Minecraft 1.18 Hardcore Survival – Ep 9 – Witch Hunt for Bottles

Oh oh no no oh this is bad this is bad this could be the end all right survivors paulie jr here and welcome back to minecraft 1.18 hardcore survival mode it’s the cave life down here below zero and uh it’s glorious and we now have bees and honey

And honeybees and uh well we can’t get the honey unfortunately but um we we can get honeycomb which is better than nothing but today my friends we are going to uh we’re going to go out and do a witch hunt and try to find give me that that’s my peep

I saw that people loves honeycomb and we’re gonna try to find uh we’re gonna try to find a witch it’s gonna be a witch hunt and sometimes witches drop bottles because they have their potions with them and they like to throw them at you especially poison um but if we get lucky

They’ll drop some bottles if we find one first of all i know they’re not easy to find i know that you don’t have to remind me um but we’re gonna go out look for them today and hopefully get some bottles that we can collect some honey from our honeybees yay and actually

Honey by the way is an anti-venom right so if you drink honey if you’re poisoned or invented then um you uh it cures it pretty cool stuff like milk uh but we don’t have milk down here because they don’t have any cows we do have a chicken though in a boat and we

Need another chicken too so sooner or later we’re gonna have to go back up to the uh hot yoga spa and try to get another chicken jockey and ba-bub riding a chicken but they’re pretty rare too even more so than witches um by the way we got 57 taters and we do

Have carrots growing now i don’t have any collected yet because we don’t have enough at the moment but we do have potatoes and potatoes baked potatoes anyway are a fantastic food uh option so we’re gonna go ahead and make um we’re gonna make a smoker

And bake them up because it’s a like i that a good food product it’s delicious and healthy and all that jazz and what do we need i think we need um we need a furnace first right so let’s make a furnace oh actually we have a furnace over here oh yeah we do

Yeah we do it right here right right right in fact we’ll just take that furnace we’ll take that furnace and we’ll use that in the recipe um as far as i know it’s just like that yes there we go smoker all right cool so now we’re gonna smoke

Our taters ooh that looks neat looks neat uh we have some charcoal right here we’ll throw that in there why don’t we uh oh boy well that’s a lot of taters and this smoker’s gonna make short work of that look how fast so great yeah so baked potatoes

Will restore i think i want to say three meat pops here and they uh they’re filled with saturation do starches and carbohydrates so it’s probably our best food option at the moment maybe well maybe not quite as good as mushrooms do but mushroom stew is kind of a hassle to make and

Carry around we’re gonna have one stack of baked potatoes uh you know what else is good is uh carrots golden carrots golden carrots would be actually fantastic and once we get a reliable source of carrots a whole bunch coming um we’ll make some golden carrots and carry those around so that’s also an

Option but for now the baked taters should do and we’ll put the sliced melons away so we’re collecting all kinds of food here and i think uh for now for this witch hunt in particular the baked potatoes will be a great option all right let’s wait for that to do some

Cookery and then i think what we might do is head up to um maybe go up to the uh the hot yoga spa and see if we can get a chicken jockey while that cooks it’s going to take a few minutes and then we’ll uh we’ll head out on our witch hunt

But let’s go see what we got here all right uh looks like class is about to begin turn that off and we’ll give it a couple of minutes here and see if we can get a chicken jockey oh hi guys step right up come on in free class still available

Uh limited time all day oh hi bob how you doing oh hi sir is this the free yoga class yeah it sure is i’ll start it up in a second it’s hot yoga by the way okay here it comes enjoy well we got a bob but not on a chicken

All right let’s go we’ve had enough fun here uh one last customer goodbye all right no chicken jockey that’s a shame let’s go get our tater tots and then we’ll be on our way to go on a witch hunt tater tots and they are done 56 tater tots beautiful oh by the way

Uh we got more bees here i made a new hive and just a few seconds after i made it i heard some buzzing over here at the window and it was mom and the baby bee that we had made out there and they took off to the uh to the

