Minecraft, BUT every 30 seconds CHAOS happens!

You know i’m a gamer i’m i’m pretty much a prodigy gamer i’m pretty much the best gamer in existence if you’re watching this video you’re probably also the greatest gamer in existence hence why we play minecraft we’re back at it yet again with minecraft but to prove our

Gamerness that’s not a word but to prove our epic gamer skills we have installed the this mod i can’t say that name this is pretty much the chaos mod which adds in the feature of every 30 seconds something’s gonna happen it could be anything it could be

Your mum coming back after that’s really sad holy crap so you know what let’s just jump into this and see how we go i don’t have a challenge yet so there we go that yep yeah what am i doing i think a good challenge to really

Prove how epic of a gamer i am this joke’s going to get so on so quick but to prove it i think we’ve got to make a goal getting to the nether that’s the first goal of beating the game that’s that’s for [ __ ] quite frankly that’s too easy so

Oh oh there’s a time oh oh there’s a timer at the top of my screen okay oh this okay oh no oh this is bad already i don’t like that oh i don’t like this well uh okay this should be fine i mean honestly what’s the worst that could

Happen before you answer that don’t don’t say something because it’s probably gonna be worse all right what do you got for me game oh oh what the freak dvd screen saver oh this is going to be painful oh this is going to be so painful okay i need to

Place down my crafting table there we go oh i pretty much made to do this no i i no i what am i doing okay clearly i’m not made to play minecraft though oh yeah i should quickly say hey guys and welcome but no crap i should quickly say

Hey guys and welcome back to minecraft yet again obviously this is a bit of a stupid video oh okay okay this are you serious can i like stop i can’t stop i’m just bouncing i’m just bouncing like your mother did last night oh wait do i

Take full damage please don’t oh i don’t oh that’s handy okay well i need my crafting table uh no i don’t know i can leave i can leave without the crafting table oh this is awesome yo this is actually kind of sick yo what so the goal of this video is

Going to okay be making it to the nether without dying once now the time lapse what does that mean this time lapse mean oh oh oh oh the timelines oh okay well i guess this would really help in 100 days wouldn’t it because we’re already on day what day are we on

Day one two now we’re on day two sick oh let’s just get some stone please don’t i swear this ends it during the night i’m gonna be so upset with the game please stop stop now stop now stop stop we stopped oh we stopped awesome grab the crafting table inverter controls oh you

Son of a piece of crap okay lucky for me i’ve played games with inverted controls before i know what i’m doing okay oh this is god damn it oh all right there we go all right so ups down downs up left right s is back is s is forward yep

And d at ow i can’t even english okay create this come on there we go okay inverted controls please can you just sort off thank you okay this is just great please don’t be something bad low gravity oh that’s actually that’s actually not that bad see that’s the

Thing i love about this mod some of the things might be bad but some of them might be actually really good but does it affect items if it does it’s gonna be the best mod ever well that kind of disappointed me oh this is so trippy this is so weird all

Right the main thing we need to focus on on beating the game is we need to obviously try and play it smart we need to keep to ourself when stuff like this is going to happen oh everything’s ice now all right but we also need to try

And maybe find either a lava lake or a village because if i go for the speed runner strat we could just construct a nether portal like that so that’s pretty much the strat i’m going to be going for because i’m i do want to try beat the

Game but i’m setting my goal for the nether just so i’m not disappointed with myself you know all right anything at low gravity what’s the chances i’ll be getting that twice in a row there’s so many just to show you guys how many i can’t change it while i’m in the game

There are a lot of settings right you have to believe me please just to see what happens let’s see what i get now please don’t help my my wk is stuck you oh this is great i don’t have to hold down the keyboard i can just move wow how

Effective is this thank you so much game for making this amazing decision for me i’m so appreciative that’s a word so i am correct i need stone crap i thought i grabbed way more stone than i did great oh there we go my w key’s unstuck oh

That’s very helpful oh i swear it’s going to kill me now isn’t it oh oh you only teleported me if you okay that’s fine a few meters yes sure i’ll take it i’m just gonna see oh god i’m starving i don’t know why oh hill oh that’s nice oh that’s really nice i

