely saw yours yeah there’s no way what three points two points

One last craft is a beacon beacon there’s beacons in minecraft you got it [Applause] i know this one i know this one wait i don’t have glass pane let’s go with that let’s go with that it looks beautiful it would make something like one it would make something cool yo i don’t

Have enough glass panes oh no i’m sorry okay so nathan gets the a they get the poison parts okie dokie welcome to diamond detective you each have dizzy goggles you have to put them on you have a minute and a half to find the most amount of diamonds hidden around the classroom

On the count of three go find diamonds one two three oh my god wait is there anything down there ten nine eight there’s one right by you five three four three how many do you have two i got four diamonds okay i got four how many do you have gabe oh oh

Four i’m gonna give james and nathan an a and gabe fails i’m sorry it’s okay yeah that’s his first passing class yay don’t yeah me okay so we need maintenance to come service this classroom i’m not professional i need help so we’re just gonna wait to hang this back

Up here you go gabe here you go nathan and james literally please put below in the comments if you know that i helped james here because i did he would not have passed without my help guys it’s time to read the signs you have minecraft signs in front of you

And i need you to make a story in two minutes using the words survival sea pickle and creeper best story will win james do you want to repeat back to me the assignment see pickle and that’s why i was asking what the others were [Laughter] wait wait pickles are like the bottom

Wait why are you spelling words okay your minute is up will you read us your story oh you want me to go first yeah i’ll go first okay all right once upon a time i was buying unspeakable merch and an army of sea pickles attacked my home base i ran to the garage

And fortified my base the creepers all exploded and only killed 56 of the 185 672 sea pickles i then decided to survive in the wild dodging sea pickles left and right until every last sea pickle suffered a very painful piccoli death no jeez i did not expect that and you know what

I like twisted endings you know like where you don’t you don’t expect it then it goes one way okay gabe oh you want me you sure yes okay so there is a boat right here and this is like the waves of the ocean okay and then we have a smiley face here

Because i thought this creeper looks kind of like the sign if you take away the legs and then there’s your um sea people and they all live happily in the ocean where’s survival are they surviving they’re surviving that’s why there’s a fish hook i get that i get that good job james

James oh it’s your turn oh okay there was an enderman that wanted to be a creeper but he was actually a creep one day he came across a sea pickle and ate it dot dot the enderman went into survival mode due to the high intensity of the salting cucumber

Combination he woke up in a swamp dressed as a zombie oh wait hold on he drift he woke up in a swamp dressed as a zombie smiley face was that all that was great no that was great i loved it that was good it feels wrong to give a fail for this assignment

But gabe didn’t listen to directions so james and nathan pass and gabe fails you know what i think james is about to beat gabe welcome to potion roulette so you have eight sodas in front of you i need you guys to start on number one

Take a drink and tell me what flavor you think it is i got it should we all go at the same time oh you think that’s coca-cola you are wrong pepsi dr pepper or it’s uh coke was it dr pepper yes oh it was oh oh yeah yeah i got

Dr pepper it’s time to drink number two write it on your boards and then turn it this way oh jeez oh geez oh no oh nice i don’t know if i want to drink this What is this this is something i’ve never tasted before it’s from canada oh my gosh oh it smells like straight up b.o oh gosh it’s not supposed to okay write it write it down guys write it down it tastes caramelly but that’s all i got

All i have okay guys what did you think it was question no idea uh i wrote down b.o it’s coffee coffee flavored soda why why would you do that to to coffee i don’t know it it just exists okay head to number three Gabe you’re good over there yeah i’m good wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait this is a trick this is this is not mountain dew it’s mountain dew we’re on number four now oh it’s pink three mountain dew I’ve had this before give me a hint y’all are y’all are drinking number four right was it in the united states was it on earth it happens all over the world is it pete you said p was it not bad no it’s actually pretty good give me your guesses what kind of soda

You think it is i’ve had this because i know right uh pink pink soda okay yeah is it strawberry fanta don’t know question okay it is barf flavored strawberry font really so i don’t know why it wasn’t so sweet it was sweet it was like

It was sugary sweet it was kind of like a unicorn flavor or something let’s go to five very serious very serious oh i hate these things oh thanks for the cork bro okay what’s your guess on five cocoa okay coca-cola six yo wait you guys want to see a magic experiment

