Hey yo welcome to the stream how y’all doing how’s it going i hope everybody’s having a great day um dude i have i have a crazy story i don’t know if i should wait for kurt i’m gonna wait for curtis because i want to hear his Reaction to it but i had the craziest [ __ ] happen to me today i i i need to tell somebody i already told a bunch of people but i think you guys will really appreciate the story um let me uh get on the discord real quick so i know when curtis is here Okay um uh yes hello thank you for hopping on the hype train everybody get on the hype train um yeah welcome to the stream i hope everybody’s having a great wednesday let me think about what i did today i um went on a run and then i Just kind of worked all day um i made myself some chicken for lunch i had some chipotle for dinner um sometimes i like to just cook myself up a chicken breast actually i like to cook many in one day that way i have dinner for the week or lunch for the week um So i did that and it was nice and spicy and i had some yogurt and that’s pretty much what i did today so yeah people are saying i look tan did you guys not see me on monday maybe that’s people who weren’t here on monday but i feel like no one was saying That on monday either but yeah i i did get tanned because i was on vacation um in the summer sun all week last week so yeah i am a little tan thank you for noticing i do kind of feel like i’m glowing so thank you um i also maybe the lighting is slightly Different because i have my window open today so it’s a little brighter in here this the sun is coming in actually it’s not that sunny out anymore but there is light that is coming in all right what flavor yogurt oh um today it was uh strawberry i bought like a four pack of Strawberry greek yogurt so that’s that’s kind of what i’m gonna be rocking with this week um i will be uh sometimes i i get different flavors though that’s not it’s not like strawberries the standard sometimes i’ll get peach sometimes i’ll get blueberry sometimes i’ll get strawberry banana I don’t know i’m open to many different types of yogurt um someone said i’m greek too well okay just like my yogurt that’s awesome maybe you guys grew up together or something you and the yogurt i don’t know if the yogurt is from greece uh all right let’s see tedd it up Danny oh yeah okay um yeah i can show you that you probably saw a tad on my arm it’s not a real tat i’ll explain i guess it’s time to do the fit check anyway since the hype train is done uh let’s go ahead and do a fit check real quick um We got possum shirts we got adidas shorts we got black socks and they are mismatched i realized as i put them on i must have uh paired two different black socks they look i think you can’t really tell in the camera but one of them is an adidas pair Of socks and the other one doesn’t have any logo on it so they are not the same socks but you know who cares okay so the tattoo situation is that i’m doing a brand deal for inkbox tattoos on my youtube channel so i had to apply some of these tattoos so These are just some of the tattoos that they sent me they sent me a greg one these are supposed to get darker i just applied them today and it says that take they take like 24 hours to get darker but um that and then there’s like a gnome fishing On my arm here and then here’s a little bumblebee on my hand that i think is actually really cute so that’s kind of cool and as you guys know i’ve been like contemplating getting a tattoo so it’s kind of fun to just like put them on different places on my body and uh Just see if i like them uh i think i’m kind of rocking with the finger one the finger placement i think that’s pretty cool i don’t really know about a bumblebee but i think something cool could go there it’s not gonna focus on my hand Um but yeah i feel kind of like badass that you know being all tatted up aside from the greg one i don’t i don’t know if that’s like super tough looking to just have greg tattooed on my forearm but i don’t know someone said definitely get a face tat Okay okay i should get uh maybe i should get like five o’clock shadow tattooed on my face that way i look like my age um it looks good thank you josh peck would appreciate it thank you thank you yeah i um i was thinking about like what i would want to get tattooed Because you guys know that i was thinking about that sleepy time bear i want something like cozy like that i was kind of thinking like actually maybe i don’t even want to say but i want something cozy because if i get it then i want it to kind of be like a fun Surprise like yeah so i’m not going to say what i’m thinking about getting but thank you charcoal graves for the gifted subs hello hello curtis hello hey how’s it going good how are you good um how was your dude how was your week i haven’t talked to you in like a week I know it’s it’s it’s uh it’s been a while man big big stuff happened is that so yeah it looks like your little vacation get away with jeff bezos really worked out i’m uh i’m a twitch partner now so oh okay good so it worked yeah it actually worked Swimmingly actually hell yeah and uh do you know for are we allowed to talk about the thing tomorrow i meant to text you about that because i don’t know hold on let me look at the email because i want i i think that it might have said in there Um feel free to share but i just want to make sure okay i didn’t yeah i didn’t read the whole thing um All right let’s see it’s next feel free to share these details oh um maybe not well i’m just i it doesn’t explicitly say so i’m gonna say maybe not but there’s a thing tomorrow so everyone yeah stay tuned i think that’s all i think that’ll be enough for people to you know understand What’s going on yeah um but anyway congrats on your twitch partnership that’s awesome thanks buddy it’s uh i don’t know how what changed but they i mean maybe you i don’t know what you did behind the scenes but thank you well me and jeff did have quite a getaway Let me just say that um so yeah there was a lot of convincing going on if you know what i mean uh yeah you could just leave it at that you don’t have to say you don’t just say any more about that also i wanted to i was going to tell the story Um to my chat before you got here but i wanted to wait because i wanted you to hear it too because it’s insane so okay i went on a run this morning and i always run through this like forest preserve and uh at the very beginning of my run Like on the way into the forest preserve there’s a bunch of trees and i’m running and i’m like sort of looking down at my shadow and there’s like a bird shadow right above my shadow and it’s moving at the same speed as me so it’s not like flying fast it’s like flying Right next to me for like a long time and so i’m like is this bird like following me and the second i turn around there’s a bird like 10 feet away from my face and then it like lunges at me it like lurches in the air at me but it like misses And then and then it flies away and goes back and lands on a tree and i’m like what the [ __ ] did that bird just try to attack me and then i keep running and i’m like okay i was i probably like misinterpreted that situation that bird probably wasn’t trying to like attack me Why would it i’m just running why would a bird attack me so i forget about this whole thing but you know how a run goes you run and then you run back so i’m on my way back and i’ve forgotten all about this now and all of a sudden i feel like A bop on the back of my head like a just like a like a smack a feathery smack on the back of my head what the [ __ ] and i turn around and it’s the same bird it’s this black bird with like a red face and it’s just i guess like i It really didn’t [ __ ] with me and you got i got attacked by a bird like twice basically by and i saw other people on this trail that must have run by this bird and none of them look like out of sorts like they just got attacked By a bird so i really feel like it just like singled me out and was like [ __ ] this guy he missed the first time was waiting for me to come back and it just like bopped me on the back of the head it kind of felt like it Smacked me with its wings somehow and then by the time i turned around it was already flying away again like i don’t know did you did you say something to it or something like did you what did you do to like i started running the second the second that happened and i turned Around and realized what was happening i started running so fast i was like oh my god dude because i didn’t know if it was i didn’t know it was just gonna give me one bop and then leave i like i thought that this might be like a whole fight like we Would be in a fight so right yeah i feel like that is my nightmare out of all animals that are like to ever touch me i think a bird is like at the the bottom of the list i don’t i don’t want a bird ever ever touching me they’re scary and you Never realize it until you think about it for a little too long and then you’re like i think that maybe a bird could really [ __ ] me up yeah that’s so scary yeah also on vacation we saw some swans and uh we were talking about how swans sometimes attack people and i kept Saying that i think i could take a swan and so now i’m wondering if like this bird found out about that or something and was like trying to put me back in my place but it was really weird i heard what you said about swan Yeah and it was a much littler bird than a swan and i was still terrified right i’m sorry that happened to you man thank you thank you i appreciate it i’m kind of like worked up even just talking about it right now but uh anyway i guess let’s uh play some minecraft Yeah i guess so what should we um what should we do today what did we do last time it was it’s been so long it’s been like two weeks we were getting ender pearls um right we currently have six ender pearls at least in my chest so i think that’s All that we have okay so we got to go back to the the nether i guess yeah but we also need gold unless we want to try to just kill endermen but i don’t even know how to find them really like any gold i have i have six gold nuggets in here so I think uh so that’s uh not enough to make one ingot if i’m correct yeah perfect man if i wish i could bring stuff from my other minecraft world into this one because i have so much [ __ ] that other people have just made for me and just given me yeah i know i’ve Watched some of the videos that you’ve done in that server and i’m just like curtis doesn’t even need me anymore he’s got like that there’s so much cool [ __ ] in that server and i’m just like even my like solo server that i’ve been working on for months isn’t like that nice It’s well well don’t it’s not me who’s done any of it don’t i know and that’s the worst part they’re just all they’re handing it to you don’t have to do any of the work especially since it was like my after the i think i did a stream like the day After my birthday or the day before oh yeah the day after and i just had like just chests full of [ __ ] in my house when i got back on the server of like diamond armor and like enchanted stuff it’s just wow it’s crazy I wish there was a way to like put it in a mailbox you know and just kind of send it over here because then i’d share the wealth that would be kind of sweet yeah but alas you did it yeah i actually even uh i usually title these streams teaching Curtis how to play minecraft but today i just titled it playing