If we don’t get 1st place, the video ends. (Minecraft Build Battle)

Hello hello today we are going to uh the video ends when we lose that’s right aka don’t get first place no do get first place first one baby try hard come on chemistry elephant bad sad night elephants elephants never forget never forget what anything total recall be careful what you say about elephants

They’ll use it against you what if they’re lying hook them up to a lie detector light detectors don’t work elephants can’t speak so how many rounds are we gonna last do you think um at least five okay and if we lose it’s gonna be because you have beaten fair square

Or there’s gonna be trouble because they cheated and the democracy has failed yeah i agree we will say it was rigged the voting was counted unfair yeah that’s what you will say but check the ballots but is it true you ever seen an elephant in real life

I have smelled one whoo my condolences yeah wild animals smell yeah some humans also smell oh yeah i’ve been in the gym once there was this dude who you could literally smell him from 10 meters away they say you cannot smell yourself i think that might be true because goddamn

What if he’s a sociopath and he wants other people to smell it of course not people are too nice to tell him that he smiles so they just pretend like they don’t smell it yeah but he might say i have a very hard time making friends

People are not really eager to talk to me they don’t accept my invites you can make friends just not in the gym do all elephants have tusks not if they’ve been cut off oh by a ivory poacher is it not like a male or female thing possible i know nothing about elephants

I thought the male female distinction was a bit lower the horn is a bit lower down i think there could be multiple areas i mean look at humans we’re done cool pretty good nice let’s change the floor to increase our chances of winning boom oh just increased it by 50 that’s a

Nice build until you go around and you check and what the hell where’s the other half of the body hollywood secrets revealed done we should be able to secure the first win with this unless there’s a troll or a pro yep that’s not loading first build pretty good good good decent

We can still win wrong biome they live in the desert next it’s glitched and it’s drinking oh that looks like a turtle slash mouse combo okay cool these look like dogs three elephants and this looks like a table look at that flat surface great for putting stuff okay pixel art

That’s not great it has holes come on could have picked a better one used google or something another table why do people still do this in 2021 new players every week okay oh is that among us let me check it is definitely oh funny okay poop oh my god

Super pop i hope this doesn’t win then it will be three legendaries oh no we got to look at those eyes your eyes are so beautiful so big and round like pearls pretty good not bad cool everything is ours that’s pretty good not sure if he can beat the peepee

Uh-oh i see many poops i see one legendary dang it next up we got someone’s legs oh my god cool cool we win this one secured only nine to go good job Second round fire truck helicopter catapult pond bike riding helicopter helicopters so dangerous just kidding i think they’re pretty cool the great thing about helicopters is they can hover unlike planes that’s right the bad thing about helicopters is um you know a lot of people think that when a helicopter

The engine shuts off you just drop like a brick turns out that is not true you actually glide just like in a plane what what if you’re above water you can glide onto land what if you’re above the ocean yeah they screwed yeah but the same can be said about the plane

Can’t it a plane can glide much further than a helicopter okay now the real downsides of helicopters razor planes is they are not as fast horizontally they use a lot more power gas they cannot lift as much weight yep both are very cool yeah cool man flying

Yeah awesome i might get a pilot’s license one day same sounds very fun harrison ford is a pilot in his free time a private pilot yes just just for himself he was on the news for that crashed you know if we lose around we could technically just cut it out

Through the powers of video editing and then what then we can pretend like we’re better at build battle than we are genius i’m so smart that looks decent ah not bad we done we should be able to win with this should and if we don’t we use my trick

Well start voting 15 seconds you’re still building well you even made a pilot in there attention for detail no one’s gonna notice here we go time to start voting here we go first one terrible what does the sign say we want losers haha why is that guy voting super poop what

What the hell what come on we gotta win that’s that’s pretty good good good next green good pretty good how do they have a black door do you see it no this is a lighting arrow oh it’s a fire this one’s going vertical uh oh you did good good

