Mindcrack UHC 23 – E01 – Officially 1.9 (Minecraft Ultra Hardcore)

Welcome everyone to UHC 23 the kind of first time we’re playing in 1.9 officially yay we have 18 of us so we’re in teams of three we’re gonna have a world border that is 750 radius 50 hundred diameter I will shrink down to

One at 0 0 over the course of two and a half hours standard UHC minecraft rules apply no strength to potions no regeneration potions and there’s no health regen as is UHC PvP game am I forgetting anything alright justice we’re going to well you know what’s your own teammate Friendly

Fires allowed alright let’s go all right we’re going welcome to u HC there’s there’s chickens everywhere cobble right there there’s a cobble right over there oh there’s a witch hut over there yes oh god definitely shouldn’t avoid the which they make noise ah now by the way so you

Don’t hear her she makes like okay well there’s yeah they do it’s really weird there’s lots of pigs and chickens perfect over here zombie over here don’t play with them a little terrified of that I’m not dude I look like the type of person I play with a zombie yeah a

Little bit it shows ami on okay what’s coming up right not going down yeah it’s coming up yep we found a country song wait the song all we need is what I all I know is the the minecraft version where it’s the how to make a cake song I

Don’t okay well the zombies over here we continued okay I’m gonna I’m gonna do it the story don’t give me the stomach balls oh I think he said don’t and I just kept like defying orders house like what continues screw you you’re bad bad bid you’re a bad bad

Toilet what is happening okay I’m killing all these pigs and chickens by the way and there’s lots of trees to get apples over here okay I was just joking I’m kind of terrified to be honest this zombies there’s a cave already Oh perfect oh thank you you’re the bomb diggity I appreciate that

Do you want me to start cutting some of these trees down to see if we can able to spawn yeah you should yeah please well you only make it nice I’m killing yeah if you want to I have I’m just killing pigs and chickens right now cuz

They’re like here in mass quantities so we gonna have feathers for arrows and chicken and all kinda stuff basically I’m just carrying our team so Wow what are you gonna not be safe dude you didn’t happen to make swords did you I did oh hey well I just killed him we

Gucci fam how many times you gonna say we gucci fam oh he knows I’m sorry this wouldn’t be teen parents unless we were straight up here taking each other good job so parents are good at parents should always be nice to other parents because they know the struggle you know the struggle

Yeah you mean a circle dude it’s raining and thunderstorm in again oh god never cease gonna get really angry Oh God don’t mention it don’t mention it there I’ll talk about the downfall so neveress doesn’t get really angry okay okay so I found iron what can we explain it that’s

Like a thing that we do that like you doesn’t just cheat right so basically we we’ve had like this this Agreement where people just die at the start of the game we don’t want like the UA seems to be ruined because someone just died the first 10 minutes in 20 minutes in or

Whatever five minutes in and we restart a thousand times yes and anytime there’s a thunderstorm that seems to happen so we were talking about it a minute ago because that has happened and there’s like if there’s another thunderstorm we just get rid of into the game yes you cheated when it

Was like a serious discussion because of time restraints like well do YouTube full-time right or a lot of us have two jobs right like I have two jobs and I do YouTube and so to restart and take 40 minutes of time because people keep dying in the first episode because a

Thunderstorm like it’s just easier yeah oh man are anyone it’s super quiet yep your skype has just one oh but now you’re finally good no I’m good yep you’re good there was really weird and really quiet and then really loud okay so I don’t know where y’all went

But I respond yeah we haven’t really moved you haven’t really moved I would yes I have would um you’re gonna have 18 pork chops no because I didn’t get the pickaxe I thought you were gonna run it over to me I did not say oh we’re

Super close to the border yes all that is right behind us we don’t want to stay here are we we might not want to like dig here take that equip that right away oh yeah good job are you gonna I am where are you I see your names it’s cool

Um you know quip that right away we haven’t made a furnace well this palsy go you know about Shawn right away no so you put it in your in your showed hand follow by the way what’s your shield hand like I see it shield him oh and whenever you hold

