Mage Rage April 2021 – week 5 – ep 1 – “Bricking it!”

Um hello arthur dent here with a purple cap on yeah this is major age and it’s week number five the bonus week i guess of april um we’ve been told to expect a challenge oh no i can hear a cow outside i’m not coming out of the box um yes

Extreme times call for extreme Skin choices so i’ve decided to go for a guy who’s who’s seen it all and met it all around the universe around the galaxy in fact right um I’ve been thinking about choices of spells as well you know what can you choose let’s get back to the game okay first of all Um what kind of what kind of hat will suit arthur arthur dent of hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy um oh stop glasses no that’s not his what about a piano one in my head yes that’s suitably douglas adams ish okay and what kind of a wand goes with this

Actually there’s some new ones at the end that i’ve never even looked at yet i think Because we got some new ones week three i’ve never been beyond oh look yes oh [Laughter] oh i like oh ah okay a flintlock pistol yes yes um oh dear right what troubles am i gonna get into with this okay the five spells now i’ve been thinking about these so much

I’ve written them all down gradually crossed them all out and then written in other ones and then crossed them all out and i think i’ve more or less ended up with the same selection that i actually started with it’s it’s on my mind this um yes right i’m obviously taking

Annihilation because it’s new i am going to take ice i am going to take blink because my idea is whatever the challenge is out there i’m going to try and get out of trouble by blinking was that someone cocking a crossbow outside um and telekinesis because that’ll

Synergize with ice as well as well as being a good thing for getting auras with and i think i’m going to end with explosive because it’s good on its own and also in a with annihilation you can fire a um a blast what was it called fire charge or something like that

Long distances and i haven’t tried that yet hello okay right i’m gonna write in the okay the the location of base minus three six nine zero i ish i always round up to the nearest place and minus four two oh oh i think it was wasn’t it enough okay now

I can i can do a nice platform up into the sky and say what’s going on okay whoa nearly went in straight into that cave now i at the moment i don’t know what’s what’s so scary and that’s scary itself go away piggy i i haven’t checked what i’m collecting yet

Oh that’s interesting okay dark oak wood and what’s that then totem if i’m dying i don’t know how you get that okay well i’ll have to try and work out how i’ll probably go and look that up dark oak leaves this also brings mine something i haven’t said yet which is that i

Probably will break this one if it is as challenging as as we’ve heard then i might break it up into episodes as i play as well i call it drama six glass bottles stone bricks uh bricks and chisel sandstone okay i’m just going to go off and put things up okay

I’ve looked it up right [Laughter] so scared yes apparently you get it from killing an evoker hello oink yes now an evoker is not a nice thing to meet right um oh do i have to kill you oh i’ll i’ll annihilate you yeah i haven’t got anything to provide me with cooked food

Instantaneously shame there’s no they can hear a skelly right i’m not being very efficient i think it’s it’s worried me okay let’s get get things on the mic yeah okay oops stop it he sounds like he’s on my shoulder um let me see let’s get another all right that’s just enough for a

Furnace oh yeah i haven’t got any revealing or anything like that i i looked at that and then discarded it again so yep troubles okay what can i say oh there’s a red portal over there and i’m on top of a tree i wish i’d chosen slowness that was one

Of the ones that i’d i’d picked hello cow oh let’s try it Get a quick bit of that oh yeah it was the room pulled what i was going for yeah you’ve got to remember these things now evoker that i have to kill nice gold i don’t have to go to the nether as far as i know um is there

One of the chisely bricks that i’ll that i need just already here um no but i can i can grab stone bricks and i’m sure that’ll help they’ll help me grab or create i’m getting all kinds of other things i don’t actually need if i get stone bricks

How do you make stone brick slabs oh this bubbling is he’s preying on my nerves oh look i’ve spilled it all out um better get some more before i walk away i’ve got six that’s what i want we’ve got iron bars yeah got some great stuff right i don’t need iron bars

Steps mossy or cracked or netherrack i believe um well i wish i i just i got to take the gold [Laughter] yep okay now looking back at my list yeah i’ve got to get let’s get some coal because i’ve got to cook things a little bit of cold um let’s blink up