Military yeah must be military camo camouflage nice good red look at it you cannot escape it hey that’s two wins in the bag good job nice Third round maybe foot pogo sticks anchor bug thrown throne we’re gonna make a nice chair don’t oversell it the throne is just a chair but it’s a special chair yeah it’s just very expensive expensive chair not that plastic stool in your bathroom the statute is if you want

A chair made for king it has to be a toilet but the king doesn’t stand up the king doesn’t move you think the king sits on his throne all day long the king rules with an iron fist we modern humans we already live like kings did back in the day

Medieval times you know it looks very nice very romantic the middle ages prince on a white horse living in the palace no you would have been a peasant 99 of people would have been a peasant farmer tending the fields dying from the plague this build is looking a little sus yeah

Right now it does look it’s so sauce right now with the fill of that hole with one glass no wow your majesty’s chair is very high what looks fine looks like his legs won’t be floating that’s it pretty nice are we gonna win not sure well you can just look at the

Length of the video if the video is only one minute remaining then we lose well look at it then i’m looking well what does it say what is the length of the video i did though 30 30 minutes maybe nice time first build pretty good wow there’s a massive hole in it

Oh is dream taking a dump what that’s not a problem is it naked it’s porn portal portal why do i see two legendaries come on super poop we got the throne room red carpet pretty good nice okay there’s our trusty old chair i see one legendary two legendaries i don’t see any

I see i think they’re giving everyone legendary we got the king or queen either though the chair is so small who’s the guy next to him his son the prince that’s decent very high look at that so high cool nice whoa so many jewel blocks toilet

I don’t see a hole you just kind of keep on the seat like that we have a castle and then it’s completely open with the chair yep cool nice castle villagers i think this is church yeah welcome to the lord’s own cat okay that’s pretty nice wow i like the reds

Really nice that looks great ice and fire sick fizzle that’s pretty good nice uh what’s it called banner sure big-ass banner fourth round eiffel tower race car earth eating competition boot race car we are going to make a ferrari ferrari yes we are going to make a yellow car yellow ferrari

Yep ugly no beautiful you’re gonna get sued that is something ferrari does they sue the customers they didn’t actually sue they just sent a seasoned assist letter which is just as bad yeah that mosque he put the nyan cat on his ferrari great publicity right what does ferrari do

Cease and desist you are ruining the image of our brand screw ferrari i’m never buying a ferrari ferrari you are ruining the image of your brand i will never buy a ferrari not because what you did to that mouse but because i cannot afford one yeah the people who actually buy

Ferraris are like yeah that’s right that’s right seasoned assistant guy we are known as rich pricks come on don’t put it young cat on there don’t associate us with the new money there’s young people with the memes they drive lamborghinis not ferraris it’s true though your car says some stuff about you

If you have a lamborghini i think a small peepee and if you have a tesla you smell your own thoughts if you drive a hybrid you most likely vote liberal ok if you have a pickup truck you most likely vote conservative true it’s just facts man it’s just facts

You spin effects two and a half minutes we need to hurry up oh yes yes we do otherwise the video is gonna end it needs a spoiler holder make one spoiler alert boom spoiler nice oh my god this looks more like a volkswagen beetle than a race car whose fault is that yours

Why it just is whatever it’s evolving oh it looks like a beetle that’s what i said who did this what the hell man you it was all you all me yes 100 if it looked good i would take credit the lines are not sleek enough these are not the lines of a

Sports car shouldn’t have made a ferrari then the wheels are so small compared to the height of the car dang it this could be our losing round right here oh boy this could be the last round we still make a chance a f8 not a big chance

Well let’s start coding here we go oh boy oh no let’s see the votes oh no i see one legendary i see two epics i see four goods okay next next up oh damn oh we got mario look at the steering wheel it’s right in front of his face

That’s just like formula one you can see where you’re going what oh dream again you serious dream and among us he cheated that’s among us that is among us actually actually i’m not so sure about that looks like a farting bus we have a formula one