minecraft with curtis because wow i feel like i you’ve got nothing to learn from me anymore man you you’ve got everything about minecraft yeah oh curtis asks danny the squad stream so people can see both at the same time oh We’re partners now we’re both partners we can do squad stream oh [ __ ] how do we do that okay um let me see here okay i’m going on to uh so in do you have like your stream manager open on twitch uh yeah okay so i just invited you um stream with okay Accept okay interesting so now the now what and you accept it i accepted it okay it’s not showing that you accepted it yet here i don’t think okay well maybe it’ll work oh wait guys is it working on oh [ __ ] yeah okay apparently it’s working oh is it working guys We’re squad streaming whoa i wonder how that works i’m gonna go i’m gonna go to like my own twitch channel and see if if i can see it i can’t see it on mine which is weird hmm oh okay well people are saying that okay hold on now it’s saying it’s not working Oh not here nope okay yeah everyone’s saying nope actually okay maybe okay can you send another invite perhaps uh yeah let me see so what what happened when you when my invite came up i pressed accepted and then and then nothing and then nothing actually nothing happened so maybe Okay uh let me okay i’m gonna cancel your invite and i’m gonna search you again okay i sent you another invite okay except i accepted it thank you and now what all right what’s going on now well is it working like nothing has changed for me i don’t even know how to Tell if like how do you even tell Right um okay i’m looking at your stream now and i’m not seeing anything like all right let me let me just google how to squad stream too oh it says i’m in the squad right now waiting for squad leader i’m the squad leader yeah it says start squad stream Waiting for squad leaders i think you need to do something start oh start squad stream yo i did it i think oh you did it yeah there was a big button that said start squad stream that i didn’t press okay so oh people are saying it’s working now I’m the squad leader is it working on mine oh hell yeah okay see oh this is sick so does this mean we like combine viewers too this is gonna be sweet oh that’s actually kind of here i say this is pog pog um i think i speak for everyone when i Say this is pog this is pog yeah that’s part did you did you get to bring home any pog juice with you no i didn’t but i told my chat about that they seemed pretty stoked about it it would have been awesome if you could just If you could have sent you know like sent some over over to me or something but that’s fine yeah i just feel like you wouldn’t really appreciate it like it’s kind of like you know you just don’t really appreciate things like that okay i guess i didn’t know that about Myself but yeah i just feel like you have a hard time like appreciating like stuff that other people do oh okay um do you want to make i think that this would be helpful let’s make this small chest right here our food chest because uh we we’re sort of like splitting up The food because i put some chicken in that furnace and then you took all of the chicken out i put chicken in the fridge i know we you had put some in and so i put in some more and so that’s why there’s more than you had in there That uh that actually checks out okay so and then we can just take from here as we need it as we eat it as we beat it as we beat them that’s yeah that’s the beat the meat chest uh bestie who’s in your dream blunt rotation uh probably you dream That’s it that wasn’t funny yeah but it wasn’t funny say some funny [ __ ] next time i think i did what’s your reaction to something if something is funny how do you react um i sort of just get quiet for a few hours for a few hours if something is Something’s funny yeah you know how like um i guess i can’t really like think of any examples where you’ve made me do this but like i’m just like saying like i don’t know if you’ve ever been around when someone said something funny to me like i just sort of get quiet for like Like half a day half of a day so half the time you’re away because something says some someone says something funny you you just stay silent yeah i like to just yeah just get quiet and think about it you know okay i feel like that’s yeah The only time i actually laugh is when i’m [ __ ] pissed off so if you ever have heard me like laugh at something you’ve said to me before it’s because i’m sh i’m straight up pissed at you okay so that actually changes a lot of things of interactions that i’ve had with you because Uh i feel like most of the time we’re laughing a lot you know having a and i thought we’re having a good time at least but yeah it’s because we’re so like pissed off at each other like you know we’re kind of at each other’s necks Kind of like yeah i want to kill you so bad or something right i mean i wouldn’t have guessed that because you’ve given me no other reason to guess that you know um because that’s like not really a normal thing like that’s kind of weird that you just Stay silent for half of a day i feel like that’s sort of like okay say if someone has said something like yeah funny to you and then you had to like film a video that day like could you or do you have to just so if someone like said something funny to me I probably wouldn’t be able to like really film that week so if i had something yeah because like i get quiet for like half a day but then i’m still kind of like just like in a just like in a mood for the rest of the for the remaining remaining time like a Quiet mood yeah just sort of like a quiet mood so it’s not really like how you want to be to film you know yeah uh anyway well you want to just uh go to the nether and try to mine for gold again seemed like that was like the best way To go i think i guess so yeah i also just freaking parkoured off this turtle which is pretty swag if you ask me yeah so i’m kind of wondering about the turtle is he just like our pet now because he was here last time and he hasn’t left so i’m just wondering where He came from and like um yeah i’m not sure what his deal is but his ass is on fire just kind of oh he removed oh it was a torch underneath him oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] run run dude even the birds in the even the birds in This game are trying to attack me you can’t escape dude all right we got [ __ ] i gotta kill those things yeah this is for the other bird that attacked you hopefully that bird that attacked you didn’t isn’t watching the stream right now oh yeah he’s gonna be like now yeah now He’s gonna want revenge even more i just the swan thing and then now these guys oh they’re all on fire now because it’s daytime we’re good i think uh i they started doing that once i hit the one so i think i did that Once you hit what i hit one of them and then they also hope they all start on fire yeah all right i’m gonna go to the nether and try to find some gold okay let me i gotta stash some stuff away and then okay some food and then i’ll And then i’ll join you all right let me turn off my shaders i don’t need 62 ingots someone in all caps in my chat said this is for the swans shut the hell up uh okay put this away and grab me some chimken all right chicken chicken chicken all right so Right now now i’m in the nether yeah okay so right now we’ve got exactly half of the the ender pearls that we need we need 12 we’ve got six so whatever we did last time if we just do it again this time we’ll be golden i actually saw a swan yesterday funny enough Dude that’s not funny that’s sort of scary at this point scary enough i found us it’s as scary as it is bro i did find this one yesterday wait where did you see a swan uh on the on the golf course ah did it was it aggressive at all to you Uh no i did whisper in my ear and he said if you next time you see danny you tell him he’s a little stinky loser so that’s sort of just relaying the message on to you okay that is interesting and he also said my boys got my back i don’t know that I don’t know if that means anything to you well yeah i mean it wouldn’t have before but now that i’ve been attacked by a different bird i kind of feel like that probably has something to do with that like he’s like he maybe like texted him or something it’s like Hey you live near danny right and he was like yeah hell yeah he runs by my place every morning right yeah i guess i should have put that together but two two together sooner oh i forgot to bring my silk touch oh yeah that’s that i think that’d be Good for you if you if you brought that [ __ ] there was a have you ever like known anyone to be attacked by a goose or swan um no actually i don’t think so uh there was a kid in my grade in like eighth grade who got Attacked by a goose on the way to school one day apparently uh he was riding his bike and he rode past a goose nest and the goose got all defensive of its nest and it like grabbed him and like pulled him off of his bike and he broke his arm A goose broke his arm yeah holy [ __ ] yeah so this is this is like why we were having this discussion about swans and and geese is because i was like i honestly feel like i could take one okay because i’m not like an eighth grader you know i’ve got a little bit more Right it’s like a life extreme yeah i’m a feisty little sixth grader you’re a strong a very strong sixth grader yeah that’s they’re what are those birds in australia that are like they just like legitimately like kill people what are they called uh i don’t know i forget the name of them But it’s i don’t think it’s emus oh cassowary i think that’s what it is is it the ones that are like straight up dinosaurs like they’re just giant like ostrich type things yeah yeah those are really scary i don’t think i could take one of those full disclosure no man nature is Kind of cringe yeah that’s kind of true sorry for pissing me off there you just laughed so yeah basically uh you’re you’re one laugh away from ending this friendship i gotta say sure okay i’ll um i mean i don’t know what’s pissing you off so much so i don’t know what you can Stop oh no you’re doing it you’re still doing it shut the hell up uh so also there was a um the target in in our town uh in high school there was a goose that i don’t know if you can picture like the outside of a target but there was um There was like uh sort of grass like a flowery grass area in front of the target it was like right next to the front doors and there was a goose that decided this is probably a good place for a nest i’m like a very defensive animal and i Don’t want anyone to be near my nest so it’s like i’ll just make my nest right here so every time you would go to that target there was just a goose outside that was constantly hissing at people it was just like oh my god always had its wings out it was just Like every time like you would walk into target i know what do you think was gonna happen i know you’d think he would want to like scope out the place before you put down his roots but right guess not i guess he figured he could take anyone that showed up yeah the most That’s like building yeah literally you’re like it’s like building a house in front of target and being like why are all these people here okay uh i just saw you are you just digging around for gold yeah okay i also don’t know what goose nests look like tv on to be honest um It’s kind of just like a uh just like a small like house like sort of looks like