Meeting Harry Potter In Minecraft!

Once upon a time i was gay can i never break through this this is my buff this is my birthplace troy i’m not born here No it wasn’t right now that’s right your writing was it must hagrid birthed him this is my birth of my movie troy harry it’s a letter oh my god over here i can move get mine oh gosh it’s harry potter hello boardman welcome back hey can’t believe we restarted for this guy

I can hello blue man who are you troy who’s this it’s blue voldemort hey my lana mark you you’re just voldemort with a giant nose i don’t even know what i look like everybody stand still we have an intruder who are you what are you trying to steal from us i

Was here before before any of you we grill our chicken let’s speed right i’m ready let’s speed right here what are you doing i think i see dudley outside hey you [ __ ] shut up we’re not doing skits we’re speed running this okay okay i’m doing skits come on i’m

Doing skits with your mom we got a letter to hogwarts let’s go pick it up welcome to my home all right boys let’s go catch the train i’m in the bus is that your scar on your forehead just don’t look at me i’m a little shy it looks like a pimple

Let me pop that [ __ ] that’s a giant don’t [ __ ] pull it you pop it pop it twist it spin it turn it we gotta go to london everybody’s gotta talk to the ugly man harry it’s time to go to hogwarts everybody has to talk to the ugly man

Yeah you’re not so bright all you blue i thought that [ __ ] scroll wheel to go through your inventory was self-explanatory minecraft 101. already yeah because we’re [ __ ] british people hate on younger people why is your skin so dark all right why do you get more races when

There’s more people well it’s attack on titan reference troy’s favorite anime all right boys into the leaky cauldron yeah it’s me guys it’s me it’s me the boy who lived make way make way thank you so much this is great oh my god all right happy birthday i write your arcade [Laughter]

All right let’s speed run to the [ __ ] bank like creepy guy following you late let me see some random bold man fool with me i’m changing my skin you look like a walking walking hot dog thanks for the money [ __ ] gonna take an hour to get back to where we were

In my menu we gotta go to ollivander’s shop and get locked in the bag room to do platforming hello you called me often hello there not near me like the [ __ ] you look for ones too i’m trying to get back to where we were i’m trying to do it faster by

By blockmailing him where’s the third one right there man it’s like you don’t [ __ ] listen man sorry how are you supposed to be the [ __ ] boy who lived yeah do you know my name oh you [ __ ] did you get a brain tumor and you’re the boy who survived brain cancer

Do you know my name say my name go do the [ __ ] quest i’m trying to get back to what we [ __ ] want [ __ ] all right come on y’all let’s go literally hate this man i had to open the door the door was already open what do you mean oh not for me

I’m just kidding it was i just want to use a spell hello i was not trying to see anything i saw you talking about [ __ ] talking to people man i’m [ __ ] bird [ __ ] ass dude i saw a skirt also looks like a court justice that just uh no i’m going after gay marriage

It’s fine i can youtube i can say that i’m bisexual oh you’re ready for school dripped out harry oh you’re looking good do i look gushing or what shift out wait troy what get ready to walk sorry i just i just had to be in front of you

Come here you didn’t say goodbye to your family over here no remember they black they put them up for adoption it’s not working let me just go through the deer wait it’s actually not working guys i told you we’re muggles we’re [ __ ] muggles it’s over you’re going through the wrong one

Oh it worked no it literally wouldn’t let him through oh no troy look where i’m standing good thing i’m not guilty All right don’t talk to don’t talk to the side quest we made that mistake last time oh hang on this guy has a question mark what is this it’s never long bottom peppermint trading conductor all right who wants to sit next to me there’s two bald ones all right i’ll sit right here

I mean oh thank you All right let’s go valencia and blue tomorrow okay baltimore no it’s cruel man not cool but then i said i went got him leviosa up your skirt who are you hello new students my name is the boy who lived i mean this is harry potter harry potter the harry potter like

Like the one from the movies just just well you know me and the trucks nobody reads the books don’t [ __ ] welcome to hogwarts sneezed that sounded like the n word bro how did that sound like the n word best sneeze is the n word it sounded just i gotta i gotta pull

Over i’m back did you see the inward let’s go to [ __ ] hogwarts wait harry this is your first what is your first year at hogwarts too no no he traveled back in time to relive his first year with us oh you traveled back in time that’s why

I use the trouble spell it’s colder How about you just use the time turner i assume hey that’s right where did i put that thing i will just get some stuff here with you guys all right let’s do it let’s go to school i can’t even see him what are you talking to there for a

Second hello ladies boy who lives coming through yikes no i’m cutting it dude are we all posting harry potter videos [ __ ] coin was it cosplay the boy who lived that’s a girl you [ __ ] nonsense wait hey what i thought this was a drop so i

Was scared to go oh this is what the thing happened this is my message oh this is where we’re gonna get food right this is where dumbledore’s going to make food appear yeah yes this is what we get sorted and yeah i guess food wait i just saw harry potter what where

He’s in there yeah wait a minute that’s not harry potter who’s the guy with us he’s the black little black hair guy he’s the imposter harry potter glasses are not round holy [ __ ] it’s gandalf it’s gandalf welcome to the era the guy who died welcome to the harry potter sorting hat he’s gay

All right let’s do this all right get started harry me first me first i’m already going [ __ ] i’m a [ __ ] hufflepuff what oh you don’t get to choose no it chooses for you based off your traits i didn’t even really i just like picked random stuff though actually all right

See the best for last all right you go oh no no no choice wait so we’re going to go to different houses then we’re not going to want me to go first i mean wait his scarf is gone look at his ugly ass face he’s black

Why is he got a cape this is some kind of superhero oh your scarf is yellow now can you believe this guy harry potter i cannot what do you think man i’m not talking to you i’m not talking to you light i’m talking about harry potter over here i mean what’s up harry

Hey sorry he doesn’t have the scar yeah this guy he’s got a pimple i did look at this guy right here you guys are the best all right everybody i got ravenclaw i’m smart sorry oh yeah it does go in a certain order okay i

Think it goes in the order of how we joined the game all right fine i’m sorry but there’s no way you would catch me wearing that yellow scarf at least i’m not a slytherin like lights going to be [Laughter] your whole ancestry looks used i look

Pretty good i’m gonna lie like a demon slayer character with your scarf i don’t know why oh hey i’m not that big you know my favorite color is red but you know what hey [ __ ] me with me Disgusting dude why did you guy you and vez go to goodwill to get your scarves man i you’re going i bet you’re gonna get [ __ ] huh [ __ ] backed up that’s embarrassing watch troy be a hufflepuff too charles griffin already i’m telling you right now he’s got a specific he’s gonna he

Knows the answers specifically you know the answers but i’m just gonna spam like this did wait what did you get i don’t know in tom man i want to know what he got oh make the food appear whoa this is where you left off on the movie

Huh no i didn’t even watch the video let’s go all i do is spam f wow what is [ __ ] cheap can i get a recount can i can i change it no no i guess we gotta split up guys come here come here one harry me and you got a

Place no harry you’re gonna try to steal my scarf no no no no don’t be listen i will give you a snitch to let me to trade places with me in your house okay deal no come on come on harry let’s go fine everyone go find yeah yeah

We should have picked the same answers we didn’t yeah all right let’s worry about this let’s restart the ceremony honestly we could we have enough footage for a video from this oh harry we’re in another room we lost the black bald guy finally who’s this who the [ __ ] is this

Ugly as hell harry who is this oh and he’s harry’s name look up they you’re getting on us for being hufflepuff who made it fizzy hurry up come here what do you want look what i’ve found a [ __ ] see me just stay there at the library i’m coming spongebob You