Kory – 1000 Pranks to Make Your Friends RAGE Quit in Minecraft!

Today I’m going to be pranking my friend derp until he literally can’t stand it anymore and rage quits the server we must make sure he doesn’t catch me and currently he’s in that house right now and I’m pretty sure he’s about to go on his daily trip to the nearby Village to

Trade my house is getting really dirty I mean I got to clean these floor’s ASAP before I have my company over like I take wait because I need to go to the village and trade yes I love this time of the day coming villagers oh wait I

Literally see him walk out right now and yes I was right he’s going to the Village over there as we speak which means it’s the perfect time to play a prank on him and I already thought of the first genius prank redecorate his house entirely he really loves his house

So I’m going to tear down every single piece of furniture every single decoration and make it into something you will hate so let’s go inside and oh let’s see what should I mess with first here first things first let’s get rid of all of these books over here because I

Mean who even likes these books book not me and but what is this an enchanting table that he probably spent hours getting get that out of here and now that that’s done how about we turn his entire floor orange because I know he hates that color but it’s also my

Favorite color so here we go and boom everything is orange yes yes yes we need more orange in this house he’s constantly say how blue is better but not today his entire existence will become orange now all of his walls are orange and beautiful yes this is

Incredible but you know what we can make this a lot better because I brought a very special thing with me and it is called a toilet let’s make his entire house smell like poop and just Place toilets everywhere yes yes yes this is awesome instead of his enchanting table

He got like a what is this a billion toilets or something and you know what just to make sure we got to poop in each and every single one of these okay that’s one that’s two I accidentally didn’t even hit the toilet there that’s three and wait can you even flush these

I don’t think you even can so yeah he’s going to have to deal with that now that that’s done let’s go ahead and Destroy This useless useless kitchen I mean who even needs these things and you know we’re going to fix up the wall as well and we’re going to put something else

Super important urinal that’s right baby he’s going to have urinal everywhere instead of a kitchen to cook it oh my goodness this is going to be awesome bro look at how many urinals are in this wall oh my goodness how are there even this many I can’t even pee up there it’s

Way too high and oh my yo these things freak but now that we added a ton of toilets in here what else should we add hm you know what for starters why don’t we replace all the Cobblestone walls with pink I’m sure he would appreciate that and oh my goodness dude wait what

Does this look like from the the entire bot florish is Pig and the entire up for is orange oh yes this is perfect this is phenomenal and how about we destroy these lovely lovely chest of his I’m sure he has thousands of items in here that he Min super duper hard for but

They are all gone and instead let’s go ahead and replace them with woman woman restroom size we must be so confused why there’s a bunch of restroom size in his wall there we go that’s awesome and just to be nice we’ll also add some toilet paper rolls all over the floor these are

So many toilets oh my goodness we need more toilet paper yes more more more toilets this is awesome we can stack them forever let’s go ahead and just place a line of those downstairs as well oh my goodness there is so much toilet paper here this is incredible but

Finally let’s go ahead and we are going to grab a sign and instead of der’s house we are going to give it a new nickname and this name is going to be der’s toilet house PE PE poo poo there we go oh my goodness absolutely perfect

Derp is going to love this for sure so let’s go ahead and put on our invisibility cloak and now we are going to wait for derp to come back and see this he’s going to freak out a not a bad trade I’ve had better days but I’m ready

To go home and ready for my girl to come over wait a minute I go wrong way this isn’t my house what the heck oh I see derp coming in wait he’s looking at the house he’s looking at it there’s no other houses in here this is my house oh

My goodness what happened the whole thing is pink and orange I hate these colors der’s toilet house peee poo poo this must be a dream no I’m Dreaming let me turn around let me count to three 1 2 3 and no this is my house please tell me the inside isn’t

No what is this e it smells like Po ear journals everywhere in rolls of toilet paper and wait my enchantment table my bugs my kitchen where did it all go oh yes he is absolutely freaking out oh yeah yeah do you like the smell of poop derp do you like that okay okay

Please tell me upstairs as normal though at least oh come on come on come on no wait huh are those a bunch of wom bathroom signs no this is a no girls allowed place this is a boy Kingdom oh my goodness how am I supposed to get over all these rolls of toilet

Paper get can I break these get away ew they have stains on them oh my goodness you know would be hilarious let me actually go and drop a few pieces of poop next to him wait what is this poop e what that just come from whoever is

Here show yourself now I’m not playing around oh my goodness derp is actually freaking out this is hilarious okay you know what here let me actually go ahead and let me place a wet floor side here and let’s just see what he says a wet

Floor sign what how did it just get here it’s by the poop ghost what is going on wait why would the floors be wet there’s someone PE on my floors wait where where are my floors even at this is orange carpet I hate orange did he just say

He’s being haunted by the poop ghost oh my goodness that is so funny okay we you need to get out of here before we get caught but let me just leave a side here that says LOL hope you enjoy your poop Bud there we go and let’s leave the

House before he catches us okay is there anything else in here I got to break this where do this come from LOL hope you enjoy your poop bud what what no who is doing this I will not enjoy this I will fight you and I will H you down oh

My gosh he’s literally screaming at the top of his lungs but you know what that’s not enough to make him quit so let’s step up our next prank for our next prank we are going to be stealing literally all of der’s diamonds and he’s going to have absolutely no idea while I

Was remodeling thp’s house I actually set up a secret camera so we can see what he’s up to and what is he pooping right now what what is he doing oh my goodness it sounds like he’s finding a demon in there or something what did my guy have to eat I can

Literally smell it through the camera Taco Bell I will defeat you what is he even talking about but pretty much with this I can see when he’s going to leave the house and that’s when we strike our prank so let’s keep watching through the camera and see when

He’s going to leave oh okay I need to put this sign back up because I think I got a little bit on the floor uh I have nothing to clean this up with I need to go get maybe uh a broom I need a broom

I’ll go to the village and get a broom wait a minute he’s leaving right now he’s going to get a broom to wipe up his poop or something I don’t even know but this is perfect because this means I can go to his house and start pranking him

But just to make sure that we don’t get caught we are going to grab a thing called a personal tricky device and if I right click on this baby I actually become super D small look at this I’m literally smaller than a daisy so even if he does come back there is absolutely

No way that derp is going to see me cuz I am going to camouflage so let’s go ahead and let’s run over to his house and now we are inside and oh my gosh yo it literally smells that was like a stink bomb went off in here but now that

We’re inside we have to try and figure out where der’s diamonds are cuz they’re obviously not in all of the chests that I broke up here but I know that he has diamonds somewhere they’re just hidden so let’s start looking is it in any of these barrels here no I don’t think so

It’s not anywhere near here either is it somewhere in the balcony I don’t see them at all and they’re not anywhere near the woman bathroom size okay they’re obviously not upstairs so let’s check downstairs again they’re not near the urinal are they somewhere near wa

Wait a minute what did I just see is that a trapo right there oh my goodness wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what there’s a trapo hidden between these lines of toilets and I literally could have spotted it if I wasn’t tidy so let’s actually open it and yes yes

There’s a chest down here okay okay please please please let’s see and oh my goodness two stacks of 64 diamonds this is exactly what I wanted yes we can finally leave that one wait a minute what am I hearing okay I got my broom now stting to clean these floors wait a

Minute did I leave the door open oh my goodness door is back I actually left the door open oh no no no no no this is bad this is very very bad a lot of weird stuff has been happening today so maybe I’m just overthinking um I probably am

Let me just shut it and I’ll lock it this time oh my goodness he literally locked the door how am I going to get out now all right well I’m going to go upstairs get a bucket of water and I can start wait huh what is this is this a

Camera in my house wait a minute I did not put this here is that explain why my door is open and now there’s a camera here how long has this been here for who’s in my house show yourself who is here oh my goodness no no no no no he

Spotted the camera how did he spot it I put it in somewhere so hidden but he knows we’re inside now okay you know what it’s okay we’ll just calm down we just have to be very very careful and he won’t spot us there’s no way he’ll spot

Us right I’m breaking everything in this house wait what what hold up he’s breaking all of the toilet paper and everything he’s looking for me oh gosh this is bad where are you you can’t escape from derp yes these toilets are big enough who’s hiding behind here

Where are you oh my goodness oh my goodness okay I’m going to hide hi ins side of a toilet so he doesn’t spawn me a where are you oh no oh no I have to poop my pants again it’s a Taco Bell but but I have to find the Intruder I guess

I’ll take a quick break okay okay wait wait wait what is he doing what is he no no no no no is he P me oh he’s literally pooping on me what I need to get out of here I need to get out oh my go oh my

Gosh see something run across the floor oh no wa did he catch me oh gosh I couldn’t be pooped on but we can’t have him catch me either H I guess it must be my imagination again but you guys should be safe let me check my secret storage

Of diamonds Yep they’re right here right where I left them let’s see Diamond wow my diamonds that’s all I have left oh gosh it looks like he figured me out okay okay I think it’s time for me to make an exit still you know what we got to break the window to

Get out of here hey my windows no I see you how are you so small come back okay okay we’re leaving we’re leaving we’re leaving I don’t know if he saw exactly who I was but he shouldn’t have recognized me let’s get out of here oh

My goodness okay I think we’re safe and we got his diamonds to awesome oh my goodness that was so close but let’s go ahead and store these and then we’re going to move on to the next prank for this next prank I am going to be using a

Special item called The Switch probe and whenever I punch someone with this it pretty much makes it so we switch bodies for the day and I control whenever we switch back or not so what I’m going to do is I’m going to go up to derp hit him

With this switch probe and switch bodies with them any time of the day and he’s going to be so surprised so let’s go ahead and go say hi to derp oh derp derp hey buddy Knock Knock Knock knock hello I’m not in the mood for this what do you

Want Cory oh what’s up buddy I just wanted to hang out with you say what’s up uh how’s it going I’m not really in the mood because earlier all my diamonds got stolen by this little like orange guy he was like I don’t know 1T tall

Orange do you know anyone that small an orange do I know anyone that’s orange uh I I don’t know I don’t know anyone that’s fully covered in Orange clothing all the time it is known for that specific color no I don’t know anyone like that and do you by chance know

Anyone with shrink technology you know like the one you were showing me the other day uh someone who’s Orange in has shrink technology I mean no no no that that was just a prototype I was showing you derpa no no definitely not interesting because you

Know it’s only me and you that live in you know this part of the server so I was just really curious Cory oh derpa let’s calm down let’s uh let’s just take a deep breath yeah I’m out of here I’m out oh my goodness why do you have a gun

On you because I have to protect myself oh my goodness okay I was going to do this later but it’s now 3 2 1 and switch yes it worked it worked I literally see my own body and this is fake Cory wait is that me Cory yep it’s me buddy

And I’m inside your body what is my girlfriend going to think Cory we have to switch back right now h no thanks I watch watch hey no stop stop that’s my head oh oh I’m going to I’m going to punch myself in the face derp no you can’t do

Anything about it I’m going to do it I’m going to do it you know what how about this you don’t get to live uh yeah okay you go ahead and have fun with that I’m just going to respawn you know what I’m going to do instead now

What I’m going to go to the village and beat everybody El so they all hate you those are my best friends Cory please don’t do it sorry buddy I’m off hurry I don’t care if I HT myself come back here up do you really want to shoot yourself d That’s not

Going to be a good idea fine I’m going to the village with you to tell him it’s not really me okay you go ahead and do that buddy I will no no yo what’s up everybody how’s it hanging how is oh wait wait is that Tim Tim is that you

Buddy oh my goodness you are looking awesome today what’s good bro keep it down Cory everyone’s trying to rest oh guys what’s up it’s me no don’t throw your back against me please look it’s actually me it’s derp it’s derp yes yes it’s me wait who are you talking to derp

This guy’s dead no with this guy with this guy what are you doing oh yes yes yes oh yes that’s not me wait wait wait derp would the villagers be super mad if I like you know broke no that’s that’s all the food supply stop it right now Cory that’s right

Villagers it is me D breaking your entire farm that you work so hard for oh oh oh oh there we go and wait wait wait derp derp derp derp derp how important are these Piggies to the Village no no those are the sacred Piggies those are sacred we

Don’t eat those we keep those as a pets oh okay fine fine fine if you keep them as a pet I won’t do anything to them because I’m not super mean you are super mean you just killed my family but I didn’t kill your Piggies shouldn’t you

Be at least happy with that U no because look when they I killed your Piggies and the other one’s gone too bye-bye what the heck is wrong with you this is not funny anymore Corey okay okay fine I won’t do anything else uh just uh let me let me just let me just

Do one thing real quick wait what what else are you going to do nothing nothing I’m just going to try to you know uh like try to place a block here and uh okay I think we should we should probably leave here everyone run wa up

Run uh they’ll probably not hear you in time and uh what no The Village sorry buddy it kind of had to be done but you know at least they won’t mess with you anymore I’m so sorry everyone oh at least they won’t know it was me because they’re all God they’re

Dead and wait a minute der didn’t you say that a girl was coming over soon uh no I lied that’s next week no no I think they are okay let’s go and let’s go to her Cory come on you’ve done enough no I don’t think so I think I want to talk to

This girl as you of course don’t worry bro I got W RZ I’ll help you out no you have no R that’s why you smell like poop I literally feel poop in my pants right now where I’m running and it’s not even

My pants uh I have w r i me check me out ready ready ready look look at me eyes look at me eyes treat me like YT what is that that is terrible that’s my R that’s my R oh yes I’m going to go talk to this

Girl and wait I think she’s already here she’s inside the house and wait derp where did you go bro I’m right here I have an invisibility cloak on cuz I don’t want her to see your nasty face oh my goodness you really put on a cloak of

Invisibility okay well I’m going to go talk to Ashley wish me good luck oh Ashley hi what’s up um hi my name’s Darin you look really really ugly today are you serious oh sorry I meant that you kind of smell like oh you kind of smell like poop asle I’m not going to

Lie that is so mean I can’t believe you made her cry please stop please say something nice please oh okay okay um Ashley I was just kidding that’s not funny like you are so much better online online yeah I mean I guess so because you know what my name

Is darp and I want to show you something super cool I’m going a poop in front of your face oh yeah oh yeah oh my gosh ew oh my good oh yeah yeah okay here here actually I actually brought a gift for you by the way um okay he there you go

Oh my gosh that is so nasty ew ew ew you get that away from me okay I have to get out of here this is the grossest day I’ve ever been on don’t call me don’t text me and stop sending me pictures of your feet wait

