I Tried Becoming A WITCH …but I Accidentally Became a SANDWICH

In this Minecraft world full of witches I was born without any magical abilities I mean unless you count eating a ton of bread a magical ability I mean I do so I live alone in this desert because it’s the only biome that no witch wanted to

Live but every night before I went to sleep I wished and I prayed that the Universe would somehow grant me the abilities of a sandwich I mean I live in the desert so sand Powers sound pretty cool please make me a sandwich then one day my dream came true

Door knocking nobody ever comes and visits me hell up hello open me hmm hello year book and quill in an orb of origin what does the book say dearest sandwich okay there must have been some mistake because I would love to be a sandwich but I’m definitely not a sandwich oh my

Gosh I’m wait wait wait am I an actual sandwich I’m a literal sandwich oh you’ve got to be kidding me I’m a peanut butter jelly sandwich I’m a sandwich I have fillings in my arms this isn’t happening this is not happening I’m not I’m a sandwich okay I guess I should

Have been more specific I wanted to control sand because I live in the desert not be a sand I’m a literal sandwich I’m made of bread oh God I’m gonna want to eat myself dearest sandwich you have been chosen to participate in the Witching event of the

Century in the event of my death I always knew that someone would have to rise to take my place as Supreme witch oh this is from the Supreme witch witch is why I have devised a series of games to determine my successor eight witches One winner will you come out on top up

Follow the North Star during the witching hour it will show you the way Yours Truly the Supreme witch okay I’m kind of freaking out a little bit um I guess I’m a witch oh my gosh I’m a witch my dreams my dreams have come true

I mean not in the way that I was hoping because I’m literally a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but you know I’ll take what I can get and the Supreme witch thinks that I could be the next Supreme witch this is all happening so fast what else was in

Here more of a origin oh okay so this is what I am a sandwich oh God everybody’s gonna make fun of me but that’s why I have become the Supreme witch so people can’t make fun of me people take me serious Witch of sand Walker of the

Dunes and neighbor to the ocean blue oh I like this okay so I do have sand abilities sandfaller drops sand above where you place your mouse ooh let’s see oh cool you find yourself with great speed breaking sand ooh okay some point I got speed okay so I have to wait till

Night time so I can find the North Star and follow it but I’m too excited what do I do what do I do now do I just stand here and wait for hours okay Finally night time the moon okay where’s the North Star okay it’s this way and so I traveled through the darkness Guided by the North Star in the Moonlight swim across the oceans until I finally found it wow this place is crazy how am I supposed to get over there which is

Probably how broom so they can just fly over there this is my first day as a witch and I don’t have anything I made it yes right as the sun is rising all right I’m just gonna blend in nobody needs to know that it’s my first day being a witch whoa

Okay uh I mean nothing’s cool nothing’s cool totally used to all of this this is this is not cool at all not beautiful or magical or cool this is just normal witch life oh um hello Bertha inquisitive gem I don’t know what that is yet Bertha Bertha can I tell you a

Secret it’s my first day it’s my first day being a witch Bertha you probably know that you look all-knowing I am all-knowing sandwich sandwich let me explain what’s going on here with the super hyped up video clip that you will see in your mind now oh I’m a little nervous Bertha which Tower

Is mine oh she’s looking in that direction oh oh it looks like it’s peanut butter jelly colored do I live here now what’s this a witch’s hat I’m so excited what does this look like it’s so cool I’m a witch I’m a witch I’m finally a witch I’m gonna be the coolest

Witch ever the most Supreme witch just gotta you know keep my cool oh oh hello hello um hello fellow witch yes I hello I am a fellow witch me too which must mean that you’re my competition for the next Supreme witch oh yeah I guess I guess

That’s true so no friendships or are we cool well that depends what kind of witch are you oh me I am a sandwich he holds my power a sandwich what do you do make sandwiches haha no you might think that because I I think I’m a literal

Sandwich but I have sand abilities oh yeah well let’s see them that’s just So Weak and Powerless no they’re pretty powerful hold on you’re about to feel really dumb oh wow don’t you you feel so dumb right now well prepare to be burnt oh oh

Ow oh oh is there water oh no never mind I mean that was totally it was totally fine and uh I feel fine I wasn’t freaking out if anything I’m sandwich yeah if anything toasted sandwiches or better sandwiches so yeah that’s true you know what maybe we could be a team

Really well I still haven’t seen your power you seem like you’re not a threat so here wait I’ll I’ll demonstrate is there a clear sky there we go oh yeah that’s right how does that feel just took nearly half my hearts yeah I told you I was super powerful wow okay

I’m good to handle you’re my best friend yay yeah yeah I mean fire goes well yeah well I’m technically I’m a fire Frost witch I just don’t have Frost abilities well I’ve just begun my journey so I better be off I think I’m gonna go try

And find a place to build my home and maybe we could hang out later yeah that sounds good oh my gosh wait I just realized you’re my first friend ever oh I was very lonely out in the desert really sad yeah I hope you don’t betray me or anything oh my god

Well uh I gotta go okay have the best day ever oh my God she’s so weird okay back to my things I have some apples and oh is this a cloak a cloak oh my gosh I’m adorable oh if I wear the coat people won’t know that I’m a literal

Sandwich and they won’t make fun of me look at the flowy back I mean totally normal witch stuff I’m a totally normal witch guess I should take this shulker box with me what’s upstairs is this my home now sandwich Steve are you a fellow Sand Witch you have some nice fillings I

