Mage Rage Sept 2020 – week 1 ep 2 – “Penultimate Item Blues!”

Oh i’m on slowness really okay all right so i was down here at deep level and i didn’t find any diamonds that’s that’s mean so i know it’s not worth searching over there but i could go kind of this way couldn’t i one diamond would be what i would want

And my telekinesis can help me pick it up i haven’t picked that lava so i can’t get a sudden lovely outburst happening nothing there oh what’d you do what’d you do next yeah it would be really extra worrying if you were trying to to do this and and your wand would would

Just shoot um shoot you forward or shoot lava out i think it’s the really dangerous ones that i would that i’m probably wise not to have taken with me all right how many years could it take me to find a single diamond it’s not easy is it anyone who’s ever

Gone on a diamonds hunt knows that it could be some time before you find one now where’s that i’m hearing water ah the big lava cave that’s that improves my chances wow huge lava cave nice right where’s the diamonds at that’s a bit mean isn’t it okay hmm

This is going to be too high isn’t it i’m 16 so it would it would have to be in the floor for me to find it here and it clearly isn’t oh revealing would have been a good one i wish i’d but then again i didn’t know

What i was going to be searching for did i oh no wow that’s not nice is it you get you get creepers falling out of the sky that would have been a good moment for my wand to have gone off and and done terrible damage to the um to the creeper but no

It just sits there and the creeper look a big cave like this and not a single diamond in it okay so is there anywhere else you can get a diamond from hmm right okay let’s pop up into this little it goes nowhere goes absolutely nowhere right come on what do we do next

Where do we where do we keep searching we found lots of places but they’re they’re not good places for they’ve got no diamonds no diamonds now okay we’ve got this place which seems like a great oh there goes unwanted water how okay i didn’t want that

And i’m i’m way too high again now right so i need i need to go down well even lower than here would be good right diamonds come on please let’s see if we can find another little cave down at a very low level yeah okay so we’re we’ve got to get this and

We can make the juke box and then let’s make a a few more torches because that’s going to be useful oh look look at the other things i’m picking up um right okay so we want to oh that was probably something else that i could have done with is is let’s have another

Don’t want to run myself out of wood because that’ll be Let’s do that just because it’ll last longer and it’ll cut through the stone faster right so keep going yeah i think the first couple of times that it happened that my my wand malfunctioned i didn’t even notice i just sort of thought did i click that it’s

Crazy it seemed to be it was always the telekinesis that i was noticing so i don’t know oh i hear more lava over this side somewhere down there anyway uh lava oh i love a foal okay oh bottom of a vein are we have we any diamonds inside no everything else except

I don’t think that worked quite well how i wanted i think that’s probably the uh probably the lava is still able to come out right big ravine um am i too high again 15 i’m i’m all right but um all right we just want the i’m looking in the wrong places really

Because i’m not gonna get yes the diamonds are not going to appear there are they um Okay let’s keep going right down here yeah still nothing no diamonds come on i only want one of you guys um Water um that isn’t good that was no no no no no very bad very bad right i need to get up there and block off in fact don’t i there you go i’ll get rid of it permanently so what’s going on all kinds of everything but not what i want

Got gold got lapis got iron no it’s very sad but unfortunately very likely to happen when you’re searching for oh i’ve got a healing spell you fool hey um i’ll collect some gold just because is that all i’m gonna get surely there was more down here

Did i see some more when i was bouncing around beside the lava hey something shocked didn’t it yeah i got a slowness spell shot did i really not see any more oh i i must have hit myself with slowness with that malfunction then oh it’s quite frustrating isn’t it when yeah

It’s it’s my final item blues thing again except it’s not my final item i’ve still got to go off there and find the um yeah i’ve only got one piece of gold i don’t really need it but it’s just it will be nice to be able to

Oh let’s let’s do some self healing okay so how are we doing um all depends on how long i’m before i find a diamond i think because oh and i’ve got to go out there and find either a jungle or a swamp but i can

If i’ve got more gold of the type that i’ve been completely ignoring then i could be uh flying around once i’d get out back out on the surface couldn’t i yeah okay come on then this mean it’s a it’s a strange thing to be to be having to do is is

Look for a diamond doesn’t it yeah just say and you’re you’re trying to do a hunt for all kinds of different things and then there’s just one diamond i mean it doesn’t matter if you said one diamond or about five diamonds because if you find one you’ll probably find more

It’s just it’s always a frustration because you know what they say them those people that say they’re a diamond i found a diamond [Applause] right you know what they say is that just when you don’t expect a diamond you’re going to get one right um no they they say that every chunk

In minecraft jukebox now where’s the jukebox go it goes there and i’ve got a lot of junk and i need to throw it out um let’s throw these things okay oh but one piece of gold yes yeah okay so what happened no stop doing that pecked big holes in the ground and of

Course it puts me on to cool down right so as there’s how let’s have a piece of gold in my inventory so that i can go flying if i really want to then um let’s let’s do the dead yourself bit oh i’m not there yet come on dead me hey

Right good and here we are oh and the moon’s just setting now what i want to do i guess oh no don’t do that what you really want to do is let’s get up really high if you only let me um and i’ll fly that way what direction is that no no oh

Could you tell a little frustration from my voice what an annoying thing it’s just i don’t know whether it’s lag or just my my timing but i just i have that happen when i’m doing the ice platform um rising up thing and is that the timer runs out before

Before i’m ready oh look there’s vines over there oh i i want to be able to fly so i’m gonna do this again just to fly over there um oh what why did that not work what i just don’t understand what what i had i had gold in my inventory i they

Is that not how you do it is it so long since i’ve i’ve tried the healing wings flying but that i’ve i’ve lost how you do it i guess so oh well answers on a postcard if anyone can tell me what i’m doing wrong about the um

The healing wings flying then i’d love to know so i’ve just just tried it twice there and died each time um i thought it was just that you had to oh i’m probably hitting the wrong button instead of instead of hitting space yeah let me try this out over here i’ll do

An ice and a telek no telekinesis ah that didn’t telekinesis oh and then healing and then no it it’s it’s not working at all i don’t know what’s going wrong but i can’t do the healing um i’ll do the swimming oh well that’s that’s my big mystery for this week is

Is why after just trying to look hello there’s a ruin oh boom i finished in 42 minutes and 29 seconds yeah what was the matter with my my um healing wings flying tried that three times and couldn’t get it to work i was i was hitting spacebar

Is what i’m supposed to do isn’t it hit spacebar after you’ve jumped off from a height and you’ve got air blocks underneath you and you’ve got a healing spell held on your wand and you’ve got gold in your inventory i thought that was all there was to it

But never mind i’ll be wiser i’m sure soon once i’ve been told what i’m doing wrong okey-doke well i enjoyed the malfunctioning wand it didn’t actually do me too much damage but i can see how it might um yeah i’ve got the whole collection and we didn’t have to go to the nether

Yet again surely there’s another trip coming up soon okay thank you very much for watching i’ll be back with the next one bye You