Surface right i guess they never made it all they needed was some space they felt a little cramped in that other beehive out there apparently so they’re they’re back they’re back and everybody’s happy one big happy bee family and that makes me happy um we should probably make more torches

Do we have any more charcoal yeah we do i’m gonna bring a little bit of that oh geez right we got diamonds seven diamonds i think we should make a diamond weapon i’m really thinking about a diamond axe which still does nine damage but it’s a

Little faster we use an axe a lot anyway so why not they’re only diamonds and besides we’ll probably find some more diamonds today um yeah we want to go this way there’s a crack over here and all cracks lead to adventure it’s a very dark crack

So let’s go through here and see what’s go hey there’s a skeleton apparently back it up back it up fall back let’s try our axe on this guy seems like he’s guarding the crack he’s the crack guard oh he’s not coming out all right we’re just gonna have to rush him ready

Where is he go charge oh i’ll be back in the water save my grass you are so lucky hiding in the grass over here that’s a pretty good guard i gotta say gotta hand it to him wow look at all the broccoli here billy would love this place

All right so we got something new here and how high are we right now negative 11 still we’re still beneath zero oh look at this pitfall wow we almost went down there didn’t we um you know what this looks pretty cool this looks like a um

Like an under well it is an under underground lake that’s really cool it goes pretty deep too wow oh fish that’s so cool and by the way we can use a uh we can use a fishing pole to collect or catch water bottles sometimes you get water bottles

And leather so we’re gonna have to do some fishing at some point maybe this could be our fishing hole like this is a literal fishing hole oh we got magma blocks down there we gotta go get those they can be useful all right yeah this is pretty deep i’d

Like to get a boat down there and sail around a little bit that’d be fun let’s check it out this is why we brought some wood let’s check it out it’s gonna be fun geronimo oh it is deep that’s cool check this out wow i love it oh diamond

I love it even more that’s great we got a diamond down here magma blocks we’ll go grab that let’s get that diamond first look at this guys mining for diamonds in a boat in a lake underwater there’s another one right there i love it and i hear a uh here in exoludo

Relatively safe in the water nothing can get us here except maybe a drown it’s a little slow going here so let’s hop out and get this diamond it might be more too let’s see now oh that’s a shame fantastic all right let’s get rid of that and that and the broccoli

Get back in the boat oh this is excellent i love it yeah we could definitely do some fishing here i’m going to make a fishing pole first obviously and maybe we can catch water bottles and also leather that would be cool oh i do have bone meal i was gonna say

We could just do some natural lighting right here right boom cool save on torches plenty of bone meal awesome man i love these caves it’s more lapis okay i think we’re going to disembark right here but i might wait for those creepers to go away i might do some diving here too looking

For diamonds down there and we can grab those um grab the magma blocks um all right i’m gonna dive down right here and see what we can see so ready on three two one hold your nose and we go this is what we got right here which is awesome

If we squat we won’t burn right yeah let’s squat on that and get some fresh breath and we’re gonna grab some of these because they’re pretty cool to have ow oh dang it stood up too fast get it get it get it get it get it get it get it good

All right look at all the fishies down here okay let’s have a look around and see what we can find yeah i keep getting roasted on this thing okay now let’s have a look about we’ve got some gold right there um do we see any diamonds around

This is quite the aqua adventure i love it i love these lakes especially underground that is so cool oh what’s that oh we’re gonna grab that right there i need more spores um but i don’t see any diamonds here again if you do see any diamonds let me know down in the comments

I’m gonna leave some of these down here for lighting i don’t want to take all of them that’s good and let’s go let’s get the boat we’ll go to the other section there’s some iron over there i’ll grab that later let’s just go over here and i want it to disembark so because

These creepers that was in the water try to get to us from the water you silly you so silly a long way to go bro coming oh yeah all right that’s close enough that’s close enough fella back it up back it up buddy boy smash him with my nice new diamond axe

Don’t blow up my boat don’t you dare wham all right um i’ll grab the gunpowder we have space at the moment well this is fun and everything and i love our little aquatic adventure down here on our lake but still no witch which is a crying shame

