Minecraft, But Mobs Can Talk

My friend Kevin and I stole this magical microphone from the Resident Evil mad scientist Mogi why will this microphone lets any mob talk in Minecraft can I use this mic and convince moms to help me beat the game before Moki catches me quiet Kevin I think right there in that

Barrel is where the microphone is we just have to get over to it okay okay careful careful careful I see mogi’s name tag we have to be very careful and I’m going I’m going I’m going okay quiet you know what’s in here okay I’m taking

It ready three two one go I got it I got it I got it I got it what are you talking about bro it’s hot dude I I know you can’t just go we gotta get out of here oh my God bro the mic actually works we can talk

Tomorrow dude dude they sound so nice I wanna be their friend Kevin they want to kill you they don’t want to be your friend at all no Kevin come on we gotta get out of here okay let’s go chase us let’s go come on Kev come on Kev we need

To get a little bit more away okay okay dude honestly I think we’re good moki’s probably not gonna fight us for a little bit I say we test out the microphone I’m so hard for this oh yo wait hold up a cow wait which cow should I choose yo oh

My gosh wait this is actually so cool just wait no dude let the cow choose us ah yes Mr a cow uh come and speak to me I please I don’t hear anything I don’t hear anything wait you didn’t say please dude oh please

Mr Cow speak to me oh man I can talk wait Kevin are you hearing this this is insane yeah dude oh wow oh this is crazy man uh I’m a cow bro people milk me wait is that moose I don’t know if I want to milk him bro he’s literally uh

That’s a little bit sus if you ask me but but dude he’s a cow I can’t I can’t live like this I’m changing my life I’m going to Farming Simulator it’s the only way wait where’s he farming dude how did you make a cow quit Minecraft bro I did

Not expect okay okay hold up we were able to talk to a cow why don’t we talk to a pig I always refer to pigs as bacon strips why don’t we go find a pick to talk to you okay there’s got to be one somewhere around here bro yo look I see

Some pigs over there right over there yo come on come on come on hello Piggies Piggies Piggies which one would like to speak to me this one this one hello piggy hey you can hear me what the heck Kevin why does why does this pig sound like Mr

Beast I thought it was a bacon strip no yeah his name is Chris P bacon crispy bacon uh Deez Nuts sorry sorry why does it sound like Mr Beast exactly I’m kind of confused oh wait wait just die wait wait wait what just happened do you know what happened

Okay come on come on Kevin there’s a portal right here come on there’s a portal wait wait if there’s Flint steel we might be able to escape to the nether well they say good bogan’s so close to us come on yes yes yes yes take this

Hurry and Bob okay let’s go get it get it get it here come on yo this is so bad okay okay is not far from us we need to find a way okay wait wait hold up Kevin what if there’s another mob somewhere in the nether we could talk to imagine talking

To aghast dude I want to talk to a Wither yo Loki a Wither would actually be sick okay we kind of need I wonder if we can convince one of the mobs to defend us against Mogi that would be actually insane yo there’s literally a wither skeleton

Right there wait hold up what if we try go talk to the Wither Skeleton I have the microphone still we haven’t lost it okay okay dude let’s try it yes yes come on come on hey dude what’s up bro Wither Skeleton do you understand what I’m saying I am

Speaking Wither Skeleton language dude I like donuts no Kevin what no that’s the no way okay hi we’re the skeleton do you understand us yes oh my God yo yo yo yo yo okay okay Wither Skeleton listen could you help us with something I I yes

Oh my okay okay listen one of our friends his name is Mogi he’s purple he’s got full diamond armor he probably wants to come and kill you actually um he’s chasing us because he wants this magic microphone okay but I kind of want to keep it can you guard the portal and

Make sure he doesn’t kill us please oh my God oh my God oh my God this is actually changed okay okay uh can you follow me do you understand follow like a dog come from this way where are you going no no I got it I got it ready dude

Uh potato this way potato maybe if that actually works no way okay Kevin we gotta go up this way no potato well Mr weather potato this way yo this is I did not know where the skeletons like potatoes bro that’s so weird okay bring them to the portal right here and

We should be good come on potato wither potato realistically who doesn’t like potatoes right either skeleton bro it’s literally a dead skeleton well then again skeleton’s already dead so it’s a little weird dude yes this is the portal right here with her skeleton we need you

To stay here and guard it if you see anyone else but us come through this kill them right away Kevin let’s get a move on okay I’m gonna go somewhere um dude I literally can’t believe there’s a wither skeleton working with us right now who would have thought of this and

If you guys are new to the channel be sure to leave a like And subscribe right now okay uh this is actually insane bro he’s still chilling he’s literally our full-time bodyguard at this point bro we could literally beat the Ender Dragon with this guy The moment that Mogi gets away from the portal we’re rushing forward oh my God oh my God oh my God okay ready ready careful go go Kevin let’s go let’s go let’s go right now let’s go let’s go let’s go we’re gonna go away the portal in the

Portal no no way this works come back here oh my God this is insane oh my god oh this is awkward this is awkward oh Kevin come on come on come on you made that jump dude let’s go Kevin oh thank goodness Okay Okay Kevin this is

Actually way too overpowered I think the one thing that we probably should consider doing is going to the end bro that would be the craziest battle Okay Kevin listen I think it’d be really sick if we try and beat the end but I think we can utilize more mobs that we talk to

Like even you know a chicken my favorite protein chicken bro you know what yeah all he’s doing is hissing like a cat hey stop it it seems like creepers aren’t nice like wither skeletons are okay we gotta keep moving we gotta get we gotta get away from that another

