I Tried to NOT Be A Loser | WitchCraft SMP Ep 5

Um I think we should start this episode off with a house tour look can you guys see can you see look at my great staircase okay I didn’t do anything with the inside of my house the only thing I really did I did these like sand don’t

They look like little toasts like they have crossed on the outside okay I thought they were little toast so I put them I I think I had this before but this is my little like Waterway to go out to see if I want and it’s called um

Oh my gosh Manatee Bay over here I gotta make a sign and then if you go this way you go up here and then you follow the path and I now have a door to get into my house up here and I cleared this all out remember this was all like just

Right up against my house and I had to go around you every time uh so yeah there’s this I bedazzled up here that’s my little waist Zone and then you come this way and then if you go over here look at it yeah so I expanded by farm and that’s

Why I have enough gems to get the second ability finally because I just been farming the heck out of this while I was building um this is honestly one of my favorite like house builds I’ve done in a really long time just saying I really enjoyed

It I watched YouTube videos and I went to town uh with just yeah I still don’t know I don’t know how to decorate the inside of Minecraft houses because like I don’t hang out inside the house so I don’t know I’ve been doing the outside but yeah that’s all pity and then up

Here there’s these purple vines that just like continuously grow because so they’re probably gonna get out of control I’m gonna have to cut them back yeah this is my area um jelly just roams free and then if you go over here yeah you can literally just keep climbing the

Stairs so here is one animal pen um that’s gonna be one type of animal and then if you come up here there’s I mean I guess I could put another pen there I don’t know why I didn’t I think I tried to space them out then there’s another pen up here

And then if you go around this way oh yeah there I left gobber over here let’s get that because I wanted to wait I found it while I was building and I needed to wait to use the pickaxe okay I used the netherite pickaxe and I still got crap so oh no why

Far oh they’re like oh so how we go oh he sees me oh I’m Gonna Get You I think everybody’s telling me to go to Scott Scott’s not on Scott’s not on the server right now guys yeah yeah I like it up here okay anyway you go up here

And then you go up here I haven’t finished this obviously but here’s the next level of where I can put animals and then oh didn’t test this out there we go yeah so I still got to build this out I think this is gonna be one more pen

And then my plan is to go from here and then build a bridge over there I don’t know why I don’t really have anything oh the deer I gotta get a deer one of these pens is gonna have deer in it but oh I hope nobody has a fear of heights because

Jelly what are you doing Jelly’s break dancing down there yeah so this is my area I think it’s pretty cool oh God I see a name oh my God oh my God wow that was perfect timing to see this sign hello I don’t even know if my mic

Is connected actually hello hell I’m scared guys I think I’m about to get murdered I hear footsteps this is so weird creepy I don’t think my mic is hooked up though so they can’t hear me oh it is priz I knew it is she being sneakies what’s happening okay it’s definitely her right

And she’s invisible hahaha I was gonna actually make you a gift oh I don’t have it on me but I like gifts that that’s good I mean I can’t make it if you want to go to my business I can I can make it to you uh sure welcome to The Secret Garden

I love it oh God this dragon’s scary how did you get this Dragon that’s just a plushie Is this like do you have to stay wet at all times oh no I just find it really fun okay hold on let me do a brew for you except that you are going to have um the wonderful attempt because I don’t know you seem like the type to like

Brewing I don’t know my chat keeps saying not to trust you they’re also saying something about there’s a demon Prince and then a regular prize I’m just very concerned oh my no you look very lovely thank you we uh the seashell it’s oh what’s that do where is it oh

Throw it in here in The Cauldron I have to remake it because Scott literally described mine wow I know oh and let’s throw this in oh God it turned black I’m a little concerned I swear are you sure if I die it’s gonna be live in front of

Lots of people well that would be very very soon yes yes it would okay oh here you go okay where’d it go oh there it is no wait no no I meant to drink it oh my God I literally glitched I meant to drink it oh yeah sure give it to me

What if I don’t know if you drink it nothing’s gonna happen okay okay oh God what okay this is very sauce okay you can turn around what did you steal the lock of my hair it’s become me why it has my name and everything yeah just not your voice actually I

Should use one of those like AI simulators oh my gosh oh my god well people hated by everyone else impression of you now yeah there you go I just say you’re gonna sandwich yeah there you go that sounds perfect it’s perfect It’s okay you could just you can just tell people be like my mic is like my mic’s not working it’s just yes I can I don’t know why I’m helping you pretend to be me yeah oh okay keep looking at the cube oh no I’m not gonna trust anybody now because I