You see all the fuzz in the middle ready Isn’t that cool this one’s really odd smelling green app pool everybody what’s your guess for number six i got grass soda i don’t know i got grass yep it’s grass oh this is a sprite it could be easy or mist it could be seven up i forget thumbs up seven up it was

Sprite oh i said sprite first you did yeah so i get that right Bro what is that it’s the last one i’m gonna i’m gonna take my l and i’m not gonna try the last one this one should not be as bad there’s been grass there’s been i don’t have a marker but you’ve already drank barf at this point oh it’s rotten egg

No no popcorn that’s what it is popcorn rotten eggs flip flavor so that awkward moment where i have no idea what student won so i’m giving you all a’s welcome to survival of the fittest where you are currently in actual minecraft hardcore mode and you have to be the first one to find

Bedrock bedrock yes i’m already getting wood you already died you died already i just love doing this this is fun oh oh he’s making a crafting table interesting choice yeah i kind of need a pickaxe to make it to the end of the world oh it gave me to have you played

Minecraft before it’s been a very very very very very very very very very long time a little bit of a long time okay okay how do you go down how do you fly oh that was smart nathan smart move right there i’m gonna make a cobblestone big ass what’s wrong with you people

I’m trying to encourage you okay all right now we just sit and wait i found something smiling boys i found something better than bedrock what did you find the bottom of the world where are you i made a whole new dimension you know how it’s xyz no we abc gabe are you close

Wait wait what what’s the level the level why is your screen just black i’m digging straight down oh okay are you actually digging right now yeah i see okay i have cobblestone accumulating in my inventory i see nothing i made it class is over nathan won here here here a fractured on these

Though okay this class is make a man out of hands you have two minutes to make steve with clay this is good old steve he’s beautiful but not when he’s herobrine here brian is very scary we don’t have gray so like how he’s going to do his feet you

Craft it i’m not sure nathan so i see a t over on james’s desk it’s looking great this one was looking good until it fell over i don’t think i’m just okay okay nathan’s struggling i can’t cut it you want to present uh we’ll start with you explain yourself this is steve

He hits leg day every day he’s happy okay please explain your steve how do you explain to steve it looks like i just you know gabe explained to steve oh james come on this is steve so here we have his legs and his shoes

As you can see his shoes i even took the detail to do you know the side of his pants and the back because you know the pants do split in the back and yes did do you guys have that have that detail probably not but um yeah so

His arms are right here he does have a neck a mouth i make sure i smooth his mouth all together because the mouth is one piece you know we got his eyes we got his hair we got his neck going through to the back it’s incredible detail so far nathan

Only has one fail james has six gabe has five nathan will probably win but we have to give them a chance we have a couple more classes left we have to stay to the end to see who wins they could bring it back they could okay i am super excited for

This class you have a hot glue gun in popsicle sticks you have to make a minecraft weapon out of the popsicle sticks test it on the dirt block there is a golden nugget in the dirt so first to find that went all right do you think there’s a worm in here Oh hey what’s up i’m gonna stay behind you guys so you can’t cheat it’s i’m just making a really reinforced pickaxe i think that’s smart that’s smart i think i would have gone that route however i don’t know how hard the dirt is do you have thick popsicles

Crafting sticks no i do not oh here you go why would you touch it that wasn’t my fault i’m never coming back never oh well i’m surprised gabe is going to beat you all you have to do oh wait the wait that’s the whole goal you have to

Get the nugget yeah there’s a golden nug oh then i’ll just use this oh go go go go go go go go go oh it’s away wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i found it that’s illegal look why would i use the tools on my desk

We only have one class left so it’s it’s looking like nathan’s gonna be the winner but stick around you never know what will happen gabe got another heart so he has five that’s really good this is the last and final class for the day it’s called craft it yourself

You have to finger paint my minecraft character if you don’t know what i look like i play minecraft you do your best excuse me what sorry girls don’t play minecraft i’m offended by this nathan but i’m going to continue to see what you do i’m done what shoots

I’m offended why are you offended it looks beautiful this could probably sell for a thousand dollars on ebay i don’t want to get like dirty dirty okay he is the only one actually trying right now i i appreciate it i respect that you want to see how far this stuff squirts me

What is this why is there a stickler’s mine in this don’t think i’m a stick in the mud that’s um your fourth day of the class good job he is still focused fail but james passes because he was being thought all right teacher i’m done you want to come look at it i

Do i already gave you an a just so you know what about me no do you want to know who the winner is three two one