Let’s go grab this spore right here i have to stand up on the boat though got it can i get that one too i might have to jump up ready got it so fun i love it down here i love living below zero it is terrific okay this

Is the beach of broccoli it’s the broccoli beach i bet billy spends a lot of time here uh what have we got a little alcove of nothing oh okay now we’re back up where we were before up above the lake uh we can just leave our boat right there at the

Broccoli beach and that’s back home cool yeah look at that we can go to the broccoli beach whenever we want to we’ll invite billy next time right there the broccoli the broccoli beach okay so now that we have explored that little lake let’s go let’s go in this direction

And see where this leads on the other side of the lake obviously we’ve got the mine shaft over there which is pretty cool unto itself but still looking for a witch and this place is just too bright for critters to spawn so that’s okay we’re back up

Looking for witches on our witch hunt yeah the problem with this location is it’s just too it’s too bright so nothing is spawning we’re not going to get a witch spawning here oh yeah see it’s much darker down there so we will probably have better luck finding a witch down below

Let’s use the gravel elevator trick and there we go what’s up everybody good to see y’all stay right here and kill all these zombies before we go down any farther i guess i can go down one more so i can get a good chop a couple of head chops

I don’t want to light this cave up because we want some spawn here oh yeah we’ve been here before there’s our um geode well everybody’s coming everybody’s dropping in let’s share the wealth here we got axes we got swords beautiful okay um i don’t see any witches though i see everything about witches

Oh hi what you doing down there nice headband i love it you’ve been working out you should come to the yoga hot yoga spa i got one it’s really nice oh dang it ow sorry sorry for looking at you billy i know you don’t like it i know you don’t

Like it my bad my bad stop stop stop stop okay billy hits really hard you got to time this perfectly go on take a swing take a swing uh yeah that hurts oh gosh i just looked at another one down there hey diamond nice i have nowhere i have

No idea where i am what i’m trying to say i just ran from my life from this uh group of zombies um kind of lost to be honest so hopefully we can find something that looks familiar oh boy wow okay this does not look familiar at all what is that right there

Big chasm cool big chasm oh lava i think we lost him but i’m also lost don’t know where i am but we got some nice uh iron right here i’m gonna go ahead and snatch it up continue on our search for a witch just need one witch in one bottle why is

This so hard another diamond doing pretty good here so far three diamonds oh and another one all right five diamonds so far on this trip again i am far from home and i don’t know how to get back oh billy billy’s here good i feel better just following this tunnel system

Oh my i just lost my shield okay that’s bad that is bad bad news we gotta go we gotta go i’m gonna make a new one up that’s what of course there’s water right here all right this way now get up don’t get knocked into the water uh lava

Okay we’re gonna have to get set up right here maybe a little forward operating base looks like a nice little spot for it and we’re gonna make up a uh i’m gonna make up a crafting bench and we’re gonna need some cobblestone and we’re gonna make a furnace

And smelt some of the iron here and then um make a new shield can’t be down here without a shield okay i’m back and i’m just waiting for my iron to smell here i just stopped in this little spaghetti cave or noodle cave what do you want to call it

Um to cook up some iron because my shield just went poof and i have been searching for this witch for a long time and i’ve got a lot of video footage i don’t know how much you’ve seen so far or how much i’m going to show you because uh i’ve been doing

It for so long is that billy oh gosh no belly belt no oh gosh run get it get underground get it get somewhere where billy can’t get me like i know i’m sorry i went to the beach without you the broccoli beach i i’ll invite you

Next time oh he’s so mad i know listen it was great it’s not far we’ll go together next time okay you are invited i don’t have a shield right now because it wouldn’t poof okay all right i heard you the first time uh he’s so mad that we didn’t invite him

To the broccoli beach you should have seen it billy he doesn’t even have any broccoli right now so angry all right we gotta wait for him we gotta kill him um i can’t go out there without a shield he hits way too hard oh you’re back whoa

