If I Die Minecraft Gets More Realistic…

Minecraft looks terrible that’s so much better every time i die minecraft gets more realistic if this bar at the top fills up all the way i’m going to be trapped in minecraft forever this is worse than the alpha version of minecraft look at this lava also i love

How my heart is just one giant red block along with my food look at this water dude what is this i don’t even know what that is oh it’s poppy these are flowers wait let me guess dandelions and what does the crafting table look like i can

Barely tell the two apart look that’s a crafting table and that is a spruce plank okay so our sticks looks like preyer beads or some other kind of bead as i discovered this terrible looking world i had no idea how realistic my world was about to become i

Want to make a pickaxe one stick is all you need to make the entire wooden thing look at this in my hand all right very useful what about the axe can we make an axe like that it kind of looks like a scythe can’t even tell them a part of my

Inventory and i thought it was safe because this is only the first level of realism but then this happened oh and that’s it i think it’s a tree that’s on fire oh no we already died oh the world is so much more realistic i’m gonna get

A little bit more wood oh and the entire tree falls down now and you even get sticks from it look at my pickaxe it’s like it’s been upgraded but for some reason my face hasn’t also we have two hearts now and i can tell that these are actual drumsticks and this is definitely

Cold even the leaves are so much better looking i can actually tell now that this is dangerous and the lava looks so much better is it a pig oh he’s standing that is a panic oh my gosh looks like piggy from roblox hello pig i don’t like

How he’s standing and looking at me right now i can’t hit him oh you have to hit his bottom oh he’s so beefy oh he looks like a snow golem he looks 100 normal but not normal oh look at the flowers they’re so much better oh alfajor villager give me some

Meat oh yeah you gotta hit his bottom give me meat i need that chicken what are you doing an air golem okay this looks better oh i can see my body dude and ain’t nobody want to see my body except for my wife let’s punch it oh oh my god what what

There’s physics now you can kick grass that you break look at this like i’m kicking a soccer ball sorry football europeans even when you swing your pickaxe it looks realistic this is incredible yes it is this all looks really cool but we have a problem i’ve already died two times and the realism

Is increasing quickly we have to slow down or we are going to be in big trouble oh we have regular sheep now sorry i’m like bouncing all over the place all right let’s make some tools you are what you make wait where did that cheap go we gotta chop them

Oh that is graphic what about a whole tree can we chop the whole thing down you can so after i finished grabbing all the essentials i headed down to the caves bad idea see just his body rolled down oh and it’s a mine shaft this could not get

Perfect oh gosh oh gosh i’m so scared would you look at that look how big his body is let’s kick it down wait i hear an enderman oh i can’t see oh no no no i’m stuck in realism oh no it’s in that genderman oh i didn’t mean

To hit him i’m so sorry wait wait i’m dying too quickly we are on level four and things are starting to ramp up fast my hearts are now hearts wait now look at that the rooster chicken he’s like an actual rooster now oh his eyes he’s a demon time come here demon chicken

Holy guacamole the grass is also spreading onto the cobblestone what is this i don’t know what half of these things are i started to get the hang of staying away from danger but i wasn’t ready for what was about to happen look at that that is a spider and a half

Ladies and gentlemen oh and i am now i’m bleeding oh oh okay crafting table goes down we’re gonna look i’ve played enough video games to know that there’s bandages and we need oak leaves to make them oh look at this the bleeding bar keeps going down too oh we gotta go fast

Yes all right just curious what happens if the bleed bar gets low oh we’re taking damage but you can stop there with the bandages so one set of bandages completely negates the bleed effect oh i can feel diamonds oh no why did i do that oh bandage fast bandage bandage bandage yes

That is going to take some getting used to all right so any form of fall damage applies to bleed all right we’re looking for some diamonds look at that redstone it’s magnificent looking this is my last piece of meat this is it all right diamonds you better be close got the

