Learning Minecraft From The Frustrated Gamer!

Hello everybody what is up my name is sam and welcome to my first ever not live video while you guys are watching this i will be on vacation and i thought what better day than to try minecraft for the first time and i’ve got the best teacher my fiance brandon aka the

Frustrated gamer okay so this is what we’re gonna do today i’m gonna teach you the basics of minecraft which by the way i’m the last person that should be teaching people how to play minecraft i’m terrible but i’m gonna teach you everything i know and at the end we’re gonna have a

Building competition but i’ll tell you more about that later ow hey you know how to play minecraft but you already know how to punch me in the face it’s the only thing i know how to do right now all right follow me so we’re going to go through an area where there’s no

Buildings we’re not going to cheat we’re not going to use spy’s uh oh my gosh what are you doing i wonder we’re not going to be able to get very far if you stop every single time you see an animal i would like to join them okay follow me all right all right

I think this is the first time that you’re ever teaching me a video game i shouldn’t be but i’m gonna put it this way within the next like five to ten minutes you’re gonna be better than i am at this game i already can’t find my way out of this

Castle get out of my way villager what are we doing here brandon okay so i took you here in the woods in the middle of nowhere and this is a perfect spot to tell you how to start playing minecraft or to murder me okay so the first thing you want to do

In minecraft is punch this tree oh my god punch a little harder hold down your mouse there we go wait keep doing it keep hold it a little longer what am i holding oh my gosh hold it and wait until the tree explodes watch how a true

Minecraftian does it you hold it and pop oh so you just keep doing it there we go okay okay you’ve got your first piece of wood now hit the e key so take your little spruce log and put it up there in your crafting block okay now on the

Right you’ll see that out of that log you made four spruce planks yes with those four spruce planks you’re gonna right click and put one plank in each of the four crafting spots and done and did you get a crafting table something popped up on the right side of

My screen but i don’t yes you can grab that with your mouse and you got yourself a crafting table cool so now again this seems painful but punch that tree again somehow it’s floating in mid-air but we don’t we don’t really uh talk about that here

So this tree right here oh my gosh it is floating in midair yeah that’s normal so punch it get another get two pieces of logs now you’re gonna turn these logs into planks again like we just did i can do that okay now what you’re gonna do is

You’re gonna put one plank on the top one plank on the bottom on your crafting and you should make four sticks you got them yep okay so now what you’re gonna do you’re gonna right click on your crafting table we’re gonna make a what should we make for you we’re gonna

Start off by making a sword okay so you’re gonna go one stick on the bottom middle block does it tell you this uh yeah you could either you could use recipes too but the real mycraftians make it themselves okay one stick on the bottom and then

Two planks above that stick all right i see i got i got the sword you got a sword yep okay now we’re gonna sword fight to the track well we’re not gonna do that okay i’m kidding i’m kidding i’m kidding i’m kidding okay well you don’t have to throw it on the

Ground that’s wait okay so hey okay i’m actually kind of low on health so don’t hit me you want to go you want to go huh huh okay wait wait wait wait let’s turn this into an fps game where’s my gun but there are no guns in minecraft and if there were i

Would be even worse than i already am whoa what are those dudes here oh my god oh my god uh sam i think we’re being hunted oh my god we’re getting hunted run run i picked the worst spot in the woods for us to start i died

I was shot by a pillager what were they even pillaging you certainly were okay you do respawn i just don’t know where um no nowhere near where we were but i found someone else’s crafting table i have a question do you see grass yes

Okay then i have no idea where you are i see a gigantic waterfall okay i’m gonna teleport you to me all right teleport bam teleported oh i think i just teleported you to you yeah that’s embarrassing ow there’s fall damage in this game bam oh there’s certainly fall damage wait

Why did i teleport to you okay well this is the perfect time to teach you about mining so okay i thought i’d get started here it is called minecraft so do you still have your oh here is a crafting table yeah that’s not mine but finders keepers right