it’s made out of like lincoln logs it’s got like a chimney like smoke coming out really like sort of like cottage type of look yeah what the hell yeah they’re actually like really good Uh builders they just do it themselves is it like like goose size or like human size like a human could live in there um it does they definitely look big for how big geese are it’s probably like the size of like you’ve seen like uh tiny homes yeah Yes but like that big okay wow actually really impressive yeah i’m surprised you didn’t know this because i thought canada was like a big uh goose place because like the geese that we have here are kind of like named after like canada canada right canada geese yeah we have America geese so i don’t know why oh interesting yeah huh it doesn’t really make any sense hey man don’t ask me okay oh god if you ask me dude i would never i i wouldn’t do that to you i caught someone commented cottage core lesbian geese Oh yeah they are lesbian too the geese or at least the one at least the one that i was uh the yeah that was outside the target was lesbian but i was about to i meant to say i was about to say every lesbian is a goose but i meant to say Um no well i don’t know that might be true lesbians in the chat can you can anyone confirm that because i don’t want to maybe because you know maybe it is true and yeah uh okay one person said am not a goose yeah i mean there’s a it seems pretty uh Split there’s some people saying they aren’t a goose there’s some people here well i got a donation from queen elizabeth what 420 dollars pip pip cheerio danny love the stream yes i am the real queen of england in parentheses uh r.i.p prince philip he would have loved this stream I don’t know if that’s a compliment [Laughter] yeah but thank you for the money i guess i do feel like you kind of cheaped out for the queen of an entire country but you know you gave me four dollars four dollars in 20 cents yeah when i’m her late husband’s favorite streamer apparently Right all she could muster up was four quid oh wait is queen is quit like uh pounds quidditch four quid yeah four quidditch four games of queen that’ll be for quidditch i know that uh like british people call something monetary quid but i don’t know if it’s like dollars or cents you know Pounds or pence right mike oh quit quit is like bucks oh yeah yeah i wonder if it is short for quidditch though that would that probably would make sense yeah that checks out i think uh crystal thank you well i saw gold over here where the [ __ ] did it go Maybe i came and snatched it before you got a chance there’s there’s no way one because i didn’t see you and two that would be mean a mean thing to do someone in my chat just asked is this curtis’s chat and i would just like to say that this is my chat Maybe there’s some confusion because of uh the squad i wonder if actually now i wonder if we have the same chat right now no i’m actually not sure how that works i think it’s just if i or yeah i don’t know i don’t i have no idea how the squad Works like are we on the same page i think it’s just so you could see the other person but i think if someone were to click on my stream it would go to my chat oh okay i see i see i think that’s how that works okay all right i can vibe With that chat i got the gold oh my god dude i just shot a jellyfish with an arrow and it made like the most pained sound i’ve never i’ve never heard it make that sound before usually it’s just like i shot it and it went [Laughter] Said ow you’ve killed what have i done to you i don’t even know you oh i didn’t even know these things are like sentient they just seem like floating fireball shooters and now they’re oh it’s ready my wife she’ll miss me when i’m gone oh no yeah they’re british too yeah Please you can have all me quid let me go um okay i don’t know what the [ __ ] all the gold you know captain murphy thank you for the subscription oh i see an enderman but you’re not around and i know i can’t take him myself where are you where are you well [ __ ] i can give you my coordinates but that’s the only way i know how to describe where i am right now because i’ve just sort of been wandering okay that’s that’s fine i think i can do that um my coordinates are negative 96 and positive 98. negative 96 and positive 98. 1098. Man 96 and 98 those are some good years huh all right brother you’re telling me yeah i am and uh those are the wait 96 to 98 yep oh [ __ ] yeah i remember those years like they were like i guess like 20 something years ago Yeah those are some good years i was uh two and four doing four yeah yeah they just don’t make years like that anymore man i haven’t been two or four since then it hasn’t been the 90s in so long man i’m wondering if wondering if there’s something we can do About that i know what are they gonna bring those back yeah they can if they can bring back all these old movies you know it’s like come on oh have you ever seen there’s like a clip on youtube that’s like a compilation of a bunch of like scenes From movies and tv shows from the 90s where people are like referencing the fact that it’s the 90s like they know it’s a thing like you know how now in hindsight we say like you know you know it was the 90s and like there are certain things associated with the 90s Yeah but it kind of seems like people like like nobody now says like it’s the 2020s come on man i guess maybe people do say that but it just seems weird people like there’s a bunch of clips and from like tv shows and movies being like Uh it’s the 90s and that’s why we are talking to each other Uh it’s the 90s yeah okay when you say it like that i guess because it’s like we don’t like but we can’t say like it’s the 20s you know yeah we have to say it’s the 20 like i don’t know the people in the 19 the 19th Century or the [ __ ] i guess we’d call it even though the 20th i don’t know how that works but i feel like i feel like we should be able to call it the 20s now like yeah i mean it’s like what else would we be talking about the 1920s it’s obviously Not so why can’t we talk about the 20s yeah oh harry potter just done it whoa okay oh also i just missed a 100 donation holy [ __ ] uh thank you jack bus love your videos and the stream you make my day’s grego mode thank you hundreds a hundred quid Thanks for the hundred quid i’m gonna spend it on 100 squids because we all know one squid is one dollar um yeah my allowance was actually just in squids when i was a kid when i was a squid your allowance was in squids yeah because it’s like an easy exchanger You know it’s kind of universal it’s never changing yeah i guess that makes sense i still wait sorry what are your coordinates again uh it’s a negative i’m i’m in a slightly different spot i’m in basically the same place negative 85 and 1 10. Oh so i gotta go that way uh speaking of squid do you [ __ ] with calamari or what um actually i don’t know if i’ve ever had calamari in my life oh interesting okay yeah that’s fine i mean i like seafood usually so i feel like it’d be pretty pretty swag but i’ve Never had it all right are you uh uh i’m i’m oh my god i’m dead oh i’m dead oh no i tried to oh [ __ ] oh no i tried to fight an enderman alone i just gotta stop doing that you should have waited i was right here I was right here oh did you see did you see me die no but i’m i can imagine i’m pretty close to you yeah i was going towards you that was pretty dumb i shouldn’t have done that i just i thought that i could hit him with my bow and arrow and then You know he wouldn’t be able to hurt me so bad but uh he was actually you know he can teleport so that didn’t really work he just teleported straight to me and killed my ass well i’m coming back to get it you in like a cave or no No i’m trying to find where you were at i forget your coordinates already uh i was like negative 100 negative 80 and positive 100. okay oh so you’re a little more that way um you listen to the new uh olivia rodrigo album we did uh yes did you like it I really liked it yeah it’s pretty fun yeah very talented some really good uh some some certified slappers on there i’ll say yeah there were a couple slappers um a couple bangers and a couple uh head head turners and a couple ahead here a couple heads on there Yeah i really liked it oh dude there’s a straight up pig chasing me right now i’m not enjoying this i’ll tell you what i wish i wasn’t being chased by a pig right now if i could if i could choose yeah that doesn’t sound epic Also there’s on the other hand of that i listen to the new t.o.p yeah yeah i didn’t i don’t know if i’m the biggest fan of it yeah i i was talking about this on my last stream but yeah i was like um i think i feel like this might be a Controversial opinion but i really like bounce man but uh there’s definitely a lot of songs on there that i don’t really like yeah like the singles they put out were like good obviously because like they’re singles and stuff yeah compared to their other stuff it was um now I told the uh i told my stream last time because i was talking about the 21 pilots thing about the concert oh yeah oh yeah that was like the last concert i went to i think yeah i know me too and we missed it we missed the entire thing Oh shoot oh no i’m dead and i didn’t even find my stuff oh i should have worn my gold boots but i don’t have any i’m dead here we go i’m dead [ __ ] i was 11 in the mosh pit at a 21 pilots concert holy [ __ ] that’s That’s terrifying dude that is kind of sick actually 11 year old i remember the first like concert i ever went to the matchfit was a taking back sunday concert and i like didn’t know what a mosh pit was and then i would just like see kids come out with like No shoes on and they’re like crying and i was like what’s going on in there oh i’ve never been in a mosh pit um that sounds so scary to me yeah it’s pretty terrifying is that do you enjoy that sort of thing i mean not really like i think i went in like One when i went to a protest a hero show in high school and i was like all my friends are like come on dude go and i was in it i was like i feel like you guys are having way more fun than i am because i’m just getting punched in the face A bunch of times yeah i’ve always wondered like i know people enjoy it but i just don’t really like understand the appeal of it so i just i’ve never met anyone that like i went to a concert with and they’re like i gotta go in the mosh pit so i’ve never asked Whenever i ask anyone like i guess it’s just like fun to to punch people and get punched but i guess so i also think we i don’t know maybe we’re i think we might be like too old for that now i don’t know yeah how old are you again you’re like 60 what is 60 16 yeah 16 yeah that’s too old for that okay i get it i’m on fire dude i’m on fire too lava sucks man well mine’s uh the jellyfish is the culprit over here jellyfish is the culprit over here it’s a jellyfish over here for me yeah i Heard you it’s it’s so you said it was a jellyfish for you for me yeah over here it is we’re here over there yeah for it is for me [ __ ] dude i can’t find my stuff i must have been at a different height before oh maybe down there I think i went to where your coordinates were and i couldn’t see anything so yeah i think i was at a different height and that’s the issue that i’m running into here so i’m getting to where i said i was but [ __ ] oh no dude i’m so mad if i if my stuff Despawns i’m like i had so much gold ah okay maybe i’ll try