Knarfy – Coding Your Dumb Ideas Into Minecraft

The comment section is something you should never trust, or else it’s instant regret. Oh, don’t you worry, I am filled with regret. I just spent the past week coding your dumbest ideas into Minecraft, and let me tell ya, they’re dumb. To start with, we have a comment that just says “Eat grass.”

And that is not even the worst one. [Screaming] Calm down. [Screaming] [Screaming] In fact, this is probably the simplest one, because all this mod does is let me eat grass. You wanna know the only redeeming factor? It gives me seeds. Yay, so many seeds! That’s it, though. That’s the only

Special thing this mod does. Oh boy, how dumb is this video gonna get? We interrupt this program for whatever the heck it is you’re about to watch. Hi, I’m Knarfy Too, owner of YouTube channel Knarfy Too, and also, apparently, this shirt. It’s just a little small. I’ve been told absolutely nothing,

Other than the fact that I have this. [Dramatic music] This here is a creature of mass destruction. Just look at those eyes. Just look at those horrifying, soulless eyes. I don’t know what to do. And he’s holding me hostage. [Dramatic music] He’s not holding me hostage, I’m totally fine.

This creature is of unknown origin, and all it wants to do is destroy everything. Why is the only thing you want to break things? He’s told me personally that he wants to break reality. Reality as we know it could crumble at the hands of this creature. The only way to stop this

Horrific, terrible tragedy of an outbreak is to store him in your home. This creature of mass destruction won’t take any prisoners, so why don’t we make him the prisoner? This is a spatula, by the way. I just thought I’d– I thought I’d throw that out there. What do we do, friend?

The end is inevitable. I don’t know, friend, but I think we should contain him in our homes. Do you agree? I agree. And to present today’s award, I give you… Knarfy Too. Thank you, thank you, yes. Wow, this is so cool that I get to present this award.

Well, the award for most amazing, and handsome, and cool video creator ever goes to me. Wow! Who knew that I would present that? Uh, that’s crazy. Anyways, shush. The award for the end of the world is nigh. Everything is going to crumble and turn to dust in front of us,

And there’s no escape for anyone in the world, ever. Nothing else we could do will prevent his wrath. There’s nothing we can do to escape. Please help. Oh, no. Oh, God, this is going to be horrible, and everyone is going to perish. Goes to Knarfy plushie! Wow, that’s so crazy. I’m gonna run.

Oh, no! Everything’s falling apart. Sir, what are you doing? What are you talking about? There’s something bad happening? There’s danger? Yes, the world is falling apart. Aren’t you terrified? Well, no, of course not. I’ve got this guy. He’s gonna protect me. There’s nothing I gotta worry about. Oh, no. What? What is it?

He’s the one causing the destruction. What? What? What? Oh, no! Don’t let those adorable eyes deceive you. He’s here to destroy everything. So you can buy yours today at makeship.com. There’s only two weeks left, and they’re only sold for that amount of time, and then that’s it. They’re gone forever. So you’re gonna

Want to get in fast. Take a look. See, see what you like. See if you want to get one. If you do, then that would be great. We got a goal of 400 by the end of the campaign, and this is where we’re at right now. So go take a look.

Help us out. Reach that number. At a character for a second, I’m actually like genuinely super excited about these, and I’m really excited that they’re available to you guys finally. We’ve been working on this for like three months, and so I’m genuinely super pumped that this is a thing.

If you want to help out, I would genuinely super appreciate it. The link is at the top of the description. Go check it out. It’s super worth it. All right, let’s get back to coding your dumb ideas. I gotta get out of this shirt. We now return you to whatever the

Heck you were watching before. Make creepers 10 times faster. Oh boy, last time it was baby zombies, and this time it’s creepers. Jeepers creepers. That was dumb. Like this mod idea. Oh boy. Oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh. Oh, he’s so fast. Hey guys. Hey, how’s it going? Oh my gosh.