Wait wait Ashley Ashley what do you want I know that this entire date I’ve been kind of mean and I’ve been saying some pretty weird stuff but I just want to say one more thing yeah d b b b BM yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yeah don’t call

Me no actually okay fine I’m going to shoot you with the shotgun Bye by sorry buddy wait where even are you I can’t see you I’m right here how can you do this to me I barely did anything actually wasn’t the one anyways and why are you sending photos of your feet

Online I’m not no no I wasn’t it’s all a misunderstanding but that’s not the point that was the love of my life why do you have to do this to me you know what I’m done with you I may not be able to kill you forever but I

Can inure your body as much as possible so you look so weird uh okay yeah I’m not so sure about that because we are about to switch I’m back derp no my life my life is ruined my Village is gone my girlfriend is gone and all I have is you

Yeah okay uh I’m I’m going to get going now bye D bye oh my goodness go run run run run run I think we got away but oh my goodness that guy has a stop shooting bullets at me that was the prank yet so far but I have one more in stock that

Will make his entire head go boom and I mean that literally earlier today I set up a secret command inside of der’s house so that whenever a cat walks in his entire house will explode and derp absolutely love cats so I came up with the perfect plan using my special

Morphing technology I can turn into a cat in 3 2 1 and I am now a cute itty bitty cat meow meow meow and yo what what the heck what’s happening with my tail why is my tail like that but anyways besides my broken tail he is going to absolutely think I’m adorable

So I’m going to sit out of his side of his house meowing super super loudly and he’s going to come and let me in and that’s what his entire house is going to go boom boom boom boom boom so let’s go in front of his house and wait but we

Got to be a little careful cuz he’s going to be super high guard so let’s go in front of his house and let’s start meow meow meow oh oh oh it’s just a little cat a hi little guy I’m derp oh my goodness what is derp wearing here oh is that a

Machine gun what the um okay okay you know what just act like a cat meow a you sound kind of injured are you okay little guy y this kid literally just trying to shoot me with his bullets what is he talking about meow bowow oh you sound really really sick here come on

Inside little guy I’ll take care of you no wait is he actually letting meide it’s that easy all right come on come on wait wait wait there’s a small chance you could be my friend Corey so I’m going have to push you to a little test Kitty wait what he actually thinks it’s

Me oh my goodness derp is so paranoid right now this is bad come over here let me ask you a few little questions questions what is he going to ask me if you answer these right you’re more than welcome to come to my house little kitty

But if you answer them wrong well um you die oh my we better ask these questions right okay little kitty who is smarter me or Corey jump once for Corey jump twice for derp oh okay this is easy I mean I’ll jump once and oh gosh oh no oh

God my pride why ego I’ll have to jump a second time a okay you passed the first question that was a close one second question who smells worse Cory or derp jump once for Corey twice for derp oh my goodness derp literally smells so much worse I can’t believe I’m doing this

Even as a cat but I guess I’ll say Cory oh good usually Cory would let his ego get in the way he would never answer this honestly a okay last question you’re you’re passing with a flying colors far who is the king of This Server Corey or derp oh my goodness it’s

Me obviously is me but I can’t believe I’m doing this okay let’s jump twice yay you did it you’re actually a cat okay come on Kitty come on inside let’s have a good freaking time oh he’s going to pay for this okay we’re inside that witch Beast the Trap should be activated

And and it should activate any second now oh hi the little cute kitty I’m so happy you’re here I finally have a friend what just happen wait no no who did this didn’t you oh yes it worked okay you know what let me switch back to my human

Form and how’s it going D Cory I’m going to put my helmet on Cory it was you the whole time you admitted to all of that yes okay buddy I only said that you know so you would to respect me but um I hope you have a good time bye D I’m end

Uping out of here oh my goodness everything just got destroyed wait where’s DP I know he just got blown up but but where is he now Cory Cory you win I quit wait is he actually ah he actually left yes we did it right now we’re not even Titan TV man

So let’s change that real quick and boom I am now Titan TV man and now that I’m suited up I should easily be able to prank derp until he literally rage quits this game so let’s see how many pranks it takes him to quit so for the first

Prank in my inventory I have a gem called the house switcher and whenever I use this magical powers it can turn the material of the house into literally whatever I want so obviously we’re going to use this to mess with derp and I think he’s inside his house right now so

Let’s go knock in this door knock knock knock knock who’s here again I just want some rest what what is this it is a Titan TV man wait you kind of have like some similar features of Cory but Ty TV man what the heck are you doing at my house

I’ve come from the future to take over this world and uh yeah I’m starting with you buddy what no no no you’re not going to do that uh yes I am who’s going to stop me tit TV man is the strongest of the ball again what do you want with me

I’m literally just a regular person trying to chill on a Sunday uh you’re kind of like my test rat so like I’m going to just be starting off with you oh no thank you oh you think you have a choice okay fine well guess what I have

In my hand I have the power of the magical house switcher so now I’m going to Wi this house to turn it into sponges in three 2 one and oh the entire house is now sponge what the heck just happen I thought I was safe in here I locked

All the doors oh my goodness he really is powerful what do I do what do I do you turn my house into a sponge yeah I told you you cannot stop me I am literally super powerful Titan TV B cannot be beat okay what do I have to do

I don’t want anything else turned into sponge wait can you turn me into a sponge uh no I can’t turn you into a sponge but I told you I am just going to be toying with you today you are now my test ride what no no no no you’re not

Going to do that to me I won’t let you leave this server as I say so no I’m never quitting and now I have an iron pickaxe and I’m not afraid to use it um I didn’t mean to do that okay well now that you’re not listening this house is going to become

Even something crazier in 3 2 1 R and boom no no no no no my house can’t be made out of TNT please I just got it rebuilt oh yeah well guess what I have too what do you have what is this okay okay stop stop stop no stop

Stop I have a Bruce door and I’m not afraid to use it um okay well uh well guess what what what you think TNT was the worst I’m about to turn this into the worst block of all time oh wait wait before you do it before you do it is

There anything I can do to stop you from doing this please it’s just me all by myself come on uh nope too bad three 2 one boom it is now made enough cobwebs have fun with your house der you will soon rage quit this server how am I

Supposed to get in oh no it feels really weird no my house all my windows all my rooms are gone leave me alone well I’d say that’s a pretty first successful prank and although it didn’t get him to quit the server we are going to get a

Lot closer cuz these next few pranks are not even comparable cuz they’re so funny this next prank is called mining Madness right now derp just started mining to go and get some new stuff for his house and I am right above him wearing an invisibility cloak so he can’t see me

Anymore oh I can’t believe Titan TV man came to my house and destroyed it I don’t even understand why he’s here I know he’s trying to get me to quit the server but I will never quit this server but while derp is treding to in mind

That we are going to set up a prank so first things first we are going to grab two blocks called The Observer and then we’re also going to grab dispensers now make sure to grab a ton of armor stands just like this and this should be all

The materials needed to set up the prank so set up two observers one facing this direction and another one facing the opposite direction okay why is this not placing down and with that done place a dispenser at the end of one Observer so it’s right over this hole and now what

We’re going to do is we’re going to place a bunch of armor STS inside the dispenser and it should start spawning a bunch of armor STS on top hey what’s going on what is this Hey ow ow ow ow what is going on why are

There so many armor Sands I can’t M any of the blocks below me and because so many armor SS are spawning he should not be able to move at all and just be absolutely stuck there okay so let’s wait for all these armor STS to keep spotting and you know what this should

Be good for now there should be like at least a stack of armor STS in there and let’s see his reaction okay let’s go down over here and see how many armor stands there are oh this is my 30th armor understand why are they not breaking who did this what if it was

Tidy TV man where’s he at there’s no one above me I don’t know I guess I have to keep breaking these until I figure it out oh my goodness he looks straight at me because of the invisibility cloak he literally couldn’t see me and he is

Bringing so many armor STS okay you know what I think we’re going to keep going with this he might be breaking all of them so let’s place the dispenser down again and let’s just place a bunch more armor STS oh my goodness I’ve been doing this

For like 10 minutes already what do I do this is really not fair I I just wanted a mine my house is gone and now I have to deal with this what is going on let’s grab a creeper spawn egg and here here we’ll place this guy right in here so

Let’s just place around like two or three and oh oh there goes the creepers down and oh wait they just all died oh I swear I just saw a creepers fall what was that okay well that one didn’t work okay let let me just go down a little

Bit more and just place it down here W wo wo wo wo I did die yes it freed me okay that was really really scary I have half a heart and I’m done mining now I’m going back up oh my goodness are you serious my creeper literally freed them

Ah that prank kind of failed but it should have got him a little bit more nervous about Titan TV man oh that was really hard but I’m out and you know what I know that was Titan TV man and that’s not enough to get me out of this

Server you’re going to have to do more Ty TV man you hear me oh yeah I hear you derp you are going down buddy cuz this next break is going to be crazier let’s go all right this next break is going to be a bit of a surprise cuz one thing I

Know for sure is that dark absolutely loves gifts so what we’re going to do is we’re going to act like a fan girl of his left him a very very nice gift but in the end it’s going to be a really really crazy surprise and trust me it is

Definitely going to make him pee and poop his pants so first things first we going to write a nice note to him so let’s write I love you so much you are so handsome and awesome from fan girl XOXOXO har perfect that should be good now let’s just go ahead and place a

Chest in front of his house and then we’re going to put a thing called a surprise box in here along with the note and let’s grab a sign here and say for my love and now all we have to do is knock knock knock knock knock and let’s

Go ahead and put on our invisibility cloak before he comes out a this food is going to be so good I love cooking wait who’s at my house what if it’s Titan TV man Titan TV man I know you’re there huh wait a minute what for my love

No Titan TV man I don’t think he likes me like that is there anyone around me I don’t see anybody here uh let’s just see what’s inside this chest surprise box and a book okay let’s see what’s inside the book oh it looks like derp is

Reading the note now I wonder what he’s going to say I love you so much you are so handsome and awesome from Fang girl xox what the heck I have a fan girl this is actually pretty cool it does get kind of lonely out here yes I love this so

Much okay what else did she get me a surprise box let’s set this down what the huh oh yes D place the surprise blocks oh my goodness he is going to have such a fun time with this one what the heck okay that was kind of weird how

It changed noises oh okay uh this is kind of sweet I guess but that okay it does get really weird I don’t like that I like this music though it’s uh it’s kind of good thank you fan girl Derpy is going to have no idea what’s

Coming what is this oh my goodness oh my goodness get away get away CLS are so scary oh my goodness yes the crazy clown is killing der and it just destroyed his newly rebuilt house my house is gone again is he literally crying I know derp hates clowns there’s no way he’s going

To beat him this is the scariest thing of all time I just beat my beds oh my goodness but you know what I can’t do this anymore I’m done getting bullied I’m standing up to my feet wait wait wait what is derp doing is he putting on diamond armor and wait wait

What is he killing that cloud get away from me clouds you’re not a fan girl you guys are bullies just like TV Titan man oh my y wa he’s actually fighting him no way he survives the diamond sword is not doing any damage oh that’s not working I

Have to get out the big boy wait wait wait what the wait does he have a gun is he shooting the Clown die oh my gosh there’s so many of them what do I do okay this isn’t working so I’m done playing games clown time for the

Big G oh my goodness exad a Minun did he get that die yes die die yes wait no way he’s actually killing it oh my wait no no way he actually kills a clowns there’s no way there so many of them but they’re no mat for me

Die and wait he actually killed it what not clowns huh where are you at TV Titan man come get some of this oh my goodness sounds a little bit deranged right now you know what I think it’s best to leave him alone and set up our next prank I’ve never quitting the

Server you’re going to have to kill me oh my goodness that did not go to plan but he’s definitely a little bit more scared now so I think we have to up the level of the pranks cuz we are not stopping until he quits This Server that

Was really tiring I’m going to get some water woo I’m never leing yes wait a minute did I just hear derp saying that he’s going to go get some water is he AFK right right now okay okay hold up hold up hold up actually this is a

Perfect time for the next prank okay first things first we have to get derp in the air somehow so let’s grab a fishing rod actually and here we’re going to build a few blocks up just like this and let’s get him to come up there

We go and oh my goodness wait I’m so close let me try one more time yes yes yes we’re getting him up this is perfect we just have to get him a few more blocks up so let’s rot him up one more time and boom yes okay that should be

High enough and now what we’re going to do is we’re going to grab some slime blocks just like this and build in an L shape so go three down and then two to the right and then you’re going to build two blocks straight down from the middle

Now what we’re going to do is we’re going to grab a sticky piston and a regular piston and then we’re going to place the sticky piston and then the regular piston facing up finally go ahead and grab a redstone block and we are going to place this baby next to the

Sticky piston right here and as soon as we do this he should be sent flying so 3 2 1 here we go and oh my goodness let’s go he is flying up oh my yo wait he is going so high right now there is no way

He’s going to be able to get down and I wonder when he’s coming back I was feel what what is this what’s happening what’s happening oh my goodness oh my goodness why am I in there no no no I don’t want to die I have so much loot

Right now what if this was Ty TV men no please in their way down what am I going to do what am I going to do wait a minute where’s there there’s a lot of water around me and anything close enough though yes right here okay ready 3 2 1

St wait no wait he actually jump dead wait is he going to is he going to do it oh that one worked perfectly he actually fell and oh my goodness I still see the machine all the way up there and der died it oh wait he’s right here let’s

See what he has to say that was definitely Titan TV man and he thinks that’s going to make me quit from this server just because I lost all my items never I’m going to work harder than ever to get back at him even if it means the other half of my

House wow he still hasn’t quit okay he’s tougher than I thought all right I think it’s time we step things up a notch all right this next prank I’ve been working on for ages now I have been spending all my time researching in the lab doing all

Of this fancy smashy Tech stuff to create something called the acid gun and pretty much how this works is if I shoot someone with them then they become super duper loopy and the entire perspective on the world changes literally so let’s see he should be inside of his house and

Oh yeah he has no idea I’m here all right let me actually put on my invisibility cloak again just before I forget and as soon as he moves we’re going to hit him with this baby I have to think of how I’m going to stop tiing

TV man he’s too strong and half of my house is gone again this happens every single time someone comes to my house but what am I going to do I get a weapon am I going to have to run away from home what about my kids and F wait I don’t

Have kids and family what about all my food my cozy bed that’s now gone what am I going to do what am I going to do derp really is planning how he can take me down all right well we’ll see how that happens let me hit him with the acid gun

In 3 2 1 hide yeah what was that this bur it’s really bur really bad what was that what was that okay it should start to take effect now I don’t feel too go what the heck what is happening to me oh he’s definitely feeling the effects of it now