Don’t know who anybody is You know the demon Circle and the skull and The Sword and the black liquid probably should have tipped me off oh hello there’s oh I just realized there’s also Blood on the tree seem safe I feel safe here wait you can take your armor off wait oh that’s awesome oh I hear out

Sorry I keep forgetting to sleep oh try to get them protect you oh thanks oh my gosh I’m a non-sandwich person feels great oh the water feels nice I’m gonna go get my second ability then I’ll come back and show you once I have it you are wonderful

Thanks I am friend to all unless unless you betray me because I have a problem with you betraying me wait wait I have to do my thing I have to do my thing staring to my eyes stay stain don’t betray me okay okay Yes I love a beach exactly in real life I actually don’t like beaches but well that makes sense you don’t like beaches I understand it’s because I mean I’d rather make myself into something that you know choose something that yeah obviously I want to dream about being

Out we swim that’s true yeah live vicariously on Minecraft one last thing yes get a what a fortune if you just right click on this Crystal Ball you’ll get yourself a fortune oh your next shot will be Unforgettable what does that mean what does it mean it’s pretty

Self-explanatory well thank you for my potions um and don’t do anything evil with my blood okay okay okay so let’s do the second ability first that’s the most important thing let’s go get that uh there you are sandwich Steve hello here’s 50. yeah boy yeah yeah boy where do I place it

Where’s the thing here we go Place ruins here ones are used to activate your abilities okay yeah boy getting filled with magic what’s my ability which of sand okay yeah we know that sand Faller yeah we got that get that your bread bar fills up by eating bread your bread bar fills

Up by eating bread which can be redeemed to temporarily buff your character what what you find yourself with great speed breaking sand okay stop that so this is my second ability get that bread that I have a bread bar look at the bread bar okay we have to test this out

Okay here comes the bread bar wait that’s it I can’t I have to be hungry no I mean I guess that would just op if I would be super op if I could just eat bread as much as I wanted okay we gotta run around we gotta run around burn off

Those carbs come on I guess we can do the other stuff while I wait okay I showed you my house I did that what else oh I need to get I need to make the rod and then I still need like a bunch more gobber yeah yeah I still need a bunch

More gobber so we gotta still mine for that now that we have the netherrite what else did I say oh the broom you guys are right the broom thank you chat here we go here we go here we go there we go yeah boy thriving this episode should we try the broom we Oh yeah sorry jelly you’re not replaced okay you’re not replaced do you remember was there anything else on the to-do list chat ow ow jelly ow ow Lauren get milk oh perfect animals that’s what I need I can’t get milk I don’t have a cow so that is what we were gonna go

Get okay well there’s pigs up here where’s the deer no if the deer will despawn we can try it doesn’t work it doesn’t work a worker are you kidding me what about the pig okay it works on the pig oh you’re a magical deer he’s a magical deer oh I want you

I will push you off the left if I can’t have you nobody can okay well I got a pig there we go you’re mine now I need a cow though oh shape oh I need sheep too oh a cow a cow a cow a cow cow Jelly’s like you definitely did replace me

Um I think I’ll have cows and pigs in the same one for now oh there you go and uh I got a I can’t block it yeah milk yay oh backpack yes thank you guys for all the reminders and things I have to do oh fleece is fleece different no it’s not different

It’s fine we’re good oh my people yes fellow send people oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God yeah we’re waste we are waypointing this place this is my new second home away from home hello oh my God am I your queen hi hello

Fellow lover of sand he didn’t want to hang out with me it’s like hi I want to be your friend but I am gonna steal and Rob everything what did I just do give me all your stuff and nobody needs to get hurt oh enhanced Crystal I mean I can let you guys

I can let you guys keep this stuff here oh yeah maybe I could just have the spider hit me oh I’m full never mind that can be taken either way like I’m full as in I ate a lot or I’m full as in the bread bar is

Full okay I am so excited are you guys ready are you guys ready I don’t know what this does so that’s why I’m just staring at myself to see what it does okay three two one oh oh I met I’m a big oh I’m giant oh I

Moved so slow I’m Giant oh I’m in oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God and Greg’s hand ah the sands I’ve turned against me I’m back to normal I was so that went so badly that was so anti-climatic my God the sand had

Betrayed me the sand betrayed me I’m going back down to the spider and let them attack me I just I need to see yes behold my power spider yes oh I won hit him oh look at my hearts oh oh look how many hearts I have oh yes tremble before me oh

Well this is this is super awkward now yeah I like that oh there’s a little baby villager oh it would be a shame if I kidnapped him guys I have a child now he’s a child it’s my child I just I just came into this Village took all their stuff

I don’t even I don’t need any of this I don’t know why I’m taking this you guys can have it I’m sorry I’m gonna put your stuff back but I am going to steal this child he’s like I know what you did that was my son name the sand child Jammy

