If Minecraft Was Controlled By School…

So i heard minecraft got a new update and it’s about time i try it out Whoa what what the hell is this i don’t know what that was but let’s try this again oh yes it looks like it’s working now w how did these get here you are kidding me i can’t believe this is actually a feature such a joke hey whoa what where did this come from

[Applause] all i wanted was a relaxing evening okay looks like i need to upgrade some of my tools and then i’ll look for some iron make a stone pickaxe i what the heck is happening ah here’s some food oh i’ve been looking forever I can’t even eat food oh here’s some iron this would definitely be enough for some armor let’s make an iron helmet and there we go this is this isn’t a hat what well so far this has been a disaster i can’t eat food i can’t wear any sort of helmet and i can’t

Offer oh there’s a village yes now i can trade this is a no i misclicked what no no no it wasn’t seriously well at least i got a fair bit of emeralds they’re gonna be super helpful later wait what just happened where am i oh come on

Wait these are the problems this is going to be so easy uh no i i don’t need help oh how do i turn it off so these problems are actually very simple if you break it down well no sh take the problem five minus two now the

Best way to think about this is to imagine that you have five creepers and then two blow up how many creepers do you have left well is it isn’t that obvious that’s correct three creepers what does this game become time to go to the nether we need

To get blaze ruts and some gold to trade with the pig ones oh here we go Uh okay i think i’m gonna brew some strength potions there we go oh protection three i’ll take that oh no man looks like the stronghold is this way i don’t know how much more i can take oh finally made it here it’s time to slay this dragon This should be it yes boy does this feel good i wonder what i should do next five paragraph