What the heck is happening why am I seeing the floor in the sky and why do the clouds look like Ramen noodles what is happening to me why is the ocean in the sky what is going on it’s all moving wait the floor is moving now I’m really

Scared why is the floor moving like water this is so funny let’s trip him up even more let’s grab some pigs and let’s place them all the way over here and you should see them like in a sky or something why are the pigs leaning what

Is happening the part Piggies I feel so bad for you guys W I’m coming to say oh my goodness he cannot even walk straight the clouds are moving so fast I’m coming to save you guys okay come on come on come with me why aren’t you guys

Listening to me what’s going on this is hilarious he’s literally jumping over pigs and here you know what let’s actually lead him to the mountain tops and see what he does okay we’re just going to place a bunch of line of pigs up to the mountain tops watch out the floor is

Moving fre I’m coming to get you guys wo wo wo wo what’s happening what’s happening I’m spinning in water what is he saying he’s spinning in water I have no what he’s seeing right now Piggies come with me I’m Ser to save you Piggies come on oh my goodness what

Is this over here oh it’s a portal I’m seeing a portal what is he talking about a portal okay you know what here let’s hit him with the acid gun one more time and this should revert him back to normal 3 2 1 and okay there we go and that should

Change him back what just happened I got hit again and everything’s fine wait no no everything’s not fine everything is much more weird what am I on a big ball the floor is moving underneath me wait what a big ball oh gosh wait I might have accidentally not done this right he

Might be seeing things even weirder now oh wo what is happening wait if I keep running I’ll fix it right wo everything’s like coming up in my face wo wo huh how did I fall the floor is right underneath me wo I’m on a big ball

I’m running quick on the big ball oh gosh what is he talking about a big ball this is actually really cool you know it would be really cool on this big ball if I build straight up and see how that looked okay here we go wa I was on a big

Ball look at that wait what is DP saying well what does he mean big ball oh my God why why is he building up I did not mean for him to build up like this wo the ball is so big any where I go the

Ball goes yeah oh gosh oh no I don’t know if derp is going to be safe here la a wa the ball looks kind of soft down there that means I can probably jump on his take a trampoline and I’ll survive tid TTV man oh wait wait wait

What is he say what is STP saying it oh my goodness I did not plan for that to happen oh gosh SHP is going to be so bad that when wait does this mean he’s going to rage quit again W that was such a weird dream huh wait my house wait all

My stuff in my inventory is gone that wasn’t a dream that was probably tiny TV men wait wait is that him that is him tyan come here no I’m not coming there der you are getting pranked so many times and I going to make you quit well guess what I’m never quitting nothing

You can do can make me quit you’re going to have to keep going yeah we’ll see about that D Bob setting up the next prank wait no no I was kidding stop please oh gosh derp has no idea what’s in store so let’s go to the next break

Now for this next prank we’re going to be doing some trivia with derp derp is a big fan of game shows and he’s always watching them every day so you know what we’re going to do we’re going to make a little game show of our own but it’s the

Game show of death so what we’re going to do is we’re going to set up a fake game show that is definitely going to kill him no matter what happens and he is going to be so bad cuz we’re going to steal all his items so let’s start off

With the room of would you rather so first things first we got to build the actual thing and let’s make it look Hightech cuz you know we are from the future and we’ll expand this out into a big long rectangle and we are going to place this right in front of dp’s house

So he has to see it there there’s no way Mr buddy boy is going to miss this and boom that looks pretty good so far and now let’s start working on the would you rather so first things first we got to make the actual entrance and you know

What instead of a really really easy Open Door let’s use a keypad door a keypad door is just like an iron door except it’s very special as it it has a keypad it’s cool guys don’t worry it’s a password so let’s set the password to um hm what’s a really hard password that

Derp can never figure out wait I know 1 2 3 4 5 there we go no way derp is going to figure that out so now if we type that in then you should be able to access the game show and now that we’ve done that we got to start building some

Walls inside of this box and then we got to make two doors on either side and oh now that I think about it we need to have one long wall running down all the way down the middle so they don’t just cheat so boom we’ll set it up like that

And that is starting to look a lot better so for the first question let’s do um who is smarter Corey or derp there we go and this side will will be Corey and this side will be derp and obviously the right answer is Corey I’m a billion

Times smarter than derp he has like poop for brain so this will be the correct path but here is where things are going to get a little bit funny what I’m going to do is on the side with the Corey answer we are going to make all of that

Into lava now you may be wondering wait why lava isn’t lava bad for you but this lava is called a fake lava so when you go inside of it it actually heals you instead of damaging you and on this side on the incorrect answer what we’re going

To going to do is we’re going to do a similar thing except we’re going to do with fake water and this obviously is opposite of water and this is only going to hurt you instead of doing any good so if you go in here you’re going to

Instantly start dying and I’ve done this because I know derp is going to look through these doors and see that this one has lava and this one has water and try to go over here and he’s just going to take a bunch of damage as he goes I

Have no doubt in my mind that he’s going to try to cheat and fall for this so let’s set up the next wi you rather after this too and now this next question is going to be who smells worse Cory are DP and guys come on this is an

Obvious answer DP is obviously a lost mellier so we’re going to put DP on the left side here and we’re going to put Cory on the right side just like this and on the correct side The Derp side we are going to put a bunch of gold and

Diamond blocks for derp to disco on if he gets it right which uh you know obviously I feel like he’s going to get wrong because derp doesn’t think he smells at all even though he smells like absolute pop he showers like I think once a year or something like that it’s

Something pretty crazy I shower you know at least once every two months you know got to stay clean for the ladies but that should be good and on this other side what we’re going to do is we are going to put a bunch of turrets down we’ll Place one here and another one

Here and as soon as derp enters his door it should start firing at him and you know what I do feel kind of bad cuz I don’t want derp to die right away so let’s put a chest right over here and inside we are going to place a diamond

Pickaxe along with the shield so he doesn’t immediately die okay now that’s good for that room but we still need to do one more question and this room is definitely not big enough so let’s actually cut the end of this room and expand it a teeny bit more and we just

Got to build a wall back just like this all right perfect and we’ll make a door on each side and now here is going to be the final question and over here we’re going to do things a little bit more differently so what we’re going to need

Is we’re going to need a TNT of course and you know what why don’t we choose a little bit more interesting TNT instead of a regular one let’s do a gravity TNT that’s going to be awesome and then on the other side we’re going to do a lightning TNT that’s perfect perfect and

Now we’re going to set up the actual TNT so we’ll Place one right here and another one right here and on top of these we are going to place a trapped chest so whenever this is open it is going to set off the TNT and kill derp

Immediately and now we got to set up the question and this is going to be a trick question the question is going to be how tall is derp question mark and on this side it’s going to say 5′ 10 and on the other side is going to say 6 feet tall

And guys this is a trick question because derp is none of these highs he’s like 5’1 or something I don’t even know but it doesn’t matter cuz whichever chest he opens he is going to get destroyed by the TNTs but I think that should be pretty good for this death

Trap game show so let’s go ahead and let’s grab our cloak of invisibility just like this and now we’re going to watch derp come out and try to do this game show it is going to be absolutely hilarious okay let me go check my go

What is this in front of my house why is there a massive white building in front of my house there’s a key padded door in a sign that says game show but wait I absolutely love game show this is my chance what if I’m going to be famous

What if I’m going to be on TV who would put a game show in front of my house in the middle of nowhere that’s totally weird ah whatever who cares anyways as long as I try to get on the game show and win oh yes derp is falling forward

All right come on little Derpy try to get inside okay uh hello anyone there oh gosh maybe I shouldn’t have put the keypad door there he might not be smart enough for this oh there’s a keypad on the door all I have to do is guess the

Password 1 2 3 4 5 what how did he guess that that was like the most difficult password ever in the entire world and he just got it first try wait a minute I have to answer this question and then choose the door um who is smarter Corey

Or derp obviously derp is smarter but what’s inside of Cory’s door why he still lava right there okay let’s see what’s is that at my door yes it’s water because it’s the right answer der B hard than Cory oh yes yes yes he’s going to the water let’s see what happens turn in

Ball no yes he completely fell for it oh my goodness look he’s coming back bro that worked perfectly okay that was not very nice of you whoever did that okay so this uh I guess is not actually water but over here this is lava no way this

Is right and I know it’s not right cuz Cory’s smarter but whatever we’re going to try it ready oh it’s hurt wait huh what the heck it was fake water and fake lava oh you know what I guess they figured that out I’ll I’ll give them

Props for that but uh let’s see how he does with this next question more doors I didn’t like the last ones those were really scary and mean who smells worse Corey or Dirk I don’t even know where Cory lives this question is so silly obviously I smell

Better than Corey I found this new thing where if you don’t shower for a really long time the nasty smell goes away and you smell great I haven’t showered in like 5 years 5 years what the heck oh oh my goodness that oh that’s why he smells

Like rotting eggs and oh my goodness he smells like butt cheeks all right this should be the door wait wait yes it’s working look at him taking damage yes yes yes I can’t move it so hard I got to get out of here I got to go oh my goodness

Yes the centuries got him and that’s a second time I’m dying awesome there’s no way he’s going to be coming back in what he’s going through the door again I will not lose I want to be on a game show so bad oh my goodness DP is not giving up I

Guess he really wants to win this game show but I thought it was actually I know it’s Cory this is no fair ah but I guess I smell worse yes he chose the right door and now he’s at the final question how tall is derp well as you

Guys can see I’m actually very very tall none of these are right cuz I’m actually like 6’4 or 65 but I’m going to choose 6 ft tall bro what did he just say he’s 6’4 oh my goodness but he’s going to be opening the 6′ tall one which means the

Gravity TNT should get him I’m so excited all right 6 ft you guys already know and yes yes yes the gravity one is going to be working I’m ready for the TV he just said his corpse flying again he’s gone what the heck is this game

Show that is no fair I’m going inside my house and I’m never coming out oh my goodness yes that prank was so successful but the next few are going to be way funnier with this next prank I’m going to be using Titan TV man’s Advanced future technology to turn into

A sheep yep that’s right you heard me right I’m going to turn into a sheep and I’m going to go and prank der so bad with it so first things first let’s transform in 3 2 1 boom I am now official a sheep oh my goodness look how

Cute I am but now I’m going to go over to derp and just act normal but then I’m secretly going to start pranking him or he thinks you can mess with me no way he can mess with me I’m going to build a statue of myself right over here to

Declare that I’m never leaving this server no matter what Cory does to me okay I see derp right here okay let’s go up to him and let’s give him a quick tap he hey that H little sheep but you’re so cute hi little guy you didn’t mean to do

That right that punch was like one of Cory’s it didn’t hurt at okay never mind what the heck can you move I got to build a statue of myself right here so Cory never comes what the why are you hurting me is he really crying I’m just punching

Him every time he says the name Cory so it seems like I don’t like him every time I say the name Corey you hit me do you not like Cory either oh my goodness we’re going to be the bestest of friends I love you little sheep we hate Corey we

Hate Cory yeah oh my goodness derp is really not liking me but I just got to play a along I guess okay little sheep well right here let me tell you something I’m going to build a massive statue of myself because guess what Cory keeps trying to hurt me and prank me and

This statue means that he will never do it again as long as it’s up uh I’m not sure about that but you know what let let’s just DOD like we understand oh you really do understand me little sheep okay little sheep I mean you could

Come with me to my house if well it was my house but Cory blew it up but you can come with me if you want I’m going to get some materials for my statue oh okay looks derp is getting some materials and uh wait how how is he going to get up

Here I can’t get up to my materials okay I just need to farm this ground real quick okay oh my goodness okay you know what I’m just going to build a staircase for him I feel bad what the you can build how can you build what am I saying sheep can’t even build

It must be U my game or something it probably glitched oh gosh I was kind of close you almost saw me building okay I got all the materials little sheepy actually you need a name I’m going to name you buff and SM come on buffin SM

He just called me buffin SM what does buffin SM even mean okay so I’m just going to build like a little statue in my face let’s see what I look like oh it looks so cute this should be pretty easy did he just say he looks really cute are

You serious um actually my mouth starts right here okay that’s perfect now we need um more my face over here guys this is going to be so good I’m actually a really good Builder oh my goodness is already looks so terrible his face is literally uneven and he doesn’t even

Have a tongue am I mixing something sheep oh uh yeah let’s act like let’s let’s act like we understand what he’s saying what am I missing point to it or jump to it uh I’m just going to jump to it right here oh I think you’re right I

Think you’re saying I need a tongue oh yeah yeah yeah okay derp finally understands gosh how is he so bad at building you’re right I do need a tongue right there you’re such a good little sheep okay so what we’re going to do is break this boom now we have a tongue

Okay now next um I need more of the face actually how am I going to do this um okay while he’s building his face let’s pull another prank on him let’s start off easy so let’s break his tongue and place a black concrete that again so it

Looks like he didn’t place a tongue at all all right now there’s a huh where did my tongue go Mr sheep did I put a tongue there uh let’s act like we have no idea what he’s saying no I didn’t oh okay I guess I must be seeing things

Then because I swear I put a tongue there all right there we go now the tongue is there again okay I need to go back to the top and finish this oh my goodness okay he really thinks he hasn’t put a tongue okay let me just break it

Again and replace it one more time okay now the next thing I need to do is put some eyes wait huh my tongue it’s gone again Mr sheep are you taking my tongue away cuz I know I put it there this time what what is he talking about a sheep

Can take a tongue tur must be out of his mind am I really forgetting to put a tongue here every time okay now I will remember this it’s enlarged in my brain there is a red tongue right there do you see it Mr sheep okay let’s just nod and

Then you know what let’s point out something over there to distract them oh what what’s over there okay we broke the tongue and replaced it what the heck okay I need to take a break get a glass of water cuz maybe I’m seeing things you promised this wasn’t you Mr sheep no

Let’s just shake our head though okay I’m going to get a glass of water I need a little break okay wait this is actually perfect derp is getting a cup of water right now so let’s make a few adjustments to this instead of at making

A statue of himself we are going to make this a statue of Cory which is me of course I don’t know why I’m talking about myself in third person now we’re going to grab some white and make our beautiful beautiful eyes and we’re going to get rid of the mouth for now and

Let’s grab some red wool and make the lips instead and oh we can’t forget our dinosaur spikes on ourselves okay so we’ll put our Spike down right there and just place it all along just like this oh my goodness I look absolutely so handsome and I also need to give myself

Some hair because I have very very beautiful amazing amazing hair this is perfect we’ll cover this up with more orange and wow this already looks so much better okay let’s wait for derp to come back now oh that is so much better I think I had a really nasty headache

