LazarBeam – Fighting The LAZARBEAM BOSS in Minecraft

[ __ ] all right you might be confused by the intro but minecraft it has been so long since I have played you there’s a little thing called copper code but whatever a high school dropout will now explain complicated law so the reason I have to be careful is if the American

Government determines your video is for children and I’m talking like two to five year olds and you say it is not for kids they can find you 42,000 dollars per video and I know true intellectuals like myself play Minecraft but the boomers in the American government may

Determine that this game is for kids I have to be careful so just to make sure this video is not for children there’s just a couple things I have to do oh look it’s a cute little cow bye if there is any kids watching the childhoods ruined oink-oink

Pigs burn what a video for children feature such brutal Pig burning you can’t sue me you can’t sue me just a heads up it’s Black Friday everything’s 30% off we brought back yeet merch there’s new dumb [ __ ] science much here’s me putting the word [ __ ] in dumb [ __ ] science 30% off shop lasercom

Let’s go ladies beams cooked minecraft mods’ stoop to dupe to do so this is a very special episode of laser beams cooked minecraft mods’ but hey it’s me it’s laser beam in Minecraft it’s the legs of a minecraft mod you know after defeating PewDiePie and ascending to minecraft – god territory I

Have now been put into minecraft laser beam mission I think these are supposed to be gremlin babies you know like fresh so are yeah you did a sick job he’s made a full custom boss fight obviously I’m in creative right now so he won’t kill me which one’s the real one he’s giant

Man that’s like construction lays me that’s when I had muscles dude that’s when I add muscles this is the best day of my life it’s raining melons yes yes my god your horse it’s rain and melons Luann’s brain and valence okay no I take it back this mod is not authentic I just

Cracked I don’t know how to crank nineties I don’t know how to build in for tonight all right well we all know I was a minecraft god when I was playing my minecraft series let’s see how powerful this guy really is no no no I do not consent leave me alone Lay’s babe

Can I get a restraining order against myself no you’re not oh no don’t do this don’t do this laser beam you love yourself I’ve never been heated before he’s shooting code lasers at me he’s using my great powers against me oh my god now I know what all the plays you

Know see II have to deal with when I play forward Knight is this what it’s like to play in the same lobbies as me eat me alive okay I got killed by the taint AI got a little bit too close look the point is this mod is unrealistic

Because I would never get a kill mr. fresh has joined the game where I see you fresh I see you you know how you’re always killing me in fortnight and how you are so much better than me and how you always win the one v ones well this ain’t fortnight freshy boy on

A clear this area a little bit you just stand there I’m gonna give you I’m gonna be really nice fresh and I’m gonna give you a present here you go big boy there’s a diamond sword yeah there you go that’s my present to you hey you can’t kill me

I am God this is payback this is payback wait what the hell it’s just baby boy it’s just payback crack 90s against this 90s against me now eating on me holy crap he’s cranking nineties freshy boy oh I see him cranky but he’s actually cranking what the hell

Watch out for the explosions now who’s the best part now who’s the sleigh now who carries food get in way he’s a baby Raven doing any damage oh my god yay tiddly this is fun I like what is that you get him up you just got hit with the

Card lace yeah Kay he’s left the game yes I have returned I thought PewDiePie was the final boss of my minecraft series I thought I had ended this series I thought it was all over when I hit that button and everything exploded but it was never PewDiePie final boss of my minecraft

Series it was me all along it was myself it was lazer babe and I am going to fork myself yeah I’m gonna fork me good so you can’t tell me someone forking themselves is kid-friendly content cope is the real final boss yeah I thought it’d be cool to do the boss

Fight in my proper world because like all the gear I have I earned properly and it makes the boss fight real like instead of just using creative and having like a super-powered diamond sword really I can I think I can just use any of these melons and it will work

Alright there it is I’m gonna fork myself I gave me a good forking get myself a good forking there we go yeah I’ve always wanted to fork myself oh this is cool wonder of twins ever for yourselves like this oh my God he’s flying now your chili out did you know