Okay so do you still have any planks left over uh i’ve got nothing you have oh because you died right i don’t have my sword or do you want to make it yourself i’m going to make a pickaxe okay i don’t need your charity so you’re going to turn it’s hurting you

No i was eating [Laughter] i thought like you were exploding voila all right okay so let’s go in this cave that wait this is not the cave brandon uh here’s the cave wait so i wasn’t supposed to be just punching the rocks with my fists no

No no you’re gonna need a pickaxe so the basis of minecraft is mining and crafting oh i didn’t know that so this is cobblestone that you’re mining right now and also granite cobblestone are basically like the building blocks of minecraft right so you’re gonna be able to make stronger

Swords stronger picks at pickaxes stronger everything and basically you can like uh you know oh oh perfect example you ready how much cobblestone do you have i’ve got four okay perfect so come over here you see this strange substance over here yes this is iron now now mine that top thing of iron

This one yeah yeah my gosh and boom you just wasted a block of iron you jerk what so what you need to mine iron is a cobblestone pickaxe i figured hey okay i deserve it that’s for being a bad teacher we don’t have to go all the way back up

I have enough for a crafting table so what we’re gonna do it’s the same recipe except instead of planks you’re going to put cobblestone okay so so it’s going to be two sticks on the bottom three cobblestones on top or just a recipe book

Got it you got it okay now try to mine this block of iron oh it’s so fast bam bam bam i got it so here we go now stage number i don’t know what stage we’re on but it’s the next stage okay now we need to

Make a furnace which i call a furnace because you know that’s what i like to call it okay did you come up with lessons planned for lesson plans for this say that again did you come up with lesson plans for me or are you just winging it i’m winging it off the dome

Ah okay so you need eight blocks of cobblestone to make a furnace okay so go in your crafting table and just make a circle so basically there’s eight blocks of cobblestone the only spot you’re gonna have open is the middle one oh i see how do you memorize all these ah i’m a

Genius oh i made a furnace all right so now put it down next to the uh crafting table should we put all of our stuff in this underground basement yeah we’re not worried okay so now you see that you have iron ore i’ve got dirt you don’t have any iron didn’t you mine

It oh wait wait yes i just feel like raw yeah okay so you can’t use that until you smelt it now to smelt it you have to put it in this furnace now you can either uh use wood to fuel your furnace or you can do

Oh you already turned it on yeah it’s good okay you’re way ahead of me never mind but here follow me over here the last thing we’re gonna do before we start our final challenge who is guys swimming with the fishies really you’re gonna get eaten by a fish i’m

Gonna eat this fish well you actually can do that just don’t drown if you see bubbles going okay i’m beating it up brandon use your sword it’s better than a pickaxe i was using my fists oh well that works too all right i got a fish all right sweet

Hey so you can put that fish in your furnace and cook it and then it’ll uh it’ll satisfy your hunger you mean your furnace since you took mine well if there’s one right here get over it all right sam so i have an idea so i need food cause i’m starving to death

And i’m about to die we’re going to take all this mission okay it’s a secret mission we’re going to break into spy’s castle and steal all his food i love it yeah let’s do it let’s do it oh also do you want to flood obese underground base ooh it looks already

Flooded this isn’t flooded nope you ready oh we can just oh we can just break it oh my gosh oh i feel so bad on that oh my gosh before everybody gets angry with me in the chat obi hasn’t played minecraft in like six months so i don’t think he’s

Gonna care but uh yep i just flooded his underground base oh my gosh to my defense he filled my base with lava so i guess we’re even so obese defense or to your defense as well i mean if you’re going to build an underground base do

More than one layer of defense like you should have some steel you should have some reinforcements see that’s why i’m keeping you around sam i was a little wimpy obedient oh this is our key we went into yeah we’re not going to the cave we’re

