Minecraft Alpha 0.0.0 is TERRIFYING…

I do have torches now oh hello today i’m going to be playing a minecraft version even scarier than error 422 according to the guy in the comments of the wiki at least minecraft alpha 0.04 and since we’re on the wiki we may as well do a quick reading just to kind of

Catch us up to speed uh creepy version of minecraft okay uh what else do we got here you will also be chased by the glitch creature okay that sounds familiar uh anything else duh okay i think i’ve read all i need to let’s hop right in

Okay i’m gonna turn that down but i literally just started recording and i almost jumped out of my seat that was so like why i thought the sound wasn’t working there was no sound in the main or is it what’s going on okay don’t do that again please actually terrifying me okay

I didn’t do it this time now playing die wow okay we’re just hopping right into it apparently didn’t even let me change my settings yet okay well i i’m woken up now from that that intro jesus man it didn’t even have anything to do with the

Game they just like tossed that in there to i don’t know prepare you oh i forgot this is alpha so i can’t sprint that is incredibly unfortunate you don’t mind if i uh eat you do you oh you’re you’re so kind i forgot meat doesn’t stack okay that’s a bit cringe

If you ask me dude i actually feel like i’m 11 playing this on my laptop again with like how hard it is to move and the render distance so wait is there no sounds but the death scream is that literally the only sound in this game oh

Look at this oh we hit the jackpot was that a spawner oh what wait do you see that oh okay i thought it was something like out of the ordinary for a second it’s just the classic bedrock pillars though now playing die oh okay and i can’t hear it though that’s uh

Kind of weird i wonder i should try to build to the top of these see what’s going on after the spawner though i don’t want to get oh i thought i saw it dude okay stuff is starting to set me off alright redstone torch what’s up with these torches

Where is it so it should be like right in here right oh it’s on peaceful what am i doing dude i keep thinking i’m seeing stuff i definitely because i don’t think i could change the brightness settings definitely going to need some of this uh sweet sweet light

Sauce as the kids call it is that it do they lead anywhere they do anything i guess not let’s go to the top of this okay this is gonna take forever dude uh okay well i thought there was gonna be something cool up here but i guess not

What dude i fell into the water actual cheater game oh i’m in peaceful keep forgetting why am i getting wood who makes a house out of wood these days looks like we’re gonna have to use some wood okay this roof is abysmal what is going on here my sleep i mean i’m

Missing the most key ingredient of bed so i guess i can’t there’s too dark to do anything okay so my two least favorite things so far i can’t sprint and i have to play on this disgusting fov because it doesn’t let you change it yeah i guess i’ll just sit here and

Stand guard all night i don’t really know what else to do i guess i can mine down but that’s kind of uh it kind of sounds like a lot of work to be honest the smoke from my torch just like spooked me scary stuff just look at it

Anything going on out here huh show yourself coward all right that should fend him off for a bit so i wonder if the creepy glitch creature is the same as air 422 like if it’s just some dude who shows up and kills you who knows i mean the guy who created this probably

Does but i don’t know uh is this does this mean it’s daytime or is it night time i guess this means i’m gonna have to put a flashing lights warning at the beginning oh this is kind of annoying actually i want to like explore because

I can see but no okay no this is like hurting okay this this isn’t as bad over here and then at least i could still see outside my door okay you can stop any time now i get it what about oh okay that fixed it hey buddy we be friends

Thank you i’ll cherish that friendship forever i like how this desert just has one cactus i mean none cactus it gets like so dark when i go underneath the tree what did you see that okay um i guess that was the glitch dude it didn’t attack me though i thought it

Was like a berry bush for a second i was so confused um we go investigate or is this a bad idea he like evaporated so i’m sure he’s not up here well that was weird are these will look great outside my house oh it’s my house that’s nice to

Know that the guy’s just chilling right beside it nice to know i have company oh look at that wow i guess we should go see if that guy’s back but oh there’s some signs oh i wonder if they’re gonna say subscribe to coal powered that would be crazy oh uh

Okay they definitely don’t say that huh that’s a bit of a letdown i’ll just be leaving now it would be a real shame if someone was following me i knew someone wasn’t i just you know i was just playing it up for the camera i wonder if that guy will be

Mad if i take all this stuff hey dude i swear i’ll give them back okay just borrowing them oh wait i can make a bed what am i doing we’ll just go hang out in here oh beds don’t exist wow very cool that’s actually what i was

Hoping for i actually didn’t want to sleep i just wanted to stand in darkness all night good deal i do have torches now oh hello oh okay bro like if you’re not going to do anything just don’t even bother showing up i don’t play games here dude

If you want to come give me a hug come give me a hug okay in the morning i’m going to implement the classic walk in a straight line technique and just leave my house because oh okay you scared me it seems like not much is going on here

Except for me getting scared by cows and that dude showing up i guess but he didn’t really do anything dude that same cow just scared me again it was like a little further away and i thought it was a creeper but then i was thinking i’m on peaceful mode how does

That make sense and then my brain exploded and then it turned out it was just a cow whoa what happened to the cow that’s crazy oh this again ah i know to deal with you this is the longest night time ever do oh my these cows bro oh my god there’s a cross

Who did that definitely not someone who was bored it was it must have been someone else okay i gotta do it like cows you know i know it wasn’t you personally but your friends it gave me a rough night okay whoa what’s going on i’m looking around at stuff that’s so crap

Dude there’s just water everywhere i’m not getting in a boat in alpha version no shot that’s happening i mean let’s be honest there’s a possibility there’s not even boats in this oh god wait okay oops oh i slipped sorry man there’s water everywhere i think i’m on an island oh wait

Those aren’t my bedrock posts right you just had to be in the wa oh you’re coming to me oh thank you that was actually so nice maybe i can reconsider what i’m doing to these cows now these ones are just kind of floating strange all right i’ll cross oh more signs oh

Well i read the other ones over there so you really didn’t need to put these here i already know okay i know i said i was gonna reconsider but i reconsidered my reconsideration maybe the glitch dude is watching me kill all these cows and he’s getting scared that must be it okay

Nothing’s happened in like a long time i guess nothing’s really happened in the first place well to that guy in the creepypasta comments uh i disagree with you i think air 422 is worse than this this one this one doesn’t seem to have much but i think i’m gonna end it right here