Right click it puts it up you you will like 100% block arrows so if a skeleton starts shooting at you just block as long as you’re looking at the skeleton skeleton should not be able to hit you well yeah after right you have to right-click the blocks like if you

Right-click right now with us get with the shield in your hand you should it has to be in your shield hand basically and then you could have whatever in your other hand see like I have enough you put food yeah I got an F can I have it can I have an

Axe or yeah can I have an axe and then if someone has someone getting cold because I’m down to Brian I’m trying to get some if you can if you want to try to risk it wait you can use swamp trees for I’m done yeah yeah yeah yeah they

Were they actually supposedly have more leaves like Generic did something about it where you give a better chance of getting apples because there’s more leaves oh really yeah that’s remember the swamp ol thing from like season 4 that was bit that’s reason why he was getting his apples

From the swamp because the swamp trees have more leaves I got 17 air feathers by the way I figure to see apples I was about to faint you will never have that much you know if we got like 16 apples like within this time constraint I feel

Like we definitely have to try and get all gold just non-stop maybe I’d be that that person I don’t like he’d UHC who just mines an entire app for like a series yeah sons of bees we need to move in more than yeah let’s go let’s go but

We need to maybe just make charcoal because I’m down to like less than three thing for food oh I see someone’s making charcoal okay I’m gonna use this charcoal and I’m gonna start making pork chops yes please cuz I need to start eat eating before wheat me

Oh he’s digging to the freed wall I’m an idiot yeah you’re ticking towards that yeah quite a fair way counterproductive actually yeah next was that’s fine we’ll forgive you I’m just gonna try to cook as much I can I got tons of sugarcane so he should be

Good there oh I get the chocolate out of this stuff I made circle yeah no ice yet I’m good I’m letting it cook the food so okay we don’t have much time yeah I need to move I’m very scared did you get me a plan I haven’t I cut

Down all those trees and it doesn’t seem like any of them have spawned so I got two so we have that but do you need food by the way because I do cook pork chops not yet I don’t okay yeah I feel like if we have like one

Piece of meat we should be good yeah I mean we can we can set up a different thing later you’re good pause yeah all right let’s make any bounce out of here diggity bounce pause you’re so down with the kids lately no right I’m trying to

Stay hip wait why don’t we go instead of swimming through the water why don’t we go a little bit more this way and then over because there’s an open field over there I think this is a beautiful night Ari just to go swimming and you know that’s

My bet there’s piranhas in 1.9 Karen and her honors they like she like she said laughter that’s how she says it in Finding Nemo she goes piranha no yeah they want fighting anymore why are we running to the wall no we’re not we’re gonna run over that way

Look the walls also ahead of us is it yes so we need to like so we need to go back towards the way I just didn’t want to like swim in water when I thought there was a chance of us discovering something in the planes unit I mean yeah

That’s what I was hoping for typical parents screwing up I mean that’s might be your parenting style whoa I’m just kidding throwing shade at me no throwing shade you still here good you’re so hip to the beat here so hip to the beat yeah whoo there’s red mushrooms

You can make soup here just like you know I’m gonna do the UAC cooking challenge today I make everything yeah I just I see I see things I’m like oh what if we are out of food and someone’s gonna be like you know what saved us Arion that red mushroom you know what

I’m saying like you can never be over-prepared I brought snacks you bring some activities to down Oh probably should skeletons are very scary well not now no we have shots or not is that like a thing we do now yeah made you a sword there you go that would be a good time

We should probably go down now you guys the pickaxe I do let’s just dig here okay do you food still all right get that red mushroom thank you food I’m always prepared my friends I’m gonna fall right behind cause and I also I’m gonna make torches I only have four

Sauces and we had one piece of charcoal so it’s okay I have to use it sparingly sharing is caring right oh it’s so bright a beautiful Thank You Ari oh man the preacher was about to explode there’s a creeper above our door oh that’s it’s comforting to know I heard

It like as I place the dirt hard the key for like a second oh here oh wait that’s a swine yeah I thought that was here’s that as well some iron okay do you want it should we dig out a little bit more before we start smelling yeah maybe I don’t know