Why Oak is a jam Jam nobody wants to trade with me they’re like not until you give us our child back well it’s never gonna happen villain Ark begins it’s fine it’s fine he’s gonna love it at my house he’s gonna love it welcome child he’s like Mommy Daddy hey you can’t escape

Is that how this works this is your new home now Jammy child of the Sand where’s he he’s trying to he’s trying to escape guys hey bad I know there’s not much for you to play with you’ll like you’ll learn to like it here I don’t know if he’s gonna

Despawn but I will enjoy him for whatever time he is here except that he just keeps opening and closing doors everywhere and it’s getting annoying already wait did he escape where the hell is he Jimmy where did he somehow get up here Jimmy I lost my child jelly did you see jammy jammy

Guys I think he escaped I think he ran back home oh I should have tied him up Gammy I don’t hear him opening and closing doors anymore I lost him uh all right well I guess I’ll go to prison speak that lasted long my child he left already oh hello where oh whatever

I was kind of in the middle of something but it’s okay um so is this my surprise no no your surprise is actually amazing best of all I made you some submarine Sandwiches oh that incredibly big oh my God these are the biggest sandwiches ever yes and what’s a better gift than an

Experience I have been working very hard okay because you know being a water witch I’m so lucky yeah and I wanted you to have some of the experience okay so I made you these boots oh um first of all it has depth Strider so you’ll be faster in the water and

Sand Walker which I have no idea what that is maybe I can walk quicker on sand maybe maybe I have a potion of water breathing and a potion of night vision if you’d like I would love for us to go on a swim sure all right let’s get this I’ll put this

Yes just put the boots on you’ll be faster in the water yep night vision so we see better okay I’m doing night vision and water breathing are you ready yes let’s go whoa this is cool right it’s it’s so nice being me it is what is this this is cute

Oh this is like a little bubble whatever I want to think I can also show you another bubble I have another one oh over here follow me oh whoa I love it oh Turtles a crab oh wait no it’s not a crab it’s a frog it’s close enough

Um I have a little cave whoa whoa meet my turtle what where did you get him or her I don’t know ah and um food up one day she’s already Nick whoa is that is that annoying she’s making is it named right now but she should be named this is oh she cute

She’s adorable and you can write time oh my gosh this is so cool they’re my turn to water sure oh there’s like a little seat oh this is so cute I forgot my second ability um I’m prepared I’m curious would you allow me to hit you okay

Okay cool I wanna I wanna see I want to see how that’s the most fun way I want to see how powerful I am when I do this ready okay okay I have a bread bar that I fill by eating bread and then when it’s full I get to do this oh

Did that hurt you did it hurt nope what but that’s that’s because I have like a very good amaron but yeah that’s cute though that’s my second ability it gives me Buffs for a little while like a little bit this Q that’s very nice

Oh she left the game let me put all my things away oh I can’t do it hello oh my God Bertha why are you so mean to me I thought we were buddies I don’t know who told you that darling but I’m here for some with some news oh you are a loser

Darling you are ah no I’m a winner inside well would you like to become a winner today yes I would love that well let’s go oh wait wait okay I grabbed my sword I’m good oh my gosh hello hello are we all losers loser loser oh yes the losers

Well hello losers oh yeah hi Berta hello it’s nice to see you all again it’s been a while [Laughter] oh yes um anyway do you know why I have bought you all here today um not really you just called me a loser and turned up at my house yes I did so

People like context clues I mean this is giving Gladiator Arena yeah I kind of have an idea oh my gosh it’s way but like it’s giving sleigh but like ah slay not like yeah slay you know exactly what I was hoping for oh yes so you’re all

Here today because you all sadly lost all of your original battles but you still have one last chance to be a winner in today’s battle you all will be facing off against a different boss the two players with the fastest time will then go head to head in a fight to the death Wait wait I have to kill you guys possibly you act like you’re not prepared I mean I don’t know if you look like a cactus I don’t want to kill you hey Chris I know you’re happy to see me but that’s I’m a tree oh you’re a tree I

Hope I don’t have to use it that’s less scary right are we ready girls No let’s see who goes first not me brother that’s one of you no no no no it’s you no it’s not it is you wanted to go first no no no no you would you were definitely telling me no I really wanted to go that’s an example we’re friends and you should definitely

Go first because that’s what friends do they let the other person go faster manipulated right the rest of you leave oh oh so Eloise let’s see who you’ll be facing what are you doing here well I just figured I’d see how the losers are doing It’s one of my favorites I’m so glad I hate the lips I hate the lips it was so easy I could do it in my sleep pretty sure you died multiple times well I think you should be quiet because you didn’t even get to try to kill it