to go back to where you were how many how many gold did you have i well i had i only had nuggets but i had i think i had like three or four or 64 things of them Oh damn and i had a diamond picky yeah i have one two three four five stacks of gold of 64. whoa actually that’s going to be a ton if each one of those is worth one whole ingot right because are you using silk touch oh no i i forgot it all right okay I just have the nuggets well anywho you know that’s still good so don’t feel bad no i did i didn’t yeah kind of messed everything up but you shouldn’t feel bad i i mean i didn’t really feel bad until you said this whoa what’s this stuff guys did you find what is this No sorry what is this stuff assault oh okay oh wait dude that’s where i died wait no that’s not oh never mind that’s not you that’s a pig wearing my stuff i thought i saw you there’s a pig wearing my armor oh no [ __ ] dude i can’t get over there Oh what does basalt do i i i don’t know so don’t ask me do you season your friggin food with it or something yes maybe season your buffood but pepper okay paprika guys how do i get up here i’m so screwed i want to get my stuff it’s probably not even there Damn it um okay i’m sh i think it might be time for me to head back to the portal but i forget our coordinates anyone have accordance to the the nether portal if not i am [ __ ] do you have the coordinates of the nether portal uh no Sorry i’m trying to do this really fast because i want to see if my stuff is still there um but my chat probably does chad can you tell curtis where the nether portal is if you know 6 60 negative 15. okay i got it i’m at my pickaxe this is all dead i Picked i did okay i gotta go back 60 negative 15 that means i gotta go no no no it’s all gone [ __ ] guru there’s a stupid pig wearing all my [ __ ] okay so that way oh man ah crud that’s a big stink that’s a big stink for sure I’m so high up why did i climb this high i’m such a [ __ ] idiot i’m gonna go like diagonal [ __ ] ipod is saying something different well it’s pretty close i think if i get close i’ll figure it out oh my god i’ve got nothing oh no You died oh dude yeah dude it’s not my day today is a bad day to play minecraft apparently is it because of the jellyfish over there again uh no i just i wanted to kill the pig that had my stuff to get my stuff back but then it turns out that I accidentally just knocked him in the lava and so he died but then all the other pigs knocked me in the lava so then i died so all my stuff is definitely gone now oh no i’m sorry man i think it’s because we split up every time we split up in the nether Terrible terrible things happen oh hello my name is jada today’s my birthday so i just wanted to celebrate with you guys say hi to curtis for me thank you jada for the donation and you know have a have a great birthday have a blessed be day bash i’ve been have an epic freaking E day dude i almost jumped off the f [ __ ] cliff there dude hey don’t do that man no i said i almost yeah well just don’t okay don’t almost do don’t even almost do that you’re not hearing me correctly i said i i i almost all right oh whoops wrong button Okay um my birthday is august 14th don’t forget it okay all right are you heading back to the nether portal by the way yes i am okay then i guess we can i’ll wait for you here and we’ll turn all of your stuff stuff into gold and then we’ll go back And hopefully the piggies have something good for us okay i hope so i see the bastion so i’m close no not now [ __ ] whoa jellyfish sorry yeah i sort of insulted them and but i had to okay where i just okay i’m at the portal right now do you need the coordinates Yeah negative 18 negative 25. negative 18. oh dude i’m freaking i’m so close it’s actually insane wow okay i’m i’m right outside waiting for you waiting for my prince to return well why don’t you just turn around hey there he is all right successful another trip that was pog Except for when you died a bunch of times that didn’t happen all right cool all right how many gold ings can we make oh look out look at that all right i’m gonna kill it uh oh [ __ ] it’s gonna fall in there i know it Okay do you know how to kill it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you got it you got it you got it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i’ll look out you’re gonna run into the okay oh phew if you backed up anymore you would have run into the portal and You wouldn’t have been able to back up anymore oh my god oh i was so scared dude i killed it i killed i killed it right i made 47 ingots holy [ __ ] dude that’s good all right let’s party can we get some shish in the chat Can you get some of mine too also i wanted ariana can we get a yeah yeah thank you yeah i got a um i have a sound effect on my uh soundboard now whoa from ariana yeah can you let can you hear it yeah oh wow yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it’s like Kind of kind of awesome thanks um are there any other like celebs that say like yeah in a fun way because i got the baby saying yeah yeah and i’ve got ariana saying yeah what about that singing challenge guy do you remember those tick tocks no when he was like yeah yeah You know no singing challenge if i sing better then i get your car and he and they’re like well okay you know no and he goes yeah yeah okay yeah never mind you need it i don’t remember that oh little john okay that’s a good one oh yeah there’s that literally there’s that Usher song called yeah so yeah oh yeah i should just get yes yeah every time they say yeah and every variation all right we’re going back in there so we can start trading yes uh yes sir and yes and i would love to um i don’t have gold boots on though Um so you want me is there any way you could spare four gold ingots for me actually no wait no don’t don’t don’t let let me um i’ve got i have gold pants i stole them from your okay chest i’ll allow it thank you james charles singing you say yeah Oh um yeah yeah yeah all right have you heard that whoa yeah that is funny oh man man what a great he’s my favorite youtuber whoa that’s an interesting opinion i’ll go on record and say that he’s my own he’s my unproblematic king okay so you kind of i don’t know if You’ve not heard about anything that he’s done or you just think that that’s not problematic or what so what he’s made he’s you know he’s he’s had a he did a house tour when it wasn’t all the way done yet i mean he didn’t have time okay yeah so you Definitely didn’t hear about like the actual thing that people are mad about what are they mad at what else has he done well you know how like he like what could my golden boy james charles do incorrectly what could he do wrong uh you know how he was like Yeah yeah yeah people were just like really mad about that because like he was so good at singing that they everyone got really insecure and that yeah and i mean people are gonna that’s just that’s the that’s the price of being on top man people are gonna try to tear you down Uh okay so we we need to find a piggy there was one over there oh yeah there he is okay he just he’s kind of just all right we’ll throw him a piece of gold and then i’ll try to build a little thing around him okay actually uh okay so he’s he’s like Running around like crazy though yeah yeah he’s acting like a freaking psycho man what does he do okay all right there’s another one over here yeah we want to travel this one okay and let me uh i’ll go let me see if i can just build a thing right here and then Maybe you can put the gold in there that way he’s already trapped stop doing parkour you freaking jerk you know oh freaking ah all right throw a piece of gold in the middle so he just will go in there maybe he’ll uh oh i need to put it in How do you throw it again oh q q did you oh there you go okay did i throw one um yes and i’m not sure if he sees it i don’t even know where it went now he’s like running away did you i feel like i threw it at you And you picked it up maybe no it’s it’s in there do you not see it no i don’t see it well i think he just picked it up i did okay i’m gonna give him a thing and then you build her up okay okay all right There we go hey and he gave me some crying obsidian uh i’ll be right back my chat’s freaking out because i brought all of the iron that i own into the nether i gotta go put it back okay uh i should probably get some food as well ksi donated one dollar whoa whoa Hey that’s one quid to him now this is ksi from simon friend of logan paul and others that’s how you’re introducing yourself friend of logan paul are they friends i thought they like hated each other because they were trying to beat each other up yeah i don’t Think they’re friends hey it’s me the green goblin good friend of spiderman let me go way back did you see that tick tock that’s like a uh a girl and it’s like a guy filming her and he’s like what what what movie did you want to go see And she’s like gorilla vs kong no i haven’t seen that that’s really funny and all the comments are like uh all the comments are like clark kent vs superman and stuff like that oh that’s funny okay this [ __ ] pig is being a little jerk oh hell yeah dude i heard of jellyfish Oh no say it ain’t so it’s so uh oh i think he uh think the jellyfish likes me oh yeah i hear it don’t bring him over here i’m coming here come on do you have a bow yeah you should try to kill him did he give you any things yet he’s Giving me freaking [ __ ] man i need the pearls yeah give us the pearls dog now he’s just freaking i don’t even know if he is giving me stuff anymore um hmm yeah maybe he gets bored we can go find a different one oh he just gave me something oh yeah now when freaking When he’s pro minecraft players they trade with piggies and they get all they need in like one second i know it’s like um am i doing something wrong yeah what the heck i put dream in my dream blunt rotation come on what more do you want from me Uh yeah mine would probably be dream and emily blunt yeah that would be sick that’d be [ __ ] epic emily blunt is my favorite minecraft youtuber james charles my favorite youtuber and then okay now he’s not even giving me anything dude yeah okay these pigs need to get their heads checked because they’re seriously Messed up uh where are you um i’m sort of uh building up i’m behind like i’m far i’m i’m on the other side of the fort or of that thing that we built around the pig if you come to the other side of it yeah the other side okay the thing that we Built the pig into come on the other side of that okay and then look to your like oh i see you i’m just gonna try to find more i’m gonna mine for more gold because i don’t have any so i i’m all right i’m not of much help to You right now true i’ll just keep trading with these guys over here and let me know if you get any pearls did the kurdish just bury him alive yes i did because he wasn’t giving me the things i wanted to so he has to suffer oh damn a ruthless king Sorry give me the pearls or you’re gonna die yeah that’s fair put the pearls in the bag got crying obsidian okay well uh okay actually that’s kind of sick i am actually yeah that’s pretty sick my uh pickaxe broke on the very first gold that i Mined so back to the base i go what kind of pickaxe did you have it was an iron pickaxe but i it had been through a lot already apparently right really oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] how come they just keep the gold some times this