Wait do you see it billy you gotta love it okay i know i know i went without you my bad um you’ll get the invite for the next visit i promise no enderpearl huh dang it or broccoli for that matter all right let’s make that shield before billy comes back

Um i feel naked without this thing there we go ah so much better you really can’t survive long down here without a shield a trusty shield and a trusty sword or axe okay let’s grab the rest of this iron here and there was one bit here i wanted to snatch

And i’m going to continue on down the lane here this is um this is all new have not been down there we came from down here i have no idea where we even are so let’s uh let’s just keep going keep pushing forward why not right this is all a dead end

Here so this is one of those noodle caves i think right where they’re kind of tight and narrow and they just kind of meander around in various directions uh this is more iron how much iron do we have i’m just going to ignore that for right now we really just want to find

This witch we need a witchy bow that is priority number one we’re gonna get those bottles oh my look at this mess whoa whoa whoa whoa didn’t see that guy until he already shot i don’t think they can get up here so let’s have that oh okay he’s right there that guy

Can you get up here huh can’t quite reach him dang it whoa that guy’s got some wheels there we go that’s what i was hoping for let him shoot each other no shoot the skeleton okay there oh look at we got a uh skeleton jockey over there spider jackie

Look at that it’s too bad that’s not a chicken jockey finish this guy off oh my just die already okay there’s some arrows that’ll be good because we’re gonna shoot that spider jockey they’re just too fast otherwise we really need to get some feathers so we can get some arrows

So you don’t have to melee everything we do have nine arrows actually all right let’s uh let’s just get organized here real quick and then we’re gonna move out i don’t need that gunpowder let’s uh let’s get some more torches already um this place is monster central oh my

Gosh look at them all down there this is crazy i’m gonna have to run down there and light it up the uh the chamber looks enormous where did you go buddy oh is that is that what i think it is i think it’s a witch i see a witch’s hat

How do you know she’s a witch it’s got to be a witch right she’s wearing a hat and she has got a wart and she turned me into a newt well i got better i think she sees us i think yes wow she’s throwing stuff great we don’t want to get with that

Poison yeah you think it’s funny lady where do you see my axe i’ll show you funny dang it she’s laughing and running away we gotta kill this guy wow oh she made me slow all right well she can’t get up here so we’ll just take it

Slow wait till that goes away then we’re gonna jump down and slice and dice as fast as possible probably use the sword here because we gotta kill her quickly otherwise she’s gonna heal herself up with her potions oh what did she do to you did she get you she’d make you super

Strong or anything well we got to kill this guy he’s just going to be annoying because we have to be really fast about this get wrecked and the creeper we could use a creeper to our advantage actually yes we get the creeper to blow up we’ll hold up the shield and she’ll get

Blasted and we should survive all right uh are we ready ready to do this this is what we came here for guys is what we’re here for for a witch hunt and there’s one now we’re going all right um let’s put some torches up here know which way we came and she’s

Making a run for it isn’t she oh she’s calling in all the troops she’s look at this she summoned her her mob of zombies to delay us and distract us um dang it wow now oh you did didn’t you dang it look at all the skeletons down there too

Okay this is gonna be harder than i thought still got that skeleton jockey over there too come on up here come on get it over with let’s get her done um and we’re gonna put that there my torches got blasted didn’t they um yes they did listen it’s not well here she comes

Nothing personal ma’am nothing personal but i need your bottles if you just hand them over then we don’t even have to fight i’m going in i’m going in her head don’t let her think uh she dropped a whole bunch of stuff sugar bones no bottles are you kidding me close down

But no bottles no bottles okay well everything except what we want fantastic well looks like the hunt is on again but maybe in this uh in this cave we’ll find more witches because it’s ginormous i love it i love the aquafire here with the multiple levels of uh of water that’s really cool

Um okay we’re gonna have to go down into this cave now and search around for more oh um witches because that one clearly did not want to give up her bottles shortage of bottles barely supply chain issues kind of thing inflation you know okay running away now running away now up we go