Swear the game it’s gonna get harder and harder isn’t it that’s what she said i got him all right i’m going to stop please troy there are children watching think of the children not like that that i don’t have more than 100k that’s a bad joke i’m sorry

I’m so sorry that is a really bad joke if you don’t understand it that’s good that’s good we don’t want to make jokes like that i don’t want to end up with some weird watch list you know all right let’s see if the game’s going to screw me over yet

And oh there we go oh shizzle mcfrizzle oh no oh you guys are quick yeah you can’t catch me on ice [ __ ] oh crap oh that’s what i said to the cops last week another bad joke damn it i deserve that i deserve that cow there we go

Yeah and okay good there stop following me there we go cow okay hey cow boom all [ __ ] i’m really hoping i can no okay uh i actually i’ll take i’ll take i’ll take some of yes sure take some cobblestone sure why not uh that could have been way worse the decision of what

Happened but i’ll take that that wasn’t that bad what’s this reduced reach distance so what but that much i ca i have to shift to mind the block below me oh my goodness yo i love it i i i hate it i hate it with a

Passion all right i was gonna act like i loved it but no i absolutely hate it great so i have to be right next to the creature i’m murdering oh this is dandy okay so crouch crap there we go sick oh please don’t give me something bad

It’s gonna kill me while i’m crafting isn’t it please don’t kill me while i’m crafting please don’t kill me while i’m crafting please don’t kill me while i’m corrupted oh you son of a [ __ ] oh damn this is crap well like do i jump there was a swamp

Near me i don’t i might be fine i can’t see the floor though so that’s kind of concerning all right well let’s see what happens eight for some water troy aim for some water aim for the water aim for the water ain’t for the damn it i had such a

Good start i had such a good start quicksand what’s the quickstart oh oh oh great oh jolly gold geez batman this is just great this is just great you know what i don’t want to be a negative nancy but i think we might have to restart this run oh [ __ ]

Please please no senor please please okay please yes i’m epic i’m a gamer i’m so good at video games oh okay okay okay i’ll give one more chance if it keeps me like full diamond armor then i’ll stick around but if not oh mouse drift oh i didn’t know i’m

Playing with joycons so i think we all know that didn’t go very well so let’s try again it’s obviously we’re going to say boom that yep yeah why did i go creative idiot okay uh a jungle not the worst start also not the best start because there

Isn’t such thing as a jungle village yet uh mojang please please work on adding that that would be amazing you know what world update is coming out that would be the best time to add it oh i’m hearing sounds okay i’ve got some wood that’s good that’s good i’m just gonna speed

Run as quick as i can as you can see i am a pro already at this game please don’t kill me please give me like full max enchanted fully enchanted amazing enchanted i should eat something you son of a [ __ ] you i just started what am i meant to eat

The sticks damn it if i starve to death that’s really just gonna take away my pro gamer license isn’t it you know what maybe minecraft maybe we got off on the wrong foot you know maybe we just need to get to know each other a little bit more first and once we have

That connection on a deeper and more psychological level we all come to appreciate each other’s greatness yeah okay well i think oh oh oh oh what is happening oh there’s a lot of creepy noises oh this isn’t very good oh this is not the best i don’t want to

Be the negative one in the situation but this ain’t that good right now i’m just hearing a lot of scary things yeah here are brian do you think maybe there was a reason you were moved because you seemed like a [ __ ] just saying here brian kill

Me if you don’t exist haha oh you wouldn’t oh he actually isn’t oh damn it oh and he’s still here oh great great yeah we get it you’re a [ __ ] shut up oh everything’s high pitch all right oh great this is a better start than the last one

I don’t want to i don’t want to like say the last one’s bad or anything but what oh thank goodness i wasn’t near any of these pigs what is this noise ah a minecraft like i was saying we probably just got off on the wrong foot you’re a lovely game you

You make me a better person really on the inside chicken rain oh see okay now we’re getting along see what i mean we make each other we like we create each other we feel each other’s holes not in a weird way though look at that oh minecraft this is what

I’m talking about you’re so nice you’re so friendly just keep the chickens raining and i’ll be happy that’s a lot of chickens all right let’s see please please game game you know you and me what is happening what is happening is something happening why am i scared why am i scared what is