Portal bro Bogey’s gonna come through any second come on Kev we gotta keep going okay we gotta keep going what we’ve been running forever Yeah you haven’t seen a chicken hi chicken wait Kevin why are you wasting time with this chicken bro dude dude you had your chance to talk to cows and pigs I’m gonna talk to chicken well why don’t we let the chicken he is talking is he Spanish the chicken is Spanish Kevin I’ve

Watched a little bit of doors I’ve watched Dora dude we’re fine what what he’s essentially is saying is um he’s speaking Spanish so I want to say watch okay you’re gonna speak to the chicken I’m gonna speak to the Sheep okay um hi Mr sheep how are you up I mean

Did you hear that too yeah okay what is the Spanish chicken saying Kevin I don’t understand wait wait wait I think he wants us to follow him dude look wait he could be leading us to the biggest trap ever do you know how many chickens you’ve probably killed in

Minecraft bro he might just want revenge for all the times we’ve killed chickens dude realistically he probably likes chicken fingers and fries just as much as you do why don’t you ask him I don’t speak Spanish oh he oh he has a house dude what is this wait

Where does this go wait are you leading us to a death trap he shook his head yes Kevin he literally no this is okay you know what this is better because it’s farther away from Mogi so this ain’t a bad thing this is a long way down let’s say Kevin is if this

Spanish chicken leads us to our death I’m blaming it all on you okay this is all your fault oh look he’s funny is there water at the end oh there is water Kevin um wait a second is this the strong hold exactly no dude the chicken just has a

Really nice palace wait where where exactly are we I’m kind of confused what in the world is it hey dude that’s so Rude stop going through his home he didn’t take us here yet I don’t even know where the chicken went Mr Chicken I think the chicken’s gone

Kevin Kev this is literally a waste of time that’s Spanish chicken lettuce to a death trap dude you don’t know that let’s just go here pick a door let’s go through it and see if it comes like the only promising one there’s literally a staircase here bro but if I die like I

Said I’m blaming all of this on you Kev where in the world even are we bro wait a second what in the world is just like some underground laboratory of mobs or something bro this is actually insane I’ve never seen something like this before you want to take back what you

Said now dude oh my God oh my God kill it kill it ow I’m leaving it I’m leaving it I’m leaving it I’m leaving oh my God I guess I’m leaving it too run through run through run through come on Kevin I’m coming I’m coming we’re just going bro

Kevin I see beds over here I see beds oh my God wait where what in the world is this wait is there anything in here empty empty apples apples empty apples take the bread take the bread got it no leave the zombie leave the zombie come

On Kev we gotta get out of here okay why are there torches everywhere here wait cap maybe this is the way possibly oh dude dude look where does this go oh my God what in the world ignore the skeleton ignore the skeleton wait yo Kev look there’s like prison cells here bro

What is this wait a second there’s a letter here Spawner in this one there’s a letter here just pull it what did that do oh wait it’s The End Portal this is it oh my God Kev bro this is the coolest stronghold I’ve ever seen wait what is

Even inside of this chess cap yo Kevin open the chest what open the chest open the chest oh what what okay listen we don’t have any Eyes of Ender we need to somehow we need to somehow find a way to get Eyes of Ender uh oh God uh uh Enderman

Do you understand do you understand what I’m saying to you he’s not aggro me Kevin I think he understands he wants an andesite wall okay don’t even question okay we’ll get you an andeside wall and you’ll get us uh wait uh let’s see uh one two three

Four five six seven eight nine ten we need ten isovender deal what in the world this is okay I’m actually this is so weird we had a Spanish chicken sheep that sounds like a human Mr Beast YouTubers what is happening right now okay Enderman can you understand me

Here’s your andesite wall there it is okay right there in an apple I don’t think he really wants an apple Kevin but sure that works okay you got a Santa side wall please actually I hope he doesn’t scam us bro if he scams us it’s gonna be the first time I’ve been scam

By an Enderman oh my God he gave it to us yo yo yo yo yo he’s giving it to us this is this is insane dude watch out for the silverfish I know yo this is ridiculous bro six seven eight nine and ten oh my God yo cap this is it dude

It was the Apple thank you everybody yeah I think it was the apple and he’s off yeah and he’s off look at he’s gone and he is and he just walked away okay all right two three four five six seven eight nine nine ten oh my God Kevin oh okay all right Kevin

Careful I’m going in Kevin going in what are you doing what’s wrong what’s wrong why are you kidding my silverfish Kevin they’re not yours they’ve been there forever jump in the portal Kevin okay I’m getting yourself I’m getting us up and out of here okay no we don’t have

We don’t have any time whatsoever Kevin what if we could talk to the dragon oh my gosh I never actually thought about that okay let’s go get up here thanks man okay let’s go let’s go all right there he is there he is there’s the dragon there’s the dragon there’s the

Dragon right there Fred dragon can you understand me try again oh wait yo he doesn’t seem like I heard us yo oh my oh my gosh bro this is weird dude this is insane we’re talking to the freaking Dragon bro I don’t like this is too much

What are you doing what are you doing okay no you killed the dragon mokey Smokey why would you do that Kevin I don’t know what to do we can’t we can’t fight against Smokey we have nothing dude what do we do now I don’t know um monkey calm down wait give me my

Microphone no I’m keeping it Kevin I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do Kev oh you have to do is give me my microphone no monkey you’re not getting the mic back this is ours now it’s ourselves all you have to do is

Give me that microphone no you won’t be in any trouble don’t be any trouble give me the microphone and you can return safely oh you want this microphone you mean yeah gracias what is happening right now don’t think we’re ready to watch my newest video I’ll see you in the next one bye