I think or is it nascar i cannot tell the difference cool oh wow this is so small man let’s check the sign do we get extra credit for being shrek nope pope you got poop oh that looks like a cart a wheelbarrow okay cool that’s pretty cool check the sign

Bad race car or something okay ma that’s among us just hiding just because it’s red and has this window right here yeah that kind of looks like our car nice nice how are you ever going to overtake them though yeah good question can’t overtake no okay you can go over i guess

Among us just kidding what’s with the wheels they’re completely oriented wrong terrible don’t tell me this is to win it makes no sense don’t let us win people Four wins baby still going four wins fifth round baby skating rink island rat hand screw island we’re gonna make a floating island because that’s cool floating i agree that’s pretty cool this floating island is going to be massive that’s how you win not some small little puny ass tiny teeny weeny

Size matters that’s why there are weight classes in fighting sports oh that’s why little guy can’t beat a big guy no matter how strong he is it goes against the laws of physics yeah the big guy is more rich what can floyd mayweather do against mike tyson

When the guy is 30 pounds on him wouldn’t be a fair fight i would like to see that though yeah same i’m gonna add some trees good i’m gonna make a house well great commentary cool nice what kind of house uh typical typical starter home so dirt my first minecraft house was

Probably dirt why do you even need to make a house anymore you can just sleep in the bed problem solved to put your chests and stuff that’s it yeah shulker box you need some well then first you need to get a shulker box it’s not that easy enough

In the next update they’re actually gonna increase the height map instead of 256 you’ll be able to go into negative oh oh so basically it’s gonna be more like terraria you know that uh that sounds cool but i’m not gonna experience it because build battle is 1.8 oh

I don’t even know what they added in one point uh 15 14. we’re already on 1.17 yeah see i don’t even know what they added in 1.15 add like a waterfall and vines and stuff yep waterfall maybe some birds waterfall is a good idea yeah do it boom 30 seconds it’s decent

Nice one it’s pretty good can we win a fifth time i think we can let’s vote look at my trees they’re so beautiful i see them first that’s all you made in seven better minutes good sauce come on among us again just kidding sos good good good that’s all you have to say

Yep we have a tent with a bed and a chest speed boat seen this too many times island baby oh cakes in a boat i’m in a boat there goes your boat i stole your boat suckers oh i broke it floating island just like us nice although it looks like

It’s being held up by this water oh illusion optical illusion nice we have a rabbit it says rabbit island yeah yeah yeah it’s a real thing i believe now it was easter island that’s pretty good nice umbrella private beach there’s our floating island massive look at my trees they’re so beautiful look at

My house it’s a house it’s not bad we have a big ass island cows pig with saddle wow nobody’s gonna write the pick i’ll do it oh never mind five wins five wins we can keep going forever Sixth round bite bird catapult crayons fly tooth catapult we’re gonna make an angry looking bird being fired from a slingshot huh must be coincidence then the bird is so angry it looks red you ever use a slingshot in your knife yes same here oh works but i don’t see how

It’s better than just throwing it’s not maybe it’s more accurate though if it’s a very small projectile i guess like a rock yeah like a rock or a sunflower seed shoot them out the window but yeah if you’re shooting something big then throwing it is better now you scale it up and boom

Catapult do you know the difference between a catapult and a traffic kit of course of course i know that okay okay one uses gravity and the other one uses elasticity that’s right that’s completely right spot on everyone knows that spot on now we are going to make the bird which

Happens to be red yeah because it’s angry this is pure coincidence why are you making among us again look at it what the hell are you talking about look from the top that’s among us just cause there’s a hole yes just cause there’s a hole very suspicious there are many more

Things with a hole those are eyebrows yeah it’s a massive okay the toothache maybe fixed oh it’s a mono brown eyeballs make it angry it’s not angry right now we want the bird to look angry for no idea why is it not happy why why you want to make it angry

