Minecraft But I Can ENCHANT ANY MOB

– [Laff] This is Minecraft, but I can enchant any mob that I find in the game. Will I beat Minecraft? Stick around the end of the find out! So yeah, this is Minecraft, but we can enchant any mob, that includes cows, chickens, Creepers.

Pretty much any mob that we can find, we can enchant. Hey, Mr. Pig, how are yous doing? I hope your day is going well? I would love to enchant yous, but at the moment we don’t have any enchanted books, so we need to go to the village.

Well there we go, there is a village over there. And plenty of mobs for us to enchant. Now, there’s one particular village here that we are looking for here. We are keeping our eye out for a librarian, because librarians sell books and books are what we need. Hey, Mr. Librarian! And you’ve got…

Oh, my God. You’ve got so much bread. Right, I’ll be taking your bread first off. Second off, I want to trade with you. There we go! Fortune book, which is very important, but he wants 3 emeralds. All right, 24 paper for 1 emerald.

All we have to do now is go find some sugarcane and we can trade with this fellow. All right, here we go. Give me that sugar cane, and we bang that in there and there we go. We’ve got some paper. Hey man, I have got paper for you, sir. Here we go.

Give me them emeralds. Now we’ve got four emeralds. And now I should be able to trade a few for a Fortune 3 book. And now you might be sat there wondering, Laff, you got your Fortune 3 book. What are you gonna do with it? If we use this fortune book on the villager,

He becomes enchanted, and now that he’s enchanted, All we have to do is Right Click. We right.. (record scratching) Hey, what do you mean? Why aren’t these traded? Oh, there we go. Look at all these books, man. All right, so we’ve got Loyalty, Looting, Efficiency, Fortune, Unbreaking.

Man, we got all the books here, but we need more emeralds. So I was thinking, how are we going to get more emeralds? We need to find a certain mob over here. Hello, Mr. Chicken. Alright, so here’s the other thing. We keep our Fortune book when we use it.

So I use this fortune book on the chicken and now we’ve got the Emerald guards. And you be sat there thinking, all right, he’s an emerald guard. What does he do? Mate, wait till he lays his good stuff. Hey, there we go. An emerald egg. So I get this egg.

Now, when I throw this egg on the ground, are we going to have a chicken? Well, we wanted to get emeralds but sometimes it hatches the chicken. Wait, wait, wait. Ay, ay, ay, ay. Lend me another egg, sir. Lend me another egg. Yeah, gimme that- Ay, ay, ay. Ay, what you doing?

Ay, why are you getting a little big? Oh, wait, cause he’s an Emerald Guard. Oh, right. All right, and yeah. There we go. An Emerald from the egg and you still aren’t happy with me, are yous? All right, here. I’m sorry, mate. I’m so sorry.

I did not mean for your eggs that you were laying. I need emeralds. You can behave yourself, especially you mate. You’re like one foot six, mate. How are you be doing any damage? I need yous. I can’t you so behave yourself, man. I need to get these chickens in the pen.

All right, come in. All right, then bang bang. Yous is stopping there now. All right, here goes nothing. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Yeah. Now we’ve got ten emeralds. And then if we go find our trusty villager who should be asleep right now. We’re going to go wake him up.

I’m sorry for waking you up mate. All right, so how about this? How about we we get the Loyalty, mate? How about we get the Looting. Ay, ay, ay, ay! Ay, what’re you doing out here? Ay. Ay, man. Listen, I’m sorry. Oh, wait, Loyalty. I think the Loyalty makes them passive.

Are we friends now? I mean, you’re good. Please let it be so mate, and give me plenty more eggs while you’re all right. I’ll throw one of your eggs. Oh, yeah, mate. He’s sound with me now. That’s what I’d like to see. But so now I’m thinking, if we… Wake up, mate.

If I get the efficiency book, now I take this Efficiency book over to this Emerald Guard. How are you doing? Ay, I’ll right click you with that. Will you start popping them eggs out like Machine-Gun Rapid? Is that what you’re going to do? I’ll right click you with the efficiency book.

You should start pumping them out, like there’s no tomorrow. Yeah, there’s one. Ay, we got plenty of eggs here now, and I can start flinging these eggs on the ground with a bang bang. All right, we need to go back to our villager. We need to go back to our villager.