I’m starting to relate to all the hate comments say I eat too emotional ah ah oh my god the gremlin babies No oh my god I absolutely slighted them I killed them with what hit I’m doing damage to him but I’m taking damage oh the melet’s huh

I gotta dodge the Bellas it’ll instant kill me bah oh he’s hitting me the melons have turned against me my vegan lifestyle has turned against me I think laser beams distracted by all his melons that man loves his melons oh oh oh he spotted me he spotted me he’s hit me

With cold lasers he’s cranking nine he’s in a tree he’s Bush camping in Mayan crupper this is the man that defeated the Ender Dragon with his bare hands he’s terrifying begone zombie hey I don’t have the laser beam texture pack install cuz those don’t have the Elliotts face on the only

Thing scarier than laser beam is the music zombies it’s just so much stuff for me to fight here this is actually hard like I might actually stressed out right now oh he’s cranking 90s no I’ll kill some gremlin babies ways cranking noise so it seems when he cranks 90s he launches a

Bunch of TNT out I didn’t know I could do that the doctors never tell me I could launch T&T out of my head well I’ve been fighting him for ten minutes and I’ve done that much damage I will prove I am the real laser beam I am the

Most powerful laser beam I was cranky 90s again no God no God no I was gonna fork him turn around walk him again don’t hit me some of them despawn which is really lucky so I think that’s why I haven’t died yet seems only like 1 in 10 of them actually

Hit the ground yes ok we start to actually do some damage I’m learning how to win this fight yeah I’m starting to really do serious damage to him really serious damage wait what he said he’s game-mode too creative what what since what okay he’s okay what apparently now I’ve turned into a

Duck what he teleported to me fairly now I’m aghast okay I’ve got to get out of here I’ve got I gotta get there 50 he teleports towards me I can’t even run away from him but I think this is how I’m gonna fight him I’m gonna use my

Lighter and boost through him yay yay I am the most powerful leader oh we’re doing damage boys he’s spawning squids I’m slain image I’m slaying him I’ve caught up to him in the air you’re done you ready big boy ah get demonetized the monetising it’s the only true way to

Destroy a laser beam see what are the cows for what has the cow if I didn’t discover this really cheaper Lytro method this fight would actually be impossible this makes sense though that like laser beam cheats at his own fight just because I was supposed to be doing this part of the

Boat he blew himself up I think cuz I hit him with his own gas ball he just exploded I didn’t even realize I got to the end of the fight what’s melon launcher I didn’t even realize I got to the end of the fight look at all this XP yes

Yeah so apparently I got at the end let the fortnight blackhole sorry laser beam dropped a minute and melon launcher what was the do it creates melons this is the single greatest weapon anyone has ever made I can finally get payback yeah okay you know I also kill myself yes but I’ll

Happily trade that if a bunch of iron golems died so this is the sticky eating it makes me move insanely fast hey hey dude lay off the jet fuel when did you become a bunch of acrobats since when is this a real thing i’ma leave a link in the description for this

This is incredible look how foam I sent him to my bed let’s try the end I self a play some obsidian and I’ll do the ends Oh my god what’s that it’s the fortnight me tea or not dusty Depot no not dusty keeper Did everything just die Willy was blown up by a creeper I think my entire world just got annihilate I never would have done that if I knew Willy was gonna die that was awesome until my dog died a dog dying ruined everything all right well that was a bit of a

Different laser beams cooked minecraft mods’ because if you think about it laser beam was the cooked minecraft mod but let me just say Alex and I’m blanking on his name who made the mod I’m sorry but his link will be in the description they did an incredible job

They did an incredible job that was awesome thankfully I have a backup saves where my dog isn’t dead I forget Laith been merged us we’re doing a massive sale and I did it I’ve defeated all my personal demons maybe I’ll actually start uploading more often now if I don’t feel sad