Join the Adventure in Pirates SMP | Episode 1

Hello there pull up a stool and let me tell you A Tale one of Bravery one of betrayal and one of sacrifice this here is the pirate Isles the four pirate factions cover the island together kite who thirst for battle castros who seek wealth herons who yearn for Discovery and Nightingales who seek

Adventure you’re just in time for recruitment day pirates from across the seas have sailed their way here to be sorted into these four factions unfortunately this here crowd of Misfits is not the center of our story for a far darker future lies ahead of them one that has begun to Fester under their

Very foreign oh absolutely exciting ecstatic even oh I can’t wait let’s see if we can get the best of the best we want to get those little Scoundrels like last time exactly we want to make sure we’re bringing in you know the wealthy ones yeah

Strong you know I could take a fight and steal some some money from people too you know maybe some that are rather dashing oh yeah well cats Yeah Yeah clean clean you don’t want those that are like a little dirty you know a little dirt behind the ears exactly like

To play in the dirt of course we want we want those to take fast showers oh yeah yeah at least the bubble bath twice oh three times a day a week oh yeah at least a week at least oh God it’s already night time wow are you a new recruits

A recruit for what why are you all named Castro oh yeah we’re cool and we’re rich yeah you want money you’re rich yeah where do you keep your wealth yeah it’s in the bank in a very Secure Vault in a very wow very respectable please point me in the direction of said

Respectful votes oh it’s down there take a look thank you thank you bye no I was trying to help him you smell pretty good I smell good thank you yeah very salty the sea water it really mixes with the beer to get you with that potent pop oh

I love a good cold and pop that’s my favorite thing oh my gosh I used to have a coat like that yeah what happened to it I got shot in the back and then my hat was stolen and I lost my ketamine stole my coat I don’t think stealing it

Rash fine you reclaimed my coat yeah he didn’t shoot you or anything who shot you oh I doubt there I doubt you know them around here oh we know a lot of people around here trust us yeah they go by the name as oing oin oh who are these people serenade us

Wait people hello we were just on the pot oh how much money do you have me get out of the way kites no way come over here there’s no stealing in the pirate aisle in the faction office where’d he go well we’re not gonna kill him we’re just

Going to hurt him a little bit oh you’re a new recruit as well oh no no no I’m I’m just here to see what the pirate life is about how much money do you have oh I don’t know he’s not worth our time yeah not worth it goodbye

Person kite person how much do you charge for an execution oh um how much do you have well no that’s not how it works around here we just have a lot you know okay well poor person get out of here huh excuse me [Laughter] the poor person would just walk that way

Of roughing up 55. 55 not bad enough extra roughing upwards it’s ketchup pretty rough yeah it’s pretty pretty dog rough yeah yeah one to six I’d give it a I’d give it a six oh it’s pretty rough it’s pretty rough that’s pretty rough yeah yeah whoever is gonna be rough 55 not

Bad not bad how about a decapitation or two oh then it goes It goes up quite a lot especially over especially on the aisles here look man I can’t be swinging the sword around listen I know it’s illegal to rough people up in here but how much to rough someone up in the

Aisle ading 75 75 distraction yeah it won’t be the rough first rough enough though it’ll be a lot of it yeah not bad like a four like a four four out of four yeah like a four like a four like a four bump it up to four and a half okay that’s

Good okay yeah five yeah if we pay maybe like another five more can you take it up to five okay and nothing comes back to us right nope okay perfect I don’t even know who you are oh good good there’s two guys in coats everyone’s in a coat there

‘d be a good idea what’s going on what’s going on look I’m making a decision I’m gonna be a changed man I’m joining one of the factions I’ll follow all your little rules look at this one look at this one I can’t believe this you really think it’s good

For you to start stealing around hello sir I respect you I’m sorry I think you’re gonna have to walk the plank like right this pretend it’s a plank there and walk it and all will be forgiven this is like this is kind of like violent no no it’s