We need to deal with the zombie problem and I think I have just the right book for it. Let’s go here. Have you got smite? Smite V. There we go, Smite. All right then, right click the Zombies with the Smite book! Yeah, what you doing? You burn in the light, son.

And it’s not even day time. I mean, the moon’s lit. Oh, whoa. God, I fell in the water. You going in that Jacuzzi, mate? You having a little swim? Oh, mate, you can say that, mate. Tell the little mermaid I said hello. Iron Golem. I could use the Iron Golem at the moment.

Right, we are going to use Loyalty on the Iron Golem. And now the Iron Golem should be fighting for us. Yeah, look at him rocking up. Look at him rocking up. Wait, wait, wait, where you going? Where you going? Where you going? What’re you doing? Oh, yeah, you covered this up.

Big problem but I needed him. You killed him in front of his kids, mate. What am I meant to tell his children? All right, this guy is following me now because I have loyalty. I believe he is friendly. Yeah, mate, you are my personal body guard. Mate, I want another Iron Golem.

So I think it’s in my best interest to enchant you with Looting and then I’m going to knock you out. Play out, mate, Good style. Oh, wait, he’s hitting himself. Hey, it was not was not personal. Or he’s dropped some iron blocks for us.

And now all we have to do is go find some pumpkins and we can build two of them. And there we’ve got our pumpkins. I take all these pumpkins. All right, here goes nothing. It’s bang, bang. And then if I shut this… Oh, wait, wait. We need to carve it.

Yeah, that’s one, and then yeah. Okay, so we got big fella one, big fella two. Hello, gentlemen. Yous… Ay, don’t you be walking away from active duty. Where yous going? Loyalty, loyalty, mate. Come back here. How dare yous. All right, this is good. This is actually brilliant. I’m not finished yet, mate.

I need all the books so we’re going to take the Emerald eggs. We’re going to go over this pen over here. We’re going to like, throw all these Emerald eggs and hopefully get a bunch of Emerald chickens in here. All right, I’m gonna be here a while.

I’m going to get the biggest Emerald chicken farm that you will ever see. Feast your eyes upon my latest creation. An Emerald chicken farm. Produces about 1000 emeralds every five minutes. This is absolutely amazing work, gentlemen. I hope yous are all doing well today. I may do an inspection..

See how many eggs we got. Yous are pumping them out quicker than I can pick them up! All right, how many eggs have we… Oh, you joking, mate. We got like almost four stacks. Let’s put all these out into the pen area. We’ll go a little bit crazy.

Let’s all do it in the… Ay, ay, what’s going on here? All right, come on. Almost done, and there we go. All right, let’s make our way in the end. Pick up all these emeralds. And all these chickens are angry with me. Ay, ay, man. Ay, why are you all… Is something…

(screams loudly) That’s it. Ay, help me. Oh, wait, wait. Ay, ay, this wasn’t meant to happen. Emerald Chicken Army. I am going to have to right click them all with loyalty. I can’t kill them all. There is too many of them. Ay, I’m not going to get killed

By a bunch of chickens in this video. No, mate, that is never going to happen. (screams loudly) All right, mate, we saw today. We’ve got almost four stacks of emeralds. I think we’re good here. All right, how about our trusty fellow here. Oh, and he’s got discount. Wait, what do you mean?

You’re charging 26 Emerald for these books. Now, are you joking mate? Who hurt you, mate? I mean, I could afford paying, but like, come on. All right, there we go. Our whole bar in inventory is filled with every single book that we can use to enchant these mobs. So lets go crazy.

All right, so we’ve got already enchanted the chickens and we’ve saw what that can do, but what about the sheep? Hey, how are yous doing? Hey, okay. Well what can I enchant you with? Loyalty? No, no, I can’t enchant you with any… Oh, wait, what was that? Looting.

Enchant the sheep with looting and if am looking right he turned into a diamond sheep. Wait a second there. Yay, yay. Ay, we got diamond sheep everywhere now, All right, okay. Let’s get the shears out and… No, mate. Are you telling me, mate, if I shear you, you’ll give me diamonds?

