LDShadowLady – I got the BEST Kingdom | Ep. 1 | KingdomCraft

[Lizzie] Hello… Lord Herobrine… What a nice… chamber of death you have in here… [intro plays] Hey guys, what’s up, LDShadowLady here, and welcome to a new series called KingdomCraft. This is a faction server, which is divided into different kingdoms

So each of us will be randomly assigned a kingdom to rule our faction from. And we can ally with other factions, or make enemies. Before we do anything in this world, I need to find out which kingdom I shall be ruling over.

So all I have to do is praise the genies and click this button, and I will be assigned a kingdom. I really hope it’s a good one. Oh my gosh I’m so scared. What if I get a bad one? I don’t want a bad one! I’m gonna do it like this.

Let’s do it! [gasp] I got the Alpine Kingdom! Oh cute! That one is all the way up here. I’m pretty happy with that. But let’s take a look at what I could have won. The Birch Kingdom, the Flower Kingdom, the Volcano Kingdom, the Tropical Kingdom, the Mesa Kingdom, the Jungle Kingdom,

The Swamp Kingdom, the Corrupted Kingdom, and the Tiger Kingdom. So I guess before I tootle off to the Alpine Kingdom and build my faction, I’m just gonna take a quick little tour of the spawn area and see what’s what. So up here we have the shops. We’ve got a potion shop,

A farm shop, a blacksmith, a department store, of course, a flower shop, and a spooky mob drop shop. There is also a PvP arena down here but I am too scared to venture inside even if there is nobody else online to kill me right now.

There are a few other things to explore in this world as you probably saw from the map, but I am just so eager to get my faction started that we are going straight to the Alpine Kingdom. Oh no, the Alpine Kingdom is right next to the corrupted biome.

So I have a beautiful view. Honestly feel sorry for whoever gets assigned that monstrosity, I’m just sad that I have to look at it. But here is the beautiful Alpine Kingdom. I hope you guys like snow, because there is a lot of it. Oh my gosh, there’s also polar bears here.

I think I might have just got one of the most dangerous biomes to live in. Please help. This death counter says zero right now, that’s about to change. Ok so now that we’ve had a little sneak peek at the Alpine Kingdom, I think it’s time to officially create my factions. So, F, create,

Alpine. Ta da! We are now officially the Alpine Faction. So before we go back out into the wilderness, I’m gonna do slash kit tools get myself some basic supplies. And I’m also going to do set home, so that we can teleport back here whenever we need to.

Now, at the moment I can’t actually claim any official land for my faction, because I don’t have any money. So we’ve got to go out there make some money. Let’s start with this tree. And I’m just gonna make a chest to keep my wool safe,

Because if I can’t even keep a piece of wool safe how am I supposed to keep the Alpine kingdoms safe. Now there are a few different ways to make money in KingdomCraft, so let’s go and see which one would be the best. Oh wait. I could just do warp spawn, duh.

There are all these shops where you can buy blocks, but did you know you could also sell blocks to them? So what if I sell my spruce planks, am I going to make a fortune? No… But now I have $48. I’m probably the richest person on the server right now.

There is one other way to make money and that is by completing quests for some of the NPC’s. So Godric over here gives out daily quests. Let’s see what his daily quest is today. I’ve got a task for you, aye. Poor unfortunate souls, put ten drowned out of their misery today.

So if I want to I could go and kill ten drowned and make some money. I don’t know how much money, but it might just be enough to start my faction. So I think I’m gonna head from spawn all the way down to the ocean and hopefully there are some drowned just lurking.

Now I’m gonna take a shortcut through the PvP arena, which is kind of risky, but there’s nobody online so I feel very safe. Ah yes nobody can kill me now. Only myself. Oh. here is Herobrine. Hello… Lord Herobrine… What a nice… chamber of death you have in here…

Let’s see if he has got a good quest for me. “Twisted Firestarter” [Lizzie as Herobrine] You there, I have plans for you. Take this. Start a fire. [Lizzie gasping] [Normal Lizzie] I feel like this is the start of a bad path. But I’m gonna do it. Oh.

[Lizzie as Herobrine] That was a pretty pathetic attempt, let’s try this again sometime. [Normal Lizzie] He gave me diamonds. and… 64 dirt thank you so much Herobrine. What a blessing. I almost have enough to claim some faction land now. Hopefully if I can kill ten drowned I will have the $700

That I need to claim one freaking chunk. Okay also I kind of forgot to mention, it’s really bad if you die in factions because your faction loses power and I need power to claim land. So hopefully I don’t die you know? [Lizzie gasping] Here’s the ocean. Ow. Where are the drowned?

Do they just.. hang out.. in the ocean? Do I have to push a zombie in? I’ll just go over to the Tropical Kingdom for now, and I will push some zombies in the water. Wait what is that? Turtles! [Lizzie gasping] Oh my gosh. This is the best kingdom.

I need to be friends with whoever owns this kingdom. Yes, the zombies are coming. Come on in, the water’s nice and warm. Get in. Yes! Who’s gonna drown first, me or you? Why aren’t they drowning? Oh my gosh what was that noise? AH! Oh no! Ahh, phantoms! NO! What the heck.

This is really bad This is terrible. [cursed Lizzie noise] I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die. Oh now I’m gonna drown. Oh no all my stuff, I’m gonna lose all my- ah. [flashback to literally one minute ago] Also it kind of forgot to mention it’s really bad if you die in factions

[flashback to literally one minute ago] if you die in factions [flashback to literally one minute ago] if you die in factions. So that might have been the first death on the server. And I lost all my power. Stupid Godric. This quest is too hard for a noob like me.

