Minecraft But I’m My Friend’s GUARDIAN ANGEL!

I am a Minecraft Guardian Angel my job is to protect any player that needs my help and when one of my friends gets bullied I’m there to protect her but if she turns evil should I still protect her no matter what Fails [Laughter] you know just having a little fun Water there you go Casey hey calm down um I can help you fix it no I don’t know Whoop I’m gonna go evil I’m gonna get my riff um oh yeah Casey’s gonna need help with that um I know she may be really mad but she needs a guardian angel right now

Especially after her Cat Cafe blew up please Dakota you’re okay here let me give this a shot maybe if I were to eat this and then uh okay let’s see I need to be a guardian angel for Casey let’s see perfect huh she’ll never know it was me all right

Casey’s no or in her house I can’t find her on the server where did she go she’s just huh Poor Casey just wanted a cat cafe maybe maybe they can see what kind of magic this stuff does let’s see what Fortune does Amazing I know this just needs a little extra Pizzazz oh she’s gonna spray paint something super cute huh what oh that’s so much better people need to know I’m a bad girl that way they don’t will mess with me oh Casey I’ll be good yeah be good Casey oh my gosh Okay Angel oh you can help notices oh no um this girl’s not good at being evil I need to show her the good side let me see I could try to get some if I give her something she likes let’s see good kitty cats we’re Cat Cafe oh you’re so cute

But I don’t like cute anymore I’m gonna use them as weapons what he has weapons get their tail and wave them around sorry kitties I don’t think she’s gonna do that but oh what is that Oh this isn’t working uh let’s see maybe I can help her maybe she’s so fast Oh my goodness okay oh thank you um how about you calm down with some Christmas cake there you go slow okay okay maybe I just need to do some baking to feel better maybe I can help her out and Inspire her by giving her some chest

Full of items huh oh thank you little Guardian Angel buddy yeah there we go some more chests and stuff we’re gonna put some right there all right I heard your cat cafe got exploded but don’t worry I’m going to help you make everything better all right actually there we go perfect

How could he do that even hey leave her alone what mosquito get out of here anyway where was I gotta turn this baby on and let the magic happen huh perfect Again Hold on hold on hold on just just ah wow I feel like I’ve been touched my God Won’t taste any good any good okay you know what no evil plots but we can totally get back as in I’m just going to carry him out like this I’ll get him out of here and then I can help her like this and put some feathers on him feathers Oh thanks for helping me you’re such a good guardian angel I might have gotten anger out of my system nice all right I hope she still stays good I think I can keep her up Casey hi how’s it going okay I don’t want any bad info

No no no I listen I just want one order of cats listen you know uh Casey and Casey’s weird butterfly thingy I’m sorry about earlier may I please have a very cute cat to pet Um you’re gonna pet and oh you know what Ian doesn’t know you know it I knew it I got it I gotta do something about this I gotta let’s see maybe I could go got it he tripped over it nice what is this what it’s fine you know I’ll take this too Oh

Yay that’s great okay you know what you know what I think it’s time that you took a break huh oh oh hey this is why being evil is the only way to be can’t believe you say this but get him get him bro

Okay oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh what is that is oh yeah oh you know what um Okay there we go to a break from all this whole Cafe business that’s right you just got Just gotta be all good and hopefully she’s good great Guardian Angel so far what is that huh sad oh oh those are great Is it you doing that whoa where’d these fleas come from nothing um hey your weird dog is looking to me look she’s a guardian angel also leave me alone no you’re funny when you’re evil do it again I’m not gonna let You don’t even acknowledge about if I do this Everyone knows Casey doesn’t like water Yeah that was funny okay maybe I took things a little too far but uh come on come on Let me see if I can get her a nice meal okay there we go and meal oh it’s whoa whoa it is a evil chicken how did I say that okay oh he’s so cute evil chicken’s pretty good um I gotta try some other food I mean I

Have cake but I want to you know have her have too much cake I feel so much better okay just let her relax for a little bit and uh nice and relaxed where’s this chicken going to teach Casey to kick me away oh is that a chicken uh oh wow Get out of here oh my goodness oh is this a deviled egg what is this a deviled egg I don’t want this thing uh okay hmm can I offer you an egg in this trying time you can have it I don’t want it what do you want oh oh

Yeah he looks pretty good it’s a spicy egg oh I don’t feel so good good I feel I can’t wait to help my friends good of course she’s good and everything is good we’re all good here what happened Roy annoying oh hey Casey not gonna say names but someone exploded my barn and

Let all my cows out ah it was Ian knew it oh my very little guy oh oh she that’s cute hi there I will Guardian Angel oh look at it I’m so jealous I want a Guardian Angel yeah I wonder if I were to help these cows

Look at that she just saw huh beautiful Holy Ghost Oh thanks Casey hey Guardian Angel any chance you could uh you know uh maybe uh be a puppy or give you a sheep or give me something better you know get a little more apartment after that okay where are you going go go go go go go okay So uh how about that puppy or you know at some more holy cows yeah all the holy cows 9 million holy cows yay 9 000 million holy cows or ten maybe all right you feel better she felt pretty good got like a little hilly thing huh perfect yeah So uh yeah you know maybe how about those holy cows maybe one all of them yes Don’t forget holy cows what was that about TNT Pierce look at Casey just fishing having a good old time this will keep her calm and good nice Oh hey fairy and it’s it’s you aphmau I knew it I knew you were the fairy all along wow hey just because you can understand me now uh you can’t tell that I can tell it’s you because your face I’ll tell you something about my face

It’s evil you see I learned that you became a guardian angel and I’m here to be a guardian devil wait did you get that from the deviled egg oh man I shouldn’t have given that to you I knew it was weird yeah and it tasted awful thank you very much anyway

Casey is better when she’s evil so I’m here to help her no oh oh no don’t look at him oh oh no no no no they’re Guardian Angel no this is Guardian jump hey Casey a question for you hey how’s it going all right hey can

I buy a garden angel for a bit because I could really use something wait hey Oh is this oh no Pierce punched her in the water what did that oh yeah I promise I didn’t do that I have another idea I must be the one Guardian angeling her oh I’m just gonna show her something like oh guys the noise steal all of Casey’s cats I can’t explain

Oh my God here we have the first one villain Casey aren’t you tired of being normal and calm don’t you want to just be evil Casey going over here what is going on my newborn Casey what’s happening I said I could explain what is going on I’m flying once today okay

What’s going on with you what what is this I’m trying to help you hey what are you doing okay here just just look at me breathe Never steal anything from you right oh this is going so good nothing can ruin this oh God Zane has been mean to you he doesn’t want you doing what do you mean I’m just trying to help I’m evil What is it doing come on it’s more fun this way No one said being evil might be easy Don’t do that wait uh oh that is my house oh heck okay I know this is silly but maybe a cake with sprinkles huh wait Casey no resist the cake I know how much she loves sprinkles see they’re all safe nice and safe okay Just gonna feed him he wouldn’t do anything sir see that’s the sweet reward of being good you get kids and I decided not to hurt anyone this time no no yes look it’s a lot more game hey guys yes wait what um get out of here [Applause] Oh that angel sent him to the heavens all right now everybody is safe okay everything should be good a little better at least eat that cake though