Oh, well that is ridiculous. Hey there, come here, son. All right, okay. One and a half stacks of diamond blocks. I’ll put this down on the ground and it is time to go a little bit crazy. We’ll make ourself full diamond armor, because why not? We’ll shut that on. Full diamond armor.

And to top it all off, we’ve even made ourselves some diamond tools. Yeah, okay! All right, mate. We are living the easy life at the moment. Oh, and if you’ve enjoyed what you’ve seen so far, then consider subscribing. I’m trying to hit 500K by the end of September

And I’d love it if we could hit this milestone together. Hey, Mr. Creeper. I want to see you how you can enchant a creeper. I mean, how would it work? I’m assuming blast protection on the creeper would make it so you don’t blow up. And yet you’re my friends. Whoa, whoa.

Wait a second. So you telling me… All right, okay, blast protection on the Creeper just doesn’t die when it explodes, but now what we need, make the Creeper our friends. Book of Loyalty. Right, bang. Is that working? Take him out Iron Golem. Iron Golem, take him out.

Iron Golem, mate, he’s going to kill the Iron Golem. Oh, wait a sec. When I use Loyalty on the Creeper, now the Creeper’s my friend. Hey, wait, so if I attack this Emerald Guard chicken. Oh, oh, oh, Oh, okay, he does not like that. He does not like to see violence. He’s gone…

Oh, wait, he’s gone straight down the bedrock, okay. Hey, Mr. Skeleton. All right, okay. What could we use on the Skelton? The Skelton, mate, I think you are due for an upgrade. How about we give you Efficiency? Yeah. All right, he doing something. He’s running about fast.

I think he’s firing faster as well. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, you shoot faster. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Wait, all right. We may have ourselves a bit of a problem here. Are we meant to kill him? We need to get him from like the side or something? Bang.

Oh, wait, if we right click him with Looting first, before we kill him, he should drop some decent loot, I’m assuming. All right, there’s the Looting book. And there we go. Wait, what have you dropped for me? Wait, what is this? Infinity bow, Flame, Unbreaking III, Power V, and Punch II.

Are you joking me? All right, lets give this one a try. How about have a bit of that. That never happened. How about have a bit of that one. And you, Mr. Sheep, with the diamond. Yeah, have a bit of that. Oh, here comes the Creeper. Bang, Mr. Creeper.

This bow will be really useful when we fight the Ender Dragon. I would like to cross this ocean. I do not fancy swimming And I do not fancy making a boat. So were going to over to this trusty stead over here. Yeah, there we go.

We’re going to go take you over to the water, mate. And you might wonder, wait a second Laff. This fella doesn’t swim. If we hit him with a bit of Aqua Affinity, now, if we go on him, I believe he should be perfectly okay with swimming, except you are a little bit slow.

Wait a sec, this was not a good idea. All right, so he can breathe, but I can’t. What else have we got? We got Depth Strider. So if I right click you with depth strider now ad if I go in here… Oh, my dudes. He running in the water like it’s nothing.

He doesn’t care. He loves it. This is the best stead in the Northern Hemisphere, mate. Except… Wait, I can’t breathe. He can breathe but I can’t breathe. He can breathe but I can’t breathe. My mistake, all right. So I mean, you were kind of helpful,

But at the same time, mate, you’re a little bit useless. Oh, wait, oh, wait. He swims. I just need to look up. Hey, look at you go. You’re like a dolphin. All right, here we go. Let’s take our trusty stead through the water. Dip you over this quick. Give me all that loot.

That is completely useless. Trusty horse, we need to go. We need to get back up to the water. Here’s a ravine over here. Let’s go down in the ravine. If I’m thinking right. Let’s see if we can… What? All right, so… Bang, bang, bang. And then… And there we go.

We made the portal for him. We can go up the Nether. Well, there’s one thing I want to do. And there we go. Before I got up the Nethermire, I want to go and see this cow because Mr. Cow, we’ve not had a conversation today

And I would like to see what enchants you have for me. If I use Fortune on this cow and looting, then I make a orchids. And milk him. Oh, wait, wait, wait. What is this? Midas Milk Bucket. Okay, can I just put this on the ground?

Oh, wait, wait, what is that status effect? We’ve got a status effect at the top Right. Midas Touch. Wait. Whoa, what is his cow doing? Wow. Wait, I’m setting everything I walk on to gold. Kinda like Midas. Now I get where the name comes from. Let’s pick up this Midas’s milk.