Now let’s go what the heck is that oh my goodness guys is this Cory no it was you right she wait no it couldn’t have been the Sheep he hates Cory you hate Cory right uh yeah let’s just act like we agree let’s just act like we agree I

Knew you did I’m sorry for accusing you but this was definitely Cory’s doing I told you he was pranking me this is really really annoying I don’t even know what to do I’m going to get payback on Cory and he’s not even going to see it

Coming so stay here I’m going to go mining for some materials and if you see Cory just hide okay wait I need to go follow der to prank him even more let me just follow him okay I need some iron what’s that noise W wao you scared me Mr

Sheep you really want to stay with me don’t you fine follow me we’re going to get some oh okay yes yes yes derp is leted me stay with them I know that you’re not a human but you always have to make sure you get every piece of iron

Okay bro this is literal basic Minecraft knowledge why is derp explaining this to me okay good so watch this I’m a pro okay now I’m going to put down this furnace and uh we’re going to put the iron in it okay it looks like der’s putting it his iron so you know what

Let’s actually make it funnier and let’s just place a bunch of iron or right here where he just mine okay now what what the wait a minute I must have missed some iron what uh was this here before let me just nod it was a there’s so much

How did I miss all of this oh whatever no way derp actually thinks the iron was there before Oh my good this is hilarious see Mr sheep you got to look behind you or you’re going to miss things okay let me just check again one

More time oh see I missed one spot right there all right he’s going back into his furnace let’s do it one more time let’s just put a lot more this time oh yeah okay that’s good okay Mr sheep I’m done I have some iron and who W how did this

Happen what the heck no no no this is actually getting really weird this is just like earlier with the tongue are you sure you’re not doing this Mr sheep let’s just shake our head no way a sheep could be doing this okay maybe there’s some type of a weird iron leakage I I

Don’t know maybe I really am just missing it okay one last time I’m going to break all of this freaking iron okay he’s putting all the iron and you know what here let’s upgrade it let’s grab some diamond ore and place it right behind him over here just like this and

Done okay now what there’s diamonds right here no way there’s not diamonds right here this was not here before Mr sheep what are you doing I’m just going to shake my head again oh my goodness wait but I think he may be on to me no these diamonds were not here I would

Have saw them cuz they’re right next to my furnace I’m just going to keep denying it it was not me D you know what Mr sheep come here I want you to stand right here while I’m on these diamonds and do not move here take some of your

Brother did he just say take some of my brother I’m watching you no stay oh wow he’s really watching me now okay you know what fine fine fine here I got to do one last prank on him while he’s not looking I’ll play a diamond block right

There but this is not a regular diamond block it’s actually a diamond or mine so when he steps on it it should explode so let’s just place like three down there and let’s just wait and done all right and there’s nothing behind me there’s nothing above me and you’re right there

H interesting what do you have to say for yourself Mr sheep um I’m just going to walk over here like I didn’t understand what the heck wait wait no way how did those get there I just walked over this there was nothing there what is happening maybe it’s me I don’t

Know how these are all get getting here but what I do know is that I do really need them a diamond’s a diamond I’ll take it ow ow ow ow wait what’s happening I need this one oh ow there’s only one more Diamond left and I need it really

Bad no way it’s actually working bro he’s falling for the diamond m in is he going to go for the last one as well okay that was really weird but I need this nice diamond for the stuff I was going to use for my statue he is right above it

And oh my wait how did he fall for the third M as well and wait wait wait hold on hold on let’s TPM to real quick we got to turn back to our regular cell put on our cloak of invisibility and now let’s TP to him and okay we’re here wait

Is he is he going to quit the game though is he that sad oh Cory definitely placed those I know he did I know exactly what he wants he wants me to leave the server but that’s not going to be enough I won’t let him get me out of

This server oh my goodness he’s still not giving up fine I guess we got to step up the pranks even more you’ll be quitting soon Mr derp for this next prank I use my hacking skills to install a secret resource pack on this ser Ser

So you see this piece of wood in my hand yeah it’s not actually wood Instead This is actually obsidian in the textured pack of wood so what we are going to do is we are actually going to build a fake house that connects to the nether portal

Without derp knowing so let’s head over all the way over here and we are going to start building this fake house so first things first we got to build an actual nether portal and then when we light this baby up we installed another mod that takes us straight into The

Nether so we don’t actually have to go through the portal so now you can literally just see that nether from the Overworld without even going inside of it so that what we are going to do is we are going to start building a fake house using this nether portal and you know we

Got to give it a little bit more of a box shape so let’s keep building it out and let’s actually use our magic wand to do this so we can set this to obsidian and then we’ll do the exact same on the other side okay perfect that looks a

Little bit more like a house now but honestly it still looks a little bit suspicious so let’s go ahead and let’s grab some stairs and slabs to give it a much more housing look and we’ll give it a roof and boom there we go the exterior

Is now finished but here comes the fun part so first things first let’s actually build a little doorway here because you know we do need to place the doors down we want to make it look like so it’s not the Nether and it just looks like a super duper ultra big house on

The inside while it looks tiny on the outside and now we are going to make this thing Ultra duper super super big and boom there we go now we got to actually hollow out the inside boom now it looks like one giant Master room

Inside and all we got to do is fix up the floor now too so let’s go ahead and do that and we this is perfect it looks like a giant house now in the over World it looks like a regular tiny house but when you actually go on the inside it

Looks massive and Dorp is going to be so tripped out by this but anyways now that we got the base of the house done we got to start working on the exterior so obviously we got to use orange sofas cuz you know orange is the best color the as

Of like sinks and trampolines and a bunch of other beautiful beautiful stuff okay boom that looks pretty good but now we are missing the one important thing of the house the prank part so what we’re we’re going to do is we’re going to go ahead and grabb a trap chest and

You know what first things first let’s dig a 3X3 hole just like this and dig this a few decent blocks down you know enough so you can take a bunch of fall damage and it should be looking like this except we’re going to replace all the walls on the inside also with

Obsidian too now what we’re going to do is we’re going to go ahead and grab a lava bucket and we’re actually going to place a bunch of lava at the bottom and here comes the fun part we are going to grab a bunch of sand and we’re also

Going to grab some Oak signs along with some cobwebs too and we’re going to put the cobwebs all the way down here and just build all a bunch of them here I think around this should be good fill this baby up and make it all spaced out

Evenly too and now place a trap chest in the middle of here and now that you place the trap chest in the middle go to the second block from the top and start placing a bunch of signs so now here comes the fun part the actual trap grab

A block of TNT and place a two block down and put it in the center just like this and then surround this entire TNT with a bunch of signs it doesn’t matter what’s written on them at all and then once you’ve done that place signs along

Ong the walls of the TNT too and it should be looking a little bit something like this and now cover this entire 3×3 hole with a bunch of sand like this and then place a trap chest on top of this middle sand and then to cover up that as

A trap chest you’re going to place a sign on it and say secret chest Titan TV man so now when derp opens this it’s going to make it fall down into the lava and it is going to be absolutely hilarious so let’s go outside and wait

For him to come to this house and you know what actually to bait him even more I’m going to put a sign here that says Secret house Titan TV man do not enter okay awesome let’s put on the cloak of invisibility and then let’s wait for him

To come here oh that’s so annoying Titan TV man wants me to quit this server so bad but I’m not going to do it you know what I’m going to go over to this Village and I’m going to try to beat him oh I see derp swimming over is he going

To see the house please see it please see it okay let’s go over to this village now and let’s see wait huh what is this over here wait my house is right there and I’ve never seen this house here I’ve lived over here for 10 years and I’ve never seen another house near

Me I live in the middle of nowhere okay let’s go check it out though what the heck this is really weird Okay W there’s doors over here wait a minute what does it say secret house tit TV man what the heck no way why did he make a house

Right next to mine okay this is really weird but to get payback on him I should go inside and steal okay guys I’m definitely going to go in and steal here we go huh what this place is absolutely massive yes he’s falling for the prank perfectly wait no no no this is doesn’t

Make any sense if I go back out and I look at the house it’s tiny this is as far as it goes this is a small house when I go inside oh my goodness guys it is massive let’s do this quick and efficiently so I can get in and get out

Oh yes yes yes you see the chest secret chest Titan TV man okay guys I’m going to open this chest right now okay wait what if it’s a trap what if he knows I’m here is there anything over here no there’s nothing over here there should

Be no traps in here right this base is completely empty besides this chest and a few pieces of furniture oh gosh derp is getting suspicious though he has to open the chest but to get payback on him I feel like I need to do this I don’t

Know my house is already gone and there really nothing I can lose so I might as well do it okay here I go oh gosh this sand is really really cold all right here we go open the chest what what what’s happening no oh my goodness look at Derpy sinking

Into the cobwebs going to the lava what am I doing what’s happening I’m seeking I can’t get out hey D I told you you would pranked again I he made let me go please I’m going to die oh no well you better quit the server this is your last warning until

The final death no guys what can I do there’s no way I can get out right I got to break these cobwebs come on come on let me out let me out let me out no no oh my goodness yes let’s go he he had to quit the server after that right I

Mean that prank was Flawless he fell for completely oh my house is gone all the stuff on my inventory is gone my statue didn’t work out I’ve been burn I’ve been bullied I’m done I quit oh my goodness wait yes DP Lov the game we did it we

Finally got to rage quit so to prank derp as a crazy fan girl we actually have to become the fan girl first so let’s transform in 3 2 1 and boom there we go I am now in the skin of a girl so let’s have her to derp and see how

Reacts cuz for the first prank we’re going to actually need to go inside of his house um hello I mean Hello derp okay cleaning the windows here and that wait huh wait huh what is that outside hello who’s there um it’s just me you know your your fan girl fan girl no way

Guys this is so cool no wait it’s an actual fan girl and she is super pretty uh Hey fan girl what’s your name oh gosh my name I didn’t think of this um my name is Emily uh hi Emily my name is derp derp derp derp I like you did he

Just say like me I literally haven’t talked to him for 5 seconds wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you have the same cape on as my friend Cory same Cape oh my goodness wait I forgot to take that off um yeah I’m just a really big

Fan of you and Cory’s videos so I bought his cape what oh that’s awesome that’s that’s actually the first time I didn’t even know they sold those but um how about you uh come on in oh I can come in yeah of course of course are you hungry

Are you thirsty you want me to massage your back no I think I’m okay for now I just want to hang out with you for the day well be my guest I don’t get a lot of visitors around here you know kind of in the middle of nowhere how did you get

Here I just looked at your videos and figured out the coordinates and came here nothing too weird okay well welcome to my house this is my furnaces over here you know this is where I cook I’m up there have a lot of spices and stuff right here are my windows that I look

Out at nothing all the time because again I’m by myself oh you scared me I didn’t mean to scare you I wasn’t doing anything but um now that I’m with you what do you want to do all right I have the perfect idea how about you know we

Go on a little couple’s mining date a mining date okay that sounds fun wait so you’ll go on a date with with me yeah yeah yeah of course okay perfect but actually I’m really hungry and I think you should eat as well because you’re looking a little pale I’m going to go

Out here and I’m going to get some food for us okay I’ll be right back sugar muffin boo um okay bye oh my goodness derp is actually horrendous at floring he is so creepy but he’s going off to collect some food which is just what we

Need cuz while he’s gone we are going to redecorate this entire place so that it’s all pink and girly and awesome and he’s going to be so angry there’s no way that he’s going to still be nice to me and then maybe he’ll get some mad that

He’ll Rage Quit so first things first we got to replace all of this wood right here because a it’s all brown and nice and clean we don’t want that we want it to be awesome and sparkly and pink baby so let’s go ahead and let’s break this

Entire floor just like this and I accidentally broke the two front doors let me just move that over here and now what we can do is we can go ahead and grab some amazing pink concrete and we are going to fill this entire baby up oh my goodness this already looks so much

Better der is Lally going to get so bad he only likes the color blue so we’ll finish filling this up and you know what this enchanting table and all these books are actually in my way let’s get rid of this real quick oh gosh I think derp actually loved those books but it’s

Okay I’m sure he won’t be that mad now what’s the next thing we need to do well obviously we need to go ahead and grab some furniture there’s pink and there’s purple furniture oh my goodness that is even awesomer and then we’ll add another couch there and some over here as well

And that is looking pretty awesome and now I think about it I want to turn this entire house pink not just the the floor but it’s going to be a little bit too hard to break everything and replace it so I’m going to use a special command

And boom that should be good everything is pink and awesome and the upstairs should all be the same too Y and now what we’re going to do is let’s add some more pink stuff so how about a pink trampoline along with some pink coolers we can also add in some pink kitchen

Counters along with a pink sink oh yes this is actually so awesome we’ll place all of this useless useless stuff oh what up amazing Pig stuff and you know what that is pretty good you know what I actually feel like these chests are kind of useless they kind of you know just

Hold the useless items instead of being cool and awesome and pink so we’ll break all of that and instead we are going to place a giant heart here because you know obviously derp loves Hearts so let’s go ahead and do that and that should be good and oh wait I think I

Hear derp coming back okay let’s get ready for the surprise oh my goodness he’s going to get so bad okay I think that should be a good amount of full what the heck is this e this is so gross I’m a boy and this was a super cool

Boy’s house and now it’s a girly little girl house this is so oh hi Emily hi baby did you see my new surprise oh yeah how could I miss it it’s uh bright and pink yeah I know because I know you love the color pink so I just wanted to make this

Entire house for you pink cuz I know you would love it a you really shouldn’t have at all thank you so much you like it right I spent so much time on this and I knew you would love it I replaced everything inside too it’s not just the outside also everything in the

Inside is it’s all pink yeah just how you like it right oh yeah for sure how could I not like it when I get a headache almost from all this pink going inside I I love it I love headaches thank you so much uh Emily okay are we

Going to eat now I’m kind of hungry oh yeah I forgot I even got this food what H happened to all my you know kid equipment oh it was kind of bland and boring so I replaced it all with these kitchen counters and a sink Emily that

Took me a a really long time to get and it was a brand new uh you sound a little bit upset is something wrong no no it was a little bit outdated and it only cost like $10,000 but it’s fine it’s fine I guess I’ll cook my meat in the

Here it’s really hot outside uh we can just cook the meat on the floor right here I know why you’re upset derp oh my goodness I’m so sorry Oh I thought you would would understand yeah don’t worry I can change it I can change it good cuz

