I Submitted a Cursed Minecraft Speedrun…

Today i’m going to be creating probably the most scuffed cursed and stupid minecraft speedrun on the planet i’m talking broken texture pack screwed up resource pack purposely messing up during the entirety of the run 10fps footage 144p resolution quality and once our run is the worst thing to watch in the entire

Observable universe we’re going to submit it to speedrun.com and let the moderators and verifiers feast their eyes on the beauty and then talk to some of the mods and capture their reactions to the run also according to youtube statistics if you’re subscribed to soren’s guy your iq on

Average is 4 times greater than the normal person so if you want to quadruple your intelligence it’s only a click away now enjoy the video this one is going to be submitted under the category of set seed glitch list here’s what a run on this seed is

Supposed to look like run and grab 2 wood cop three beds to use to one cycle the dragon grab yourself one hay block run in the ravine and clutch inside of the dungeon grab the iron in the bucket from the chest go down and clutch using one of your

Beds make a crafting table and sticks get an iron pickaxe grab water from the fountain build a portal with the water and lava once you’re in the nether mine 35 to 55 netherrack blocks and start towering up the bastion mine the gold blocks and trade with the

Piglets until you have at least 13 pearls pearl into the blade spawner across from you kill blazes until you’ve obtained 5 rods make 10 eyes of ender and use a pearl to get back to the portal Light up the portal and go to the end use your three beds and kill the dragon Of course this is the ultimate speed one but if you actually haven’t caught on yet i’m kind of a [ __ ] when it comes to speed running and i specialize in something we call trolling thus i’m submitting a cursed speedrun firstly here’s some of the mobs for you in the resource pack

Creepers jack enderman whack zombies crazy you get the idea the mod pack is pretty scuffed now to implement the 10 frames per second and 144p resolution i’ll be doing both of those when i render the video later so you won’t actually see the quality as garbage when

I present the run and let me tell you it looks like i’m running minecraft on a toaster so i start by getting wood except right before i’m about to break the piece of wood i flick off just to annoy the people then i got stuck with a zombie

While trying to collect beds and die uh respawn went back got the beds we started getting tossed by both the zombies i left got my piece of hay and jumped straight into the lava just just to annoy them you know piss them off here then i go respawn figure stuff out

And instead of clutching with the hey block i just take the fall damage go run in try start building my portal and you know everything’s fine and now i just start messing up and i just break the thing literally on camera full time i cut it out here but yes

And continue to mess up the entire portal just to annoy the viewer i mean like it’s our goal here boys once i build my portal i finally to the nether once i’m in the nether i start building up and i end up falling down try purling out but i still end up dying

Because i’m bad fly back in creative mode just to go and obtain my resources again go back give myself some blocks and an iron pickaxe start mining the gold trading gold with piglets to try and get pearls and the second i have enough pearls which i need around 13 once again

Bridge to the blade spawner take out the blazes until i have five rods but i don’t get five rods here ablaze runs out of the area i go chase after it bad idea risky play by the man sorens guy himself did not pay off he makes a really weird noise

And then i go and i fall and i try pearl clutching and i die once again use my creative mode powers go all the way back go get kill blazes and get the rods i need and finally go and light the portal once i’m done and then other stuff gets kind of interesting

There’s like these really weird mobs that spawn that are not in normal minecraft they’re scary and i end up dying creative mode once again all the way back there’s this another very weird ugly man and he will not die i hit him way too many times and he will just

Not die whatsoever he keeps chasing me and it’s it’s a pretty fat l mickey mouse starts chasing me i end up uh going and doing slash kill e as a last resort to kill the dragon creative mode back and i win the game yeah i finally realized why i don’t have friends

Afterwards i went to speedrun.com and submitted my run with a quick little description and just hoped for the best and just after a short period of time waiting we got an absolutely amazing response and here it is sorry i need to reject this run because

You’re too much of a sim also this one is cursed as [ __ ] of course such a response i find to be absolutely preposterous so i decided to take things into my own hands and contact these moderators because i mean like come on i only went in creative mode like two times bruh

This is what they thought of the run and these are their reactions Good sir battlecats 59. what did you think of that outstanding run uh no no that was no that was a very actually it was the best one i’ve ever seen but what did you think of it good sir i’m one minute in and i’ve already formed anxiety that’s entirely fair

What is that thing in your packs why lump foul oil [ __ ] what is up my god those silverfish wtf your portal build hurts to wash you go into creative mode lamar [ __ ] i didn’t cut it out lol jesus that sound and then you dial them out and this one is cobra

Dude what are those things ah they do be scary about players finally oh my god yeah those are the mods reactions pretty hype if i don’t say so myself i think i’ve done a pretty good job and my mission here is entirely complete there was another moderator reaction but i was like screw

It also real quick join my discord server the link is in the description and sub to flametastic for making the mod packs link in the description thank you for watching bye bye and remember to share