Minecraft But I regret Everything.. – Minecraft Hardcore #1

[Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] i’m sorry for leaving so long again yeah we’re back in minecraft world everybody yeah it’s gaming monday yeah see ya yeah yeah it’s gaming yeah i don’t even remember how my house works there’s the door yeah this is your house fan i built this remember He loves it listen guys i have a tiny bit of a dilemma my minecraft is running in two frames per second so sven do something why is it so bad what am i doing wrong that’s better so here’s the thing guys we had an amazing adventure sven we built

Crazy structures that i’m genuinely proud of we have memories of jurgen smergen we have a meatball right yeah we do have a meatball we have the boat of honor and cow we beat the game like 600 times right sven i don’t know why i have cows there i don’t remember

We built the cake ladder we have alabama lord of the underworld right alabama yes of course ikea bird of course we built the sex chain uh torture i mean we built this chamber for villagers say you did it and just like an overall amazing experience but for gaming month i know this is

Going to hurt ola brittafita i think it’s time for me to take a break i know and start a new world yeah yeah new world called now it’s called niggly jabal and it’s in hardcore baby hardcore i never beaten the game on hardcore before and but i’m gonna do it we’re doing it

Live we’re doing it live smash like subscribe hardcore there we go we’ll find him my brand new minecraft no one has ever done this no one has ever said hey i’m gonna create a new minecraft series i’m the first we start with nothing nothing baby

I feel so lost i feel so lonely how do i play the game i don’t i just don’t remember i think i’m supposed to say hi to cows and murder them How how cow how oh there we go you gotta hit him in the titty sorry cow uh i i can milk milk you yeah i did a markiplier meme that’s right anything can happen on gaming month i’m going to beat a hardcore for those of you don’t know for some reason you’re

Like a minecraft noob or something hardcore means if you die in hardcore you die in real life that’s right i am attached to this electric chair and if i die i die it’s by pewdiepie die yeah we’re gonna build a new house oh my god we’re gonna build a new house

This brings me back man hey remember knocking on woods with your fists i do because it’s epic gaming mods i’m gonna speed run this this will be one episode look how fast i am my god how is he so good at minecraft and how is he so hands i don’t know look

At that look how fast i made that wood but no one else can make wood this fast all right so where should we put our first bees we got bees i need a flower give me a flower this will be my first companion in minecraft i need a flower i need it

There there there there there there there yes yes yes yes yes yes i’m freaking out we got bees his name will be that’s his name hey oh god he’s so tall hey oh i love you All right you and me you’re my new friend uh i’m gonna build your hou home a bee house don’t leave don’t leave me please we’re gonna build our house up high hey hey oh jesus come here yeah oh you’re so no no no no no Hey god he’s easily distracted he’s like a child like an actual child all right come here i place it there place it for you go in go in go in what i gotta do what i gotta do for you go in seriously go in it’s epic go in

You want a taller ceiling i got you oh you want a taller scene Okay No no damn it you’re a tricky one how do you catch a bee i don’t teach you about this in school seriously seriously you’re annoying me are you so cute and stupid no he’s so smart my god he must take after his father me i birthed you it’s safe trust me

Trust me it’s safe dumb you’re so dumb He’s freaking out yeah yeah dumb dumb dumb all right so you stay here all right stay in there no all right fine fine it’s getting dark i need to i need to build a house i need i need a house okay see i remember in the brain

In my brain i remember yeah yeah yeah we’re done we’re done his pants dude cringe uh all right so this is our house it ain’t much but it’s on his house And now we’re gonna build oh my god i’m freaking out i’m freaking out there we go we’re good speed run baby i think i saw some coal somewhere he is really following me isn’t he we reached stone age i repeat no one’s done it this fast before i’m a minecraft veteran now

For real you know i play minecraft before some of you kids were born i need respect i played the alpha y’all a bunch of betas all right i think we got enough but i’m gonna mine just add one yeah yeah just i want it just on one x just that one okay all

Right who needs jurgen when i got damn i love my house it’s so cozy all right so now we got cold we can make these but you didn’t know that huh yeah all right this is our mind i guess we’re building a stair god have i beaten minecraft yet

I think i hate bedrock i’ve been digging for so long i dig straight down i don’t even give a [ __ ] when i’m done with that [ __ ] i’ve been coming straight back up cause um i’m fully stacked diamond [Laughter] oh yeah for this full stack nether roar another right whatever it’s called i’m a

Microphone i don’t remember new things all right the goal this episode is to get diamond that’s the goal we found it that’s diamond using granite like jack would say a bunch of shots yeah why have i not found diamond yet this is [ __ ] i remember in my first playthrough i

Found like a skeleton spawner right away next to my base and i never found one ever since i searched everywhere for another spawner but never found one and it hurts to this day so if we can find yeah we’ll find a bunch of stuff in this world this world will be different look

How much stuff i’m finding how do i check i’m on 62. yeah soon [Laughter] soon we’ll get the truck god this is gonna take forever Did i ever tell you guys that my first video ever was actually a minecraft video i think i said this before but maybe you don’t know about it i i’ve been searching oh iron hell yeah i’ve been searching for it but it’s gone forever it was hilarious