I I didn’t really know how to tell you but you know yeah yeah yeah these are also outdated so uh let me just replace that with just blocks thank you very much Emily of course you’re welcome here come jum on the trampoline with me okay

Yay yay why are you are you crying oh no it’s cuz the the the meat is cooking and it’s getting in my eyes oh okay okay well uh is this real meat oh yeah of course I went to go hunted not too long ago did you kill those cute little cows

Well how is when I get to meet no no I am a vegan we will only eat vegan stuff we are not killing animals oh oh you meant like oh you meant like actually killing the animals no no no I went to a place where they sell processed meat

That is processed meat that’s not real but they killed it no no no I have some food for us instead okay I didn’t like meat anyways here eat up this is all vegan and it’s awesome very very healthy for for you too where did you get this

From uh from my farm obviously okay let’s see what it is dried kelp a carrot and wheat oh thanks Emily I um I I love it yeah eat up eat it all that’s really okay eat it all no that’s Emily eat it all right eat it all

Let me see you eat it no no no but listen listen let me see you eat it I’m kind of full for the meat I had some of the meat on the way over here you ate the meat wait no no no no no no eat the

C yummy yummy yummy that was really good I’m I’m all full I can’t I literally can’t eat anymore literally okay nice nice nice well I also have a surprise for you upstairs oh are you sure it’s getting really late it’s literally like 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon yeah of

Course I’m ready to go upstairs yeah okay come here right now and you know all those chests that were there yeah I thought they were useless and weird so I broke them all and used a heart instead oh my chest do you know what was inside of those obviously nothing important

Because a heart is better thank you I love the heart and you’re right I didn’t need those chests I just had my entire life savings in uh two of them what a heart will do yeah yeah yeah of course I got you oh my goodness D are you that

Emotional and I I’m so sorry I can’t believe I forgot this stuff okay here here let’s just burn all of this old old stuff you know we don’t we don’t need any of this stuff what do you mean this is probably why you’re so upset because

I didn’t do it okay now I will make you a nice little heart over here too okay Em Go Emily what are you yelling at me no oh no no no no I was just saying sweetheart that was um all of my life savings right there that was it that was everything

That I had now we can live on the edge together yes said look you got a heart here too yeah okay well uh it was great visiting you for a little bit but I think I’m going to go take a nap at my house now cuz I’m tired here you can

Have have this as a reminder of me and all of this which I used to burn your entire life savings y I’m going to miss you I’ll keep this right here so I can sit here and look at it and just remember you okay bye derb next time bye

Yep what the heck what is she do to my house everything is pink and I hate pink why would she think this is okay my life savings how am I going to pay for my future family how am I going to refurnish this whole entire house oh my goodness I can literally

Hear derp scream from all the way over here and that was so funny the look on his face and he definitely must be wanting to quit this server now well you know what these next pranks are going to be even more funny so let’s move on so

Right now derp is talking to his one and only other friend on the server meatloaf his little dog and let me tell you when I say derp is obsessed with this dog he is obsessed with this dog he does not do anything without him and you know of

Course as a crazy fan girl I got to be the one that gets his attention not meatloaf so uh we’re going to be needing to take Milo spot if you know what I mean look at him acting all innocent and cute taking all of dp’s attention oh

Look at you little Milo who the best boy in the world good little meatloaf a I love you so so much oh you want a treat little guy okay Sit Stay good meatloaf I’m going to go get a treat for you inside I love you meatloaf oh wait D’s

Actually going inside okay time to carry out the plan let’s just get rid of Meatloaf real quick just like that and uh wait wait one more shot boom wait how is how is he still alive oh my goodness meoff is literally Invincible he is not dying okay let’s just go up a

Little bit closer and sorry buddy there we go we just got meatloaf what was that sound okay now before derp comes back let me go ahead and actually change into a wolf just like this okay now we literally look exactly like me Loaf and DP will give us all of his attention

While I begin to mess with them okay Milo I got you a treat here you go little guy here you go why do you look a little different meatloaf can you take your collar off again oh you’re such a silly little boy okay derp actually thinks that a meatloaf but now that I’m

Him I got to pretend that I hate derp now so he’ll ditch meatloaf forever and love me Emily instead well technically I’m Cory but you guys know what I mean like secretly Emily so let’s hit him stop stop what are you doing you’ve never done this before I’m going to die

Sit what is wrong with you you never attacked me ever since you were a little puppy I mean you beat me once on accident but you’ve never attacked me it’s Treet time what are you doing oh yes it’s working it’s working and you know what let me bite him in the butt ow

My butt oh my goodness D is such a crybaby but the plan is working okay you know what let’s go mess with them even more we’re going to go over to our house and we’re going to start breaking it Milo stop that cost me like1 billion what are you doing Milo please

Milo stop it Milo stop don’t touch Meo Milo here here here look look this always works here’s a bone right here Milo come and get your bone oh he’s giving me a bone going to spit those out what are you doing that’s it meaf you don’t get

Any more treats for the rest of the day I’m going to go tend to my pigs now because you’ve been a really bad boy bad oh yes derp is getting bad and oh he’s going to go t to his pigs all right well you already know what we got to do

A hey there little piggies come on out everyone it’s time to eat come on Piggies off we go off we go okay time to start killing his pigs ah yes yes yes okay okay we got one we got one we’re killing the other ones too what no Milo

What are you doing to my pigs Milo no no no no no no no I’m not Hamburger Helper stop it please Meo what are you doing no oh this is taking too slow you know what I’m going to use my shotgun what the heck what is that noise what how are you

Using a gun wait this is a MEF what is happening no Miss py run Miss picky Run come on I got you no come come on this way girl come this way girl come on come oh he really thinks he can stop me huh

Okay okay we P out the big ass with this come here oh my pig are God Milo what is wrong with you Mil with never do this I know you’re not meatloaf you know why because after a thousand times of trying to get meatloaf to use a

Bazooka he never learned and he could never do it but now you can no you’re not meaf oh gosh I think I’m caught all right let’s turn back to our original Self what the heck uh Emily uh Hi D you did all this on purpose you killed me

Wait where’s meatloaf don’t tell me you killed him uh meatloaf is on vacation but der I did to show you how much I love you now it can just be you and me no me lovef no pigs no distractions no no that is it you’re taking this way too

Far Emily I knew you were a fan girl but I didn’t think you were a crazy fan girl hey watch her you’re calling crazy Mister okay I’m not crazy but I am crazy in love with you so what do you say we go on a nice little date now derp the

One that you promised me um actually this is really unfortunate but uh I have family coming over you know like my mom and my sister no you don’t you don’t even have a sister you have one brother who’s age nine and his name is jooki how do you

Know about jooki he doesn’t even live in the country derp I’m your fan girl I know everything about you and I know for a fact they’re not going to come and visit you because they’re a bit busy right now oh what do you mean they’re a

Bit busy you don’t have to know but anyways let’s get married now married no you’re an absolute freak get out of here you not love me back uh I did love you until you killed all my animals you destroyed my house made it pink which I hate the color pink and now you’re

Trying to marry me no go away I’m derp be that way but I’ll get you you’ll see oh no she is super creepy maybe I should just leave the server and call it a day uh no no I can’t I can’t this is my house this is my territory and I must

Stay in the server to defend it she’s probably not going to come back anyways oh derp doesn’t think I’m going to come back I’m definitely coming back and this is going to definitely make him quit so for this next prank we’re going to be sending derp on a bit of a treasure hunt

Right here I have a paintbrush and a canvas that I can use to draw a treasure map for derp to follow but what he doesn’t know is that the treasure map is going to lead him to his death so let’s go ahead and do this first things first

We got to draw where his house is and that should be right over here there we go it looks a bit like an acorn but you know what I’m sure he’ll recognize it’s his house or something like that but now what we’re going to do is we’re going to

Lead this over and let’s make a landmark over here and why don’t we make like a giant diamond or or something because I know he loves diamonds and that is going to soon connect to H let’s see what if we make oh I got it a giant big old butt

Oh my goodness that is so funny and finally we’re going to go ahead and we’re going to connect that to the actual treasure and we’ll do x marks the spot and you know what this looks like a looks like a really bad treasure map actually but um hopefully he’ll figure

It out so I’m going to name this treasure map there we go now we can punch this and it is in my hands awesome and that I’ve done this I got to actually go ahead and build these landmarks cuz I don’t actually have it set up so first things first we need to

Go ahead and get some light blue wool and build the actual diamonds so here around this should be good so let’s go ahead and build a really quick Diamond just like that should be good it kind of just looks like a random blue thing but

You know what I’m sure it looks like a diamond from far away so after that we’re going to go over and oh here we go we got to build the giant butt so let’s go ahead and grab some smooth sandstone in here how are we going to make this a

Big old booty that kind of looks like a butt I guess and you know what we’ll even have some poop coming out of it oh gosh this is so nasty okay there we go there we go there we go finally for the treasure we’ll go a little bit deep into

The forest over here and let me go ahead and grab some red wool and let’s put the X Right Around Here and Now what we’re going to do is once D finds this he’s going to try digging down because you know obviously when you find x marks a

Spot you got to dig down for the treasure and over here we are going to use our magic wand to actually create a fake treasure room that is just full of traps I will kill him so derp should fall down right here and we’ll create a small little water bucket hole for him

To land in and right across here what we are going to do is we’re going to place a bunch of beautiful big old diamond blocks and let’s also add in some gold blocks around that too and then we’ll also add a chest in that has a bunch of

Awesome diamonds is what he’s got to think but instead we’re just going to put a bunch of poop inside and now what’s going to happen is when derp Falls in this water and he starts running towards all of the diamonds and stuff I’m going to use my special wand

To make it so this entire floor Al at the lava Edie Burns and dies and we just need to place a chest down here and inside we’re going to put the treasure map and on this we are going to sign treasure map for derp okay that is

Perfect now we’re going to put our invisibility cloak on boom and now we just wait for derp time to water the plant again let’s huh what is this a chest that has a sign on it that says treasure map for derp oh no way I’m not falling for this one

Again this is from the crazy fan girl I’m not dumb what if it’s not from the crazy fan girl what if it’s from a friend like what if it’s from Cory you would never do nothing crazy to me oh gosh I’m not so sure about that derp

Sorry buddy maybe it’s for my mom or grandma I don’t know but I guess I have nothing to lose anyways everyone in this town is crazy okay ready here I go in wait huh a treasure map what no way it’s a really small one uh let’s see what I’m

Looking at oh it starts off at my house and the first place I have to go is to this what is this an eyeball what the heck eyeball it’s a d how does he think it’s an eyeball okay so I go to the blue eyeball and then I go to the whatever

That thing I guess it doesn’t matter anyways I just have to go to them it’s a butt cheek how does it not look like a butt cheek I built it exactly like it how are these built in front of my house without me even knowing all right so I’m

Going to go over to the eyeball all right he’s following the map this is perfect what is he doing why is he trying to dig oh my go okay what is he doing I don’t think there’s anything around here maybe I just have to keep

Following the map okay now I’m at the uh hold let’s try to see what this is um oh where oh it’s the letter h letter H that is not the letter H what am I stand ew it’s sticky oh my goodness did he just stand on the poop oh gosh that is so

Disgusting it’s a meatball I love meatballs time to eat them oh my goodness is e oh go oh gosh this this is disgusting I actually can’t okay but now what I’ve completed this little dumb map oh and then after that there’s an x marks a spot I didn’t see

That okay so I came came to the H and now as you guys can see it’s time to go to the X so let’s go so it should be somewhere over here if I’m not mistaken oh this X is taking forever to find I followed the whole entire map I went to

The H I went to the freaking oh wait no way it’s right here yes we did it I can’t believe it was actually real and I don’t even know how I got here yes start find the exit I think he’s about to go mining okay now all we have to do is dig

Down right and it should be only dirt I don’t know what this is here we go x mark says what w huh what is this what is that no no no no wo W get away from me what is this right here this is super creepy oh my goodness

Wait what is that that is not supposed to be in here okay let’s get rid of it real quickly there we go what was that why did it just disappear okay that was really really scary um what am I doing down here crazy Fang girl I can really

Use you right now okay okay let’s start setting up the actual trap though okay we’re going to put a stone right here and we’ll do it like this and now we have all our Command ready no way a bunch of diamond and gold yes this is perfect and there’s a chest let’s see

What’s in it wait what what is this poop e this has to be a trap this has to be because of the crazy fan girl okay okay before he escapes you got to set us a law oh no no no no no help me yes so we

Got it with another prank and I know he is so bad right now but we can take it up another 10 doches he’ll learn never to best with the crazy fat girl again for my next prank I’m going to be going back inside derps house and living in it

But this time we are going to make sure we are not going to get caught so what we’re going to do is we’re actually going to build a secret underground base underneath der’s house and we are going to build a crazy fan girl room underneath it so let’s go ahead and

Let’s start breaking everything and wait are we under der’s house I actually can’t tell oh wait we accidentally overshot it okay that is not good and wait I have no idea if derp actually knows we’re here I wonder where he is and he’s literally right inside of his

House okay let me just reorganize our chest a little bit okay uh okay that should be good and actually I wonder what that crazy fan girl is doing I haven’t seen her in a while okay let’s dig back up and oh yes we’re right underneath dp’s house this is exactly

Where we want to be all right let’s start digging a giant room over here just like this and we need to start building this ASAP okay I am going to dig a few blocks around here and using my magic awesome wand I’m going to create a crazy fan girl room and now

Let’s even this out a little bit okay we’re going to put stuff right here and this does look a lot better but these walls are looking a little bit draa so let’s make everything into Super Pinkalicious concrete oh my goodness wait this already looks so much better

Yes but the power of the crazy fat girl fill your house DP it will fill everywhere okay this is perfect and we need to make this place super duper creepy and have just so many derp love signs everywhere along with derp statues and it will freak him out so let’s go

Ahead and give ourselves dp’s name and wait wait wait can I put this on my own head oh my goodness yes this a perfect I literally look like derp now but let’s go ahead and let’s put a bunch of derp heads on the wall this is awesome oh my

Goodness derp is going to be so creeped out May the Derp Army of heads begin and now that we’ve done this let’s grab a sign and fill this entire wall just full of derp I love you derp you are awesome derp you will be mine and we are just

Going to fill this with a bunch of crazy creepy signs what is that noise it’s really really irritating it sounds like someone’s building underneath my house and you know what let’s actually do something that is going to annoy derp as well I’m going to create a redstone

Clock that is just going to make a super loud alarm Bell just constantly ring inside of his house so all we got to do is grab some Redstone repeaters connect them all to each other just like this and create the Redstone clock okay there we go now we’ll connect to the actual

