Minecraft But Everything You Google, You Get…

Google has been added to minecraft in this new update anything you can search on the internet is now possible in-game except that i have no friends i woke up this morning give me the keyboard we’re searching for ultimate tnt yo that first result right there all

Broke look at all that tnt let’s bring this to reality whoa where am i build a house you only get two minutes since we have two minutes i put in a little bit of style right we’ve got a nice stone face wooden wow we flip one

In the lava creeper what is the tt fly into the sky creeper this puts a little bit of a problem in our house building thing but it seems like they’re mostly blowing themselves up now so we can get back to this all right building the nice what the whoa no no no

Oh my oh my oh my this is not good oh my god what are you yellow creeper i don’t even lightening biting okay well i didn’t want to know but i know now oh my goodness all right come on come on come on we just gotta put the walls down here

I swear if you blow my house up right now all right come on come on all right well the house is now an option oh my goodness put on the okay move the strategy is to keep moving ready out of time all right quick quick quick quick check down the door come on

Come on come on oh lightning creeper 20 seconds three seconds quick get back to the ass get back to the house get back to the ass chuck it down let’s go wait does that knock out of the house is that not canada’s house okay i need oh thank goodness quick

That teleported me just a time bro that tint it was gonna blow me to smithereens and we have it the ultimate tnt bro this must be all of the tears that we saw in the picture combine let’s light it up babe i should probably run i should

Probably i definitely need to run go go go go go what the what are those oh no no no no no my game is lagging so i just get in the water get in the water Now that is the kind of destruction i wanted to see bro i’ve been thinking too small i could literally have anything i want in the world oh yeah it’s time to boot up the ipad after well i’m getting blown to bits last round i need some better protection

What’s better than iron man give me some of that action tony stark tony stark is in my minecraft hub see what you got training john no no no i ain’t no avenger oh my goodness bro what am i doing avengers hq all right we just got

To find the way out oh bro it looks like parkour ha this is too easy fans bro oh no if i stuff this up i’m going to get burned by lava good all right oh we got floating floating maze right now oh well i guess that makes sense because the

Avengers you know have to fly but i said i have no avenger oh maybe i might be maybe i am ah all right we’re in wait what are these bro those are the early iron man armors wait is that boss hammer oh bro that is huge and those are

Targets over there all right this is too easy we just gotta pick that up grab that oh no no no no no no all right we’re just gonna hit that target there boom oh yeah oh that door’s opening all right see you later suckers i’m getting

Out of here what is this what a maze oh but this is too easy jump onto this platform here oh my goodness all right we got it out that really hurt okay oh all that handsome jump we did it yes hit the lever oh bro what’s going on surely right now

I’ll get the armor please please hey hey now that’s more like it let’s get out of this dump just kidding tony stark i actually really like this place i ain’t need this sucky ass thor hammer anymore i’m on team iron man all right you know what now i need a

Weapon on the same level as my armor let’s boot up the ipad i want to unlock the abilities of other minecraft youtubers to take over their channels just kidding guys that is all jokes but loki that crafty sword looking nice give me some of that crafty how dare you try

And turn me into a sword i will show you the true power of actually good youtubers hey man come on i don’t get as many views as you but i’m not horrible wait is that a mr beast song what the history literal emeralds at me bro and

That’s a dream sword no no no no no no how has he turned all these other youtubers into swords ow mumbo jumbo does some damage wait i’m iron man i can fly oh you’re going down bro all right we’re just gonna hit him with the iron man

Boom let’s come in here take no blade yeah oh my god the techno blade sword does damage well i should not be shocked by that bro what was that i can’t move i don’t know what he just used but it’s frozen me and spot oh my goodness oh my

Goodness bro oh the greatest sword literally drops tear tea are you kidding me right now what mr b is going to do to me close ranger oh my goodness bro there’s a circle i can’t leave the circle are you kidding me oh my goodness no he’s lining up the long johnson

Attack quick duck below duck below okay the circle’s gone we’re good we’re good we’re good how does he keep dodging bro i didn’t know crafty was so good at pvp ah my golden sword is almost broken all right come on come on we gotta get this shot right hood yeah