isn’t a gift i don’t know i Think they think it’s funny i think they think they’re being funny or something damn that is kind of funny now that you say that yeah some pretty goofy okay what the [ __ ] i guess you could say they’re hogging the gold do you use do you know what mcc is These are odds and who do you know what mcc is mcc yeah people kept tagging me and i think you two also being like let danny and curtis into mcc but i don’t know what that is minecraft uh college please let danny and curtis into minecraft college they need to major in creepology Please just let them in hey guys stop crowding me my chemical chromats uh minecraft channel i cannot build it oh what is what is that minecraft championship yeah that’s what they’re saying it is actually what i guess it’s like a championship from minecraft my would be my guess but It’s a tournament tournament with games uh 40 minecraft just compete in a competition it’s on saturday okay oh no i’m not we’re not doing that i’m i’ll never we’re not doing that i never do anything like that and that’s silly guys how are you so these guys are freaking escape artists Freaking houdini’s over here man can you even give me anything for the freaking i’m gonna i’m gonna lose it i’m losing it over here i can’t even make a damn pickaxe because i don’t have any sticks all right guys get the gold uh voice cracked uh oh voice crack i trapped one This game is making y’all lose your marbles yeah i know i knew exactly where every single one of them are so i played this freaking game yeah dude i miss i miss having track of all my marbles yeah i had them all in a sweet little row and They’re all gone i don’t know where they are did you give me this time give me oh my god dude i’m gonna lose my mind i have 15 left i ain’t [ __ ] whoa burpee time new burp alert new burp unlocked i’ve got three pigs in one hole yo Three pigs one hole dude yeah it’s my favorite video favorite viral video dude you’re not gonna believe what i just what i’m looking at right now what there’s just a creeper in a boat what there’s just a creeper in a boat no way there’s just like a creeper and a boat over here So it let me just say that tell me if i’m right it sounds sort of like there’s a creeper in a boat yeah like i don’t know where whose boat this is but there’s straight up a creeper in it and he’s just sitting there looking at me like he’s just it’s a creeper Sort of just in a boat he blew up oh well i mean he looked like he was enjoying himself he was just out for a little little uh wednesday row oh there’s my stream lagging okay um oh well i gave them all i gave up 40 of my ingots and i got A whopping zero ender pearls [ __ ] this game where’s the pearls man i got fire resistance potions i got a water bottle the [ __ ] and i got i did get iron boots of soul speed so it’s kind of lit but oh yeah that’s kind of cool Um yeah i really don’t know what to do like this is so dumb and boring and i hate it i know so when you did this in your world it was like it wasn’t this hard i don’t think it was that hard the [ __ ] yeah it’s actually kind of messed up in The overworld it doesn’t take that long aren’t they like impossible to find them yeah how do we even find them in the overworld i don’t see any i mean i’m looking around i don’t see any uh you know they’re common in deserts at night we Could also try to go to the blue forest but i just don’t know where one is in the nether and apparently they walk around there like it’s their birthday blue forest yeah you know how like there’s there’s one forest in the nether that’s red yes there’s a blue one Okay that makes sense and apparently they just kind of walk around and they’re like it’s their freaking birthday okay now that makes sense that you said it the second time all right i’m gonna i’m gonna i’m gonna waltz around the nether a little bit and see if i can find one of these Freaking things a blue forest so to speak all right should i go with you uh sure yeah why not all right um i need to make okay there we go i’m gonna make another treasure i need to make another chest so i can put away some of my stuff And then i’ll be there okey dokey hey how did you feel about uh after your first backs um i felt great i mean the day of i was fine um my arm hurt a lot the day after um but i mean other than that i was Breathing i also felt like kind of tired But i mean for the most part it was pretty chill nice which one did you get i got bizarre fight that’s what i got how nice yeah the only thing that i’ve been noticing is like this might sound weird but like like i have bought like three uh like windows computers like microsoft Windows computers like since the vaccine yeah or like i bought three i received three i like i’ve ordered a few more and they just haven’t gotten here yet but i just have them like to look at or whatever because they’re really like you know how they’re like really hot Or like pretty yeah yeah yeah well i mean that’s not really sort of like do you that’s not really like a side effect though i think that’s sort of like that’s kind of why you got it right that’s why i got it yeah i guess i can’t even remember like Exactly why i got it anymore but i the only thing that comes to mind is just like um i sort of just like wanted one to give bill gates like a lap dance or something like a lap dance or like a laptop dance a windows laptop dance like a foot job Or something i don’t know like yeah something for bill gates i want him to do something nice for him right and i feel like the only way to get to him is by buying microsoft windows laptops so i mean that’s yeah again that’s not so much of a Little pig that’s not so much of a you know a side effect i think that’s like the main effect like yeah it’s weird to call it a side effect because usually side effects are like bad like nausea or like um like buying an apple computer but like Yeah i don’t want to do it what’s happening to us is it’s good it’s a good thing and it and all these anti-vaxxers you’re you’re kind of hurting bill’s feeling if i can feel what he feels now yeah in a weird way i feel sort of cosmically connected to bill gates Yeah if that makes sense i mean pfizer gang you know you get it you guys get it yeah all right well i guess let’s just walk in this direction or just sure maybe not this way because there’s so much [ __ ] someone said but besties what about Bezos yeah he’s okay i mean like he’s fine um i’ll still date him for the for the cash you know of course but my focus right now is really on giving my all the bill is especially after this divorce like i just want him to be happy yeah you Don’t want him any any added stress to her to bill because then he had any stress for bill is stress for me and us so oh no oh my god oh my god what happened the world is so cruel Oh no what else this life is so cruel can you fall into the lava curtis what what do you think happened to me i think he fell in the lava because i think i fell in the freaking lava i forgot to jump i was meant to jump And i didn’t oh dude i have no one to blame but my stinky self that’s so frustrating of you i thought i was good at minecraft before i beat the game i beat the whole game i’m supposed to be good at it yeah now look at you i feel like i’m det Like my abilities are deteriorating maybe that’s a side effect of the covert vaccine i don’t know i think uh i think microsoft actually owns uh minecraft oh right so if anything you’d get better at minecraft yeah or at least want to play it more which i do it’s just maybe it’s It’s like i kind of want to play it more because i’m bad at it i feel like i just want to practice more and like talk about it with like my friends and with bill yeah sort of you know try to get everyone else to play it yeah yeah i feel that Did i go all the way down here for just one block of gold yes uh do i regret it yes oh but are there more gold on the other way up yep yeah thank you yeah someone in chat just said i’m a little rusty i think uh i think that’s true you know I was i was on i was on the beach all week i was on the beach and i wasn’t playing minecraft like i should have been oh i’m finally getting my first close to the vaccine next week’s hopefully mr aggie ford will keep us at a log cabin true Good luck dude [ __ ] dougie who’s doug doug ford is the premier of ontario and everyone’s mad at him because he uh he kind of just blew the whole covid like operation with like lockdowns and everything and also apparently this is freaking tea that i found out recently what curtis whoa are you okay Holy [ __ ] i almost died okay i’m glad you’re okay did you find a blue forest yet uh no sir okay um but apparently doug ford he’s the premier of ontario okay so he’s like in charge of all down stuff yeah and apparently he owns the company that makes all the freaking Uh you know how like you under like a target or something or like a grocery store and it says like you know keep your distance keep your physical distancing and stuff yeah he has a company that he owns a company or owns like a large portion of the company That makes those stickers so he profits when people when he when he locks down the freaking province isn’t that insane it’s like that is insane that’s like a crazy conflict of interest yeah what the hell yeah so he like his like net worth went from like 5 Million to something to like 30 million for the pandemic is just crazy jesus well i guess sorry don’t get all freaking guess the pandemic hasn’t been so bad for everyone but yeah he’s kind of had a an epic one damn that’s [ __ ] up i mean like I feel like see it’s just kind of weird that like public officials are even allowed to like do business like that like yeah right it seems like super illegal all right i’m making gold kiwi okay um i just gotta wait for the furnace to make some ingots you got gold Yeah i got 20 ingots coming in whoa that’s gonna be like zero ender pearls that’s enough zero if 40 can give you zero 20 is going to give me euro yeah it’s half as many of nothing half of nothing is uh still nothing whoa what’s going on Sounds like you’re talking to your dog or something he can’t hear me he’s gone oh sorry i might had to let my dog get out of my out of my room oh that’s okay dude dogs just do that sometimes i know i really don’t just be crying about everything it’s like shut up You know yeah shut the hell up hey thank you for the two months that’s a lot of cows down there a lot of cows oh you like them yeah yeah check out all these sheep too actually we need more sheep come on cheap let’s have let’s have sex that’s sick with each other I’m not trying to make any human sheep hybrids here name your turtle can we name it can we put like a name tag on it oh i think you can make name tags in this game he just freaking nodded at me i think it means he wants a name he was like yo What’s up i said yeah he said yep give me a name how do you do it uh i have no idea sir if that helps name no nothing for name tag tag nothing for that can you make a name tag or you think you just We just sort of oh you have to find name tags well you can’t make them you can’t craft them someone said what the hell what that’s the point how do you find the name tank yeah where do you look for that everything else in this game makes Perfect sense but that that goes against all logic yeah that’s bull crap um do you have any uh gold ingots by chance i’m making i’m making some right now yeah well it’s just the only reason i ask