And then we hit the chicken with it. And now everywhere the chicken walks is going to turn to gold as well. So I’m actually going to bind some of this gold up right now, ’cause I don’t want to go straight into the Nether. So I… We’ll mine some of that gold up.

And it’s time for us to go to the Never. Here we go. All right, yeah, yeah. All right, okay. I completely forgot about that. I’m going to replace the obsidian that we turned into gold, relight the portal and there we go. All right, let’s go visit them penguins. Good evening, gentlemen.

I hope yous are well. I am here to conduct highly specialized trades with you. I have 50 gold if yous interested in trading with me. I mean no harm. Let’s head up there. Don’t mind me. I’m just dealing through some trades. Where yous at? Here is the big fella.

(screams loudly) Wait, that’s a big fella. That’s a really big fella. Wow. Bang. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I didn’t mean to do that. I didn’t mean to do that. I apologize, gentlemen. I want peace and nothing else. And some trades actually. I’d like to do some trades. Hey. How yous doing?

All right, gentlemen, I brought yous here to do trades with you. So I’m gonna… Hey. Why couldn’t I just use Loyalty on them? I have some gold blocks. Wait, why what am I thinking. Why do I just right click these fellas with fortune and now the trade should be like 10 times better. Let’s roll it golden. Oh, oh, okay. He’s dishing out the Ender Pearls.

All right, there we go. 14 Ender Pearls. Mate, I think that’s enough. We can go out the forest now. Right there, we can. There is the Never Forest. I feel like 007 jumping in here. We’ve made our way inside. Now we just need to find the Blazers. Oh, here we go.

We got a Wither Skeleton here. What if I enchant the Wither Skeleton with Looting? Would I be able to do that? Yeah, we can. Right, okay. And I’m assuming that’ll find out… You out. Oh, you joking me. Free Wither Skeleton skulls. Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. Come here and let me enchant you. And bang.

All right so, I mean, when life gives you Wither Skeletons skulls, you’ve got to summon the Wither. All right, but we got Blaze spawnery first. So why don’t we do that? Let me smash your head in. Let me smash your head in. Yous are way too warm, mate. Yous set me on fire.

I don’t like that. What have we got to remedy that? Frost Walker. So if I go over to these fellas here, right click it. Oh, yeah. How do you feel now? I’ve turned the Blaze into a frost? Right click them. So now these fellas are flinging snow balls because I made the frost.

All right, give me these blaze rods, mate. I’m assuming you can’t be dropping blaze rods. Let’s try and kill him while he’s like that. Wait, was is this? Ay! They did drop some it. A Frost Rod? That’s useless, unless we put our thing in that bag on.

And then I made myself a crafting table. Make ourselves a furnace. Put the furnace down. Put the Frost Rods in the furnace. And then stick the log in. Yeah, they’re smelting. A blaze rod, yeah. So we smelt the Frost Rods to get the Blaze Rods. Oh, well, well gentlemen, I apologize to yous.

Yes. Give me that Frost Rods. All right, now we bang the rest of these Frost Rods in the furnace. And there we go. We’re gong to get our Blaze Rods. Right now we’ve got 9 Blaze Rods, mate. That is more than enough. I am going to try to summon the Wither.

Bang, bang, bang. There we go, man. That is the wither. All right, let’s try. Oh, oh, hey, maybe I shouldn’t done it in an open space. Let’s try and hit the Wither with Loyalty. Okay, let’s go up. Ah, oh, he’s here. He’s definitely here. Lets try to hit him with Loyalty.

Is it working? All right, maybe we need to weaken him first. I think we came a little bit unprepared. I think we need to go get the Iron Golems. Bring the Iron Golems to the Wither, and then we can tame the Wither. All right, we need to build an Iron Golem Army.

Where is our Iron Golem friend? He must be over here somewhere. There you are. There you are. Ay, now here is the thing. I need more than one Iron Golem. Mate I need about five of yous. So I’m am going to enchant you with loyalty. So you’re my friend now. You’re my frien-

Wait, what’re you doing? Ay, what are you doing man? He does not look to happy, sir. Sir, I’d get moving if I were you. Yeah mate, you better start hurting yourself, mate. You need to punish yourself for all up murdering you’ve been doing. He drops the iron blocks.

