Minecraft, But It Gets More Cursed Every Minute

By the end of this video this will be the most cursed minecraft you’ve ever seen challenge one harvest wheat bro we need a hoe put ow the tree’s attacked what do you want mate you wanna scrap with me you piece of wood it’s a little cactus tree okay

I’m actually gonna die just mining up wood actually that makes a lot of sense but no this is minecraft what is this the bootleg version the fake version here okay minecraft this is this is not right this is this i don’t understand all right look i’m just not gonna punch any more

Trees i’m getting us our seeds all right i got seeds you got the hoe this looks so stupid bro this tree is looking at me funny i will finish this entire tree even if it kills me it’s definitely going to kill you dude well i mean that was your fault that was

Definitely going to happen all right oh bro bro look at this stick look at it it’s straight it’s vertical oh this stick is actually cursed you’re not even holding your fingers aren’t even touching i see one pixel connected i am a magician i am using the force on this hoe

Why is it so weird to hold what okay let’s plant out these seeds put put hoot dangle the seeds all right ethan we’re gonna get some wheat and where are we going today wants to scrap we’re gonna wait for this weed to go and win the monuments

I like money we broke minecraft 20 minutes later and the crops still weren’t growing you craft better get to grow and you go and get booty stomped in through to a buddhist storm wait even in this fart on our crops uh no that was the uh the floorboards yes

How dare you accuse me of such a heinous crime i’m not i definitely heard it but for the first time i’m gonna say keep doing it because it actually made the crops grow wait what oh okay all right give us the seeds oh yeah wheat harvested it’s also vertical in my

Inventory this is this painful challenge cherry craft ah jordan i misplace me cubes how did that happen here’s the twist every time we beat a challenge the game makers add new mods making minecraft even more cursed this isn’t even minecraft anymore it has curves minecraft is curvy and it has

Trees and a sign i’m pretty certain it has always had those things ethan no but this time the sticks are holy wait no no no that wasn’t there before this must be here from the gamemakers maybe it’s to help us craft our half slab but what would we

Use sticks for okay this is this is a troll easter this whole video is a troll all right sticks are however they say stick what is this how did you place this okay i’m gonna i’m just gonna turn my head and pretend i never saw that i

Never saw that and just like that challenge completely what what what did you do i don’t know what i did what did you do my eyes are burning i’m sorry for bringing this up on the world wait but ethan the challenge didn’t complete what ha that wasn’t it but this is a half

Block they’re cursed they’re kind of wacky i don’t understand okay well i mean that is terrifying but it’s not what we were trying to do maybe it does have something to do with sticks but how i just i don’t get it um what can we use it for

Uh maybe if we just put i don’t know i’m just putting sticks randomly at the crafting table here ethan i’m literally trying anything now ethan wait yo i made something called a frame block bro and i made a slow these are cubes maybe if we

Put them in a slant i think i figured it i know what we had to do look at this this is a framed slant all right look at this mud stuff all right it looks like mine okay bro stop no it’s different it’s an actual half but how do we

The challenge still isn’t completed maybe we need to click on it with a block bro look at that triangle block i made it yo and it pops out what dude bro imagine you could literally make any block into a triangle i have triangle powers challenge three kill five hostile knobs

No no no no no no the green ink what happened to the floor is this roblox fortnite what is this trash this is how it starts mine dude emergency balling on a budget what happened to my hotbar whatever my what oh my god look at my heart what is that thing

I’m gonna you on the head look out no no no no you want me leave me alone somebody’s gonna oh my goodness get the normal things we need normal this what seven bro okay uh i don’t want to punch guys well that is definitely what is happening to this what do you think

Happened to our heart blocks could they have gotten any worse bro what is this what is this thing i do look like what is that what is that thing oh my goodness dude i can’t tell my how much health i’m on my heart oh I don’t know where you are but i’m going down i’m going to ten buck two i’m out so we ran there ain’t no way we’re facing those demons without some weapons and armor first ethan look what they did to the poor pigs they just smushed him

And made him stand upright we must have benjamin i will avenge you mr pig it’s going to be a big problem are you kidding me a creeper in disguise we only have to kill five john let’s just get this done two go go go please come on come on any day down

Three four okay we got three i got another one is that four four we need one more five yes seven we’re the best let’s move on challenge i have this crafting recipe here from the game makers it doesn’t make much sense you’re just gonna have to trust me

On this one okay i need stone iron and sugarcane what did you say we’re trying to make rock candy we’re trying to create a farm we’re farming the iron right we can’t just take it out of the ground i mean the iron ore fight i have a cane and you can

Also have gun powder because you might be able to get something all right i got a furnace bro look at the furnace look look at what is this what it what is this that i use cobblestones literally This is not correct this is this is wrong this is just i don’t believe this yes okay we’ve got nine iron ingots they are vertical but it doesn’t matter we also have three stone which looks like deep slate why don’t you plate in your hand what is this

It’s stone all right just trust it okay block of iron deep slate on the top and bottom i mean stone it’s confusing man what is that what is okay we need water trust just find me water it’s not working ethan it won’t grow next to the

Water uh well it is stone isn’t it you can’t really walk oh wait maybe it needs lava oh lava i’m on it boss let’s burn this place what happened to obsidian jordan they literally look i don’t know this is what i needed across that’s so cool wait why is it metal what

Is this what is this just try not to think about it too hard or your brain will hurt my brain hurts just by thinking challenge five zero to the opposite dimension the game makers have again given us some cursed crafting recipes so we started collecting what we

Needed uh i smelted the floated steel and i gotta steal in flint that doesn’t make any sense i don’t know did you figure out how to get mirrors yet yes i have 28 mirrors fantastic all right build the portal i’m just glad the textures are back to normal it can’t get

Worse than those they were literally burning my eyes out dude i don’t know it’s mirror blocks we’re making a mirror portal but i can’t see a reflection look i can tell my health and hunger that’s all that matters now ready three two one bang oh my goodness yo what is that

Bottle to the opposite dimension all right let’s go uh ethan what is that what happened to it oh my what are they training for oh my god wait look out there are witches everywhere wait they’re not attacking me bro they’re villages wait no this guy’s a witch is he

Friendly i’m so good what is Wait seriously what is happening here what is it what is this obsidian look at these trees in the water we got these zombies over here they’re not burning ethan the zombies aren’t burning this is what curse where’s the skeleton oh my god they turned loud This is so much dude the water isn’t even flowing how is this wait physics it’s just not funny okay yo hey look we got some chickens at least these are actual animals okay thank goodness bro look wait what are they doing nothing