Once they latch on to you, there’s just no escaping. Oh, hey, what happens here? Do they spread their? I am speed. Well, I guess I deserve that. I summoned a ton of them. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, there’s no way. I’m gonna run through the middle. I’m gonna run through the middle.

I’m gonna see if I can escape. Can I escape? Can I get away? I got through. Oh, I didn’t quite. Hey, I did it. Wow. Nice. Oh, speed again. Let’s go. There’s another one. Shoot. Oh, no. I’m just gonna run straight through this group with this crazy speed and see if any of

Them can catch me. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, my gosh. They’re actually following me. Oh, my gosh. They actually followed me. Oh, no. I see how many I can get right on my tail. Come on, boys. Let’s go. I can hear them. Oh, no. Oh, no. Run. Run.

I just can’t get caught on any blocks. If I do, that’s the end. Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. [panic] When you break an ore block, it is a 50% chance to spawn an ore guardian for that block that attacks you. When it dies, it drops a block of the ore.

I’m not gonna lie. This idea is probably the least dumb idea out of the entire bunch. And the only reason it is is because of how cool this implementation is. But to show you, I’m gonna need this stuff so I can go down into this cave. Let’s see if I can

Land this water bucket. Let’s go. First try. Oh, yeah. See, first try. First try. With this mod installed, we’ve got a chance that an ore guardian will spawn when you break an ore. Hey, man. How you doing? Oh, oh, oh. Hey, man. Hey, oh, hey, calm down. Calm down. Look at this guy.

This is the deepslate lapis golem, and he’s actually really legit. He’s also dead. Hey, look, an ore. The way we took this comment is that there’s someone guarding the ore. And in my mind, that meant a golem. So we’ve made a golem for every single ore, but it doesn’t happen every time.

So we gotta go find some more ores. WATER BUCKET CLUTCH! LETS GOOOOO! Hey, I actually got it first try that time. Redstone. Redstone golem. Let’s see if we can get an iron golem. Hey, look, an iron golem, guys. I need to run. Why are there so many zombies? What the heck?

Guys, let’s talk about this. We can talk about this. All right. We can talk about this. Now you can’t reach me. Something you’ll notice too, is that these ores do actually still drop the raw materials, which means that if you do find an ore guardian, you’re gonna have to

Fight for it, but you just get more ore out of it. And also, the placed ores also have a chance to spawn guardians. So in theory, there is a chance that you could just get infinite stuff. This also means that we need to find diamonds. Diamonds, hey! So this now means that that

Dropped a diamond, but also I can get myself a diamond ore. And if I break this one and another golem spawns, then that means that I could take this one out too. And I just got another diamond and another free deepslate diamond ore. Oh my gosh, this is amazing.

And look, it just keeps going. This is awesome. Beautiful. So from that one diamond, I got four diamonds and that was without fortune. There is an ore golem for every single overworld ore and that includes both very… Oh, no, he’s gonna die. Oh, there’s two of them up there now. Hey, guys.

That includes all the stone and deepslate versions. Sure, it might be a little overpowered, but hey, we’re not here for balance. Check this out. A little bit of gold ore. Let’s see. Hello. Yeah! Emerald golem. Look at you. Oh, sorry. Ow. One of my absolute favorites out of the bunch is this, the

Deepslate coal one. Look at this guy. Man, calm down. Calm down, man. Calm down. We can talk about this. All right. We can talk about this. Even though this is one of the most rare ores in the entire game, it’s kind of awesome to see. Look at him over there.

Just skulking in the corner. What do you think you’re doing? He looks so cool. Come at me, boy. Come at me. I just want to take a moment to appreciate the time and effort that went into these models. They were created by my buddy Ferit and they are absolutely amazing, but he hasn’t

Actually seen them yet. So I think it’s time to show him the mobs. Good luck. They just keep coming. There’s so many. – I’m gonna lure them all to you. – I don’t think I need any more. They’re so shiny. – They are shiny. – I have a half a heart.