I got scared by skeletons in the cave and screamed minecraft is scary the first time you play it’s terrifying i don’t know man but uh i sent it to machinima because i thought i was like oh maybe minecraft will be a big popular game maybe i should everyone’s playing call of duty

Maybe maybe i could be one of those minecraft channels yeah yeah i thought about that big brain but i thought it was so weird like i’m i don’t have any subscribers i have zero subscribers like who am i talking to like right now i’m talking to you guys i

Have an audience yeah i swear i do trust me but then i was like well i need an audience so maybe if i send it to like another channel they can like post it and then it will be like i’m addressing someone and that way it won’t be so weird

Because back in the day was actually weird doing what i’m doing right now now it’s perfectly normal right but luckily i actually hit bedrock are you serious oh my god well luckily things worked out fine anyway how do i beat minecraft i forgot i need ender pearls

I need another round yeah i know how to beat minecraft of course yeah this is so lame oh my god we got redstone this is incredible oh you need an iron pickaxe i didn’t know that i mean i knew that [ __ ] jesus that scared me

Oh my god oh my god i finally found something holy sh oh we could definitely find what is that what is that that’s stone what is that ah all right i gotta go we’re gonna explore this first i need to check on my best friend in the whole world

After sven of course i don’t know it feels really good to have a new level it feels feels fresh i like it uh oh yeah now i’m gonna make one of these you guys probably don’t know about it but it’s a furnace you can actually use this a pro minecraft tip

Uh to smelt iron yeah all right let’s murder some cows hey where’d he go maybe we should pluck some flowers and put them next to our house so we’ll come oh god i cannot defend myself against tall uh man i actually can’t mess around now god damn he took my blog

God damn my house is beautiful let’s put some flowers actually you guys probably don’t know about this but you can actually uh make two furnaces and then you could twice as faster use yeah yeah subscribe for more minecraft tips guys um oh i’m gonna i can make some armor now right

I know them all in head get it i made a helmet what the [ __ ] is that how do i make leg what armor has got to be like this right what i know i know how to make it don’t worry about it guys hey hey hey hey hey yup

What’s up get out of my house get out of my property i have no friends hey why is there nothing in my biome except that ladies thing damn it beautiful welcome to my house i’m so lonely honestly this is so sad i am so lonely i need someone to hold me She What a sheep wait they wheat right hey sheep you want some wheat come here please i have no friends please please don’t don’t make me do this that’s for water sheep you dumb [ __ ] dude this biome [ __ ] sucks dude oh there’s a honey thing here

All right my house is a little hard to find so i’m gonna do a little trick-a-roo Is anyone out there i need a friend help ah oh god the sun is setting guys i still have no friends it’s still too close to home get it because we’re home okay i guess i’ll we’ll have that we’ll head down yeah that’s how i wanted to build that thank you

Yeah that’s thank you minecraft i built the stairway it goes all the way up are you serious oh my god there we go ha now i can mine you unlocked yeah making achievements left and right all right we got a new tunnel i’m stacked iron but we got to be careful

Why is there like no enemies or nothing am i playing on like peaceful or something versus baby mode i thought this was supposed to be hardcore is this the mode babies plaque huh let’s not fall in the lava gold yes first episode let’s go told you bro i told you i’m a pro

Easy peasy squeeze my teeth yeah la pizzazzuli my gamer give me that goal can you mine gold with the iron pickaxe i have bad food yeah fine i don’t die oh my god i cannot make moves like that give me that give me that yeah oh two

Oh he made two of them oh yes yes am i that poor i don’t uh all right we’re just gonna do a quick scan quick scan i know i’m low on health and i shouldn’t risk it but you gotta take risks when you’re playing hardcore minecraft

Trust me on this one guys this feels like a bad idea but that’s how good ideas are born all right we’ll make a lava bridge see no problem huh yes yes yes yes oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

All right let’s build safety nets around them oh god it’s a creeper that could actually kill me what do i do oh god i’m actually low on health uh creeper can you not seriously this is my first hardcore playthrough i just found diamond uh let’s be real here let’s be cool thanks man

You’re a real g see we’re taking it safe we’re taking it slow i’m a minecraft veteran now and i made the mistakes i made in the past and i’m not making them again wait where’d i come from there i came from there no we’re playing hardcore that scared me sven xenon skate

Wait wait a minute wait a minute if i have a diamond pickaxe i could i can get the the bling blong yeah i can get this right ice bucket challenge oh god i have that stupid name god damn it no no oh my god he actually hit me a little bit

One creeper and i’m done not happening not happening she i’m so scared where are you good it’s raining it’s raining i don’t have any food i’m poor all right if i even nudge the ground i’m dead i’m better than dead i’m done please i think i just eat

With them cows at oh that feels good i’m rejuvenation this feels so dramatic this is the most dramatic farming that has ever been done there we go okay oh it’s a cute little bunny it’s a cute little bunny my only friend the bunny funny dead you’re so dead you’re so dead yeah

Dead no me he died for nothing well fellas we got diamond yeah oh i only got eight all right next time in next episode we’re gonna find a friend i hope smash like subscribe for more epic minecraft to pros and tips this has been episode place your bets

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