We could make two Iron Golems after we kill one. I think yous can see where this is going. And then we bang that on, bang that on. Bang, bang, Loyalty, Loyalty. Looting, Looting. And then- Ay, ay, ay, leave the villagers alone. No, no mate. This isn’t fair. Yous deserve to die. Yous-

Yous deserve to die. Start getting your head smashed in. I punishing yous for what yous have committed. And bang, mate. And then we’re going to do this a few more times until we got a huge Iron Golem Army. All right, gentlemen, yous have been enlisted to the fight the Wither.

I am joined by six Iron Golems now, and a few of the Emerald Guards which have followed me down from under the village. Ay. All right, Loyalty, Loyalty, Loyalty, Loyalty. Wait, wait, truly there must be something else. Maybe we use the Unbreaking on the Iron Golems. Oh, it works.

Wait, so if I use the Unbreaking on the Iron Golems now, when I make the Wither, theoretically, these Iron Golems should just knock him out. If I’m thinking right. Is it possible for them to die because I’ve got them breaking a bunch of big fellas. Yeah, yeah, keep knocking him out.

All right, get the Loyalty book ready. Once his health goes below 25% we can enchant him. We did it. We did it. Yes. Best friends for- Wait, what? How did you do that? Hey, big fella. I’ve enchanted him with loyalty. Me and you are friends now. Are you gonna come follow me?

Ay, ay, wait, wait. Where you going? Wait, you’re meant to be helping me fight the Ender Dragon. Where the hell are you going? Come back here. He’s going into space. You’re joking me. I’m speech- Oh, he’s gone- Yeah, he’s gone. All right, I guess we’re just going to go fight

The Ender Dragon with the Iron Golems. And it’s straight down. All right, diggy diggy hole, mate. Any second now. Yeah, there we go. We found the room straight away. Hey, hey silver fish. Silver fish, you better watch out. Oh my god, we haven’t even got that tube free. It’s a bang, bang. There we go. All right, let’s do this. Ender Pearl over there. Bang, and then we build our Iron Golem Army. Quick, quick, quick, quick.

There we go. And then pumpkins. Come on, quick, before she sees me. She is bang, bang, bang, and bang. And then enchant him with Loyalty. Oh, yous all ready ripping up fellas. And a bit of Unbreaking so they can’t harm yous. Okay, they say the dragon won’t even know I am it.

My sources tell me that we need to get the Ender Dragon’s health below 10% before we can enchant her. And I don’t know what we can enchant her with. The only enchanting book we haven’t used so far is the Curse of Vanishing. Oh, we’re knocking them all out with this.

Knocking all these out before we even think of attacking her. Oh, the Golems are going in. They’re working their way in. Although, they aren’t doing much damage, but mate, A for effort! (screams loudly) Come on. There we go. I’m breaking all your magic cubes, mate. Why is there only one of yous left?

You’ve got Unbreaking on. Have the other lads got Loyalty? Well, put the work in, fellas. What are you doing over there? Come on, we can knock her out. We can knock her out right now, mate. Bang, bang, bang, mate. You getting your head smashed in for free.

We get her health down to 10% and then we can enchant her with, I believe, the Curse of Vanishing book. Oh, you want some of this bow as well? Powerfulest bow in the Northern Hemisphere, mate. Look how much your health has gone down. Oh, yeah, you ain’t standed a chance. Admit…

Hey, hey, fella can you move out the way? Go over there. Oh, she perching. Yeah, okay. We still sneak like 007. Oh, and the Iron Golems, mate. A for effort, but you still did nothing. These are actually useless. I think she just knocks them out of the way. She’s getting close.

Oh, come on. We’ve easy got this. She aint standing a chance! Oh, she perching. There we go. And then the Curse of the Vanishing book. Go in the back, mate. And then right click her. Bang. Oh, she’s gone. Oh, well of course, the Curse of Vanishing would make the Ender Dragon vanish,

But if there’s no more Ender Dragon, then that means that there’s no more end. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. Fellas, fellas. Right, well if yous enjoyed that video, then make sure to subscribe and I’ll see yas next time.