Bell and oh my goodness it’s working that is actually so annoying already what is that ow ow ow ow my ears my ears my ears okay what is this noise I need to figure out what this is ow I dig it underneath my house though I’m

Going to dig down what is this pink stuff underneath my house I’ve never seen this okay and what huh oh I fixed it wait Emily what are you doing underneath my house hi derp do you like the room I set up for you um no you are

Psycho what do you mean do I like the room I told you to stay away from me do you mean I am you look at my head Emily how do you have my face on your head oh I just have a bunch of faces of you everywhere what the

Heck what is going on wait and what is this derp come to me derp come to me derp you will be mine derp I love you derp you are so awesome I will take you what do you mean you’ll take me I’ll take you and we’ll run away to the

Islands of the Bahamas and we will be there forever thank you Emily but uh I’m not really interested in you like that oh oh oh derp you think you have a choice you’re so cute here you will never escap me no no no no no please

Please please no no no why would you do this to me oh yes D this is exactly what I’m going to do to you oh please let me go I’ll do anything I’ll give you anything here what what is this no wait listen I have a big diamond that I can

Give you right now you have a big diamond where do you have the big diamond uh it look look right behind you okay uh I don’t see the big diamond der where is this exactly just keep looking um okay let’s see what is derp talking about big diamond I’m not going to lie

Emily um I tried making a distraction tar IET Escape but I can’t get out of these wbes oh so you just tried tricking me huh okay well I guess that deserves a little bit of a punishment no no what is that what is that Emily please don’t it’s your favorite stick a dynamite

Stick and I’m going to start off by hurting you by blowing up your wall of heads um I don’t really care about these heads no no oh no how does this feel how does that feel all your heads are being destroyed your sacred room underneath your house is blowing up I didn’t even

Make this room you did and you put all these heads here and you made all of this and you’re destroying it my oh I got out help hey hey hey come here come here come here oh my goodness you know what I’m going to hurt you more by destroying all of these

Heads get out of here head get out of here oh no wait wait wait wait what are you doing you come back here no come here D no no no no let me go please don’t stay away from me Emily please I got to go I got to go I got to

Go oh my goodness you know what this is over I’m sending my ghost to come and chase you and that didn’t go exactly according to plan but this is going to go into the next prank perfectly cuz if I go inside my morph mod I can turn into

The weeping woman who is the scariest crazy fan girl alive she doesn’t even have any hands and oh my goodness look how scary I look and derp just ran into a mine over there and it’s going to be so scary for him what was that crazy finger were even talking about she said

Something about a ghost following me like she doesn’t actually have a ghost right like she’s psycho she doesn’t even know what she’s talking about there’s no way she has an actual ghost okay no no stop stop you’re being paranoid stop and where am I even go in this cave is huge

Oh yes I see derp all right let’s start the prank first things first let’s give him some blindness real quick there we go what just happened I can’t see anything in front of me let’s go ahead and let’s pop up in front of him real quick what is that I can’t see anything

I’m going to die oh my goodness what is happening no no no the ghost is real the ghost is real yes yes yes all let’s go ahead let’s put some cobwebs right in front of him no what is happening please let me go let me go let me

Go why can’t where am I going I’m in the wall look at him still running I just got to keep going I have to keep running okay keep going I can’t see anything but I got to keep going no the game is getting smaller close know de end oh my

Goodness I’m getting stuck on these tall like roof thingies okay okay oh wait I see derp corner right over there and let’s hide from his vision real quick he doesn’t see me I think I lost her I think everything’s okay everything’s fine right like maybe I’m just seeing

Things right now let’s jump scare and let’s put on our invisibility cloak real quick we’re going to get up super close to him and let’s J in 3 2 1 and what was that how did I just get jump scared in myc that was so stupid stupid

Stupid that was perfect oh my goodness I think he literally pooped his P yes yes yes there’s no way he isn’t so scared now that was the scariest jump scare ever oh there’s no way that crazy fan girl say a real ghost after me I can’t

Handle this this anymore I want to quit but I can’t I can’t quit there’s no way I’m quitting just yet I got to fight it and I will be the crazy F girl wow derp actually isn’t quitting okay okay I see how strong he is let’s turn up the prank

A little bit then shall we what der doesn’t know is that I have a few Nifty gadgets on my own hand this right here is the shrink device so I can select how small I become so if we become super duper small like around 0.3 of my

Regular size then I can become Ultra Ultra tiny this means that I can hide in places where derp can’t see me and I can fit in tiny tiny holes so using this I’m going to sneak into his house and start placing down a bunch of signs and other

Items that show how much his crazy fan girl is in love with them and he’s going to get so creeped out that he’s going to want to quit this server forever so let’s go ahead and sneak in oh I see him right there what am I going to do about

This house where do I even start uh now to think about it I don’t have any money because that crazy F girl decided to burn it all okay what I can do I guess is go get materials and rebuild that’s going to take forever oh there’s D look

At him think about what to do and I am hiding in this tiny tiny corner so we cannot see me let’s go ahead let’s place a sign right behind him just like this and that’s right I love you XOXO Emily okay there we go now let’s sneak back

Into our little hiding spot right over here okay perfect uh let’s just see what I have in the house I guess wait huh huh what I love you xox Emily where’s she at is she here right now what the heck Emily Emily oh guys this is really

Really bad I didn’t even see it I didn’t think she would actually come back oh look at him freaking out and he can’t see me because I’m so small he’s definitely a little paranoid now I think I’m just being paranoid okay calm down she probably plac it here earlier before

She blew up the house you’re fine derp you’re okay and let’s place the other side of why he’s talking right now and I’m going to say you can’t Escape From Me Emily okay let’s go back let’s go back everything’s F wait no what is this you

Can’t escape from me Emily what the heck that was not there I just destroyed this one and now this one is here and guess what I did not see this one so I know that it was just placed here and it’s from Emily again oh my goodness this is

Super creepy Emily if you’re in my house come out right now maybe she’s upstairs Emily I know you’re right here what was that okay okay he went up upstairs all right and let’s see what he’s up to oh look at him he’s looking for me oh my goodness okay we’re going to place

Another side right here that says love you smoochie there we go and you know what let’s step it up a Dodge too I’m going to put a chest right behind him right here and inside I’m going to put so many roses there we go oh my goodness

He is going to love this or he’s going to hate it but it’s going to be funny okay let’s go hide right behind this window oh she’s nowhere to be found a here dang it wa wait what what is this love ouu smoochies oh she probably met

You but still she said that she loves me she wants to kiss me this is so weird she has to leave right now where are you crazy fat girl you know what I’m getting rid of all of these crazy F girl if you’re out there

Come and get me face me like a real man uh I mean you’re a girl but you know what I mean oh my goodness he just walked right past us and you know what is he challenging me saying to come face him okay I guess I will face them let me

Do exactly what he wants actually here I’m actually going to grab a thing called a cage trap that I got from earlier and let’s place it over here behind his house and now we just got to lead him here because he did say to face

Him so I’m just doing what he asked so let’s go ahead and make some noise over here there we go what is that oh oh my windows what just happened what’s going on out here what is it oh what is this and wait is that the

Crazy finger why are you so tiny oh yes I think derp sees me okay let me un Dr hi derp what are you doing here Emily um obviously visiting my favorite boyfriend no I’m not your boyfriend this is really scary this is crazy get me out of here

Now oh stop it derp do you think I am someone that would get a trap that can’t hold you you’re never breaking out unless I say so honey never never ever ever ever oh don’t cry derp I actually have a few presents for you though presents

Yeah of course I know you love presents you know I would have brought you some right uh I do love presents but not in a cage get me out of here no no no listen D let me let me tell you a quick story okay I’ve been doing some

Research and I actually found a lot about you a lot about me what do you mean by that well you know you already know I know everything about you except I didn’t know your dating history uh you um you don’t need to know anything about that’s my private personal information

Uh-huh uh-huh private personal is formation um does this remind you of anyone what did you kill Rebecca yeah you know your first girlfriend well she seemed to have some feelings for you so uh I took care of that Rebecca I’m so sorry you’re absolutely insane what

About this one and you killed Ashley why would you do this to me I still kind of love both of them and to know that they love me back why why well that’s exactly why I can’t have be loving anyone else can you and uh also this one oh wait oh

Uh actually I didn’t really like her she cheated on me oh well I took care anyways you’re welcome babes thank you for that one actually but for the other two that was so messed up wow der you really still love them even though they’re dead and you don’t love me I’m

Better than all of them I’ve known you Emily for probably 30 minutes I was dating Rebecca for 2 years and I did it Ashley for 5 years okay I see how it is all right let me get rid of these head for you and you know what derp I’m going

To do something to make you fall in love with me what what no no no no what are you doing oh nothing nothing nothing just uh give me one second okay you know I got to make you fall in love with me somehow right no because that’s not how

It’s supposed to work oh sorry babes that’s how it’s going to happen anyway so uh you know what let me just do the The Love Potion ritual real quick what is that oh this it’s just something I learned online you know something that you know you should not be looking at of

Course but uh let me just do this real quick okay awesome um I need a drop of your blood real quick no no no stay away from me it won’t hurt that much just come here real quick okay uh there we go all right let’s add that to the mix let

Me out hey hey hey what are you hey don’t be breaking my stuff okay okay here you know what let me just cover you back up there we go derp you better behave yourself or else things are going to get a lot lot worse what could get

More worse at my house being blown up I have a crazy soccer fan girl and all three of my ex-girlfriends are dead oh oh oh you don’t even know you don’t even even know do you do you want me to show you I actually don’t I actually been

Coming up with some things in case you miss me no no no no no this bur this burds this really burds what was that that was just a little poison gun I’ve been mentioning but the ritual should be set up let me just set this on fire and you’ll fall in

Love with me in 3 2 1 yes so it didn’t work CU you’re crazy oh my goodness I knew it was a scam I shouldn’t trust everything I read on online well you know what I think I’m just going to keep you in this cage for now you’re just

Going to be like my pet no please let me go please let me go sorry I’m not going to let you go derp what is that feeling in my heart ow Emily uh what’s happening derp derp are you okay wow you are so beautiful wait what oh my goodness I’ve

Never seen a more beautiful specimen than you come give me a hug oh my goodness wait did the Love Potion work I just did that as a joke because I thought it would scare him but I didn’t realize it would actually work okay I guess you can come out of the cage if

You’re actually in love with me I’ve just never met a girl as beautiful as you and you smell absolutely amazing okay I actually feel a little weird right now but thanks thanks honey yeah yeah yeah I love you too I think I’m forgetting a few things about earlier I

Don’t know what happened but I know you mentioned getting married I would love to marry you uh okay this is not going according to plan yeah yeah yeah sure sure sure just uh just give me a second just give me one sec okay I’ll follow you oh my goodness I can’t believe Dar

Is actually in love with me okay what’s the next move what do we do to get him to leave the server won’t be funny I’m getting out of here she actually thinks I was in love with her help me someone help hey get get back here oh my

Goodness I can’t believe I fell for that one he just acted like he was in love oh my goodness D thinks he can prank me like this and beat me on my own game no okay you know what this next prank is going to be so crazy that derp is going

To be so scared he’s going to leave let me just grab the stuff I need and then we’re chasing after derp okay I think I’m safe here I think I lost her I had to have lost her woo that girl is absolutely oh my goodness Emily who do

You think you are I’m derp no no no derp you really think you can escape from me from my love for you no no no the potion was real I’m in love with you give me a kiss yeah yeah yeah you really think you could treat me like that and get away

With it well guess what derp I’m going to make sure that you never Escape my grasp anymore time to unleash my True Form no no no don’t do it please please I’ll do anything I’ll give you anything what do you even mean by True Form my love for

You oh my goodness what is that hi derp it’s me oh my goodness come here derp who do you think you War what do I do what do I do what do I do oh my goodness no way D actually fell for it and he died literally wait wait wait is

He going to quit the server he has to quit the server by now there’s absolutely no way he does it let’s turn back to noral and let’s actually TP over to him to see what his reaction is oh my goodness that crazy van girl is absolutely insane she’s killed my dogs

And now she’s a a mutant monster that’s too far I’m done with it I’m leaving wait wait wa wait did we actually get derp to leave yes oh my goodness we did it he finally Rage Quit today I’m going to be pranking derp as Speaker woman

Until he literally rage quits the game I mean he watches speaker Woman videos every single day so we’re going to use that to absolutely prank him and as Speaker woman I have all of her gadgets and tools that she uses to destroy the skimy toilets so we have a very powerful

Arsenal on our hand so let the pranks begin for our first prank what we’re going to do is all the way over here is der’s Village that he always goes to and trads with so I’m going to make it so that that Village is now haunted and

Derp won’t be able to trade with them anymore so to start let’s put on our invisibility cloak on so they can’t see me anymore there we go and we’re going to leave aside right here that says please help we are haunted villagers there we go just like that and now let’s

Go ahead and knock on his door and wait for him knock knock knock knock okay okay let’s go hide okay well who is not knocking on my door this is so annoying hello huh what is this sign right here derp please help we are haunted from my

Villagers oh my gosh Tim Ronaldo poooo are they going to be okay what what do they mean it’s haunted okay I need to go help them right now okay what do I do what do I do what do I do okay I need to

Go check my chat to see if I have any weapons move oh it looks like they R the side and he is falling for completely look at him getting his sword and stuff okay got all my diamond equipment now I just have to equipped it boom I Am Ready

For War I’m coming villagers oh look at him go he must really care about his villagers okay okay okay we need to go ahead and set the prank up which means we need to go get rid of all of these villagers before he comes here we can’t

Have these guys coming around so let’s get rid of them real quickly oh gosh I feel so bad I’m sorry villagers okay that should have been the last of that am oh I see derp he’s almost at the Village right now all right he shouldn’t

Be able to see me cuz I’m my cloak on but let’s wait for him and as soon as he enters I’m going to turn this entire PL into midnight where where are you guys where is everyone why is this place so quiet they mean he really haunted hello

Bob boo boo where are you guys oh why is no one uring me hello how did it just become night time this place really is haunted isn’t it what happened to all the animals they’re dead all right it looks like he’s freaking out a little bit so let’s take

It up a notch and we’re going to start placing cobwebs behind him so let’s Place some right here right next to him oh yes this is we got him stuck what is this what is this how did they just get here get off me get off me I hate SP

Eyes what what was that that was actually super weird okay probably um nothing maybe I don’t know Bob poo poo all right the cobwebs got him a little bit nervous but you know what’s theide of a haunted village when all of the leaves on the trees change into cobwebs