Going to be uh spy’s castle so we can steal food all right you ready sam i’m crouching because i’m stealthy we’re sneaking we’re sneaky all right i don’t think spy’s here so what we’re going to do we’re going to break into his castle stay away from the bushes please don’t

Get killed by bushes usually that’s my thing i feel like from me i always used to run into the bushes they look like they’re berry bushes they are berry bushes why do they hurt you because they have thorns on them they should be prickly bushes then you can

Pick them look and then you get a berry that you could eat well you just destroyed it did i just slap them that’s the aggressive way of getting berries is there an easier way how do you pick it just right click them and you get the berries your left

Don’t get killed by a berry bush in the first minute okay are you in wait how do you open the door press the button in the middle like in the middle of the wall there we go oh got it ask cause it’ll close okay so if we come over here i think spy

Keeps most of his stuff here oh he’s got them labeled here we go down here food food the bottom oh my gosh potatoes are actually they’re raw so i’m gonna eat let’s get some cooked pork chops i got rabbit stew oh boy you’re stealing his rabbit stew

Grab those three uh cooked pork chops over there okay okay and now leave go away okay so now to eat whatever you’re holding you just right click it and you just kind of munch on it oh yeah so now it’s time for the secret uh

Challenge at the end that i uh uh tell everybody about it do you feel ready do you feel ready after being instructed by me your tutelage was was wonderful brandon i feel the entire time you’re holding a stick right now i feel like i’m pretty uh i’m in good hands yeah my stick

So let’s go out here ah close on me okay so this is what we’re gonna do we’re each gonna have 10 minutes to build the best space we can possibly do and at the end we’re going to show both of our bases and everybody at home is

Going to vote and say whose base is the best oh my god i’m actually kind of nervous yeah i’d be nervous if i were you all right keep walking this way you didn’t tell me how to build a baby i just have something i have to do um

Just look the other way and and don’t worry about it oh okay all right um i just had to go to the bathroom now i’m ready to go i’m sure that was all that was yes all right so i don’t want us to be able to see each

Other building because i want at the end of the video i want it to be a surprise so i’m gonna be so nice i’m gonna give you this beautiful field to build your base and i’m even going to give you a crafting table right in the middle

Oh you already have a crafting table um okay well then i’m taking that back because i want it i don’t want your crafting table in the middle of my base anyway so before we start the competition do you have any questions yeah how do i build a base sorry i can’t tell you

Leaving oh my god brandon all right i am going to find my spot to build you’re going to build over there and in 10 minutes uh you can’t build anymore and then i’m gonna gloat when i beat you all right all right sam are you ready i have my

Field that i’m gonna build in i am ready start the timer you have ten minutes in three two one go all right guys so i have my timer on the first goal is just to collect stuff we’re going to sprint around we’re going to collect stuff

All i know is that you want to have all the materials that you need going into it so if i know brandon he is unorganized so it’s going to take him a little bit to like just get the beginning done so if we get a solid base here

Then i think we’re going to just be able to build faster than him so we need to get the adequate amount of materials we’re just going what everything i understand that this is a fire hazard this probably isn’t up to code in today’s standards but i think in minecraft it’s just gonna

Have to do i think we’ve got a fair bit i’m gonna do one more tree and then we’re going to go back and we’re going to see where we’re at because we also don’t want to collect too much ah the plants are killing me if i die by bush in this game

Oh man it’s like uh fortnite i always end up dying by the storm in minecraft it’s not even gonna be the zombies or the mob it’s just gonna be a a berry bush all right let’s see what we’re working with over here ow all right we need a little porch who

Doesn’t like a good porch so we’ve got a lot of spruce here we got some spruce all right let’s do all right we need we’re gonna do facing this way so let’s not make a huge base to start one more to be symmetrical All right this is a little porch for us I think i should do the first five minutes just collecting materials and then the last five minutes actually building if minecraft was in vr in real life man you have great arm muscles And the reach ooh i need that that was mine give me that give me that give me that guys i’ll admit for 27 years i didn’t play any minecraft it was one of those games that i never hopped into and by now i just feel like i was too