Diamond nose i can’t even see look at this the realism particles it’s hard to tell whatever i don’t know what direction i’m mining it oh it’s a ravine oh and there is diamonds yes come on oh this should be the worst time wait we should make a bucket i want i want to

See how the water looks oh my goodness christchurch how beautiful these diamond blocks look i can’t even see them the diamond block particles are magnificent though oh and we found so many diamonds this is way more than i normally find maybe this isn’t so realistic looks like i’ve been transplanted into a

New world the world is now ultra realistic i can’t move i’m pressing my w key i’ve got to be overweight that’s the only thing i can think about of why i wouldn’t be able to move oh my gosh just look at the table you can even see the

Hammer and the saw on the side of it is there something like a backpack or a satin we can make it looks like a chest is it just a chest can i actually equip this okay right click oh dude baby got back oh and we can actually move now and

Look when you throw items on the ground it just sticks oh i have never seen water this good looking i think this might be more realistic than real life water this is like being in the bahamas or something oh what well i’m gonna break that again

Like this it did like a backflip albino spiders okay he’s an albino that means white or skinless cuddle i don’t know it’s colorful oh look at this sheep i just then when you kill it that guy looks like he makes some mean chocolate milk oh it’s so good and look at the

Leather and everything it’s like three dimensional on the ground now i think that’s oh look at they’re filthy oh what was that pig you were telling the audience to subscribe thank you pig why are you so dirty must cleanse you from this world brown chicken what look

At it you can even look at his little like chicken feet get in the lava chicken go oh his body floated up all right play time’s over we have to get back to business oh do i even want to go in a cave i hear skeletons hello

What i blocked with my shield you can still bleed through a shield oh this is so much damage look at his eyes are glowing oh oh my he’s on fire did you see that you don’t need to do we need to make a torch oh my gosh

This is an experience oh my word and look at that it’s cold that looks so good i really truly feel like i’m underground now this is how minecraft should be played like that i can see the skeleton’s eyes oh and it’s a great i didn’t even see the creeper fully camouflaged into that

Wall oh my god those no no no no no i need to make the diamond axe i’m not gonna survive in this world without it so much better now look at these webs is this a mine shaft oh this is the last place we want to be right now when minecraft is realistic

Oh it’s a creeper oh how did he why oh my gosh oh and there’s a spider behind him this is not the end for us this is just the beginning i don’t like how the zombies look i’m not a big fan too scary five me oh that’s the spawner that’s why we were

Dying zombie villager from where oh we are getting to the point to where my computer is screaming i didn’t think minecraft could get any more realistic or better looking i’m disproven every single time look at this i’m like tarzan on these trees at this point i bled out

Killed realistic mutants in the dark and then this oh oh no whoa i heard a crunch i think we broke our leg i’m able to walk barely but we can’t jump anymore how am i supposed to fix a broken leg i am not a doctor hey siri how long does

It take for a broken leg to fix it could take several weeks to several months for your broken leg to heal time has passed and i am now bearded hey but my leg isn’t broken anymore look at this could actually move around so good note do not break your legs we are going

To stand not that high we’re gonna stay near the ground i quickly realized i was only two levels away from reaching the most realistic version of minecraft ever we need to be more careful than we’ve been i’ve been enjoying it so much that i’ve been taking unnecessary amounts of

Damage but no longer we didn’t grow this beard for nothing oh look how realistic the lava looks oh no oh what was that oh no skeleton no no oh my god the zombie what oh my i feel like this is what christopher columbus felt like when he discovered america and whoever

Discovered that the world is not flat it’s a giant sphere it’s spherical oh oh you have to be careful if you’re not too careful when walking you can fall into a cave we found a village oh thank the lord this is perfect get out

Of my way sheep i need you to move oh get me out of here yes this is perfect blocking this up yeah good luck getting in here zombies oh nothing can hurt me oh oh excuse me sir no no no no no no no

This won’t be no no no no no this is a creeper standoff that’s it you’re going to pound town oh no whoa this is way too realistic