I Tried EVERY Golem in Minecraft…

I tried all the golems the tiny ones the giant ones and the uh uh there’s just so many options out there in this video we’ll be playing with gollums we’ll start out with more of the simple implementations and then we’ll get into the more complex outlandish versions this got pretty

Ridiculous so you won’t want to miss it are these golems implemented better than minecraft’s own iron golem well you’ll have to decide that for yourself leave a comment with what you think before we do anything else in this video i wanted to showcase one little mod that

Does just some nice simple tweaks to the basic regular iron golem if i go ahead and summon a pillager over here you’ll see he gets a couple extra animations and attacks uh well that was a little too much you’re too strong buddy here we go let’s see if he’ll do it all right

Well he’s just he’s just incredible so let me spawn one farther away here we go now we can see him maybe do another attack or not literally he’s just gonna man this is this is harder than i thought i was gonna be i know you can do it i know you

Can do it well if these arrows are any indication he hasn’t done it yet all right pal you leave me no choice what happens now if i put a pillager here how are you gonna get to him now how are you gonna defeat him now huh what you gonna do

You’re a failure we’re gonna try this with a horde of zombies and see what he does uh this is not this is not a new horde of zombies too that’s crazy uh let’s just see if complete and utter overkill will do it shall we oh one of them did it look look look

Look there he did a thing uh more oh hey there’s one okay there’s one there’s one there’s one there’s another one there’s another one okay so they basically just slam onto the ground and it just like explodes a bunch of other ones was it worth it to take this long to

Showcase this part to you uh so uh first off obviously we have our basic regular iron golem and uh the way that you spawn in these other ones as you can see they already have these uh these pumpkins on their heads is you have to get gollum soles and so you just

Right click another golem with it with a glass bottle and it gives you golem souls of course it also kills the golem and for some reason my sounds weren’t working for that but uh yeah it kills the golem and you just stole his soul so

Now we can just take our golem soul and put it on these other golems and and spawn all of them in these are sick looking whoa he’s got spikes quartz golem we’ve got a gold golem netherright golf this guy’s probably like insane and then we’ve got special golems like this guy the uh

Anti-creeper golem and then we’ve got these guys the laser columns let’s spawn something in for them to attack it let’s see what happens okay here’s a ravager oh my gosh the laser golems are insane oh buddy oh buddy wow they just shoot from so far away and

Then just light them on fire that’s insanity as you can see this guy just doesn’t care like if i spawn in a ravager here he just doesn’t care he literally he is so against creepers that he will literally only attack creepers also rip gold golem dang

Let’s go ahead and fix this guy up real quick and then look creeper and the creeper just doesn’t even realize it when he starts look at that wow oh dang he can like sometimes one-shot creepers that’s kind of insane he is so against creepers that he’s just

Attacking that and obviously as you can see none of the other golems care about the creepers because that’s one of the things that a regular iron golem doesn’t do is care about creepers so adding this guy into the arsenal is kind and nice this guy is so cool looking the uh the

Obsidian one that’s just wild and i love the nether right one it’s so cool looking well now i have to do some actual testing Dang okay so this nether egg golem is kind of insane uh yeah okay so that was like not even a problem for you huh you’re just too good so here’s an idea how about all of these guys all of you versus one ravager let’s see what happens oh no

All right we’re gonna spawn in five ravagers can you all take down the five oh wow all right three are just gone immediately all right and uh i feel like i may have underestimated these laser golems who’s gonna win the six diamond laser columns or all of these ravagers okay so

Laser golems are insane seven eight nine ten eleven go good luck oh my gosh oh my gosh look at him look at look how fast they’re going yeah so i may have underestimated how much power these guys have uh it’s fine can you take down

Three of them oh my gosh you guys are insane now i’ve got four nether stars yum good lord that is a lot of golems there’s so many like i can’t even like this oh my gosh this is overwhelming let’s just start with a couple of them

Never wanted a golem that’s a nerd oh he’s invisible i guess i said the nerd comment and he was like nah i’m out goodbye uh well he’s around here somewhere yeah you can see the particles uh it’s a it’s a bookshelf golem they uh they can apply random effects to themselves like this

Guy now has healing and uh yeah they look like nerds who wears glasses people that wear glasses are nerds never wanted a golem that literally burns in sunlight that one doesn’t seem very useful but uh rest in peace bone gollum you will be missed what about literally a walking crafting table you can