It’s being shot from a catapult yeah he loves it no he does it’s exhilarating rush of adrenaline he also doesn’t have any wings he hates it someone took this bird stripped its wings off mushed it into a ball and then shot it out of a their wings are not stripped

Off he’s just holding them close to his body so you can’t see them then why does it need a catapult you could just fly because it’s a chicken it’s a chicken yeah there you have it and chickens are not very good at flying no wonder it’s angry

If you’re a chicken you should be angry done cool that’s pretty good nice yeah pretty good we can win we can alright let’s vote all right all right all right here we go that’s poop can’t even see it why would you use snow come on

What did you even make i don’t even know poop dessert next up that’s a trap come on that’s not a catapult okay there’s a traffic jam i see a counterweight come on dude good wait what is a catapult it uses elasticity are you sure there’s not a slingshot what maybe

Trembouche is also a catapult and that is a catapult i don’t see a counterweight okay yeah there must be some elasticity in there what is this that’s poop boop looks like a dude with two legs yep another trebuchet no it’s not where’s the counterweight you’re right it’s like a spoon so if

It’s like a spoon it’s a catapult um that’s a chubby shame my guy where’s the counterweight okay you’re right where’s the gun away okay cool nice castle though oh yeah this shoots creepers pretty cool nice nice one it looks like a spoon nice but that’s a trebuchet how do you know

I didn’t know just kidding who cares just vote based on what the build looks good like saying that word oh wow that’s epic that that’s beautiful epic good job nice cave and everything reels that’s not a catapult that’s a slingshot is it the same thing or not i don’t know

I don’t get it who cares just who cares yeah who cares nice nice nice nice nice nice nice super duper nice that’s nice that’s dope seventh round lucky seven baby oh boy nail golem solar system bed light bulb bed we’re gonna make a bunk bed which bunk do you prefer

Top bunk bottom bunk i prefer bottom oh i don’t like being up high while i’m asleep because that could mean i fall off or something yeah those dreams where you uh wake up i’ve fallen off my bed like once or twice in my life wow except when you fall off the normal bed

It doesn’t matter what did you notice did it wake you up no i just woke up next to the bed instead of inside of it yeah well did you really fall off then or were you sleepwalking sleepwalking what i got up and then lay down next to my bed yeah

Um i don’t know i probably just slid off the bed really slowly how can you slide off the bed slowly well you start with the with the head and then you know your belly and boom your feet last boom cha-cha real smooth there’s a rail right top bunk yes yeah no problem

Can’t fall off unless you real smooth go over the reel it’s possible yeah then you’re sleepwalking no you keep rolling and rolling and rolling until you go over roll over a reel yeah why not wow the rail isn’t that high it’s only like five to ten centimeters

Is not a roll anymore it’s literally a push okay then it’s a push maybe you’re having a dream where you’re rolling you’re doing a snow angel and boom in real life you fall out but what happens there are some videos on the internet of people filming themselves sleepwalking they filmed themselves

Using a security camera or something there’s one where this woman she goes outside to a front yard and starts throwing soda cans on the lawn that’s messed up why would you throw soda cans i didn’t know stupid the plants need water too huh they need diet coke only three minutes remaining

This is a big build where’s the top bunk i’m making it good we done oh nice pretty good pretty good let me make a pillow bunk bed baby double the points make one bet singular points two bets double that’s cheating why did i make the bottom blank and white

Who does that that makes no sense no minecraft beds are other way around yeah messed up so first build oh nice campfire nice tents a full on bed in a cab how does that fit that’s a big tent that’s a minecraft bed why is this sticking out right here it’s

Like caving in on itself gonna bump yourself oh come on you’re ready to receive poop you’re in a doggy position nice one nice nightstand it says 1am how do you know it’s a.m okay 8pm but look it’s nighttime so what the hell superboob what the hell