Not violence it’s only violence if we pushed you yeah you felt on your choice okay perfect good job no on here yeah not here oh hello hi hi we’re not about stealing money I like a forward man hello that’s Papa that’s okay here I believe you’re missing an eye on my eye oh

Isn’t it well the thing is this looks like an apex I thought you just that was like a choice like you just want to look cool but why isn’t hers a choice that she wants to look cool no this is properly she’s missing a knife

No it looks like he just got a bandage on yeah you might not have lost it it’s over an injury oh it’s an injury oh okay I’m so sorry you also look very poor I’m sorry oh oh you look very fancy what do you get

These is silk oh my God can I touch it thank you yeah of course oh for everyone oh sorry oh thank you I’m making a clap sorry I made a mistake my my parents gave me these for my thank you I’m touching it Cleo I would love a pints please

Always you know me yes [Laughter] some of the cheaper stuff right now oh yes yes you know you haven’t paid me anything oh I owe you trust me I’m worth it oh I know you you owe me quite a lot no no I still have more than that I know

I’m I’m fine trust me everything will be paid around the tavern with the rest of us oh sometimes I like to go to Every Tavern you got to spread yourself all over the place so people love you and I do need salt from scratch lovely Apex

You are backtracking I love your iPad it looks so good how this is Big Bite tracking it looks clean it looks lovely I’m not taking this that’s crazy yeah I swear man what were you talking about butter me up so you can take my money yeah

No no of course not lovely day we’re having lovely day man she’s so poor I can’t believe she talked to us like we’re equal oh who’s this guy oh exactly I was looking for wait one sausage and which one’s Kyle right here sausage right here my mate sausage is that your legal name

No it’s my legal name also you can call me El Capitan hello oh wow okay but only my enemies call me this third word on the street that you guys are kestrels oh yes what do you hear this from the people I’ve met from the other

Faction so far not so nice oh no they’re horrible compared to us or excuse me I’m I’m really hungry have you got any food here you want some of my Meats there you go oh my God yes please take some of that meat’s delicious hit me hit me with

The uh hit me with the pitch the recruiting who do you do what do you do all of it oh we do so many things oh yeah you like it gold yeah Diamond like money pressure as well do you collect crystals oh okay yeah we got all kinds

Of Christmas one of us uh gucky oh oh hello good evening you look new I yes I just got this yesterday do you have money why do I have no money um they have no money they’ve actually made with no money I got this weird thing

About like certain Metals I get I get a little whiff I’m like I’m like a dog oh we need someone like that oh hello nice hat thank you you made it myself oh lovely it looks like you made it yourself it looks very true yeah I’m saying that I

Thought it looked pretty good come here come here come here um you’re pulling me away from the groups yeah um yeah I got something very important to tell you about right here um um yeah so what yeah yeah okay so how much money you have before we start I always ask

Somebody this at the beginning uh I’ve got three golden nuggets oh pathetic okay something I want to tell you really cool uh no no don’t worry about it um there’s someone on this island yeah who said that you shot them in the back and they’re going to kill you oh yeah yeah

Um I did do that and yeah I’m I’m used to that it’s okay okay thank you for the tip-off good to know just a quick tip just a quick tip that’ll be three uh gold pieces thank you interesting so it’s a hold up yep you really want to try this

Oh it’s just a joke that’s a joke that’s a joke I’m filthy rich I don’t need that money here that’s fine you can hold that up you can hold it and keep that that’s fine oh my God if it’s going well and have you considered the kestrels recently um

I did notice by his big gap in his shirt around falling off please come sorry sorry no I was just I was very busy you know all these people call me and try to talk to me and have a good time you know I had to show them around the place

He looks like he might have promised as a deck boy a dick boy yeah this is a blunt one yeah the blonde hair reminds me of my wife just to remind me your wife is blonde you’re white I thought she had red hair no not red hair

You’re very you keep getting confused no she’s not the crab oh my bad I’m sorry no that’s just Club grab my beach boy oh the beach boy club lovely how much money do you have now that monocle makes you look very distinguished God and you look like

