Kelp Factory: Behind The Scenes

I don’t know why I do this myself I always have to build this giant like grass platform and it’s just so much work it actually hurts my wrist so much it’s holding down right click I I’m honestly I might just cheat and like hire my brother to place all this grass

Down because like come on would anyone ever notice my brother right clicking grass in a five second clip in my main video and notice it’s not me like bro this is a medical problem right here I might have just paid my brother to right click grass in Minecraft this actually

Hurts and this will only make it like five seconds into the video which is kind of painful to be honest that I’m doing like two hours of work for it to barely be in the video but hey that’s that’s the life of a YouTuber I’m not

Complaining even though I kind of am but it’s just about wrist hurts dude carpal tunnel is a big struggle I’m even using like a vertical Mouse my hand is vertical it’s not even like a normal Mouse it looks so stupid I’m out of grass nice life is good we’re almost

Done though we’re making headways but first I need to replace all of this stone with some grass because it’s looking kind of land And I’m done also I totally didn’t almost die to a creeper while building this thing like only a newborn oh my lordy Lord why’d I just start moaning acting like creepers turned me on or something I had my audio off honestly I don’t even know how I got so

Many villagers into this cave I don’t even know why they were so attracted to this cave they are so it makes it easy you know nothing can harm them other than this Panda that has been doing somersaults for the past 40 years how how is he not dizzy okay he stopped okay

Any of you guys also hate how many different blocks are in the ground now in Minecraft like just look at this back in my day when I used to play Minecraft there used to be only Stone Iron Coal and like a little bit dirt and gravel look at this now there’s Granite there

Is diorite there is andesite there’s copper there’s so many random things going on in the ground there’s like there’s a rock hopper like this is is disgusting like who really wants a mine and just run into diorite it just like a block okay stop stop stop stop he’s

Bathing in the sauce nice amazing now he’s coming on me wait what okay I’m out oh there’s a murder going on down there what is happening a creeper just blew up I looked down and this water intrader just getting chased around by it like mobs that’s that’s hilarious I

Didn’t even know mobs attacked them look at him look at him go he’s just running for his life I was so confused why creeper blew up that’s hilarious enough laughing back to pain ah I’m just kidding or am I now let’s craft some anesite slabs and that was a terrible terrible timing it’s

All these creeper explosions all these creepers are the explosion they’re so loser you’re gonna be stuck in the dark forever now see you later go go see you later see you dude yeah ruining my joke bro oh my okay what this guy’s a brother in there

Okay see you guys all right but I forgot to build these thingies these windows up here and I don’t think I want to put in the main video so I’ll just do it in the BTS so you guys can watch it and it’ll be all fun so let’s grab all of this

Stuff um I just need this oh my I can’t organize my inventory I cannot build if I don’t organize I can’t build that off my or my if my organized inventoried my inventory isn’t organized I cannot build at all it’s just like a problem I don’t know so yeah

That’s why I do it so let’s build this so it’s a flat brick wall what am I saying holy Let’s uh just do some little uh lines like this I think I’m just gonna design it like that and go all the way up let’s grab some brick stairs

Let’s put some stairs right here let’s put some stairs on the inside like that and maybe the glass right in between like that and now I need to grab some wood bro I’m just forgetting everything and if I cover it up the gloss should extend how does that look it looks kind

Of weird at the end because this is sandstone this is wood but it doesn’t even really matter so yeah let’s just do that I guess that works for me but just a little story right now I’m trying to cut uh which means like lose some weight

And and uh I’m not I’m not overly huge you know anyways I’m trying to go into like a calorie deficit so I’m not trying to eat too much and uh obviously I’m like working out at the same time but I’m I’m starving right now I only had

One meal and like my brain is just not working at all I don’t advise doing this guys um it’s not it’s not that healthy I’m not starving myself by the way like I’m still eating like good nutrition-ish food good but I’m just hungry you know I

Usually don’t even eat a lot either I eat like two meals a day usually and now I’m only eating like one so it’s kind of bad you guys probably don’t care but poggers you guys are weird I’m literally so weird my friends call me a soundboard I’m literally a soundboard like I just

Had the weirdest voice lines ever sometimes I do this in real life too I’ll be talking and I was just like I’ll be like uh dude what the flip so randomly I’m actually I have negative brain cells it’s imagine if I could act like this in my main videos holy I might

Have like 10 million views I might break YouTube Honestly YouTube just can’t can’t handle all the views okay I’m back and let’s get working on this again we’re full yeah okay I’m back and let’s get working on this again but before we do this is what the area looked like at the

Beginning of the video and this is what it looks like now no that sound is so bad I’m trying to fly so I could get like a cool effect I’m not sure oh I hit my forehead on the ceiling nice that’s why I have a crack in my head you

Can do this I just want to fly to get like a shot and then shoot let’s first start working on the Autumn I literally make I if somebody adds all of my mumbles together I could make my own separate language I have no idea if this fly machine will work in this small

Of a space but we’ll give it a try if it does work it’s gonna look super cool but let’s go grab some materials we’re gonna need a few sticky pistons some obsidian and some honey blocks I might need a little more than 15. um please tell me I

Have more in here come on please yes two oh what just happened to me I was suffocated on a hiccup and a burped at the same time honestly it’ll probably do all right this is basically everything I need let’s grab it and fly into that box

Here and now we can start building this thing oh I got a hiccups what uh what is happening to me all right let’s build this thing I really doubt it’s gonna work this is gonna be a real out of my system oh my God I’m actually

Gonna redo this am I making more sense to build it over here so I could build this glass wall so it would look normal so while I built this um let me tell you guys something I just ate like oh I ate it during breakfast um I had like chicken rice broccoli and

Mushrooms and I drank like milk with it like a protein shake with milk and the milk I had was like pretty bad it wasn’t fresh or anything it did smell like it was about to expire I it had like two days left so I drank it anyways because

You know what I don’t want to waste it and now my stomach is now my stomach’s about to blow up every time I film a video my stomach is about to blow like a grenade I have a problem I swear and once they’re fully grown we could turn on the flying machines and

Collect all of the kelp but I don’t want to come up here and collect the kelp by hand all the time because I’m I don’t want to come up here and collect it all by but I don’t want to come up here every time and collect the kelp by manually hand

What am I saying and we’ll finish this sorting system later because now I want to work on the Water Wheel outside of the factory that will collect all this Lake water and bring it through this water stream into this giant tank to keep it filled with some fresh water to

Keep the kelp to keep the how do I mess that up come on cookie now the entire California’s being it’s a plot all right let’s finally test to see if this entire water stream thing works all right it’s finally time all right all right let’s finally test can I talk

Please all right it’s finally time to test to see if it a test to see the test test but my brain is just working in a loop this is crazy all right it’s finally time to test his kelp Farm well I guess I already tested it I mean it’s time to

Test this it’s time to test this holy this could be a whole one minute compilation of me just stuttering this entire video this is bad like I’m really concerned for my brain function right now it’s bad okay in and out okay it’s finally time to test to see if this oh

My God I’m just repeating words