There and get some more ouch ow what was that a delayed action how did that happen oh what am i doing up here and it must be getting down to sunset as well get this yeah and a bit of this there was some down at sea level as well wasn’t that Okay sun is thinking of setting let’s have a look around again uh-huh come on i’m interested whoa lava no i’m interested in lava i’d like to get tonight much more closely thank you oh look that yeah i don’t know what i’m seeing there looked like a block of obsidian but i

Think it was just a a problem it was a world problem that looks like ice planes over there over there yeah it is isn’t it i’m sure i don’t need that do i okay my mind has been taken by the need to Ah okay i want to get somewhere and then go go into a hole let’s just make a few of those in the wrong place organize yourself now we’re going to get all kinds of horrible around now it’s night so i have to be prepared what do i do with the horrible oh hello

Oh um annihilate there we go oh is there another one all right cave hello oh it’s not much of a cave not even worthy of the name i haven’t cooked my food i can hear i can hear more guys okay could eat my golden apple but that feels like a

A false usage of something too early there must be a word for that a complete waste perhaps that’s what i mean i’ve got hardly any food hardly any okay all right i am causing myself problems okay let’s look around now the the main theme of today well he’s obviously

Too um these guys couldn’t hit hey oh my goodness me he could right okay [Laughter] yeah ancient mage where’s he gone is have i got away from him it’s it’s great isn’t it you’ve got an ancient mage and yet he doesn’t understand that other mages can can just blink out of the way

Oh hello guys yeah the the whole thing about um getting a totem of undying oh here is dark oak oh goody right okay now what was it hello what are you doing on the tree did he like that oh why it didn’t actually kill him right you are now Declared dead right i need some dark oak wood to make dark oak wood with i’ve got a banner okay um i can make dark oak wood that’s my first of my collection ominous banner right okay nothing up here with me right now i need to get dark oak leaves but i can’t get

Them until i’ve got some iron stop all those spider noises and cats stop all right what are you trying to do trying to eat your food dispenser or something okay um go up here because this it’s much safer yes right back to the the original idea of

How do i get the totem of undying because you have to kill an evoker now are we going to see evokers around because i haven’t yet in in these raid parties oh yellow witchy poo up in the sky um yes i haven’t seen them can i um

Can i try shooting at her no did that wrong no she’s much too far away oh that goes straight now i see right well so what happens if i can i try that again yes um evoker am i does it mean i’ve got to find an actual woodland mansion and take it on

How does that get him it does it doesn’t kill him but he didn’t like it and he’s just standing there though isn’t he but what about the uh no the other one if i no that that kind of didn’t make the distance i think so what’s that guy yeah you see the only

Ones we see out and about the whole time seem to be these guys pillagers with crossbows um i hope to say that this is where where’s where’s right if you go that way which is north west so if i go south east from spawn i will find the dark oaks should i die

[Laughter] sounds like i’m asking the question should i should i die if i should die right what am i doing oh okay no oh it’s nearly morning there’s another we’re in portal and there’s more dark oaks hmm ah let’s get nearer to the guys you want to shoot at me

It’s always a good idea oh so i’m working on becoming a minecraft voice artist good sample death okay oh i’m down here hello ouch someone hit me that skeleton will also hey what are you doing kitty cats you’re playing games i need to miami oh look at the bees

They’re doing b stuff oh hello um right okay oh no i’m all hurt Let’s just go and sit up here for a moment okay what do i do um i’m more or less healed up i need a lot more food um yes i’m gonna span a throwaway um well i’m up here let’s see if i can make a second item on my oh stop it

Right chiseled stone bricks i might make two stone brick slabs and put them on top of each other so that’s that’s not too bad is it so the chisel stone bricks and that’s item number two dumb what does that say that says bricks down there in the middle of my list

Um chiseled sandstone so i want to get some sand you can do that in the same way okay good but yes hello um let me play games with that guy where’s he gone oh that was interesting i heard a smashing bottle right yeah i just get the feeling that there must be

A a woodland mansion somewhere around oh stop it you