You’ve got a lot of potential in those muscles of yours what’s your name blonde boy he’s a strong man oh Marty is it Marty will do yeah I’ll take that oh I’m Oliver I’m an I’m a Kestrel Just Like These Fine gentlemen well not just like you know currently

The castles are in need of muscle and you seem like a man with a lot of that to spare yeah look at this I got I got these guns and I got these guns don’t know you smell like gold a man that likes gold dude yeah

Well it knows like that I’ve got gold to spare yes with that tickly offense bribe him bribe him Brave him 100 gold to join the faction of the questions sold sold yeah oh we got him we got him you want to go spit on them oh my goodness

Yeah we’ve spoken hi you have an iPad you’re right there there’s questions straight direct but you like a direct conversation there’s an eye patch right there I’ll give you five girls to tell me what’s beneath that patch what to be snagged up snag them in the little woods

The recruitment officers have told Tales of you are you interested in joining a faction yes yes good news Martin all bad news depending on the company could it not be bad news you received three out of four faction offers wow the second highest I’ve seen today Owens juice whoa who incidentally got four

All four you know who can you tell me who said no I can or I can tell you who said yes no they said yes they oh man that must have been before I uh Madeline neck and death the kites oh they’re stinky boy and now the final offer

Was from the castle yes oh that means The Nightingales hate you now recruitment officer you you’ve been in this game a while I’ve once yeah from what I’ve heard yeah the castrols are trying to bring me in with offers of gold and mostly because I’m the muscle

But do you think my muscle would be better placed with the kites enough I must remain true to myself as the recruitment officer what I will say is whilst yes Braun and sheer fighting ability as I can see from your incredibly toned arms and upper chest thank you very much it’s

Very strong we’ll get you a long way in the kites however they’re full of Glory hunting Fighters at your muscle could be better used with these money Grabbers yes oh tell you what coins are coins are weighty exactly coins means prizes certainly they can get you okay everything you want

Translate to be here too oh yeah speaking of beer who would like an ale oh yeah yeah they gave me far too much power here and I just started giving myself here’s a tip for you drink it pretend you’re feeling sick you get away from it it’s so easy

Ah it feels good this feels good I’m okay oh I’m okay from recruitment officer I’m okay I’m okay oh this is fantastic Oh What a Feeling then we’ll serve this in in Cleo’s Tavern oh that was so good join the Castro’s please yes good choice recruitment officer’s hand now you can

Join the faction by doing the official faction joint you know it’s already wonderful yeah yeah many more muscles next romantic you’ll be just fine thank you oh Castro body oh yes Bipolar person no problem yeah can I come see you know how much money how much money how much money you got

Do you wanna know how much money I’ve got how much money you have right now I have 250 employees oh you’re not poor like the other one oh you’re cool you’re cool no no it’s not that bad that’s not that bad there’s some people with two

Lay them away yes I am wealthier than you Poor people make me sing why is your dagger poking out like that it looks very awkward uh yeah it just does that I don’t really know why it’s poking out oh getting hit me with it anyway get out no don’t hit me with it swing Swing Swing here now the Tail’s coming out

No Madeline you owe me 25 dollars Madeline in there she owes me money I’m gonna collect it later on Madeline 25 Gold by next week Madeline sausage all right sorry sorry take my meat oh I love your meat run delicious every time I run into you both in the

Last like however long I’m always hearing you shouting and raving can we can we just calm down for a little bit hey sometimes yeah this will calm you down take some of that take some of that no I’m good I’m good it’s not no no it’s delicious you should drink it trust me

Trust me It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere yeah yeah look it’s perfect time for drinking go ahead you no yes I insist you take it no I had already five of them you can have you just trust me just just take a sip no I no I insisters yeah the recruitment officer gave it to

Us yeah it’s delicious where do you see it where are they our Crystal family is a danger wait I think yeah yeah and you know it happens to people what happens to the best of us I can’t believe this yes I’ve made my decision oh where are you going to be

I think I’m gonna be I don’t want to go there a nightingale ah horrible choice can’t believe this the worst choice so boring where’s our ponytail man you don’t hear the crab wife by the way his name is Oliver he has to say like that though rewind oh lever Burger