These guys are dutch come on shame on you we have a zombie bed yeah this is a zombie top and zombie plane even that’s a little v thing oh what is this monsters under the bed oh no shiren his mother’s ed sheeran really scary that sucks they have a creeper or a

Sheep creeper sheets creeper blanket and there’s a spider under the bed oh vacuum this is long one see you see this it’s one and then 100 minutes how does that look what well there’s there’s our bed bunk bed come on beautiful double points come on that deserves a legendary come

On i see one legendary do it do it dope your bed has a hole how you gonna sleep on that you just sleep in a fetal position nice lamp what does the sign say jake in the giant ha huh okay oh seven wins seven wins nice Round eight wow ring guitar tank snake beanstalk tank i’m gonna make a tank well tanks really changed the game in the world war or something world war one i don’t know the germans now actually what changed the game was planes in world war ii oh yeah planes op son

They patched the game aviation patch new dlc package the germans had a special technique called the lightning warfare or a blitzkrieg okay first they would send in the planes and drop bombs on them then quickly the tanks followed to clean up the janitors and finally the ground

Infantry oh that’s a good technique but nowadays you can just you know drone strike we have full on planes now that are literally controlled like with the joystick like a video game like a video game and down at your laptop and you see a video feed

You can’t even see it it’s so high up and then boom missile you don’t even see your enemy amazing that’s that’s great makes you wonder why we still need soldiers yeah in an ideal world we don’t need weapons keep dreaming buddy in an ideal world there is peace

What can you do when russia decides to invade north korea comes in and you have no weapons what are you gonna yeah that’s why you do need weapons for self defense yeah sucks just don’t be the bad guy only use it for self defense who is the bad guy i’m a bad guy

I don’t think yellow is a very good color for a tank i mean it would uh stick out like a sore thumb what if you’re battling and urine yeah what if you’re finding in piss what about the desert though okay i guess that’s kind of yellow yeah yeah but not this bright yellow

No it’s more like beige beige no not beige just sand yeah just sand the color sand not a nice color although how would a tank drive in the desert can it drive through sand it’s not all sand this is very dry while you’re in the sahara desert it’s literally elsa and

Yeah but who fights in the sahara desert i don’t know it’s possible okay should there be a flag on it sure i don’t care or just an antenna i’m gonna put it on patch right here okay pretty good looks pretty good put some blinkers on there blinkers so you can indicate

Which way you’re gonna shoot well then indicate right and shoot left some headlights we also need brake lights obviously these things drive on a regular road sometimes that’s it nice done that has to win that’s beautiful it has to it must although the barrel looks a little short it’s a sawed-off let’s vote

Here we go eighth round oh that’s pretty good it has cannons in the wheels that is surprisingly good good good surprisingly good good good good that’s not that good uh why is it right at the peepee i hope that’s not on purpose i think it is is this a leprechaun go oh wow

Looks like they’ve been shooting at turtles looks like poop on top nice not bad go two of them damn pretty good okay nice camouflage can’t even see it where’s the tank all i see is a bush like a ghillie suit for a tank called there is ours oh

Made for the desert that’s why it’s yellow the color i see an epic vote i see a legendary vote yep next up a table it is super wide wow okay two wins eight wins eight awesome how many more twelve ninth round wow wow ninth motorbike girl wizard leaf pirates

Motorbike uh first of all let me just say it’s got a motorcycle hypixel yeah who calls it a motorbike motorbike must be a canadian thing because this is a canadian canadian run server these guys are from kidweck which is a french-speaking part of china quebec china what the hell am i talking about

Why did i say china canada yeah it’s weird how a lot of people over there in quebec don’t even speak english yeah why is that well a lot of people in the rest don’t speak french true what do you have to say about that isn’t canadian the official language canadian

Canadian i speak american son now let me do an impression of a canadian serious okay go ahead oh you got a lot of snow over there your driveway what are you talking about a boat about a boat no here’s the real reason the french and english had a bit of a feud