Far behind to enjoy it but this is quite delightful all right we’re still good on time we’re still plenty good on time okay all right all right all right we’re good we’re doing great that can go in there oh All right that’s that’s a good foundation and then i believe i saw in here wait not in there in our crafting table we had a couple stairs we need All right we got four stairs we got four stairs all right this is gonna be beautiful all right that looks good this is so cute so far guys it’s adorable we got a little porch we’ve got a little door i can’t open it that’s fine all right we

Still need we’ve got a couple more minutes left we need uh we need to make it bigger so let’s just keep mining up we could use some windows but that’s okay we don’t need natural light we’re all gamers here fluorescent lighting is where it’s at if we if we get a

In a pickle at the end we’ll just start using we have some granite and stuff which is fine i just wanted it all be um i wanted it to all look the same but that’s okay if it doesn’t match it doesn’t match brandon’s probably doesn’t match

I am curious what he’s doing over there all right we’ve got we’ve got two minutes left i feel like i’m on like a baking show on food network i’m like i gotta plate everything i got all my ingredients i just have to plate them he didn’t tell me exactly how to make a

Roof wait we need to do you know what whatever it’s not gonna be big but it’ll be adorable that’s what they call cozy That’s our little entryway Got some noisy neighbors going on over here all right we got like a minute left guys i’m finishing my last couple trees i need to build a little roof um and then i think we’re pretty good it’s not big it’s nothing much but hey 10 minute build isn’t so bad five four three

Two one and done no more building you are done hands are off okay you’re to come to my base first i’m going to show you mine and then we’re going to unveil yours afterwards um that sounds great except i’m trapped in my base you’re you’re

Oh this oh wait never mind i opened the door oh you found out how to get out okay no i didn’t know how to build a roof you didn’t know how to build a roof okay so we’re doing the uh the new age no roof style do you know where i am

Not a clue i’m on the other side i’m on the other side of spy’s base all right i got it i got it and welcome to the frustrated date so i made it completely out of golden blocks and granite this looks like ice no it’s it’s it’s it’s diamonds believe

Me oh i meant to say dying i made a bed i made a bed i’ve got like a nice diamond floor some polished granite nice windows it looks so lovely i’m gonna take this base over thank you very much hey get out of here this is my hey fine

Okay well we saw mine it’s honestly it’s not that great if you compare it it’s beautiful i that the fact that you look at that and say it’s beautiful makes me worried to see yours oh you should be i’m gonna close my eyes so i don’t see it and then

Open it when i’m right outside your base oh it’s something can you guide me i can’t really see i’m over here uh follow my voice your voice sounds the same everywhere you are oh proximity chat all right yeah activity chat all right you are right in front of my bungalow am i good

Yes you’re perfect oh okay i’m not even it’s the other way turn around all right here we go three the unknown one voila we’ve got a little front porch here sam you don’t even have a roof i didn’t know how to build a roof look you don’t even have anything in here you

Don’t have a bed i can’t make a bed either bro i don’t have windows no but i have a front porch and a back porch sam this is the most useless base ever you can’t even sleep and if it rains it doesn’t even protect you this is not a

Shelter it actually will drown you if it rains you know what this tells me that you’re a teacher the worst minecraft player ever because i caught you and and this is what you did honestly it’s the start of something cute i have an idea so this is your

First time playing minecraft in the smp you’ve made this really um nice base yeah totally oh i don’t know no my base my beautiful bait i might have caught myself on fire brandon you burned me to death i hope you liked minecraft all right guys that was trial by fire in minecraft

We have some improvements to do the next time you see me on this i’m gonna have a great base and brandon’s not gonna have a single thing left this is the start of a little war here anyway i love minecraft i’m super excited to get this started on my

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