– If I survive this, I ultimately win. – Ow. – Yeah, I win. Let’s face it. These are my children. – They are. You made these. Tell me about it. What do you think? – When I was making them? It was, you know, sweat and tears put into these things.

I love how they came out. – They look so good. So seriously, well done. Hey peeps, if you don’t know who Ferit is, go check him out. There’s a link in the description to his channel. He’s pretty cool. He’s done this before for me. It’s pretty great. You should go check him out.

Pretty cool. You have anything else to say? – It is a delight, but also a pain to work for Knarfy. Lets gooooo. – That’s very accurate. Recode every death sound to the Wilhelm scream. This one’s fun. If you guys didn’t know, this is the Wilhelm scream. [screaming] But something you might not have

Known is that the Wilhelm scream is not one of a kind. In just May of this year, the original recording of the Wilhelm scream was found. Man getting bit by an alligator and he screams. You can find the full recording on the Wikipedia page. But what I did was I pulled those

Screams from the Wilhelm scream recording and turned them into death sounds. So you’ll notice as we go, that one’s not the Wilhelm scream. That’s a different one. There’s a bunch of them that he did and it’s really funny. How about you? That was classic. It’s just so goofy.

The screams are just so guttural. They’re so good. I honestly find this way better than just having the regular Wilhelm scream. Oh boy, what does a bunch of mobs together sound like? This could be interesting. Yeah, that was the… That worked alright. Anyways, this was a great idea. Oh, it’s so funny.

Make baby zombies one shot but spawn five more upon death. Alright, I guess we just got to find a baby zombie now. I guess I also shouldn’t get too close to the creepers because I think they’re still fast. Oh gosh, they totally are still fast. Oh, there’s a spider. There’s One

I see one. Hey man, come on, let me hit me. Oh my gosh. Oh no. Oh, that’s so bad. Oh geez. Oh, this is just… There’s nothing you can do. Oh no. Wait, maybe the creepers can help me in this. Oh my gosh. Creeper, come here. Come on, blow him up,

Blow him up, blow him up. Come on, go fast enough that you can do it. Yes! Oh, it kind of worked. Oh no, it didn’t help at all. I didn’t think about that at all. I thought it was players killing it did that. Oh no. That is a nightmare.

This one also actually has a really good reason for why it’s a dumb idea. If I just punch this guy a few times here, right, it just keeps splitting. But you know how entity cramming is a thing? Yeah, so… Oh no. The moment they start entity cramming, the game is done for.

You broke my game. Who knew we were actually recording a breaking Minecraft with your dumb ideas? Wow. But we’re not, so I’m just going to close the game. Moving on. Why does everyone imagine Minecraft blocks with a high pitched voice? Give me a grass block that sounds like it’s narrating a Ford commercial.

Yeah, so in the last coding your dumb ideas into Minecraft video, we had these guys. – Oh my gosh, it’s so loud. It’s so loud. – So in this video, do you see what I see? Hey man. – I don’t have anything cool to say, but I still want to talk because

It sounds awesome. – It does sound awesome. – Hasta la vista, Steve. I don’t know anything about the outside world, but I do know that you should subscribe. – Oh, that’s so true. So just like last time. – Do you know the muffin man? – Just like last time we have three variants.

We have the stone. We also naturally have the living Oak Wood. – May the blocks be with you. Always. – Thank you. Thank you. And then naturally we have the grass. – I don’t have a good luck traveler. [block talking over itself] I am six squares. That is all. – You are indeed.

Oh, of course, by the way. Ouch. – Death is never the end. – They also have hurt and death sounds. – Why would you do that? – I don’t know. – You have no idea what you’ve just done. – Uh oh. Yeah, so they’re they’re pretty cool. The voices are

Honestly really, really fun. Once again, if you want to hear them all, this will also be available to my members. – Autobots, roll out. Sorry, I had to. – Your game crashes every time you don’t kill a mob every 10 seconds. All right. Listen, this isn’t breaking Minecraft with your dumb ideas.