Oh yes that’s why the french don’t like to learn english that’s why well everywhere in europe everyone knows english in the netherlands there’s a higher english literacy rate than there is in the united states and canada but not in france in france they refuse to learn english of course french

People know english what are you talking about they just refuse to speak it that’s all oh so when you’re asking for directions in paris yeah they actually understand you perfectly but they will reply in french yeah they refuse to speak english i believe there’s some truth to that

Interesting or they will they will get mad if you are a tourist specifically american tourist yeah french people are not exactly known to be a friendly to tourists but a french person would tell you no that’s just cause you went to paris the rest of france very nice

That’s true come to the rest of france don’t go to paris that’s probably true there’s this thing called paris syndrome oh yes that’s a motorbike it looks great beautiful that’s another win beautiful looks good man yeah good job i would write that would you no i think you’re too too dangerous

Here we go time to start voting here we go first is that a bike it looks like a car next up is that among portal wheels that’s among us look at those wheels though that’s sick it looks like a sausage boop that’s not bad although the wheels look a little flat flat tire

Happens cool oh um oh what happened oh damn it’s a motorbike you gotta decapitate it holy moly holy crap that’s a pretty epic build though where’s the motorbike even wooden motorbike how does that work where’s the engine you’d kick it with your feet green

Why is he naked oh or is he wearing a full suit of bad colored stuff there’s ours yeah that looks great that’s a low rider man sick harley honey davidson oh baby this looks like mario kart bike we sure win a lot when we’re not doing a challenge okay

That’s nine wins baby nine we still got it good to know room room nine tenth round oh my god double digits throne llama palm tree moon world llama we’re gonna make a llama pink if this is a spanish word it would be yama well is it a spanish orange i don’t know

Why would they spell it with double l it has to be yama yama miyamoto your name would be because the j is pronounced or is it it’s not that strong is it jose yeah wait it’s who says i’m jose you should have jose okay hey what the hell what the hell the h

Is silent so my name would be arie adi adi yeah wow so your name would be my name llamas are great because they spit it’s funny that’s what makes them terrible what other animal spits though humans yeah humans okay if you spit you’re just a douchebag sometimes there’s a little bit of flam

Flam back there it’s funny though this this animal actually spits at people football players spit all the time the not american football singers also spit yeah smokers what does spitting do though i don’t know but it’s funny doesn’t matter if it’s effective i don’t think it’s effective there’s no acid in there or

Poison i don’t think they got venomous spit no i guess the enemy is so disgusted that they run away what enemy though it’s usually just humans messing around with the llama getting too close in their face they’re natural predators before they were put into the zoo

Yeah put a rug on there nice little spanish rug if it’s in fact spanish i don’t know what it is well there’s a double l so has to be spanish right it could be mexican okay just called hispanic then or latin latin x why did it call aladdin though i thought the romans

Spoke latin i don’t know so many great questions so little answers let’s see how does it look pretty good decent pretty good look at his face cute looks like a skeleton wearing a suit does look like a skeleton that’s because the face is supposed to stick out

Not go in like that whatever well it’s too late to fix it now time to vote the tenth round oh baby can we win first build that’s a chipmunk what look at the cheeks okay there we go it’s spitting oh why didn’t an r split that looks amazing that big

Kind of looks like a rat epic there’s ours pink why isn’t it spitting yeah why didn’t you make it you made the face it wasn’t me i think we’re gonna lose uh-oh i only see poops the video is gonna end what the hell is that wow what is that that’s hilarious oh

What um is it spitting backwards that’s the flaming hair oh cool good fortnight night llama people still play fortnite no it’s all about among us now yep the fats come and go uh the pixar this one’s gold i like the pixel art there’s a goat oh that one’s naked and this one’s hairy

Adi cool and pretty cute it’s blushing cold okay pixel art okay okay pretty lame i feel like we might not win i’m starting to doubt uh oh this one’s pretty big cool green room among us fourths