Exactly I didn’t even get to show my abilities oh I slipped I slipped is that how it happened I don’t know I saw her perspective it didn’t look like yeah Joey I mean you said I pushed you off a cliff but you jumped off it oh there you go whoa oh This one before it’s flowing through the air I really hope whatever I fight just stays stationary so I can drop sand on it you might depends actually your mind oh what happened wait ah whoa all right I did it she did it she did it there she is I really hope

That that wasn’t too fast because I don’t want to kill her right girls line up I’m scared I don’t like waiting let’s see who will be facing the Boss Next You’re killing me praise you I mean no yeah well it’s gonna be this is gonna be the longest what if I can just never beat it though well um believe in yourself okay I hope for a stationary non-flying one easiest one easiest one easiest one what happened oh wait I got this oh

Avoid Blossom Oh thanks oh good it doesn’t fly I can I can do this it sounds cute it’s a blossom how bad could it be cute oh is it yeah I just realized if I die no where I’ll probably spawn back home oh yeah and it’s there’s a very good possibility

If she dies she’s eliminated okay so she can’t go home all right fair enough okay just never see her again are you ready darling I hope so what is that sound let’s go no I don’t oh oh oh it is pretty cool what’s it do oh what’s it do thing yeah take that

It’s not doing anything Lord and break the other sports what flowers oh on the ground on the sand hold on I don’t know what to do sword I was this is very stressy I’ve just blocked my own view though I’m On Top oh okay okay I’m fine oh it’s gonna keep hitting

You guys oh you’re nearly you know we’re done yeah I am no no you have to break though wait what you break him you’ve got this darling it’s taking so long what one oh oh my God there we go did I do it yay yay congratulations I did it it took forever Yay you did an amazing job oh thanks good it was really fast at least 30 seconds oh wow that’s really good you guys all making fun of me up here oh what Pals I’m just happy I didn’t die you’re not bless you our final two remain let’s see who’s

Next is it you no is it you maybe oh my God oh my gosh I’m nervous nether gauntlet Oh wow look at her go come on Tiffany oh is it me or does it look like she’s using fire magic because I’m a little confused my precious sound gonna lie there is definitely some external damage to the sides of this building okay I’m kind of happy I got the flower

Now she’s almost mean Oh I think she got it yeah if priz gets the number one spot when it gets revealed I’m turning into brizz oh my gosh I I brought one just to like you could use it well hello darling hi hi it looks like you’re the last one

Yeah I want to tell you personally who you’ll be facing off against um it’s somebody you probably fear more than anyone ever it’s murder oh wait really no just kidding right pick your boss getting this yeah well she just looks cute she’s like no oh no

It’s like I would have been dead by now yeah killed you like I think it got her low because you can see her healing going into stage three of course you don’t want to be in there he’s not doing stuff spawned again oh no that’s so mean that they spawned in again

Oh there it is I’m here darling and I’m here to present you all with the results okay it’s me right I win uh you know what Bertha even if I didn’t win this it’s okay because I tried my best and you know what I got I got

Challenged by the hardest boss so you know what I feel good in myself you’re all wonderful and I love you very much I didn’t die so I’m proud of myself [Applause] I don’t recommend please who’s got to fight Bertha oh no so in last place with a time of six minutes and 22

Seconds so it’s really good wow that was under 10 minutes I think that’s pretty cool you didn’t die Lauren yeah that’s all that matters I didn’t die I am proud of you in third place we have Chris Marina oh with a time of three minutes and 51

Seconds this has to be closed surely oh meaning that our top two competitors today are Eloise oh no and tip oh no matter she knows she knows about us I can’t believe I just got hit by a gun yes I apologize I apologize I apologize I’m not this behind right anyway I mean

Not that it matters because you both will be fighting in the final fight to the death however Eloise you were second with a score of two minutes 45 and Tiff you were the boss winner with a score of one minute and 50 seconds whoa that felt like a lifetime though

Bertha I’m going to have to have a discussion with you because I don’t think those bosses were very fair on me yes well that’s what therapy is for darling so let’s get to battling come on you got popcorn who do we think’s gonna win well it doesn’t matter to me

Let me do that I missed it what happened oh what did she do to her yeah I know she’s just incinerator I didn’t die I did not have high hopes that I would make it disappointed in me now ladies you all did an amazing job I must say

I’m very proud of every single one of you really thank you no I’m not sure that’s why I said no so anyways it is a resort so relax after this then you’re more than welcome by the way entries 100 diamonds just so you know uh shush shush shush

Anyway let’s go goodbye everybody bye bye