Happening what is happening why is it going for so long oh this is scary i don’t like the unknown okay well i’m just gonna take a beard thanks for that okay sick okay this is great this is a great run oh i can’t change my oh great i’m

Playing like this now oh yay what what is this this is so dumb hey guys what’s up yo this is so stupid i love it okay let’s grab the weeds there we go this is a great angle for you guys all right let’s turn that all into wheat there we

Go and now so i’m smart uh place place there we go look at that oh prodigy over here okay okay i’m out of it i’m out of it here we go hey what’s up i got please don’t explode please don’t explode okay oh oh what is happening hides what’s

Happening oh that’s great is the timer moving quicker is that just me i think it’s moving quicker great again just more fantastic news while i’m at it okay okay i can’t tell what’s happening oh things drop random crap yo drop a diamond okay no diamond diamonds uh beds

I’ll take some beds i want diamonds diamonds diamonds drop the diamond dammit okay well okay oh you’re still dropping random crap okay okay so it like adds it all together i’m getting blue shulker boxes all right sure drop some goodies that’s okay it’s ran out damn it the sounds sound very

Weird i don’t like this okay so i’ve had random drop slope beyblades oh okay game rule send feedback is now set to true wait why is it oh holy [ __ ] oh crap man you can’t just do that ah you bastard what oh god my heart yeah i’m just gonna

Yeah i just set my spawn real quick i feel just like you’re somewhat more comfortable you know okay game what are you gonna do this time please don’t hurt me adventure mode so i can’t break blocks oh you bastards well at least i can still kill things that’s that’s

Somewhat good i’m pretty much decked out now with like supplies and stuff i think i think all i’ve got to do now is just go adventuring and just adventure yeah that sounds like a great i can’t place blocks i have to wait oh random drops need to kill things need

To kill things all right come on come on drop some goodies for me that’s not goodies i want some good goodies i want some like max enchanted diamond armor that’s a choker box max enchanted diamond armor pretty please that’s okay come on come on random job random

Drop that’s very much a random drop gosh damn it all right boom bam bop all right chicken rain again that’s fine let’s try and get some iron because once i get iron find a bucket or i can make a bucket and then get another portal up

And started i need to at least finish that i need to be able to do that in today’s video if i can’t but like i i don’t think i deserve the pro gamer title on my life all right there we go oh just like that uh only cyborg’s

Movement oh you son of a [ __ ] i i love this so much i i mean it guys i’m doing this because of my enjoyment oh this is this is annoying i can’t run justina try and find a really good cave high pitch oh that is so easy okay i just need to

Find a good cave once we have a good cave we can go down get some iron hopefully find a lava lake and then we can construct a nether portal that’s all i need to do it’s a simple goal i just need to stay alive till that point and

We’re set we’ll be happy we’ll be a happy healthy family just like we’ve always dreamed of why do the cows sound like cats you’re not not gonna question it that’s fine mining fatigue oh yay oh i don’t like the sounds that’s just great oh a minute sure it’s like i was

Going mining anyway i could kill something this is a bad idea oh just just to add insult to injury i can’t what am i meant to do so i came down here please oh okay all right good good good okay iron iron iron do i have like any uh force third person

That’s fine okay let’s get some coal i played third person so much this really doesn’t affect me right now i used to play it all the time not because i wanted to because i’m a psychopath obviously grab this iron and make ourselves a bucket game if you screw me

Over right now if you screw me over right now i’m gonna be so upset with you i might just stop playing it oh oh in a world where we get iron quicker yo all right i can like i can respect this one i mean my aiming is a pain in the

Ass but i can respect it hold it hold it hold it one more bit i’m up yes there we go all right boom we are set yes okay good good good good good let’s go go go go oh okay that’s not bad i’m just never

Going to be able to return to this point so let’s just quickly ah you know let’s just sleep through the night easy as that well wasn’t that just dandy all right sick let’s uh continue up on our merry way haha epic oh i don’t like this oh

This is gonna be enjoyable for the viewers to watch all right let’s craft ourselves up a furnace there we go i swear better not teleport me while i’m doing this put that there that smelt the iron yes yes yes yes the world looks so weird like this all right got ourselves some iron