So maybe not crashing every 10 seconds. But I can I can do something fun. You’ll notice a timer counting down from 10. And if I let it run down, so you have 10 seconds to kill a mob. And if you don’t successfully do that, then you explode. So I just got to be

Really, really good at this. And I don’t know. I don’t know if this is even possible to beat the game somehow with this. There’s no way. There’s no something died. Something died and it reset it. Oh, my gosh. How far can I get? No, come back. No, come back. Come back.

Oh, there were chests that I can borrow, please. I just want to see if I can get like a tool of any kind. If I can successfully get a tool, then I think this might be possible. The main problem, too, is that you just have no time to eat or think

Or do like literally anything in the actual game. Like maybe I need to be crafting, but I don’t have any way to do that without mining wood, which takes a long time. Can I get a stick somehow? Bee, come here. Come here. No. Okay, maybe it’s just not possible with this seed.

All right. Second world. Can I do it? Oh, sticks. Okay. Sticks over there. Wait. Okay. So if I can do this. Oh, that’s clutch. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I might be able to do this. Okay, wait. Okay. Where did my wood go? Okay. It’s over there. It’s over there.

There’s wood down here, too. Oh, this problem is that it spawns so much TNT. Wait, speed craft. Two, one, run away. Okay, wait. All right. Sticks. Sticks, sticks, sticks. I’m gonna throw the sticks on here. Then I’m going to run over here and I’m going to mine this. Okay. That’s broken. That’s broken.

It’s broken. Okay. Let’s see. Did it stay there? Did it stay? It did indeed. Okay, wait. Okay. Wait, wait. I might be able to do this. I could a hundred percent do this. Wait. No way. Wait. Wooden axe. Wooden axe. If there was a mob right next to me, I would be able.

Oh no. Shoot. Did I destroy it? No. I got a wooden axe though. That is all I wanted. In theory, this is possible. Um, but it, I don’t, I don’t know. You can find out. Banana pudding mix with banana pudding. All right. This is an idea. I just got to look for

The trade real quick. Ah, hello there wandering trader. Show me your wares. Ah, yes. Banana pudding mix. Thank you for the banana pudding mix. Oh, also a whisk. Thank you. I appreciate it. I’m ready to cook some banana pudding. All I need is a little bit of this. Don’t mind me.

And we’ll just take our banana pudding mix, put it in there with a little bit of milk, and add the whisk. And there we go. Banana pudding. But what does banana pudding do, you may ask? Well, you see if I jump into this lava real quick. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

I’ll get a bit hungry. Hey man. And if I eat the banana pudding, absolutely nothing happens. What, you think it would like explode or something? Pfft. That’s too predictable. Banana pudding itself is actually quite good for you. You just shouldn’t feed it to kids because then… Eat your veggies. Worst idea ever.

Whenever you attack passive mobs, they use reverse uno card and you die. That is a dumb idea. But what if I applied it to every mob and then hid it in a mod pack for someone to figure out? Hi, Ferit. Welcome to a completely normal Minecraft world where nothing is

Different in any way at all. Let’s play regular Minecraft and see what happens. That’s actually convenient because I’ve got a left click on a tree apparently. Hello, pig. Just try to figure out what’s different about this world. You’ll know. I hate this. You seen anything suspicious yet? Seen anything suspicious yet? You.

You’re the suspicious one right now. That’s true. That is true. I’m scared. There’s a creeper. Is that new? That is one of the things, but that’s not the one I was going to show you. Go away. Uh oh. Come here. Get him. [LOUD CHOIR MUSIC] [Laughter] That scared the

Bejesus out of me dude. You were killing the creeper and I was like, oh, here it comes. Thanks for watching! Get the plushie! <3 – Subtitle Knarf