Godric, you’re tacky and I hate you. I don’t want your quest anymore. I can’t stop his quest. Well. This is my lifelong quest. And I’ve lost all my stuff. At least I can get another toolkit. But I lost everything else. Why don’t we try another quest from Lord Herobrine

Because Godric’s quests are evil. “The Slayer” Oh no. [Lizzie as Herobrine] Kill everything. [Normal Lizzie] Well I can’t even kill one thing! 10 creepers?! Why do I keep taking on these quests that I clearly I’m not capable of doing? Okay I have a plan. Maybe I should go into a cave,

Get some resources, maybe some armor would be nice, and if there are any creepers down there I will slay them. What the heck there’s nothing down here. I haven’t even found any iron. Wait.. what is this? No way! There’s a mineshaft under my kingdom. [Lizzie gasping]

I wonder if this goes into anyone else’s kingdom and I have a premade secret tunnel to somebody’s kingdom. Oh no. This is dangerous there is danger in here. Ooh but a spawner is really helpful to have around. Okay let’s light up the spawner so we can save it for later.

Oh my gosh I could sell string and that’s how I make my fortune. Too bad they’re poisonous spiders. Ugh. Ooh a chest [Lizzie gasping] Yes! Oh my gosh I already have a golden apple. Oh there’s another spawner over there, what is that? Oh my gosh are you kidding me?! Ah!

This kingdom is so freakin’ cool- Oh, oh, oh no. Oh go- okay I almost died again. It almost happened again. But this is the best kingdom ever, there’s a spider spawner and a zombie spawner right underneath my kingdom. I really hope nobody comes and griefs this.

Even though that’s what factions is meant to be about. No! I have to protect these spawners with my life. [Lizzie gasping] I have just had a genius idea. What if I get a bucket of water, and then using this zombie spawner I can create an unlimited supply of drowned. [batman sound effect]

Okay I’m gonna make a water pit right here which I can cross but the stupid zombies can’t. And they’re gonna come get- woah no that’s too many. Why aren’t they coming? Come on, come and get me. Agh I need like a fishing rod or something to hook them in. Wait.

There’s string right here I could make a fishing rod. [Lizzie gasping] Wait they all fell in. [Lizzie evil laughing] Oh this is perfect. I’m gonna kill ten drowned in no time. Oh! My plan is working. Yes I did it! Bye! I’m gonna go back to spawn and tell Godric. [Lizzie gasping] Yes!

I have $2,000. I am rich. And I have a totem of undying. Ooh I should save this for PvP, that would be funny. So I have money now, I can claim land. Should I claim this land right here? I did it. Okay so this is the wilderness and here’s the Alpine Kingdom.

[Lizzie gasping] Yes! This land is now mine but I want more. But first I need more money, so let’s go and finish this creeper quest down in the cave. [spongebob meme] Twelve seconds later. This is how I die. NO! [flashback] It’s really bad if you die in factions.

Is there another spawner down here? Where did they come from? [Lizzie gasping] Loads of minecart chests! What’s in them? Efficiency three. Oh boy. [gasp] Lapis! I can enchant things now. [heavenly music] And an enchanted Golden Apple [heavenly music] this is amazing! But really, I just want to find creepers. Bye-bye now.

Where’s this last creeper, hmm? AH! Oh my gosh they were hiding. Oh no. No no no no. Ohh. This was a bad idea. Yes! I’m just gonna warp to spawn, now let’s go and see Herobrine. Oh Lord Herobrine what will you giveth to me?

[Lizzie as Herobrine] Beautiful work, come back when you’re ready for more mischief. Oh… Thank you so very much Herobrine. I’m so glad I died several times for this. and now my faction has no power. Okay so we have money and I have proved that I can complete quests.

Next we should come up with a food supply. So, time to make a farm. And I am going to farm melons. And I’m gonna make sure to do it in my own land so nobody can come along and pluck them from the ground. Oh my gosh, there’s already a melon? What the heck.

I am gonna be rich! Wait how much the melons sell for? Let’s go and check it out. Bobby the farmer over here will buy my melons. Oh no I need a whole melon. But they’re more profitable than pumpkins. Okay can I make a full melon? I can.

Now I need to do is make thousands of these, and I am gonna be rich. Now the thing about factions is, somebody could come along and steal everything I have and that would be sad because I have a lot of cool stuff already and it’s episode one.

I already have a totem of undying, an enchanted golden apple, diamonds already. So I need to keep these things safe. Ooh, how do you make an enderchest? An Eye of Ender surrounded by obsidian. [villager Lizzie] Hmm. An enderchest would be the safest place to store all of my items.

But I’m gonna need to make an Eye of Ender and get some obsidian first. Let’s see if they sell blaze rods in here. [gasp] They do. It’s four hundred and fifty. Let’s buy one blaze rod. Yes. And now I have my eye of ender I just need my obsidian.

I guess I’m gonna have to use these diamonds, and I am gonna go find some obsidian. And hopefully not die with this diamond pickaxe. Okay let’s get some water on these. Wow I really wish I had an enchanted pickaxe right now. Okay we got it. Let’s just teleport home.

And now I can make my ender chest. Yes. Ta da! So I’m gonna hide all of my precious things in here and now nobody can take them from me. They are secure. So that is where I’m gonna leave it for this episode of KingdomCraft.

If you guys have any factions tips for me please let me know, because I am a total newb. And I know that this place is not safe but I don’t know how to make it safe. So please help [outro plays]