Messi & Ronaldo play MINECRAFT – Haaland gets sighted!

Hola goats today’s Latin is suing Highland because he claims that Halen brutally handled the sheep in the third Minecraft episode this is Holland’s house and wait what does that sound Zlatan thinks it is coming from underneath the house it must be here oh my Zlatan Zlatan is suing Highland

For emotional damage ensues Behavior Halen will be defended by his lawyer Mr own goal my name is Mr Harry Potter Order and zlatan’s lawyers Mr panaldo you may step forward Mr panaldo first off you guilty what I’m not even the one being sued okay okay we’ll start with your opening statement and

Explain the allegations well this robotic here was not in the server for a while and was apparently focusing on a Champions League final but we claim that he was not focusing on the Champions League final at all but instead was doing bad bad stuff with a sheep underneath his house my client

Here his name is Zlatan Zlatan is Zlatan he was so traumatized that he retired from football first it was just a joke that he wanted to retire but when he saw this sheep he decided to retire for real we see you her land for 15 diamonds in

Prison time thank you Mr panaldo now I call forward Mr own goal for his opening statement thank you my honor so I’m not sure if Highland is my teammate or not but I assume he is since he also plays for a team starting with Manchester so I

Will defend him today a we will prove to you that Highland could not have done that awful thing to that sheep because he was too busy with the Champions League final and celebrating winning it just because it happened underneath hayland’s house doesn’t prove he did it

And we will show you this today thank you and remember Maguire is not for hire thank you Mr own goal okay now the plaintiffs will present evidence to establish Highlands guilt so I would first like to ask our primary witness Latin some questions Mr Zlatan please remember you are under oath which means

You can’t lie Zlatan is not under oath oath is under Zlatan haha no like for real bro I know I know okay Zlatan can you tell us what you did on the day of the crime zlatin was mining diamonds to beat Neymar and Messi in a challenge order order do not mention that

Challenger you will both go to jail now continue okay Zlatan what happened when you got back home well we heard something in Holland’s house and went to check but oh no the memory is too painful please please make it stop you can get yourself together as a lot okay

That is all Zlatan saw we then went back home and Zlatan left the server and told Zlatan to never come back thank you Zlatan no more further questions your all right now feel free to cross-examine the witness missed their own goal thank you your honor first off

I wanted to say Your World Cup performance was legendary I heard you even got a man of the match in every round very impressive objection he’s trying to rig the trial by being extra nice to you order order let him cook okay he’s latinum so you’re saying you

Saw a sheep underneath Holland’s house but did you ever see Holland himself yes right there what the I don’t mean today I meant on the same day you saw the Sheep oh um no Zlatan has not seen Highland on the server that day wait one second off Eric 10 hag I’m busy

Okay continue Zlatan has not seen Highland play Minecraft ever since he joined the server and you guys got into his house really easy uh do you think others could have maybe also gotten into his house the same why you two did well Zlatan guesses so but it is his house so

Why would anyone build it there if not Holland no more questions your honor okay thank you Zlatan you may go back okay now the defense will call upon their witnesses to testify in support of Halen’s innocence you may proceed Mr own goal thank you my honor so Harland where

Were you on the days leading up to the crime I was a he’s panicking guilty send him to jail sorry about that okay tell us again where you were I was celebrating uh winning the treble and I had an international Duty and were you able to play Minecraft then uh no objection when

I won the Champions League I was always allowed to play Minecraft the witness is lying order order this is true I was also allowed to play Minecraft okay let me ask again Highland after winning the Champions League have you ever been able to log in even after celebrating well

After midnight they allow you to game but I only went on once to a farm I swear to Pep Guardiola Holland only went on once whilst everyone else went on for hours every day this plus the fact that it was so easy to go into Holland’s house proves that it could have been

Anyone no more questions thank you Mr own goal now the plaintiffs are allowed to cross-examine the witness go ahead Mr panaldo so Holland you have a good story but a few things don’t make sense did you really celebrate winning the Champions League oh yes liar why would you celebrate your performance you

Ghosted harder in the Champions League final than Messi against Bayern Hey listen here you idiot get to the point or I will put you in prison FC this was not celebrating but secretly hated his real life and what do you do when you hate your real life you

Play Minecraft play mine play Minecraft exactly this proves that Holland has maybe played it way more often than once and since he will likely not win the Ballon d’Or anymore he took his anger out on that sheep objection I agree with Ronaldo what the Maguire it was in

His house and he played Minecraft so he did it thank you okay thank you Mr panado you may sit you may also sit Highland wow he even moves like a robot that guy okay now both parties can give their closing arguments you may go first

Mr own goal thank you your honor so we all know Harland is a sweet guy that looks like a robot and loves scoring goals whenever his team doesn’t really need him so why would someone like him do something this awful to a sheep we believe that we proved anyone had access

To Harlan’s house and could have framed him no one saw Harlan close to the house or seen him build it therefore there is not enough evidence to prove haland is guilty there are a few others who could have easily done it instead of Harland for example Neymar has been injured for

So long maybe he was bored and tried to prank Highland it could have even been you messy since you don’t want Harlan to win the Ballon d’Or Hugh Maguire but continue it could have even been Ronaldo he is on the server the most and used to prank Holland a lot when building his

House I’ve been busy helping Holland with his house Hahaha Messi can we please ban Ronaldo from the server he is making that thing mbappe loves on my house and is being really annoying blaming Harlan for something everyone could have done is wrong we hope he gets what he deserves which is being called

Not guilty thank you thank you Mr own goal now we will proceed with the closing arguments of the strikers you may step forward Mr panaldo thank you your burger League Merchant my clients Latin has not only been traumatized and ruined but he has even lost his will to

Play Minecraft this is a crime that must be punished harder than a slide tackle of Sergio Ramos Harland has been on the server and even though everyone had access to his house it is far more likely that Halen build it in his own house most of us didn’t even know he had a

Basement Halen did not celebrate the Champions League final since he played trash so it adds up that he went to play Minecraft and take his anger out on this innocent sheep we have proven that he was in the server and had a reason he is the one that did

It so he should get punished accordingly don’t rig this messy thank you thank you everyone I will be right back with the verdict okay guys no one realizes I was the one who put the Sheep there Maguire almost caught me but my master plan still worked

Now I can put Harland in jail and he will never be able to win the Ballon d’Or anymore all right let’s do this baby hey everyone I am back about time man were you taking a Tottenham or something that took way too long okay I looked at

All the evidence first off Ronaldo is guilty of being a penalty loving camel hahaha you pessie just give us the real verdict you we are all waiting longer than Arsenal has been waiting to win a title your messy just tell us the verdict bro all right I hereby declare Howland is being guilty

For being a sus little he has to pay 10 diamonds to zlatin and spend two goat weeks in jail [Applause] zlatin will beat your square butt up you Rusty uh wow I killed Zlatan does this mean I also win the trial Messi because in Game of Thrones you had something

Called trial by combat and then you can ah please let me out it wasn’t on me I swear to Pep Guardiola it wasn’t justice has been served you can leave jail after the Ballon d’Or ceremony that is what you get for messing with zlatan’s mental health you dumb robot now Zlatan can

Finally play Minecraft and I think you made a big mistake your honor hey Alan did not do it shut up your square head was Latin will do to you what Harlan did to that sheep I’m proud of you for not rigging the trial message I would never do that

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