So let’s go ahead and run a command for that and boom there we go they all change yes yes yes he had to notice that wait what is this how are all the leaves go what just happened no way this is real please tell me I’m Dreaming this is a

Dream der you’re dreaming okay just open your eyes and everything will be normal no this is real oh my goodness this is so scary where are you guys this isn’t funny if this is a prank oh he’s definitely freaking out oh my goodness wa I just got such a good idea this this

One is a little bit cruel but it’s going to be hilarious let’s go ahead and grab a fence and we are going to go over the wishing well and build a block up here just like that and now what we’re going to do is we’re going to place a villager

Up here grab a piece of lead connect the Villager to this lead grab the village pet pig and then we’re going to spawn him in and connect them to this piece of lead and we are going to spot in a bunch of pigs from the village that originally

Lived here and using lead we’re going to connect them all to this one fence just like this and now if we break all of this they should just float in the air oh my goodness perfect let’s see if derp notices them in the air where did those

Oinking sounds come from are are those pigs there’s a spider right there but I don’t hear any oh what is that oh my goodness biggies biggies I’m going to get you this SI home please what this is so scary this place is super haunted okay you guys can

Stop oinking I’m coming I’m going to build up to you guys I got my dirt okay come on come on I got to be quick look at I’m trying to save them sorry D buddy you’re not saving anyone today no what just happened wait how did I just how I was

Just on my way up I didn’t even see it break no oh hello is anyone there oh look he’s calling out to us okay okay let’s grab a sign real quick let’s grab a sign and we’re going to place it right behind him all right I’m going to place

A derp block right behind him and place a sign down hello derp I am after you there we go okay let’s wait for him to turn around okay I guess I just have to get down now um hello derp I am after you and how did

This get here no one has even built up to me what is this who’s after me you know what I’m not scared of you I’m not scared of you I’m derp I’m derp derp derp and I’m not scared of anything oh he thinks he’s not scared all right

Let’s put on a little bit of a show right now in my hand I have the literal head of Herobrine and we are going to put this on and to derp it’s going to look like Herobrine is haunting him so let’s go ahead and put it on and look

We’re literally just floating here okay now let’s go up behind him real quick and wait for him to turn around you heard me nothing scares me nothing at all oh what is that get away get away get away why is there a Herobrine head right next to me wait is it moving how

Is it moving hello can you hear me oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my go got to go I got to go I’m out of here I’m out of here I’m out of here I can’t do it anymore another com I’m stuck you missed me dummy look at you locked

Outside okay that wasn’t funny that wasn’t funny at all but you still um this is locked stop this is locked okay here mind this okay this is lock this is not funny okay really I think I’m supposed to be scared oh my goodness he is terrified let’s make him absolutely poop his pants

Now first I’m going to submit a meteor to destroy this house seas in and then I’m going to become the scariest monster of all time using speaker Woman’s powers here we go baby and the meteor should be falling down what’s that hisy noise what huh what the heck what just happen was a

Bat oh my goodness I got to get out of here I got to get out of here quick oh my goodness the floating head is following me again you know what face me face me like a man all right let’s transform now it looks like he’s ready

To fight oh oh my goodness oh my go oh my goodness wait a minute did DP really just have a heart attack I mean look I look pretty scary but I can’t believe he just died because of that oh gosh he probably pooped his P to yo this Village is completely destroyed

Honestly I would say that first break was pretty successful but let’s step it up a few notches for this next prank we are just going to be messing with der’s house completely we’re going to mess it up so badly that he’s not going to want to live there ever again so let’s

Actually put on our invisibility cloak and check up how he’s doing I think he’s still recovering from that last prank oh my gosh I cannot believe that just happened I have to be dreaming this is not real is it that could not have happened to me or my villagers okay I

Just need to get some sleep that’s all I need maybe a glass of water or some tea and go to bed oh der trying to go to sleep okay let’s make it so that’s not possible what we’re going to do is we are going to dig a few blocks down and

We’re going to dig underneath der’s house real quick and down here let’s actually use our magic wand to make ourselves a bit of a room just like this so we’ll set this one right here go to the opposite side and we’re going to use this and just cut this all down okay

Perfect and the reason we’re doing this is we’re actually going to place a bunch of zombies and a mobs in here so that whenever he tries to go to bed it’s not going to let him cuz it’s going to save there’s mobs outside your house and he’s

Not going to be able to find them so let’s go ahead and grab a few zombies and let’s go ahead and start placing a few zombies around this should be good and now that that’s set let’s go ahead and let’s build this back up and derp

Should be trying to go to sleep so let’s see how it happens okay let’s just uh get some good old shuty huh why can I not rest there’s monsters nearby okay that that that must just be a mistake what it’s not working okay let’s go check outside uh hello there’s any

Little Critters out there I’m trying to go to bed what nothing in front of my house or in the back what huh okay this is totally weird why can’t I not sleep yes it’s working der is not going to be able to go to sleep at all okay let’s

Try place my bed over here and time to go to sleep what it’s still not working what do I do oh my goodness and the prank is going perfectly okay you know what let’s actually dig back down and we are going to turn this prank up a notch

Instead of just having zombies here let’s also make a super duper annoying sound so what we’re going to do is let’s go ahead and grab some Redstone along with some Redstone repeaters and we’re going to go ahead and make a quick Redstone clock just like this and we’ll

Grab a bell and connected to it so it’s just going to keep making noise and make it impossible for him to even think what is that noise ow ow who has a bell around here so who’s playing with me stop it I know you’re out here you’re I

Bet you behind my house aren’t you got you where is it coming from oh is he seriously crying over this oh my goodness derp is such a baby wait I think I hear it from below me okay let me check hello what there’s nothing even down

Here what is this get away get away get away get away get away Stay Stay go Sho Sho what are you guys doing down here oh looks like he found the zombies in the Bell okay you know what how about we just give him a little bit of a shove

Down there what just hit me what just push me off please no no no no no no no no no no I’m on of dir oh gosh he got slain by a zombie yo who put that down there you know what I have to protect my house I’m not going

To let them defeat me oh my goodness did it bring a minigun that’s what I thought and for this okay this has to go too stop all of way to Stop wait he actually killed both the zombies and the Bell bro what oh my goodness we can’t let the prank stop here he’s not even faced by it okay now that that’s over let me just build back up and it’s finally time to get some sleep ah beautiful shut this door before

I go to bed I might as well get a little midnight snack cuz I am kind of hungry I’ll be right back and we’ll make it quick cuz I’m exhausted oh Dorp is literally leaving that house to go get some food okay perfect let’s time to

Prank him a little bit more then what we’re going to do is we are going to slowly shrink the size of his house down without him knowing so let’s go ahead and let’s cut around like you know what let’s start off easy let’s like one

Third of his house so let’s get rid of that real quick perfect now we just got to break all of this stuff just like this and we got to make this not look suspicious so let’s go ahead and grab some Cobblestone and set up a wall here

To fix this up okay that’s perfect now we literally just got to copy this side of the house so let’s actually copy and paste this exactly all right there’s some fences going around just like this there we go and there’s also a bunch of Oak slabs and stairs kind of surrounding

It so I’m going just kind of place that here it doesn’t have to be perfect it just has to look somewhat similar cuz derp has a very terrible memory and I’m doubt he’s even going to remember what his house looked like before and you know what that looks pretty good and I

Wonder if derp notices how much smaller a god let’s wait for him oh that was a very successful hunt uh and what huh why does my house look a little bit different what chain ah I’m much just retired H wait no way DP didn’t notice it grew smaller this entire side of the

House is just gone ah a little bit tired but that’s on that was a tight squeeze to get in I must be gaining some weight H but I think it’s time to go to bed uh I have to go pee and where did my bathroom go and my kitchen I don’t know

I guess I’ll go use the woods wait derp is leaving again oh my goodness I think he’s going to take a pee let’s size this down considerably small now because he didn’t seem to notice that at all which is perfect so let’s go ahead and cut

This down and have it oh my goodness his house is practically gone right now and now let’s go ahead and we’ll close this entire thing off with Cobblestone real quick so up to here should be good and this is way too obvious that is half of

His house so we got to actually go ahead and fix up the roof a little bit let’s just go ahead and cut off this entire roof just like that and then we’re going to replace this entire thing with Spruce blocks and now that it’s a lot smaller

Let’s go ahead and remake this roof boom that’s perfect oh my goodness there’s no way he doesn’t notice this all right let’s wait for him to come back now woo that felt good and now I can sleep in PE what okay something definitely happened to my house my door’s gone and my garden

And okay you know what this house is way smaller than mine was wait this is my house cuz the sign’s right there and this hole is there my books are inside what huh how do I even get inside okay I guess we’ll have to break in I just paid

For those windows oh my God he’s literally breaking the windows to get inside what oh my goodness my house drunk and all my chests are gone but everything else seems normal besides the house is Tiny oh my goodness he’s absolutely freaking out what happened who did this what kind of sorcery is

This who did this was it the ghost from before no no maybe it was a crazy fan girl no maybe it was Sky toilet no baby it was Cory why does all of this happen to me oh my goodness he’s crying again okay okay you know what I got another

Great Prank to play on him right now we are going to go ahead and place a bunch of freeze TNTs all the way down here just like this we’re going to go inside of his house and we’re going to break under the floor blers and under here

We’re going to place a bunch of freeze t just like that all right that’s perfect and now let’s Place some pressure plates down here and let’s wait for derp to come back downstairs I guess there’s nothing I can really do about any of this and that upstairs is really

Claustrophobic I need to get out of here why is there more hissing what is that I’m stuck what is this oh my goodness I’m trapped in ice wait no my whole house turned in ice what the heck what is happening go oh gosh okay well that prank was pretty successful

Too let’s go to the next one I’m so cold so now for this next break I’m going to use my speaker woman shape shifting skills to turn into a dog so here we go and boom I am now a cute adorable little dog oh my goodness I am

So awesome so now let’s head over to where derp is and where even is this guy oh wait there he is and oh is he mining a tree right now what what is he doing oh I can’t believe my house got destroyed again why does this keep

Happening to me now I have to restart all the way from the beginning once again hey a hi little guy are you friendly why is derp trying to kiss me but this kid is so weird I can have rabies and he’s just trying to do this

Okay okay you know what here let’s just pretend like uh like we like him like we’re his friend oh good boy sit is there something wrong little dog you know what I’m going to name you butterscotch I love you butterscotch a butterscotch oh that’s such a terrible

Name for me actually Nam something cool like butthle the Destroyer but he’s naming me butterscotch okay I guess I’ll be about a scotch okay now you’re mine and you’re going to be my companion for the rest of the day okay hey I think that is

Yes okay what should we do let’s get you some food so I think the next thing we have to do is go mining but first I have to make a pickaxe okay put this here um okay let me go ahead and break the crafting table hey are you serious why

Would you do that I only have a certain amount of supplies okay let me do this again okay for planks oh God she’s getting so bad okay okay wait check this out check this out all right there we go and stay sh oh okay okay I’m PR it all right now I got

My crafting table all I have to do is make a what what the heck you know what you’re not my pay anymore your name’s not Bud C your name is poooo face stay right there hey poooo face did he just call me poo face what’s happening no no no no oh my goodness

He’s right over a giant Cliff but you know what I would hit him off I I got to try to be friends with der he’s going to love me as a pet is he crying is he really oh my you know I’m hitting him off okay okay okay

Okay butterscotch let’s just truce and um let’s just continue mining all right okay you know fine I guess I will juice with dirt for now so I can prank him even more later but I don’t have a pickaxe still because you keep breaking my crafting table okay you know F let me

Actually drop der by pickaxe I feel kind of bad huh wait how did you even get this dogs aren’t supposed to make pickaxes what the oh gosh wait I forgot that I’m a dog still oh oh no I should have dropped that oh did he figure me

Out has he figured me out maybe it’s just a new update I don’t know this actually she’s pretty cool dogs can drop me stuff Give Me Diamonds uh okay I’m not I’m not that dumb Mr derp okay I guess there wasn’t an update that was weird I don’t know let’s go mining and

Luckily there is a giant Ravine over here come on buy Scot we’re off to see the wizard oh my goodness is he singing again my ears my poor ears there’s d right here yes all right um okay here butterscotch no no butterscotch jump on this I’m come good

Bloody SC you’re such a good dog all right let’s just mine this iron oh look at derp actually doing some mining I’m kind of proud of him actually I’m so good at this game all right let me keep going down and get more iron and there’s some right here for little old Derpy

Derp all right let’s do something funny he is going to break all of the iron and when he’s not looking he’s going to place a bunch more iron right above his head okay just like that and let’s continue the Jil wait how did I get here no wait huh

Am I seeing things there’s no no way that just got here I must be hallucinating or something cuz I could have sworn that there was only two pieces of iron right there oh well more iron for me I must have just missed it okay there he goes and now I’m going to

Place a bunch of more iron behind him he’s going to think he’s going crazy I’m going to be totally rich like this I just have to keep an eye out better wait what no no no no this is way too much iron to be in one spot I would

Have saw this what the Derp get it together you just missed it that’s all hi lava ow why would he just set himself on fire what is he doing wait a minute butter Scotch do you happen to know anything about this iron you know just randomly spawning here oh

Oh gosh wait uh what do I do I can’t even say anything I’m a dog all right let me just shake my head left and right no derp no I do not uh okay who am I kidding you’re just a little cute dog you want to be able to put this here

Well more iron for me okay okay we’re safe for now but we did make derp think that is starting to go a little bit crazy and you know what why don’t we Step It Up Just One Last Notch just so we don’t get caught let’s go Place some diamonds right below his feet

Okay okay just acting as it acting as in Cory all right I’m ready to head out how are there diamonds right here no no butterscotch what are you doing oh my goodness he still suspects me okay I’m got to shake my head one more time bro

I’m just a dog please no no no no that’s not going to work this time butter Scotch you the only person here with me and I know for sure there wasn’t diamonds right next to this iron what would that even be doing there is he trying to M the diamonds with the stone

Pickaxe oh my goodness did he actually just do that I can’t believe I just did that you know what I’m sorry butter Scot I’m sorry for King you you’re the best dog ever oh my goodness he’s getting emotional again okay you know what fine fine fine at least he doesn’t suspect me

Anymore oh I can’t believe I just broke Diamond okay um well we can’t get this at the moment but okay so now I’m in an iron pickaxe and I can officially mine this diamond ah yes let’s go so much diamond for dir oh gosh you finally got