Further oh he has a crab wife you still have no money it smells like pool around here remote I got the paper hat no it is my hat I own it I own everything in all of the aisles Everything is Everything is mine I’m so rich oh baby man I probably get I’m

Probably like two two gold pieces with this two gold minimum oh are you still behind me I didn’t know poor people were that fast but I think he’s just bought them they’re way too clean I’ve been looking for you oh who are you where do you come from with

That beautiful hats I know look at that hat look at the Hat oh wow meet sausage would you like us to use your other name oh no you need a friend yes no yes only the enemies call me El Capitan de la muerte you call me sausage

Sausage what I’ve been assuming is the leader of the kestrels oh yeah I’m the leader I am always been I thought you were the leader what what no you just came last week I’m the front man yeah he’s the guy who sent in to negotiate it’s a negotiator in that case then

You’ve got to speak to go King says that I’m not one of you in that I’m too poor so this has to be remedied are we not tell gucky about the factioning oh not yet I don’t know gucky just walking around over there yeah yeah yeah get out of here this is

Defined I stole her car I stole Eloise’s cardboard hat from 10 minutes and walked around pretending I was born I mean something to defend myself you want to add it to your hat yeah I guess so well you’ll get a weapon let me show you let me go I stole her hat so

Easily anyone could do it so I said yeah is this the hat that I stole this is the hat right here sausage please leave the hair and alone the new hair also scar you have enough hats no no he will love that hat to add to that scarf

Eloise how much to get your hat legally how much they give you legally so I can put it on top of scars hats legally I know how much you don’t know how much I have I have more than that I have infinite amount all right I am the bank yes for that hat

All right I’ll be right back let me go get it [Applause] hey hey recruitment man can I have some more of your drinks well before he gets his boat can I have more drink thank you are we gonna push him in the fire where are we putting him oh

Yeah if he doesn’t give us a drink we’re putting him in the fire do you need help recruitment officer are they threatening it’s okay it’s okay thank you very much perhaps that is an oversight on my heart have a Sloop I wouldn’t say that I think

You’ve just been a busy man today it’s been it’s been quite a day it’s chaotic I’ve been busy for a very long time oh are you when are you free to go when are you free 15 minutes convincing scar that I was an AI somewhere in my room

Oh you lost the coin oh we gotta find it I did lose the coin I tried to insert a gold coin into the recruitment officer and inside him we did that there was a whole thing let me check hold on let me check turn around turn around

Let me see if I can find the slot give me a second turn around let me see hold on oh yeah um let me dig in there real quick I’m sorry I’m sorry oh sorry I’m trying to get in there why are you striking me I’m trying to get in there

Hold on I’m trying to get in there oh I can’t find it oh recruitment officer this is great I can’t get I can’t find it I can’t find it sorry sorry okay are you lost it we lost it it’s in there for good [Applause] wait my leadership well he’s a very proud cat can you not spine what is the cat’s name many sailors some of whom I’ve placed today some of whom I’ve never seen in my life but I’m sure you’re all powerful or you love Adventure or you love money or you

Love history or you love some of the other stuff as well from the factions I’ve seen Becky has some skills I’ve seen Becky do some stuff oh you said that oh hey how did someone so powerful strong handsome end up that’s just a recruitment officer with no power the

Four people upstairs have the power all I do is tell them that you’re here sounds poor to me can I sit here I’ve seen some of you have one offered two of them three offers thumb even four offers it’s quite remarkable oh [Applause] these are directional audio thank you

I don’t know you are here because the Bell has rung yeah what does that mean oh dumb thing is a foot something has happened on a far away Island each and every one of you has been recruited and deal with it contractually if you will do it

I’m telling you there’s no choice oh my God how much money is a rewards that gets kill stuff most probably there’s always some things again good and I know what one of you is thinking about asking but where are the coords if someone’s going to ask them good news

I’m going to use my incredible power to put into a position that you can all see oh perfect Yes somewhere else put it somewhere else again you may never see me again it’s a race