Oh still taking fire that’s what you get all right let’s have some tater tots and look at all these arrows holy smokes let’s see if there’s another witch around it’s a good sign that we got one now i’m not gonna light this place up because we want witches

The more witches the better and they love the dark um let’s uh oh jump in swim okay oh i hear another witch did you hear that i hear a witch oh lava watch out don’t go in there i heard a witch trapped like a rat down here she’s got minions

We’re at a numbers disadvantage here outnumbered ow oh great here they come here they come shooting into the water that’s pretty clever it’s not gonna help though all right one minion down now oh there’s another minion she’s calling all the minions to her aid creepers skeletons

All right there we go let’s swim on up and do this um navy seal style sneak right up take her by surprise and alarm let’s just make sure she’s an actual witch though because i don’t want to kill an innocent let’s see oh yeah i see that wart oh

And she’s got potions and she’s throwing them at us and we can probably build a bridge out of her all right here come the minions dang it do not have time for this woo oh oh no no get her quick oh she’s weakened oh this

Is not good oh this is bad this is bad this could be the end killer killer get one more hit one more hit i’m so weak i can’t kill her oh my god that was crazy please tell me you got bottles please tell me bottles oh my did she not drop bottles

After all that no bottles that was an epic battle an epic battle but she didn’t even have a bottle okay well maybe there’s another witch around that was really really close huh one more hit from that skeleton or even a potion oops that’s not what i wanted and it would have been curtains

For us my friends kittens okay keep eating those tater tots let’s go see if we can find another witch it seems like there’s a lot of them here let’s go over this way i love this aquafire so much it’s so cool can we swim right underneath that lava

That would be amazing i don’t think so we’re gonna have to walk across it i can do that too um all right it’s dead it well not really a dead end but we have to build a bridge here too bad we don’t have a witch we can build a bridge over

Right across this lava ah that was close okay that i i saw my life flash before my eyes right there that was terrible i’m just gonna have to build this bridge out of clay since we don’t have a wedge all right let’s go this away see what we got

See what we got here well it’s very dark that’s good oh diamond diamond nice all right let’s go grab a diamond extra diamond is always nice makes all the pain worth it oh boy this is a little precarious hopefully i catch it don’t go into the flames

There we go two more diamonds beautiful okay let’s see what we can see this cave is gigantic look at that big tall pillar there do we have any witches about see all the minions but i don’t see the witches what’s this over here i’m running low on torches too

Eyes glowstone sugar bones sticks sticks and bones even uh but no bottles great all right well we’re gonna keep going until we get a bottle and look at the size of this chamber gotta be some witches here we know this is the coven gotta be around here somewhere you know

Let me just put a torch here running a little bit low on the torches wow there she is it’s an ambush [Laughter] whoa she’s right there on the high ground we got to get her down here and she’s sending in her minions of course to do her bidding

Let’s take this fool out that that there she here she comes okay back it up back it up oh oh oh she got herself go now oh dang it please bottles yay two bottles woohoo we did it okay let’s fall back fall back fall back to that little hidey hole over

Here which is relatively safe take one hit here and we are a goner up up up up up okay let’s light this place up ah all right so let’s uh well you know what hold on before we do anything let’s make sure nobody can get up here

While we heal up and admire our beautiful bottles oh poison’s still in the system just waiting for that tater tot there we go two bottles um you can get up to six i think like it’s like zero to six well i’ll take two two is better than

Zero that’s for dang sure we’ve got a lot of zeros get out of here okay well i think uh we’re done here i’m gonna call it quits right here although i do want to investigate this um this uh this cavern a little bit more it’s pretty huge

We got uh seven diamonds out of this trip which is pretty fantastic 22 iron we’ve got the two bottles one glowstone dust three magma blocks and yeah and again the most important thing is the bottle so all right yeah let’s call it quits finally been at this long enough the

Witch hunt is now over we got our bottles and i will try to figure out how to get back home and we’ll see you then hope you enjoyed have a good day bye bye You