Literally right click on this guy and you’ve got a crafting table works completely normally now that other golem is bone meal and now he’s back to bone block i think that guy could be useful that’s kind of nice what about a dispenser golem where you can literally

Put arrows inside of him and now when there’s a mob he will take the arrows and shoot the arrows at the mob look at that what about the most fragile golem you’ve ever seen hello orange stained glass golem how are you why are we still here just to suffer then how about this

Guy a golem that’s literally useless unless you feed him kind of sounds like me as you can see he literally won’t go anywhere he doesn’t even care that there’s an illusion right there but if i give him some coal now he attacks look at that check him out look at him go

This one has a ton of really niche like specific block golems too like this guy the clay golem check him out he’s made of clay that’s pretty much his only thing how about this guy the wool golem who has a nice little pink sweater i actually don’t know if this actually

Works but oh it totally does he soaks up water as he moves the sponge golem is legit how about the netherite golem you might never need another golem again you could even do a cheap wooden golem check that out or even cheaper the leaf golem and then i think this is my personal

Favorite the tnt golem look at how great this guy looks and check this out he has a chance of exploding his enemies oh and like you can see over here there are an absolute ton more so if you want to try these out all of the mods in this

Video are linked down in the description these guys are crazy how about the copper golem oh he’s a he’s a little larger than the regular one ladies and gents it’s time to travel a little bit down memory lane because this golem right here is something from mojang’s past that’s right this is the

Copper golem and i’ve shown him off a little bit before on the channel but this is where he’s most relevant uh more relevant than ever before really this is the origin realms adaptation of the iron golem and i actually think this is one of the best interpretations i’ve ever

Seen of him and look at him he’s just amazing of course you can have more than one and copper golems actually love pressing buttons so they can summon in their own friends this can very quickly get out of hand and you can slowly build a little copper golem army these guys

Also absolutely love honeycomb because they oxidize slowly over time until they turn into a very sad statue honeycomb is a great way for you to lead them around before you wax them which is really nice you can first get the golem where you want them to go and then you can right

Click them with the honeycomb and wax them now none of these guys will oxidize anymore and now they’re also afraid of axes because they don’t want that wax being scraped off they work exactly like cover blocks and uh yeah if copper blocks could run this is probably what

They’d be like copper golems are pretty amazing and as you can see they absolutely love wooden buttons they don’t press stone buttons so that one’s just for you but they do love wooden buttons they uh they also can’t protect you from mobs so that’s something to

Keep in mind if you want to try this guy out for yourself you can join origin realms with the ip that’s on screen right now or with the link in the description i’m not sponsored by them but i do legitimately believe this server is amazing skeleton get out of here

I’m trying to plug this amazing server bro what are you doing so yeah you can join this server with no mods and uh this guy has full functionality so go check it out try them out today here we are in the wild forest of the snowy tundra somewhere out here and look what

Is this oh my goodness it’s a yeti more like a snow golem but he basically works like a yeti they spawn out here randomly like they’ll just they’ll just spawn out here there’s no way to build them and the best part is you can ride him around

I actually don’t know how to like drive this one but it’s cool oh oh i got it it’s an emerald look oh my gosh he’s actually really fast too oh my word good morning village people don’t mind me as i ride my yeti through town the newest most prestigious form of

Transportation yeti yeah that that’s pretty cool that’s this guy’s entire thing but uh he’s pretty great i i think he’s i think he’s pretty great plus he’s got those nice blue eyes look at him go it’s a little hard to see what’s going on in first person so you know if you

Fall off a cliff it’s not my fault have you ever felt like wheat was just sitting around useless and not doing anything well now you can turn them into little friendly boys and they’ll do things for you if i go ahead and just let them gather some crops here they’ll

Just grab them and then run over the nearest chest and they’ll put the crops in the chest look at how cute he is they also make really goofy noises they’re really cute i love them but yes they’ll just harvest your crops for you and they’ll automatically replant them too like just

Check it out they’re so sweet where are you where are you going bud you can also specify where they go and you can just shift right click and they’ll start delivering to a different chest after you click right click them and that’s kind of handy look at them they’re just

So precious they’re so cute they also really like apples look look he’s so excited he’s so excited about the apples they’re so excited here you go guys you take get to get apples okay well they love apples but they can’t take them until their health starts to drain uh

And they drain over time they have a i think a seven day span so over time when once they’re starting to drain their health you can give them apples and that’ll fix them up they’re so precious they’re just so freaking cute look at them i cannot it’s just a kid