He just exploded into diamonds guys all right surely one of these is the crafty sword right now whoa what where am i what though is this crafty’s home does he live in an ice village what’s going on did i even get my sword oh yes i did

Look at this thing haha now this is a sword he didn’t have all right what can we do with this hold up whoa right through like a die by now run run run wait guys look i’m leaving behind like gold particles behind me they’re from crafty’s video everything i

Touch turns to gold hold up villager bro amateurs dante oh my that is so cool what other tnt can i use guys all right so there’s the amethyst tnt all right come on what what is that arrow gnt that is dope magnet it brings the bumps to it okay what

Happens if i actually hit the mobs right now okay um i’m not really sure what it just makes them go blue um this is this is very boring hey yo wait oh no no okay so if you kill a mother’s a chance to get a diamond nice

Village destruction ah i have so much power but i’m still all alone maybe the internet could help i know what i need a girlfriend and welcome to my goddamn one in real life google is going to have to do all right what kind of options do we have here wow we’ve got

Tons of them all right you know what i’m you know what i’m desperate right we’re just like the first option to go how do you go to the bathroom alone or with friends please i’m the most legible bachelor i know all right obviously alone with friends is weird and creepy

Guys what the heck incorrect you have one heart left oh no no no no no okay guys we cannot stuff this up i’m gonna start thinking like a girl if i want a girlfriend all right uh we only have one heart i can’t get any question wrong with friends is

There more than one type of hair brush i mean from my male perspective no i only have one hair brush and i mean those look identical to me but i am certain that females would say that there are more than one hair brush i just have very boring hair and i don’t

Know what to do with it oh yeah hey all right what is this pink egg or beauty blender guys i don’t know what those little spongy particles are but i’m assuming it’s a beauty blender whatever that does i don’t i don’t know a pink egg is just too easy please figures

Crossed correct you win bro does that mean i get a girlfriend hey hey you’re worthy of girlfriend wish i’ll grant you your wish thank you google and the girls society oh my goodness look at this guy this is so cool why does she have a diamond sword though oh bro what she has

An inventory she can hold items and stuff bro what she can literally do anything i can i can set her to attack oh imagine having an army of girlfriends or imagine having an army of dragons that’s what i want get this ipad going put me

In the how to train your dragon movie i want to be hiccup and toothless in this joint all right let’s go ahead check out what minecraft dragons do we have here i want a custom dragon give me that one right there haha still the egg bruh it’s

Right there this will be a vlog in the park wait those are dragons no no no wait girlfriend time right in there oh no no no come on we just gotta get the egg why god freddie japanese oh my gosh this is on top of the egg is on top of

The egg come on come on come on we just gotta get over here okay there it is pick it up we made it out you suck you know that absolute trash can all right let’s put down the egg now i guess we just we just

Wait do we light it up with fire i’d oh that’s it it’s hatching guys bro he is so adorable what the ha ha all right now you’re going to grow up nice big and stronger right here you go have some food let him grow this is insane right now

Oh my goodness there we go look at this guys this is dope oh my goodness this is literally how i want to fly around all my minecraft worlds guys that is awesome you’re lame excuse me i was literally fly riding a dragon what’s cooler than that i wish my

Boyfriend was cool and wore hats what who wears hats i’ll wear headphones i’m already cool but if wearing hats is what the ladies want then it’s just a simple google search away i ain’t wearing some silly looking cap nah i have class at least all right we’re going with the top

Hat authentic style give me you know what this one’s the red band that’s what i want this is a theater what does this have to do with the top hat wait the curtains are opening now ladies and gentlemen a magician that’s the top hat i want it’s up on top of that illegal

Guys i’ll flip the magician has powers the magician has powers and they hurt they hurt oh my goodness bro he’s literally throwing playing cards at me what the he went invisible he went invisible okay well wait bunny can see we can see his invisibility particles ow come on you

Think a magician is a match for iron man not in this town he ain’t got to be down here somewhere yes girlfriend go get him we are getting that top hat bunch of cards that ain’t gonna touch me bro he’s teleported again he’s teleported again

Come on come on where is he at where’s he at oh no no oh yeah i got style yes see now all the girls want me this is lama i want to break up bro