it’s just i ask because the only reason is that i Lost all my stuff before i don’t know if you remember that but like i don’t have any gold boots i might have more on one of my chests hold on it would mean a lot to me if you gave me the main goods how many how many ingredients to make uh Four how many four four yeah i mean come on that’s not so bad give me give me thank you now i got practically none left how many do you have 19. that’s a plenty you can do a lot with that if i don’t get a [ __ ] ender pearl i’m going to enter hurl Whoa and that’s a promise uh i’m gonna go into the uh nether and try to find a blue forest i’m just so peeved right happened jellyfish oh are you in the nether yeah oh okay then yeah let’s are you gonna trade with a pig yes all right i’m just gonna go looking For a freaking blue forest that’s that’s my goal right now okay i don’t know where that jellyfish went i want to kill him with my bow and arrow guys but i have not died yet this dream you haven’t died yet how have you not died so no I don’t i honestly don’t know dude i’m usually the one that’s dying every five seconds this is just classic now i mean oh big kurt’s got his own smp where he’s learned all the good tricks you probably have you probably learned all the cheap cheap codes That’s how you’re doing it you got cheat codes it’s the only explanation not cheating ass that’s the only way you could possibly be doing better than me you can admit as if i’m cheating you can admit it you better admit it real quick yeah the owner the reason i’m doing Uh you cut off shoot him i can’t hear you you cut out but i assume you’re admitting to cheating yeah no i was not i was not i did not all right i know my stream is lagging i can’t do anything about it i can’t do anything about it All right i see a pig boy brother you want to go do you want to give me an individual yeah people are saying that your stream is lagging and you keep cutting out for me something’s going on dude you need to you need to get it sorted i don’t i don’t know dude It’ll figure itself out all right all right so this is a red forest but i want a blue forest the screen is black there’s no way some people maybe just need to refresh sometimes guys hit it hit it with a nice refresh and then that should fix any sort of Issues that you’re having here’s all some ethernet hey i explained this on my last stream i’m connected to ethernet right now that’s how shitty canadian wi-fi is that’s so shitty damn i’m not even on wi-fi i mean on ethernet i’m on wi-fi really makes you think i know uh Give me a freaking oh my god dude i if i don’t get an ender pearl i’m [ __ ] killing this stupid-ass pig dude how many do they give you do you give do they give you just one sometimes i’ll give you like two or three i think okay Come on chat i need some good vibes you’re not [ __ ] giving let’s send some good vibes to kurt everybody just think just remember this is this is what josh peck wanted okay we’re doing this for him this is all for him this is what josh would want okay i got Seven left seven ingots left okay i got six left i need pearls yes manifest please manifest for me come on please bro these pigs dude they don’t want anything to do with us they don’t want to give us their most precious possessions come on piggy you’re not even giving me stuff anymore Oh my god dude um laura said something yesterday that i want to know your opinion on do you listen to chance at all chance the rapper the rapper yes um not like as of late like not recently well okay so is that what you’re asking about well laura was like chance’s Album was not very good because he sort of like deviated from what people like him for and part of it is because he’s like really happy and has like a wife now and so he made his whole album about how happy he is and how he has a wife now Right i sort of feel like the same thing happened well this is what laura was saying is the same thing happened with 21 pilots where this album seemed a lot more like poppy and like happy and it just like doesn’t really sound like 21 pilots anymore right or it’s just like they It’s like i don’t really know what you do if you like aren’t like you know in a dark place anymore but people know you for sort of like darker sounding music what do you do but yeah do you just lie and keep saying that you’re sad I know i would dude if i was making that much money yeah it might be sad forever no yeah i don’t really know i just think it’s interesting but it’s like that thing with like um um like when people talk about like jerry springer like how he oh freaking Like drew made a video about this how like uh like jerry springer like you can’t make like he couldn’t make oh sorry i’m an idiot jerry seinfeld uh jerry seinfeld like couldn’t make seinfeld like today you know because it’s like the dude is like the richest guy ever and it’s like it’s Not really relatable he’s not like so it’s like that same thing i guess where it’s like do you just keep trying to be like yeah i was on the subway the other day and this guy’s balls are on my face or like even though he took like a pr probably Like a yes i could a driver or something do you um yeah well two so two things i want to clear up that i don’t think that the 21 pilots album was as bad as chance’s album so i would just like to say that yeah first and foremost um and also uh Curtis have you ever wanted to like buy like if you had like a if you have like a successful career as a stand-up comedian which you know i hope for you um are you gonna like do you think you’ll just like buy a ton of cars and put them in like a big Garage is that like something you’re interested in yeah actually that’s kind of the only reason i started stand up okay um that makes a lot of sense yeah just to have like you know because i feel like every old stand-up comedian their like thing now is that they just have a lot Of cars like jay leno and jerry seinfeld they just like all have a ton of old cars right yeah i don’t know that’s kind of a thing you do you know when you have like because you you know it’s like they’re always doing stand up they’re always standing on stage it’s Like i need something i can see i need somewhere i can sit down okay yeah that’s kind of a good point actually they’re like i need a thousand different places to sit down and move fast and move as fast as i can because it’s pretty slow and and then i’m standing on stage Yeah but i also am worried that if i just buy a normal car i won’t smell like gasoline all the time so i need to buy an old car right yeah that actually makes a lot of sense okay so i did find a blue forest i’m not There yet but i see it in the distance are you in in the nether hell yeah all right give me give me those coordinates okay well let me let me get over there first and then i’ll give you the coordinates right now it does look like quite a hike I don’t even know how i’m gonna get there sheesh um [Laughter] that’d be awesome they take a car to get another car they talk about cars all the time that’s a car i wish i was a car yeah me too i was a car i wish i was a car i wish i was a car because i really want To [ __ ] my car and i feel like it’s weird for a person to [ __ ] their car but if i was a car then no one would is my favorite pixar movie because i want to [ __ ] the cars all right i mean the cars from cars are Actually kind of hot i don’t know if you’re like we’re saying that as a joke but those cars i actually would [ __ ] yeah any day of the week a lightning mcqueen i ain’t i yeah i ain’t last in a second i’m going across this lightning dude damn mater yeah i will mate I’ll mate with her even though i think mater’s a a man what are the other cars in it uh did you say lightning mcqueen yet yeah i unfortunately did yeah okay oh and wilson yeah why do the cars have doors oh that’s actually a good question maybe it’s like their Ears well i mean you start asking questions like that you’ve got to start i mean then you just you know you then you just start asking why are they cars you know it’s like yeah it’s just yeah i feel like it’d be weird if they were cars And they didn’t have doors like exactly yeah if they just had like human legs yeah and why do they have wheels by the way too they should have legs like normal people if they’re cars then why are they cars huh explain that the doors are pockets oh i saw this tick Tock actually about cars and they’re saying how they was like and there’s there’s one scene where they like go to an airport i guess okay um i don’t know what movie it was but they go to an airport and there’s like extensive airport security that they have to go Through like crazy screenings so someone made a tick tock saying that that’s the case then there must have been like a cars 911 equivalent oh that’s really interesting some like this crazy thing that happened that made them beef up you know airport security yeah but like which is like in the cars Universe aren’t planes also alive right yeah the movie planes that they made right yeah is that in the same universe as cars or is it just like a saint the same type of deal actually it must be not sure it must be right i guess so i don’t know But i remember a lot of the comments being like what the hell guys it’s just a movie you have to look that deep yeah yeah the the writers were definitely like okay so then they’re gonna go to the airport in oh cause we did we we want to make sure people know that There was a car’s 911 so we are gonna have to make them go through security right ours ride in planes and if the planes are alive uh wait yeah wait in cars they go to the airport and they ride inside a plane i guess that’s what people are saying well i guess Like yeah i guess in uh in cars doesn’t he go in a truck and the truck is alive too so he’s like inside the truck so i guess they can i guess that’s just a thing that they can do in their universe is just let someone inside of them for like a quick Transport that’s kind of cool i feel like i’d you know if that was the thing i’d probably do that for my home for my homies yeah i’d love to be able to do that for my friends so that’s something that i would love to do with for them Yeah just shove them up there yeah bill gates especially i don’t know but yeah just insert him and then go for a little walk if you will yeah put him in my butt and take him out pick him up for a ride pick him up for a little ride bill I would like to be bill’s personal chauffeur i you know i’d like to get filled by bill you know what i mean in like a simple you know platonic transport way yeah and like a platonic sexual kind of in like a platonic sort of romantic way yeah exactly um Are you in this blue forest yet so it’s i’m on one end of the biggest lava sea i’ve ever seen and it’s on the other end and so i’m trying to build a bridge across but it is taking some time okay but it looks it looks pretty fun over There when we when we get there we’re going to have a lot of fun let me just see what my coordinates are right now negative 170 and 285 negative 170 and 280 yeah yeah right yeah right that that’s my coordinates yeah there’s no way i don’t believe you Well wait why would i make dying why would i make up my coordinates come clean and admit that you’re that you’re lying through your your well i guess they’re in gt technically not my exact coordinates anymore because i did i’m moving i’m making a bridge so exactly but i’m it’s not like i’m So what are you like what’s