LinusStudios – Hilarious FAKE Minecraft 1.19 Speedruns…

Guys we spawned right next to a chest tree okay let’s see what’s inside this chest oh my god these are some of the funniest fake speed runs in minecraft’s new 1.19 this first speedrunner spawns right in the village where if we look closely we can see a couple missing wood blocks showing

Us right off the bat this world has already been played on and the runner must have forgot to place these blocks back after a past attempt next they find a chest in a house where it is impossible for chests to spawn and inside of it they find a ton of iron

That they don’t get the achievement for after looting another house with a ton of iron and strangely no bed the runner crafts a full set of iron gear minus a pickaxe remember this for later the runner finds a ruined portal next where the entire surrounding area is on fire

Thanks to this one block of lava which again shows us that they have already played on this world which is really the only way this fire would have enough time to spread this much the ruined portal’s chest has a bunch of insanely impossible loo which allows the runner

Plenty of resources to head right into the nether where they are in quite the predicament to avoid having to build all the way to solid ground the runner heads back to the overworld where they walk a while before building a new portal which takes them right to what do you know

Another fortress the runner collects blaze rods and eventually heads to a nearby bastion where there is an insane number of piglets because of this the runner is able to get enderpearls from trading super quickly and heads back to the overworld where they locate the stronghold and conveniently mine right

To the portal but eventually they end up killing themselves in the end with a bed i’ll score the speeder on with a c for complete your speed run next time next we’re going to take a look at this dude named samusdead12 and in this one speedrun of his the loading screen seems

A little suspicious when you generate a brand new world this white square appears briefly in a specific location before zapping to the center and continuing to enlarge and change color the location of the initial appearance of this white square stays the exact same every single time you generate a

New world using the same seed in samus dead’s run the white square spawns in the bottom left but when i loaded up the seed for the world which was provided by the runner in the description i found out that the square is actually supposed to spawn near the middle showing us that

The runner spliced his recording during the world generation process to make it seem like he hadn’t already played on this world but we’ll find out soon that that isn’t the case when he loads in the runner is suspiciously able to immediately run right to a shipwreck and

Then right to a village and then right to a lava pool which he uses to build a portal but when he enters the nether there seems to be a cut in the recording and right after it the runner is conveniently right next to a bastion not suspicious at all the runner loots the

Bastion and trades with some piglens where he’s able to get pearls pretty quickly he locates and loots a fortress next and afterwards builds a portal in a very specific spot that conveniently takes him right to a village where he’s able to gather the beds he needs to

Fight the dragon the runner heads to the stronghold next and mines right down into this underwater cave where he somehow knows the exact direction to head in and is able to mine right into the portal room the runner proceeds to fight the dragon and everything seems

Legit this run was a bit less obvious so i think i’ll score it with a b for better than the last you guys have been asking me a ton to show you who the speedrunners are so this next run comes from a guy named joe smith i’m not

Joking this guy starts the speedrun normally by just chopping some trees but things start to get weird when he heads down into a cave and finds it’s an inner man dungeon no way i didn’t even know these things existed they’re so rare so he now has access to all the ender

Pearls he could ever need but there’s more in the dungeon’s chests are blaze rods obviously placed by him before the run and completely eliminating the normal step of having to go to the nether ah there’s a carcass there’s a carcass there’s a carcass a zombified carcass he goes ahead and kills some

Endermen i need to kill some more of these uh these tall guys but almost dies because he’s clearly not the most skilled player cry about it cry about it even with all the insane items he already cheated for he feels the need to use commands to give himself even more

Eyes of ender just for the sake of the speed run i’m gonna i’m gonna give myself some inner eyes i’m sorry and unknown item but he doesn’t even really need them because he just walks like 10 blocks from the dungeon and finds the stronghold oh there it is there it is

Come on baby the end the end come on guys i did it headphones down it’s okay i can literally buy all the headphones i want i’m famous now this next runner is using a third-party minecraft client which is not allowed for speed runs he finds a strange cave

Right next to a spawn where he’s able to jump right down into an ancient city how convenient the runner loots the ancient city which strangely has no shulk shriekers and heads to the city’s portal which for some reason has obsidian instead of the deep slate it’s supposed

To spawn with and the portal takes him right into a fortress he grabs blazer odds and eventually finds a pack of endermen in the fortress which would technically be possible if the fortress was in a blue forest biome but these gray particles in the air show us that

It’s actually in a basalt delta confirming that these were spawned in by the runner he heads back to the overworld and builds up to the surface and begins to locate the stronghold which is very strangely and very obviously constructed to just be a straight path to the portal the runner

Enters the end and almost dies to an enderman and so in order to save himself he cuts his recording and all of a sudden has notch apples in his inventory we can tell that he cut his recording because of the sudden jump in the timer i’ll score this run with a b for

Big portal this next runner who by the way is using a third party client starts his run by chopping wood in a village and killing an iron golem but he strangely doesn’t get the achievement for grabbing the iron a little while later though he strangely cuts his recording and afterwards has the

Achievement what a good way to cover it up the runner finds a ruined portal next where he only gets one obsidian from the chest but after heading to a second room and portal nearby he all of a sudden has eight that somehow just appeared in his inventory he heads to the nether necks

Thanks to this obsidian where he quickly locates a bastion but in this room where there are normally quite a few piglen brutes there’s strangely only one the runner loots the bastion and from four chests gets 34 gold blocks when normally you’d only get about 10. the runner

Locates and loots a fortress and then finds a group of piglets to trade with after completing the trading the runner has enough pearls for seven eyes of ender not quite enough to get to the end but it’s fine after another random cut in the recording he has a ton of extra

Pearls in his inventory next the runner locates the stronghold and heads into the end where he actually well dies and when he returns the dragon’s health is entirely depleted i’ll give this run a d4 don’t die next time this next runner spawns in an absolutely insane sea with

One two three four villages three shipwrecks and two ruined portals and when he’s looting these we can actually see in the distance a ruined portal that seems to have already been lit by him the runner eventually heads into the nether using a different portal and once he’s in the nearby lava has already

Flowed all the way down to the ground which seems suspicious because normally when you enter the nether for the first time lava takes time to flow down from the roof he kills some blazes in a nearby fortress but leaves with only 5 rods he heads to a bastion next to trade

For ender pearls where he once again only gets five and then heads back to the overworld locates the stronghold and heads into the end where there’s something strange going on with the crystals like this one here that doesn’t have a base on it showing us that it was

Placed by the speedrunner as it is impossible for a crystal to naturally spawn without a base a lot of the pillars also look really short which also explains the lack of base on the crystals not much else happens in this run so subscribe if you enjoyed you