Perfect please don’t teleport me please don’t teleport me chicken rain again okay that’s good that’s good that’s good all right make yourself up a bucket just like that perfecto boom we’re set now in we just need to find a lava lake now once we find a lava lake we are all

Freaking good boys i i’m so proud of ourselves i i think we’ve come very far as a pro gamer i don’t want to hype myself up too much but i think i’ve got this this run i think i’ve got this honestly the only thing stopping me now is animals exploding beyblades oh okay

This is that’s great oh look at all those chickens yes there we go ultrazoom yo who installed optifine real quick oh damn it can i like cheat the system damn it i can’t cheat the system you bastard game please don’t teleport slippery blocks okay that’s fine all

Right you know what let’s go find a lava lake i think we’ve got this i you know i’ll grab my crafting table as well i definitely will need that but i’m feeling pretty confident i’m feeling so confident in fact i for example will not cut this video because this video actually no editor

You got to cut this video please it’s going to be such a long video if you don’t as long as i don’t get like a instant death one i don’t see me dying i mean maybe oh i regret saying that already please don’t please don’t like

Time speed oh you bastard because oh no that means so much stuff is going to happen so quickly oh crap oh crap oh well that was lucky okay let’s keep going please don’t be like water towards the lava or some crap no jumping aloud oh i can’t get out

Oh you tricky son of a okay there we go that’s good that’s fine although render this oh no so much is going on i’ve got a dolphin it don’t fit it yes i dolphined it correctly oh [ __ ] we’re playing oh we’re playing on an n64 real quick oh

Oh that’s creeping sight wait no that’s a real creeper oh [ __ ] stop stop stop i don’t like this anymore i don’t like this anymore i get it i get it i get it this is torture i get it i can’t see oh back okay okay okay

Stop stop stop stop stop stop this is scary i don’t like this anymore this is a lot for my little brain to handle okay ah force viewpoint oh great well it’s better than the time that was way too rapid for me i swear i’m a jump off a

Cliff or something because this is so dangerous uh let’s just yeah walk backwards this is safer this is way safer oh oh oh my heart all right i heard the lava but i was underwater alright cool whoa that could have ended badly oh wow okay

Hey i just need to find one single lava lake upon finding that lava lake i will be set i’ll be all happy healthy oh oh oh that’s just nice a lovely little sinkhole yeah i could probably go down there actually lava lava this is a big [ __ ] yo ah i’m

Gonna leave thank you all right sick up up let’s go hey yo let’s go yes we gotta we got armor and stuff that was a good one i mean i know it’s not the best armor but i’ll take any armor at this point let’s go we didn’t get any gold which

Would have really helped us in the nether but that’s fine that’s fine i’ll take this i’ll take what we got de la lake’s only spawn underground now am i being a dum-dum oh you know what screw it let’s go find out if i’m being a dumb dumb please give

Me night vision or water breathing or something that would just actually really you you bastard oh you just you just really didn’t want to help me there did you just in case just in case slippery blocks that’s fine all right sure i can use this to actually explore real

Quickly if i don’t focus on the time i keep oh give resistance oh gabe you’re too nice you’re too good you shouldn’t have meteor rain oh oh what the [ __ ] hello oh there’s stuff falling at the sky oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap

I just spread meteor rain i didn’t expect it to actually be a meteor shower oh [ __ ] oh okay they can still go into the water go in the water all right that was great that was fun really tiddlytastic master if you you would you would you would you would you

Son of a gun okay okay okay it’s fine troy don’t panic don’t panic just look up just look up just look up i’m using the wrong pick i’m using the wrong pick i am an idiot i am officially an idiot i am officially dead well ah unless the next ones take

Me to the nether i think i failed this task boys oh no seek ho oh well at least there was water down this one well guys i think i don’t think i’m winning this i hope you guys did enjoy this video if you want me to actually maybe live

Stream in the future with this mod be sure to drop a like on this video if this video can hit 10 000 likes i will do a live stream with this with the goal of playing until i beat the game so be sure to leave a like if you want to see

That but anyway guys thank you so much for watching be sure to download the mod down below this is so cool and um i’m just going to spend the rest of my days down here unless the next one activates something really cool let’s find out and ultrasound okay yep no all right

All right see you guys oh this is so bad Now