your what’s your end game here huh huh what’s your endgame here what do you think you’re what is your what is your master plan i want to get to the blue forest and i want to bring my friend kurt with me if he’d stop acting like an Ass all right cool so we agreed i’m an ass oh i see the fortress over there i forgot i got my my freaking speed boots on oh that’s sick i’m like zoom zooming over here dude can you make like a lava proof boat in this game that would really be Oh no no no no no no no oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i’m on fire dude i see an enderman should i chat should i try to go for him dude why is why am i still on fire oh my god oh [ __ ] oh that was gnarly dude Hey kill them ah [ __ ] i didn’t get any pearls dude he didn’t drop any pearls no what the hell is up with this game what’s going on here this is messed up this is royally messed up oh man god damn it dude i was on fire for a really long time Back there was that was pretty scary yeah all right yeah i’m good now all right shut the [ __ ] up what’s what’s going on over there we’re like what are you up to why is are you trying to come to where i am i don’t know i was trying to i have like 18 Gold ingots things okay i’m going to go back and make some more angus so close and yet so far all right who are the coordinates again guys 60 for the um portal yeah i thought it was like 16 and 25 or something like that oh 60 and It was a negative 60 and 15 or 60 and 50. oh never mind i see it i have arrived at the blue forest All right let’s go let’s go i feel like not really that excited to be here because it took so [ __ ] long to find there’s probably not even gonna be any enderman here for knowing our luck there will be a total of zero all right whoa what just happened i completed a challenge Okay uh okay everybody um in chat let’s please note the location of this forest it’s negative 145 positive 463. that’s negative 145 positive 463. thank you guys okay there are endermen here i’ve already seen one oh nice okay sorry it was negative 145 positive 463. uh yes negative yeah negative 145 Positive 460 whatever whatever dude i don’t care all right i’ll head over there after okay um you’ll need to find my very long bridge and that will that will let you get there i’m just waiting for these and gets to uh down in the furnace call me furnace connor whoa nice dude Yeah thanks you know what thank you uh thank wait what for thank me thanks that actually means a lot i don’t i’m not really sure what i did but okay yeah you good dog you know now that i think about it that that might be the nicest thing anyone’s Ever said me i actually don’t even remember what i said i must have just probably ended up meant so little to me that i like didn’t even process what i was saying at the time and you know what that stinks that’s that does sting me a little bit Okay well if you need a little refresher you said uh you said nice i said i all i said was nice yeah and that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to you by a long shot oh my god that’s sad by light years that’s so sad dude You know that’s you know i take it back i think that was the nicest thing i’ve seen ever said to anyone yo i’m killing an enderman right now get him get his ass yeah i’m getting his ass dude there we go one pearl for danny i’ve got a great strategy i just Remembered from a youtube video that if you make a little hole in the side of a wall and then you go in the hole then they can’t get to you because they’re too tall to get in the hole and so then they just stand outside the hole and you thwack them Give them a good thwack that’s big brain stuff over there yeah it’s some big brain thwacking going on whack all right i need to find a pig that’s not gonna friggin he’s gonna freaking give me the [ __ ] end of the stick okay give me a pearl i have 17 more ingots guys Guys can we get some man can we start manifesting please yeah let’s start manifesting for kurt can we yeah curtis will be getting some ender pearls pretty soon i’m gonna get some pearls oh i thought i got one and not too long curtis will have some pearls come on Come on man i need this i need this please i keep thinking these fire charges are [ __ ] ender pearls yeah i know they do kind of look like it it’s just a circular thing and i get it yeah it is bogus okay i’m gonna try this guy give me Dude you’re gonna be so pissed off did you get more i just i had some gold so i just started trading with a pig he gave me i i think he gave me four ender pearls shut the [ __ ] i tried i gave him two ingots you lying are you being Serious i’m being serious yeah i’ve got five now cuz i got one from the enderman and then he gave me four oh my god if that’s true i straight up might start crying okay well do not watch the highlights from this stream on my end then dude Oh my god guys you’re supposed to manifest that i got them yeah i guess maybe they manifested wrong guys were you were you manifesting properly it feels like maybe not i think they i think the check maybe got confused about what to manifest clearly stop stop giving me stuff i don’t want give Me the pearls give me the pearls come on dude all right give it up pearls i have four oranges left dude all right i’m not feeling the vibes over here i need some better vibes oh where’d that dude go where’d my enderman go go joke remote on this big one okay yeah I might whoa why is so serious why so piggy why are you big oh my god dude come on all right right here i’m gonna get it this is gonna be it guys i’m gonna get the pearls everybody gonna get the pearls today all right my last ingot no what have you got Nothing nothing danny nothing oh no i’ve traded how many like 60 ingots on this stream literally i did like 40 20 another 20. literally probably close to 80 times oh no you throw two ingots at some [ __ ] oh pig god i feel terrible and also so successful you’re two very conflicting feelings i Feel like hot [ __ ] right now dude it’s not even after okay after 104 ingots there’s a 90 chance you get 12 pearls well hey man i’ve pretty much it feels like i’ve done that how many oh my god dude i can’t end this dream empty-handed i need pearls uh You can just come hold like hold one of mine if you want i’ve got to say kind of a lot don’t don’t don’t do that to me don’t no i don’t need you i i don’t need your i don’t need your pity purple they’re not pity pearls they’re pretty pearls I need your titty pearls i need bill gates’s titty pearls oh my god i don’t even know i’ve mined all the gold in the [ __ ] nether there’s none left there’s literally no left uh there’s some over here no that’s a mirage no i’m right up next to it it’s definitely here I don’t have a pickaxe though so i can’t i can’t break it it’s a mirage and you know it stop maybe once maybe if you came over here it would become a mirage the game would be like oh that’s uh that’s not for you oh curtis parker’s over here yeah he Can’t have any [ __ ] pearls no chance he’s going to go his whole life without having any i got 10 i’m going to go 10. i’m going to do 10 again you got 10 i’m gonna go turn into ten ten indies i’m gonna come back and oh god guys Chad i need you to manifest you know i don’t wanna put this all on you but i am going to i can’t take the blame for anyone yeah let’s make this chad’s fault that’ll make us feel better okay we’re manifesting yes thank you do you remember the scooby-doo episode Where shaggy gets brain i actually don’t remember that what i i mean that i would like to see yeah whoa that’s what i call a scooby snack damn who gives him the brain that’s what i’d like to know yeah maybe like the ghosts that they’re trying to like zoink scoop This ghost is sucking me off Yo he for sure says zoinks are you are we sure they’re not just talking about them taking the head off of the bad guy at the end like he’s like take getting head you know oh yeah maybe like he says yeah he takes the head the Head off of a ghost and he says i got i got brain that makes sense yeah when shaggy reaches our climax he says zoinks confirmed bro where did that guy go did he die shaggy no i had an enderman and he just died i think But i didn’t even hit him i think he got so pissed off that he died oh cause of death being pissed oh dee hess thank you for the 10 gifted stubs that’s whoa that is gonna pog dude thank you all right okay if i don’t get if i don’t get pearls here You’re dead me yes you’re gonna kill it you’re gonna kill me if you don’t get ender pearls you know it’s not my fault right like i’m not controlling the game well yeah i’d be humming a different tune if you didn’t trade two ingots with the [ __ ] pig And get a bunch of freaking a handful of pearls you’re cheating to me i think well i know it seems like that but you know i mean you were doing so good before you you didn’t die the whole stream dude i’ve died like 17 times this stream come on I’d die 18 times if it meant i get some [ __ ] girls man i’m losing my mind over here all right all right all right that’s fair and now all the biggies are gone they’re telling all their friends like there’s this weird guy who keeps giving us gold and screaming at her face My marbles are beyond salvaging yeah i’ve lost me jenna marbles all right well if it makes you feel better i just killed an enderman and he didn’t even give me any ender pearls so [ __ ] doesn’t sound like that made you feel better [ __ ] you dude don’t tell me that Don’t lay that on me man wow damned if i do damned if i don’t over here not not now man okay kick me while i’m down why don’t you no i was trying to cheer you up like look it’s it’s it’s hard for me too over here man We’re all having a hard time these this on the stream ah man there’s only zom zombies over here i need a real piggy i mean i will mine this gold because none of you are gonna do it [ __ ] about it guys where are the pigs at wedding pigs at where those I don’t think i do know that song as a matter of fact what dude that song came out in the it’s the 90s that’s not when that song came out ah i wasn’t typing i don’t think i was really listening in uh music back then you weren’t listening to music in the 90s no i don’t think i knew what that [ __ ] was but it was the 90s are there piggies in the red forest uh yeah usually all right no ender pearls for that one either christ i’m sorry all right they’re getting a little stingy now getting a little protective of their Pearls they’ve heard about me and they won’t give them now i was unaware these pigs could [ __ ] parkour whoa what do you do i i i was freaking i i i towered up to get away from this pig and he somehow friggin whacked me he thwacked me damn I was not a fan of that and now they’re friggin oh gosh this game is really uh pissing me off you could say yeah i can tell dude i feel like i feel like i can hear the rage in your voice yeah i can uh can i actually I feel like it’s actually i can tell by your voice that it seems like it’s directed at me all the rage yeah okay shut the [ __ ] up yeah see stuff like that that’s what sort of gave me the inkling that you might be upset with me for some reason Just like small subtle things like that like telling me to shut the [ __ ] up yeah what makes you think that you [ __ ] [ __ ] dude i buried one alive didn’t i i buried a pig alive i don’t know i don’t know where i did that uh they Might not even stick around when you do that they might like despawn if you walk away oh man i’m not really