Mean I wasn’t coming on to you sandwich teeth ruins are used to activate your abilities what our ruins sandwich Steve oh I can get special things from sandwich Steve ruins from Sandwich Steve okay then I can get more magical abilities uh sandwich Steve you smell so good I’m

So hungry sandwich Steve can I just like nibble on you a little bit sandwiched oh fine I’ll just nibble on my own arm it’ll grow back right whoa there’s an outside staircase too but I guess this is where sandwich Steve lives so I can’t live here I mean I guess I should just

Go back and live in my desert area because I have sand abilities now and I can build easily with sand I’m gonna make a sand Paradise there Bertha a sand Paradise Bertha yes you can come visit all right I guess I can break this down and I totally forgot I have no Minecraft

Tools so I guess we gotta do some basic Minecrafting basic Minecrafting basic Minecrafting basic Minecrafting for ring but necessary Joshua fruit is this gonna kill me oh no it’s good I mean of course I knew that I’ve been living in the desert for years now and with my new

Magical sandwich abilities I was able to turn my sand hobbit hole into a small sand castle and made a peanut butter jelly colored grape jelly the best jelly after building my sand castle I arrived back at my tower to find a gift another friend a gift from priz what’s all this

A bucket of sea bunny that sounds cute oh it is cute oh I was staring at its butt oh my gosh you’re so so sea creature sea grass this must be the water witch and I don’t know how to feel about it because you know sanded water they go well together but bread

And water because you know I’m made of bread they don’t go together it makes me soggy and sad but she gave me the sea bunny so for now we’re friends later on I ran into this priz Witch of the waters and she gave me a lovely tour of her

House I like the color it’s I it’s blue oh because of your water abilities that makes sense absolutely yes when you see my bed it’s so cute is it blue can you guess I mean I’ll be shocked if I come up here and it’s a different color and we went

And saw sea animals together oh they’re seals oh my gosh you get all the cute animals and so far she seems trustworthy I think I don’t know this is my first day out hanging out with witches I’m back Bertha uh hello sandwich hi let me look at your

Trades okay so I understand now I need to collect a bunch of stuff and then trade Bertha for an inquisitive Gem and then trade the inquisitive gems with sandwich Steve and thus becoming more powerful and thus hopefully becoming the Supreme Witch is that right Bertha sure yeah whatever thanks for the support

Bertha and now for me to Journey Back Home 2400 blocks away ow I already got hurt all right we need to upgrade our stuff and I’m gonna pick some of these flowers because they’re purple like grape jelly um I only made it across the water and

It is now night time and I’m scared I feel like I’m gonna get to the top of this and it’s just gonna be all things that wanna kill me but I’m a witch now I can take them I have magical abilities nobody seems to be around they must

Sense how powerful I am uh the Water I hate it I feel so soggy I need a boat um that can’t be good you can’t come on land can oh God there’s another one oh god there ever oh they’re everywhere oh I don’t know if I want to go in the ocean anymore

Um yeah that showed you oh they came on land sand abilities sand abilities sand abilities just get back get back get back get back I just had my first Witch Battle I’m so strong and powerful I’m so strong and powerful somebody’s throwing tried and set me I

Just want to get back to my house oh there’s so many bad guys okay ah shelter go oh a village help me help me wake up help me yes you’re all awake good job God there’s so many of you get out of my way

While I rob you oh they have a Way Stone okay well now I have enough levels to use the way Stone to get back to my house however you might see that there’s two here and that’s because I came across this other location that I thought maybe would be my new home

Because it’s a little more tropical islandy but I decided to stick with the desert so let’s go visit that place we’re gonna rename this lighthouse look I just didn’t think there was enough sand you know like look at me here do I do I fit in here I don’t fit

In here also there’s cats oh God and a pelican uh Pelicans love bread and he keeps trying to eat me look at him he’s menacing so yeah um don’t think it’s a great idea to stay here because the Pelican wants to eat me the cat the cats

Want to eat me but there was a chest I hope nobody stole oh yeah look at this I waited I waited to get it all what is this a brilliant Diamond I have no idea what that is I’m gonna be the best witch ever food oh my God bread yes might need to

Oh what is this oh you learned a new news what’s what spell did I what did I do oh God I hope it wasn’t okay it was spelled it on you oh can I conjure rain cause that’s terrible I feel soggy I knew it was fate

I knew it was fate that I found this place even if I didn’t end up living here oh my God the Pelican oh look there’s a pill again did he open the door very treasure map oh my God what is this Utopia I have found I don’t

Know what to do with anything oh my gosh okay I found the greatest place ever everybody’s gonna be jealous the universe is just on my side today I’ll bet this guy is sleeping in the bed and I’m just robbing you blonde sir thanks for all the stuff oh my gosh it

Just keeps going it just ooh a brewing stand for a witch of course everybody’s gonna yell at me but I just accidentally destroyed that because again should I kill this pelican oh too scared I can’t okay I’m officially out of room yeah I gotta come back okay I now need

To just get some experience so I can travel home easily with all of my stuff all the other Witch is gonna be so jealous yes I got a level all right that’s all I needed yes I can finally get away from the Pelican let’s go home oh also I

Expanded on my house a little bit got an upstairs expansion which is perfect because I have so much stuff now uh the inside has not been expanded but yeah I’m gonna go put all my stuff away I still have no idea what spell I learned so that’ll be interesting later I’m

Gonna sort all my items see if I have enough to turn into Bertha and then fall asleep while having nightmares of that pelican