I think my favorite sound effect for them is what happens when you hold an apple oh they’re so precious just don’t hurt them because uh their big brother might hurt you oh no oh no oh god look at it have no idea how you spawn this guy in

But it’s the strong golem strong golem this mod is pretty unique i haven’t actually seen these small golems before i think this is how you make i guess that’s not how you make them uh there’s one this is a stone golem i think when you stand nearby him he gives

You resistance the strength ignores the strength not there the strength is gone the resistance he gives you resistance which is actually really cool also he’s got these really cool like depth eye things going on that’s neat what about how does there a way to do what’s going on here how about

That oh oh look at him he’s so cute this is the blackstone golem i actually don’t know much about these guys maybe i should do some research on this mod before i show it off aha okay so this is called the blackstone galamite and all he does

Apparently is dance but how do i make you dance is it like a noteblock thing how about jukebox are you gonna dance for me bro how why why you no dance they’re really cute but they don’t seem to be doing anything let me bring back this stone golem again or the rock golem

I guess it’s called this guy gives resistance to uh anyone that’s nearby it including other golems and then there’s this guy which you summoned like that and this guy just literally plants monsters i guess he chirps whoa what a noise whoa that’s honestly really cool i actually really like that noise geez but

You’re really loud so get out of here and then i have this completely wrong with the end zone it’s end stone bricks and that summons in the end golem which uh gives nearby mobs the levitation effect make him fly please we need the pigs to fly you can do you

Do you do the thing oh and there he goes oh that’s actually pretty useful look at that look at this guy go and dead nice and then finally we have i’m going to sub it i’m going to sum in a few we have the note block columns look at them

Go their entire thing is they they they play notes when you right-click them and they’re absolutely adorable this is way too much fun why is this so much fun i don’t understand why this is so much fun anyways these guys are cool on to the

Next one well now we’ve seen a bunch of iron golems we can’t just leave out our buddy the snow golem this is the perfect biome for him too he just thrives here oh yeah well that’s okay maybe his brothers can be better this here is a

Blackstone golem and uh yeah as you can see he’s kind of the opposite of the snow golem i don’t even think it’s the blackstone golem i think he’s just called a fire golem and let’s see that goofy face oh oh oh no yeah this seems like a biome that

You would thrive in huh so uh let’s see what other things he can do oh my gosh he literally just throws fireballs that’s insane you sir are super cool and way better than your pitiful snowblock friend that just dies out here that’s so sad it’s so pitiful you’re amazing give

Me more pumpkins please i need all the pumpkins i can get have you ever thought to yourself man i wish my pile of melons would move well today is your lucky day this is the melon golem and look at how cute he is this guy has a unique ability

To take a block and uh just put it on his head and it just he just walks around with a block on his head then you can just take it off like a normal golem yes you can put a melon on there too and so he’s just a melon melon melon golem

And uh i think that’s amazing also glistering melons are a thing look at this why isn’t this in vanilla minecraft these are so cool and of course you can make a glistering melon golem look at how amazing he looks oh i just what did i just do look it’s a tiny what

I just i just summoned it i have this melon on a stick and i right-clicked it and it summoned this guy this is incredible he just like he just teleports around me and like goes to my what is th what is he doing does he work like the regular melon gobs oh

My gosh he totally does how do you work i don’t understand how you work what are you you’re just a tiny gollum look at him go this is the normal golem this is the baby gollum can you put literally any block on his head oh my gosh that’s

From a mod that’s not even his mod ah what you so grumpy about what you look what you what you pouting about what you pout don’t don’t walk away from me yeah that’s right melon golems and i think the melon golems actually play really nicely into the next one this is the

Slime golem and check him out he looks so goofy as he walks he lays a layer of slime on the ground and i actually don’t know entirely what this does but yes you can place the slime with slime balls like it’s layers of snow i’m pretty sure

This lets you bow okay any more layers than just one can let you uh bounce uh this gives me an idea come on come on come on come on oh come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come

On come on come on come on i can do it i can do it oh i don’t know what happened there but i almost did it just gonna spin very quickly come on oh i did it that definitely didn’t take me like eight tries to do i don’t know what

You’re talking about yeah anyways this is the slime golem he’s pretty great and he looks super goofy and i love him you can also take some cobblestone and just you know shove it inside his slime body and essentially what that does it means he uh he actually deals damage now the

Regular slime golem doesn’t deal damage but now with the rocks inside he definitely does even with a rock on your head you’re adorable well i think that was every goldman minecraft if you think i missed any let me know uh