The diamonds that’s good I guess and there’s probably more diamonds just down here but it’s go let’s go oh gosh we are going really really deep now I’m kind of scared derp is going to die to some mobs or something we’ve been walking forever butterscotch I don’t think there’s going

To be any more diamonds down here you know what let’s just call it a day and I head back up uh I’ll see you up top butter Scotch you’re just going to teleport to me bye oh okay fine looks like derp is literally leaving me in

This cave but you know what this is a perfect opportunity for another prank let me actually use my creative mode powers and get out of here before derp does real quick so let’s dig all the way up come on come on come on get me to the

Service get me to the service right now all right I’m up and oh wait I think I see derp name tag right there okay so let’s go over to where he’s mining up from which should be right around here and now here’s what the prank begins

First we got to remove all of this dirt surrounding him just like this okay there we go come on and now what we’re going to do is we are going to build all of this with ston so it seems like he’s going to be mining up forever he must

Think he’s getting pretty close to the surface right now but thanks to us he’s going to be mining until he drops oh how long have I been mining for I should be near the surface now right uh I probably am no worries but this this taking me a

While am I going the wrong way wait no no there’s only one way to go and it’s up and that’s where I’m going oh look at tur he is well past the ground now and he’s still mining up he literally has no clue and I’m going just keep doing this

Until he’s super duper ultra high oh my goodness we’re literally way above his house now too what the heck okay I’m starting to get really really really nervous oh why am I not at the top yet I’ve been building for like 10 minutes I need to get oh my pickax is going to

Break all right you know what I think that’s good enough for stone let’s actually grab some dirt now and some grass and now we are going to start building this with grass oh he’s going to think he’s getting pretty near the surface though isn’t he yes yes D we are

Almost to the surface yes I knew it I need to get out I need to get out I need to get out we’re so close we’re so close why are there so many layers of dirt this has never happened before this is starting to get really really weird get

Me out of here okay I think this is high enough now over here we are going to build a platform just like this okay and derp is about to pop out and before we comes up let me actually put on my cloak of invisibility and we should be good to see his

Prank oh yes I can see this guy and we did how am I all the way up here oh my goodness oh this isn’t real this is not real okay so this is why it took me so long to build up it’s because I was

Already out and I was going up to the sky what the heck what are the odds of this like one in 10 billion is anyone there hello all right let me actually take out my cloak of invisibility right now so looks like I just teleported to

Him okay there we go let’s wait for him to turn around let’s bark real Quick wait huh butterscotch wait how did you get up here did you teleport to me oh my goodness you know how we got up here we have to figure out a way down more like derp has to figure out way down I can just go down anytime

I want cuz I’m a dog but hey hey hey be careful around those edges butterscotch it’s really dangerous butterscotch stop stop it okay okay okay stop stop stop I’ll give you a treat oh wait wait let me prank him check this out here we go what are you doing but got okay you

Are psychotic you know what are you even a dog really like really are you even a dog oh let me let me shake my head yes of course I’m a dog what is D talking about but how can you hear what I’m saying uh let me just pretend like I did other

Side and just try to jump off again oh I guess he really is a dog a crazy one at that that doesn’t like his life stop it okay you know what I have to figure out a way down okay so I do have a lot of

Blocks I can just build over to this water and jump in yeah yeah yeah yeah oh look I’m trying to figure it out here here I’m just going to hop in a boat real quick and then let just place this down and then let let me just build off

Wait what is g what you what the heck are you doing what is go stop wait no why am I in this thing wait that was actually an amazing idea good dog but how did you get a boat let alone make one put it down and then

Get inside of it you’re not a dog who are you oh my goodness I know what’s happening oh gosh maybe that was a little bit too much he’s definitely figured me out by now you are the smartest dog in the world I got the smartest dog in the

World oh okay never mind why did I expect more from derp of course he thinks I’m innocent a now that I have the smartest dog in the world you can really hear what I’m saying can’t you okay let me not now okay now I have excuse at least wo so I can communicate

With you now okay um what’s your favorite color all right does don’t really expect me to answer that I’m just going to walk away okay maybe I upset him that’s okay cuz I have the smartest dog in the world come back butterscotch okay butterscotch aka the smartest dog

In the world I love you what we have to do next is uh you see that house over there yeah that one right there oh the house that I literally blew up into ice but doesn’t know it was me well there’s these really many people on the server

That keep playing with me um and I’m pretty sure they’re the ones that did this to my house but we have to rebuild it today so what we’re going to do is rebuild my house come on little butter boob oh my goodness are we actually rebuilding his house okay actually

Instead of just destroying all this and rebuilding it there we’re just going to rebuild on this new plot of land right here and make it 10 times better okay are you ready oh my goodness we’re building a house now let’s see what he does okay so what we’re going to do

We’re going to start off with um some granate Granite oh this looks terrible already what what is DP doing now we’re going to make a half granite have di right just like that bro this looks so bad it’s a box it’s l a box a door Joel

And we’re going to fill the top out with more dirt oh this is getting really good what is DP doing no this looks disgusting see what else I oh oh oh yes this is going to look so good okay now we’re going to do some oak logs just

Like that what is this it’s literally enough for like a hobo to live in not for a super handsome dog like me the roof is going to be cobblestone yum and perfect look at this this is actually so much better it’s cozy it’s nice this is incredible my house is actually amazing

It’s so much better than the last one it since it’s a brand new house let’s name the house little butterscotch we’re going to do DS Mojo Dojo Casa house Mojo okay just like that Dojo slay Okay Casa house yes that is so good do you like it butterscotch oh my

Goodness this so the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life it literally looks like a piece of poop that came out of my butt and even that would be better than this what is this look at the dart look at the wood the colors are mix so

Disgustingly together what is wrong with this D kid does he genuinely think this is good I really hope you can understand me because this is trash look at you jumping around I do you love it what oh my God are you serious he thinks I love it yes yes I love it too

That’s why I was jumping too because it’s so good look how much better it is in this ice house okay butterscotch but real quick um before it turns night we’re going to have to get some food so go in the house go go boyy oh my goodness okay oh wait actually you

Don’t have to cuz you’re like have human intelligence okay I’m going to go get it some food goodbye if derp was my actual owner I would actually cry but you know what even though this is a prank there’s no way I could live in this terrible house

It literally just ruins my dignity so you know what how about we change this up a little bit sorry derp Mojo do Casta house you are going to get destroyed get out of here bro now all of this gone all of this one gone there we go and now we

Are going to build up a way way way cooler and better house while he’s hunting so first things first let me grab my magic wand of Awesomeness and we are going to start building him the best house ever so let’s build up all the way

Like this and we are going to make the First wall of the house right over here and boom oh my goodness I would literally rather live in this singular wall than have to live in that terrible dirt Shack but let’s go ahead and let’s build all four sides of the house now

Okay boom that should be perfect and now we’re going to make the roof of this house along with the floor real quick boom there’s the roof and boom here is the floor now of course we got to make some doors and instead of literally just

Having a hole in the wall like derped we are going to actually put some amazing beautiful Doors Down just like this and you know what this looks pretty good so far but it looks kind of bland so why don’t we go ahead and grab some glass and make us some beautiful beautiful

Windows so we’ll put one right here we’ll put another one right over here and now that that said we need to give this baby a roof of course so let’s go ahead and we’ll grab uh let’s grab Spruce stairs and we are going to go ahead and build the roof of this house

It is going to be awesome all right that looks a lot better finally let’s go ahead and add some texture to this baby we’re going to set this to some uh let’s set it to oak logs and we’re going to do this exact same thing on every single

Side of this house there we go but now that the outside is done we got to work on the interior of the house cuz this is literally just a wooden box so let’s go ahead and add the most important thing oh home for me obviously this little Red’s carpet specifically for

Butterscotch you know what I’m even going to leave a side there so derp doesn’t accidentally poop or pee on air cuz that sounds like something he would do butterscotch Corner no Dar allowed all right there we go and we’ll go ahead and add some essential so let’s Place

Him a bed a furnace a crafting table and you know what let’s actually line this baby up with some paintings to add some texture into this house okay can we get three of the skull ones boom there we go that looks incredible okay I think the

House is done now we can just wait for derp to come and he’s going to be so surprised he’s going to think this is awesome okay I got my food and W but scratch I see you over there wait huh what happened to my house oh yeah he

Loves it derp absolutely loves it it’s so much better than his old house what is this oh my goodness this is this is terrible wait wait wait wait wait what did he just say wait hold on let me clean my ears real quick squeeze squeeze squeee wait wait did I hear him right

Did he say it was terrible this is is the worst house I’ve ever seen mine was way better and what is this inside ew mine was so much more cozy what what is this butterscotch Corner no derp allowed this is my house get out of here CH breaking my quarter are you

Serious this is my house this is literally 20 times the size of his house it has all the essentials it even has my own derp quarter and these skulls look at these skulls what are these pictures of skulls these are actually really scary how am I

Supposed to sleep in here in the night with these looking at me who did wait one a minute who did this did you no I’m not going to ask you there’s no way a dog did it did you see anyone come here oh my goodness let me just shake my head

No what do you mean is how who did this I know you’re out there and when I find you I’m going to hurt you oh my goodness der is literally psycho I just want my old house back bro this kid is really crying oh my goodness you know what he deserves to

Get hit after that ow you know what butter Scotch you’re right I shouldn’t complained I should just live in his house and have a good time in it oh well you know what I guess that’s better than I could have asked for okay so now I

Think we should beat the game but to beat the game I need blaze rods and and to get blaze rods I have to go to the Nether and to get to the nether I need obsidian so I guess we have to go mining oh my goodness mining again no no

There’s no way I’m going mining with this derp kid again you know what I can’t can’t stand it I’m just going to give him the tools he needs to get to the end right away just wait for me Butters Scott I’m just going to craft a

Few things and then we can go to the nether oh gosh I am not letting that happen I can’t stand this okay here’s what we’re going to do let me actually come over here and I am going to make a treasure chest right here all of the

Things that derp needs to go to the end and to defeat the Ender Dragon and that’s where we’re going to pull the ultimate prank on it but I literally can’t go mining with them right now it’s literally going to hurt my soul so let me go ahead and grab some red wool and

Here I’m going to make an x marks the spot thingy right over here and right down in the middle let me grab a chest and I am going to put this down here and let’s put everything he needs so we are going to grab some end portal frames I

Think we need 12 of those we’re going to grab a bunch of I am Enders and we’re also going to grab some diamond armor along with some diamond tools and just put them all inside here just like this you know what let me actually toss some

Golden apples there too cuz I feel like he’s going to need them all right there we go now let’s cover this back up and put a red wool right there and now we got to actually makeing the treasure map so let’s go over let’s grab an easel a

Canvas and let’s also grab a pet to paint and let’s start painting the treasure map for him okay so his house is like right over here this is good let’s just draw this real quick oh gosh this looks like a piece of poop so far but let’s go ahead and draw the window

So it’s clearly his house and now the X it should be right over here there we go we’re going to sign this and say treasure boom awesome all right now let’s just go back in real quick and oh looks like derp is crafting something let’s just drop this behind him okay I

Got everything huh what’s this in my hand wait minut what is this a treasure map of some sort what the heck is that my house and it’s showing that there’s an ex right outside of my house wait a minute I’ve done this before do you

Think we should go to this oh yes let’s shake his head please let’s go to it I canot S with you fine you are the smartest dog in the world and I’m the smartest human in the world DP okay let’s go it should be to the side of my

House oh oh I see it right there look oh my goodness this is real okay all I’m going to do is uh I guess dig St down here we go oh yes to find it oh there’s a chest let’s see what’s inside the chest yes oh my goodness no way now we

Don’t have to go mining to go to the nether I have everything I need right here oh thank gosh I could not stand mining with them all right but wait a minute how did this even get here and and there was a map that was placed right behind me that perfectly went into

My inventory wait a minute maybe it’s you no I’m being delusional you’re do a dog you couldn’t do that oh oh gosh what did I say I’m going to shake my head I’m going to shake my head ah I knew it now pucker your lips up what the what yo yo

Sorry I get kind of lowly out here but are you ready to go to the nether are you ready to go to the end of the world oh gosh yeah I guess so the end of the world end of the world what is Der oh could you just build the end portal let

Me stop goofing off let’s do this okay let’s finish building this we’re almost done and yes we we did it oh my goodness we’re actually going to the end and here’s where the biggest prank of all is going to happen now listen butterscotch when you’re jumping into this you have

To be really really careful oh my go in but Scotch um I know I seem really big bad and tough and scary and strong and handsome but I’m really really scared right now so just you know protect my back I got your front and let’s do this

Together oh no no no I am not doing that I’m actually going to go all the way over here and I’m not becoming the butterscotch anymore I’m actually becoming the the Ender Dragon that’s right there’s two of us now baby I wonder if derp is going to notice wait

Oh butter Scot butter Scot no way did he already died there’s no way my best friend died what is go where are you oh my goodness is he crying okay you know what I’m going to shoot some Fireballs at him oh my goodness what the heck why are

There two Ender Dragons why are the two Ender Dragons what is happening right now ow ow ow ow ow oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness I’ve never had to kill two dragon this is crazy yes he’s falling for it this is awesome okay I know they come right

Around here I just have to be ready for it I have to be ready for it I’ll be ready for it okay okay you know what hold on hold on let me actually grab a minigun real quick and I’m going to start shooting at him with this come

Here huh is that a Minun what the heck is this what why does the End Dragon have a freaking Minun oh my goodness oh my goodness let me in let me in let me in let me in let me in oh my goodness okay look at him fing okay okay here

Let’s actually finish the prank off I’m going to transform into a super creepy mom just like this and let’s go behind der and just punch him ow that wasn’t get away get away get away get away oh my goodness what is that what even is that I’ve never seen that in

Minecraft what the heck is that why is it following me and whispering in my ear give up this kill me guys kill me already I feel so bad he’s literally crying okay you know what fine let’s turn back into who we actually are What speaker woman it’s been you this whole

Entire time yeah I’m sorry budddy ising me and I’m not even actually really speaker woman guess who I am wait a minute Your Voice Sounds Familiar who is this uh hi buddy what Cory yeah what’s up derp and uh you know butterscotch thanks for naming me

That by the way no way you are butterscotch I thought you were the smartest do on Earth sorry buddy that was me so you’ve been pranking me this whole time yeah that was it I Quit guess what I’m dying before I go too you’re not getting any of my stuff

Well I’m actually just going to shoot you with the machine gun there there we go oh there goes derp and you know what that was a very successful 100 prank so if you did enjoy make sure to click any of the videos on the screen right now and also subscribe bye everybody