Wait did you have that charcoal you should have charcoal right yeah okay can I make it torches with it I just made torches how many do you need there yeah I didn’t wanna use all of it though cuz I don’t know how far you know downward or you don’t

All right you beep you down a pig please a pic yes please I gotta make one hold on I don’t have any cobble Oh what do I get yourself does you have it so you got it yes I don’t have a pickaxe yeah Yami we Gucci fam ok human every

Time we try to be funny it just hurts me so I think I hear lava that’s a good sign yeah – it don’t touch it get it okay I’m water bringing you down some things cool nice okay hold on you I’m gonna light it up good okay here you go

The world waters gonna get to a spot like morning I think no guess what I can help you lit we’ve lit fib we should go back towards zero zero though right yeah so we should be digging toward zero zero to get away from it pause are you digging towards zero zero

Far away from zero zero away because I hear water I’m trying oh what a pic broke like gave it to you ah oh she didn’t I just waiting for him to stop complaining just wow just kidding I took off no one wants like a sick person to be

Coughing in the middle of their HD you know I was like trying to delay coughing so I thought if I like tried to clear my throat but I couldn’t clear my throat because my abs hurt and so I was like trying to like be as lazy as I could

Oh pause I hear this rainwater oh there we go found it oh my god guys what we found a mineshaft okay get get that string oh but don’t get baby spiders yep oh I can’t promise that I will try my dang issue I ran out of coal we have tons you should come

Join us I’m just thank you iron up here to you can we block some of this water up yes that’s what I was doing okay feel what hmm watch out there’s lava around here though dude I’m gonna come I’m gonna get this to find you okay there’s an there’s a lair very careful

Yeah we’re being careful okay as long as you’re being careful yeah we can double like double duty you know double duty no because if like dude stayed behind instead of like one person joining I don’t mean to interrupt but you know I I don’t have a tour torches dude is we

Need to stay together no what we need to do is like when we go in for attack we all need to like stand in a circular we all have to block there’s a zombie right on the corner there be careful red and beat those beetroot oh yeah we coast in a circle

Please walk it ahead uh there was an iron pick in their clan so I got an iron pick nice yes oh I don’t want to see any way you’re hitting them you oh he hit me did you not you are the one screaming block do you think you let him

Hit you Lauren I don’t want to throw you under the bus like that but it’s already coming beat beat I don’t know we should um we should spell we shouldn’t think that should not take that oh my god I don’t want to yeah I yep okay yeah I’ll throw it I don’t need

Their Oh making it rain mm-hmm thank you area 16 smelting the iron right yeah there was one goal start here by the way excuse me sir yes here you go thank you I have thank you do you guys hear me oh thank you yes there was gold in there okay and you got

It right is he of the do you have watch out Cooter’s zombies around here you guys have more charcoal I do if you come here but I gotta mind it can you please turn around and share are your goods I have one right now take that you get me I came over here

For one piece of clothes I don’t mind it I literally divide it you’re killing me smalls do you guys have because I don’t want to just smell all this to take the points for it I for you what I mean like we’re gonna get levels anyways and I

Don’t think a concern should be like trying to get high chance nope you’re out you there thank you sir oh I think actually we should be good do you want me to start making chest plates oh yeah yeah yeah okay okay um just keep in mind I do hear

Spiders so it’s very concerning it sound like lots of them the baby variety it only sounds like no dude there’s so much friggin iron over here it’s lovely I think we’re gonna get enough to like actually make full sense of gate here for everyone here I have three chest

Plates no oh that’s what I’m saying we should probably make you got an iron pickaxe oh yeah I did alright uh hold on let me come over to you guys I have enough strength for something opposed yeah there you go oh you surprised where did you go

Uh we’re that cool is where you got really mad at me that’s where I am oh is it oh okay can I give you 25 more iron suit I don’t want to give it back to you but I want to give you as this there you go

Thank you yes give you you’re welcome if you happen to get oh there’s the first mark thanks for watching everyone Jojo oh man this is really dangerous guys why it’s all open up here