sure though but if you buried him i mean good luck finding him you know i can’t find him now those freaking jellyfishes give me the business oh i just saw lightning outside I wish it was lightning mcqueen though i’ll tell you that oh don’t even get me started dude it’s going to lightning mcq it’s lightning mcqueen outside minecraft has stunned it oh man thinking about that joke from the other day like makes me laugh and also like really pisses me off because just Thinking about like if that was real really makes me mad it’s so stupid literally the worst possible minecraft parodies all you can make oh wow it’s so funny where the [ __ ] are these pigs man i don’t know i i can’t find any endermen in this forest anymore they’re all gone Is this a pig it’s a zombie eat oh yeah sorry guys thank you i always forget to eat they should make it so you can you hook up something to your like stomach and then you can like feel yourself getting hungry and then you eat in the game Oh like some sort of like virtual reality but for your tummy yeah like you know how whenever bill gates gets hungry like we we also get hungry yeah or like whenever he like gets like corny like we get like hungry yeah no matter what happens to bill gates i’m hungry yeah Like when bill gates gets sad we just get so [ __ ] hungry i wish he would let this end all right i found a pig any oh not now god damn it man this stop shooting stuff at me oh man he’s following me like hardcore let’s go dude i got another pearl No way i think we might have enough now don’t say that to me i think we might have 12. i’ve got six here and there’s six back at the base all right i’m gonna kill this there’s one more over here so i’m gonna kill him just just for shits I’m sorry i’m sorry to do this to you dude i’m sorry i had to go down like this it’s not over it’s not over all right you do what you got to do man where did that okay he’s still down there he’s still down there I’ve got a bone to pick with you piggy you want this no pearl for dan cool okay okay i got nine chances all i’m gonna do this is it because we don’t even need any more pearls apparently according to old dan it’s true i hate to say it but it’s so true Guys let’s come on i need some more manifesting hard like hard manifesting i’m manifesting pretty hard over here no ender pearls for curtis no ender pearls for courage hey no please that’s not how you manifest i thought you had to do like reverse psychology to manifest something yo dude wait i didn’t I just got four as soon as you said you’re you know you don’t want me to have any yes dude i knew it we were yeah you gotta do you gotta use reverse psychology to manifest everybody knows that i did it let’s go that was paul we’re getting yeah yeah dude that’s sick Congrats man thank you all it took was for you wishing that i did that i didn’t get them holy [ __ ] guys that’s so pug that’s so pog You can trade with all these piggies thinking life will be a breeze you might think they give you ender pearls yo that’s so sick and they gave me four of them yeah that’s pretty good we’ve got a bunch now so do you know what this means curtis does this mean we can go To the end this means that we can go to the end holy [ __ ] oh man dude so we could like potentially beat the game next stream yeah so i think the only thing that we really need to do now is just get make sure we have enough like armor to Face the ender dragon right um but then yeah but assuming we do then we’ll be good whoa you have to find the stronghold first that’s easy well yeah but we use we use these ender pearls to find the stronghold so yeah you like throw him in the air or Something yeah and wave him like you just don’t care or something that’s so pug dude after so many like streams of just nothing yeah i know it feels so good okay guys i don’t have any food so you’re gonna have to stop telling me to eat okay Okay i’m just trying to get home i’m just a boy trying to make his way home and uh what is it what are our quarries for the uh the portal are cordy parties forty cortis already the party party yeah where’s the porta potty Hold on i got it i ran home and put the pearls in the chest uh the coordinates are negative eighteen negative thirty-two okay got it wow i can’t believe that that’s pretty wild dude i’m so happy that you got one i was gonna feel so bad if we did We went this whole stream and you never got any pearls yeah i probably would have cried especially since you got them so easily holy [ __ ] i’m going to i have so many soul speed enchanting books and i have no idea what they do oh that’s what i was doing oh bye bye bye Oh did those guys not drop pork i thought maybe they would drop pork [ __ ] maybe those guys do dude i don’t know what to do right now oh [ __ ] i’m on ugly mode well are you trying to make your way back yeah but there’s like a jellyfish I kind of just wish he would leave so i could start making my way make an ender chest yeah that’s a good idea dude let me just do that with all this all of the obsidian and uh whatever the [ __ ] you need for that that’s a good idea oh uh You can’t eat the mushroom can you danny would freaking clap back of the century right there i’m clapping back dude harder than harder than hard rock nick clapped back in that one video called hard rock nick claps back okay i might just have to find a different way around actually Because he’s like directly in the way that i need to go okay actually i’m gonna go down to the mine and chill there um hard work nick has a tick tock uh yeah i’m sure he does it sounded sarcastic he probably does oh yeah i’m sh i’m sure he does What happened to this ladder in the mine oh there’s a creeper so we’re back in the mine pork no pork damn it thought these guys had pork i had my shield up sir whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa all right just so we all know where This chest is real quick negative 173 and then positive 68 negative 173 positive 68. i just truly wish this jellyfish would leave me be that’s my greatest desire holy [ __ ] there is legit so many skeletons nice all right i’m gonna do the oldest trick in the [ __ ] yeah what’s that i’m i’m mining On top of the people so they don’t even freaking know i’m weird you know the oldest trick of the book i have a torch or go save okay just go the other way there i just don’t really know if there is another way that i can go I need to go exactly that way i’m pretty sure positive on the x negative on the y or z yeah i need to go exactly that way i heard a witch oh ah [ __ ] off did you find the witch castle little [ __ ] this little this little [ __ ] hey whoa is it a witch Oh i’m dead i’m [ __ ] in oh my god are you dead ah how you shooting up baby zombie was like impossible to kill dude ah a little baby they’re so fast that’s that’s the issue all right maybe the jellyfish is gone now that was the scariest freaking moment in my life Let me just scope out this whole path and that way yeah this is the that’s the way i came for sure all right let’s give it a go the jellyfish appears to be gone okay i’m going to help danny guys hold on me you would do that yes there’s You always really do that for me there’s another danny on the server so i no there is huh there is and there is yeah danny duncan is here the youtuber oh no way yeah that’s awesome well he doesn’t crushing us yeah he’s just he’s really quiet so that’s probably why you haven’t heard Him in real life he’s actually like really shy yeah okay what are your coordinates right now uh negative 166 and positive 67. and positive 60. this way you’re over there okay i’m so scared i don’t want to lose all these pearls kurt but if i get hit by a jellyfish so much As um once i think i will die okay do not do not die we’ve worked so hard well i’ve worked so hard for these don’t okay maybe i won’t help no wait all right you worked hard too to support me getting all of these ender pearls thank you welcome For some reason that’s honestly enough for me yeah it sounds like you have like a really low self-esteem and like any validation at all will like yeah is enough you’re saying you’re just saying the word nice was the nicest thing i said anyone’s ever said to me so that should Be a clear indication of where i’m at yeah that’s so sad yeah are you okay give me your coordinates one more time okay one second i’m gonna i gotta i’m gonna kind of make a maneuver right here guys you cannot eat mushrooms look it i’m trying to eat the mushroom it doesn’t work You guys are just lying you guys are just lying to me that’s [ __ ] up i know i thought these guys were my friends oh i see the bass oh nice okay it’s within arm’s reach ah this is gonna be so pog when i get back there everyone’s gonna think i’m a hero Then i’m just gonna go back then let’s go let’s go yes i’m in the portal yup it’s because i came back into another to help you huh yeah yeah i couldn’t have done it without you i don’t know where you were the whole time but just something about knowing you were there Really meant a lot so if we go to my little chest let’s see what we can do we got 12 plus whatever curtis had i think he said he had four fours we have 16. oh let’s go let’s go how do you have oh my god dude You’ve got all diamond armor you look sick as hell because i didn’t die once this stream wow my hero i’m fog as hell all right well um i feel like that’s probably a good place to end unless there’s anything else you want to do here i think that’s good i’m happy I’m happy as a clan i’m me too lambs are pretty happy and uh i think bill gates must be horny or something because i’m i’m really hungry right now so i gotta go get something to eat or sad or happy he must have some sort of emotion going on because i’m starving Yeah he’s he’s definitely either like sad happy or like indifferent usually that can happen when he’s indifferent as well yeah but knowing him he’s probably horny all right well uh thanks for this thanks for streaming with me oh any any time i’ll see you see you tomorrow Oh yeah see you tomorrow all right bye all right see you dude okay let me get off this discord um okay well um okay thank you for watching um that was pretty pog that was pog uh i guess next time we might try to kill the ender dragon i don’t really know But it seems like kind of attainable especially since there’s two of us i feel like we’ll have an easier time maybe but actually you know what i remember last time it took a really long time to even find the uh end portal so it might take us a really Long time actually so maybe we won’t get to it but uh let me find someone to raid real quick and then i’ll send you guys on your merry little way i like to like to raid someone at the end of my streams usually let’s see what we can do here um let’s see Okay i’m trying to find someone that looks like they’re having a lot of fun okay this person utopiana they’ve got 10 people in their stream so this is going to be sick if you guys go in there uh i think it’ll be pretty fun so get ready to have a blast their their Stream is called getting rich in survival so and there it also says road to 1.3 k maybe that’s their followers so if you guys follow them then they’ll probably hit their goal so go have fun and everybody get into the raid so that you can go And have a good time and be nice to them make sure you’re nice and bye-bye um okay and i’m ending my stream everyone have a great Video Information
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