Karl PLAYS in VR on Dream SMP!

Idiot what the heck i didn’t even look i didn’t even look at him you tell him carl i actually didn’t even look at him call him a nimrod come on i think he might be dead close to death okay yeah yeah yeah yeah oh okay he tried his best i don’t think

That counts what is what is what is the catch what do you do every time you die nothing oh i just figured it’d be good he gives all of us in the call ludicrous amounts of money every time he dies that sounds like a really good idea

You know what hold this every time i die if it isn’t sapnap killing me or one of you guys killing me what if i kill you by accident i mean yeah we’ll judge it based by i mean uh you know occasion by occasion but every time i die i’ll gift another 10 subs

To sapnap whenever he streams for his birthday how about that all right double you’re going to help me kill him a lot okay we’re going to do some really really fast settings we’re going to lure creepers to well no that counts if we just lure a creeper to him and he can’t

Run away from it surely that counts right um yeah we’ll put him in a box and then we’ll lure a creeper on top of him josh tubble i love the way you think you’re a genius thank you sapp have you ever heard of conoco kingdom oh i recognize where where you’re

Standing if it’s there yeah you are yeah cause that’s the barn isn’t it over there that’s our shroom shack now now it’s our shroom shack yeah we took it oh yeah you’ve stolen someone’s abode yeah we grow shrooms in it that’s exactly right yeah it’s the shrimp shack wait i i

Picked the worst time to play vr my ac is broken and i’ve never had hair this long years we like to use bone meal in our shrooms it kind of makes them i don’t know exquisite i guess so i need to know chat what can i change to make this more

Optimal oh god is he looking at me don’t look at me don’t look at me okay who’s home um chad does oh holy cow what wait take off that armor oh my god wait let me try something what nice let’s get it wait what do i look like in game

You look absolutely normal in games hey wait do that again hit me your arm doesn’t swing that’s weird what does it look like wait look at me this looks like when i do this ow well i’m tapping out i want to see it on your stream looks like you’re being a nimrod

Chad do i have to change anything audio wise wait carl look at me look right at my head look right at my head carl carl look right at my head wait i’m fixing stuff everything was fine and now you’re ruining it some are saying your music’s

A little loud but that’s all i’ve seen oh it’s because it’s the stupid thing on the floor wait carl look at me i just need you to look at me real quick please before we do anything else wait look chill out home slice golly home slice this is important this is so

Important please it’ll make your stream a million times better just trust me oh you you’ve heard my hands fell go ahead no you ruined it my hands fell you there no no no no no no there was like there was an injury oh wait look look right at me right at my head

Hold on actually look right at my head Look right at my head okay dude this enderman’s so annoying never mind just forgetting i try to get you to look at the enderman carl your footage is frozen on your stream like your videos like your camera oh i see what happened your in-game stuff is frozen thank you tapped out

Okay how about now brown cow um yeah it’s just no lie on the floor see if it makes you look like you’re crouching george found us here called that means absolutely nothing to you man was about to say we’re at conoco kingdom 262-327 let’s go george i didn’t expect you to actually

Wake up i’m going to keep it a box key it’s almost like i went to it six hours ago yeah i’m somehow here how did that happen i don’t know why are you trying to hit me okay i’m gonna lay down okay tell them all right i’m gonna lay down okay go for

It oh you’re crouching you’re crouching it works step on me stop go oh oh my god okay okay guys can i use your trident um oh god you’re going to throw up get it back yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah here we go so carl where’s my where’s my trident carl

No i’m gonna die carl where’s my trident just kidding that’s right you literally here’s the trident wait i want to try it in vr it’s a little thing called konkan hasn’t heard of it there you go huh oh my god i’m the king of everything i’m actually the king of everything

Wait what’s up [Applause] There’s a pirate ship oh oh wait we’ll explore that later we’ll explore that later that just sounds like a lot of concept wait carl look at me how scary is this don’t move That one doesn’t count right no that he literally killed me i mean he literally killed me it was an accident though i don’t know how much of an accident that was true story if i jump into real life it jumps in the game wait do it i get to you ready dad how

High do i jump ready 240 30. uh yeah go Oh my goodness did i get some leaves yeah you went up like the standard amount that was very tall does anyone know why this forest is like destroyed except the world block at the bottom of the trees oh my god stop that i want to like cause like it’s a

Different light well that wasn’t that scary you’re so quiet i was trying his darkness to be as quiet i’m just like leaning back in my chair because well bad just ignored my discord messages all day so that kind of no no i’m sorry i wasn’t home oh yeah but you were tweeting

You only sent me one message yeah i don’t have discord on my phone oh i keep like losing track just try not okay wait tobo yeah where are you i’m trying to get on the server uh the ip’s changed hasn’t it it sure is it took me a while to figure that one

Out you just got weightless you just kept trying to join i did the same thing i was like because my minecraft does this stupid thing where it says i can’t connect and like it can’t find the host but that’s just because my minecraft’s being weird so i restart my game over and over

Again but then you guys baited me and changed the ip you get that just wait someone someone messed up kinoko kingdom carl oh yeah someone messed up with the what is this what’s the library how they messed that up the floor is honked up whoa we did that

What that does okay there we go why are you killing me it’s bad news santa we gotta fix this do we have any brown mushy blocks oh you can’t go kill me oh my god sat mad yeah after all that’s a legit death oh wait that’s a legit death that’s 10

Right there for sure for sure okay why did you kill me i just ran all the way over there it doesn’t count if i have to go get my stuff right now by the way yeah if you get your stuff it counts it starts to count oh my god

Why did you kill me okay carl carl picks up his stuff that counts again okay carl has his stuff if he dies it’s another 10. i’m not going to die in the game i die in her life that’s powerful oh and carl’s dodging and weaving oh my god

Oh i hit my freaking ceiling fan let’s go ah what are you doing bad huh i hit my ceiling fan are you okay try not to do that bad Um oh my god what everyone in this call is verified on twitter oh oh wait wait bad did you get verified yes are you calling or are you verified i am verified wait everybody except for this [Laughter] i’m gonna go take a nap i’ll be back no stop now if it’s

I don’t understand how you all got vibes because you’re not it’s because you’re not authentic you’re fake i’m sure they wanted to verify you you’re just too cool obviously not that’s not true at all because they didn’t verify yeah i mean if they wanted to they would have just done it yeah

The only time they’ve ever made an accident on verification is when they accidentally verified the wrong carl jacobs that was funny that was the worst thing i’m not going to wait a big day for twitter I’m here oh squad where are you i’m coming down oh so is this like your mushroom thing here where are you i’m here i’m here i’m here do you see me wait carl half your stuff’s just on the floor here oh i wouldn’t worry about that i got it hello

Okay why are you mining up the floor um i’m fixing up my axe is very sparse i rode