Minecraft but NEW WHO’S YOUR DADDY!

And with the oh right here This is who’s your daddy players must save babies from their ultimate dude fail to protect the babies and you will suffer the punishment whoa whoa I’m a baby baby okay all right baby Powers we got some noodles all right oh hey okay kids there’s a little bundles of Joy yeah

Okay all right I see one of you has already gone out of the pen nope yeah baby oh okay okay you got it okay little lady you need to get down from there right this instead no no no diapers I did not teach you to have that in your vocabulary oh my God

Uh I believe I just did hey father how could you let me go let me go oh no okay oh is this Saints room how fun you should not be I got noodle arms dirty diapers uh I think I’ll be enjoying this myself thank you oh joy this is myself thank

You no no no no you do not take care of that oh man it’s replenishing my health Baba I’m gonna put inside this ah did I not put protectors on these things same get away from me Now you’re not allowed outside let’s go what about the neighbors now she’s not in a confined space I’d be immediately lost her Zane I’m on it okay okay she went in here can you catch me you can’t catch me oh yeah stop it got him oh There She Goes

Bad that’s bad oh yeah it’s very bad obviously okay I’m starting to think we need a smaller house starting to wonder why we needed such a big space for this Kim Kim wait I’m free Kim stay here in the kitchen because I’ve got cookies and if you’re good I’ll let you have one eat cookies cookie

Oh no you can have a cookie too see if you’re a good little kids that no I’m just telling them that they couldn’t bribe them oh cactuses this is not the Zen Garden our Desert Sun Garden Hogs all right that is enough of that I know out of the water yeah oh that’s

Not long enough okay okay you can’t give them cookies and cookies give them gas oh hey I can burn down the house with this wait what oh I died yeah I’ve got to stop this okay you know what yeah I I think you’re right we’ll put her in the pen uh everything’s gonna

Be fine and uh not to worry right here all right the bathroom tie her up Not party yeah go to the bathroom where’d she go oh what’s that let’s find out babies Oh what is look at that circus oh what uh a circus it goes yeah it’s the perfect day to take these kids to a circus oh yeah of course it’s always a good idea to bring youngsters to a place of Wonder Whimsy and live animals oh I want to see

Those animals come on kids let’s go I want to see the monkey is there monkey there’s monkeys [Applause] oh [Applause] there’s a rotten hot dog I’m gonna eat it I thought it was just multi-colored for fun you know multi-colored hot dogs I don’t know maybe they throw like food coloring on the bun or something and make it you know circus hot dog oh no no no do you don’t go okay yeah we gotta we got some of our game now Ian

Come on let’s go we got this yeah yeah I’m I’m eating some hot chips [Applause] let’s see the show for a little bit there’s fire in there look at me I’m a lion I’m a lion ladies and gentlemen watch and be amazed as our Fierce lion performs for your amazement yeah

Yeah I’m gonna jump through this fire hoop that’s totally dangerous because Lions should never have been able to go through fire I’m gonna climb up this whole big ladder oh no I want to go I’m a pirate I’m gonna be at the top this is no time for trapeze babies

Lion cage control do not touch get out of here lion cage Why would they have the control for that all the way up there look at them no no no no no no you don’t know come on lions let’s go oh my God the Lion’s got me and Kim I got stuck with the monkeys no no no no no no no no Now we’re stuck Kim I’m over here why should I stay in the cage [Applause] here wow oh look at Monkey monkey’s so cute now we’re stuck with the gorilla this is your life now I think he likes you Kim oh what a gentleman oh where are we are we in a place

Kim I wanna bounce on the trampolines oh balance time yeah I have an impeccable balance all right we’re gonna balance all together hey how about get out of the bed hey it damages usually we can win here Tim Scott me oh no red come on come on smelly adults I’m not smelling you’re

Smelly no you’re smelly I’m eating this rotten pizza you don’t know how old that pizza is wow Tim I don’t know um I don’t know what to do about this baby wow soda babies right now okay baby you cannot have this soda Pizza I think we gotta get her out here

Baby used to drive cars everything about drive to Freedom you’re gonna have to pull over no you can’t stop me oh hey fire noise oh I’m sure you are Stop in the Name of I’m an adult Dave where are you oh I’m just uh staying warm over here

Oh yeah it’s a little hot after the trampoline so I’m just uh yeah We’ll put the fire out oh okay okay let’s see uh I’m just gonna have a little bit of this No more fire go go go go go get him in the bathroom oh no we did it nice can I play it again oh I think are we I think a parrots are Corinth brought us here but I think it was Castle oh they should be around here

See I think golf should be a nice relaxing time for them you know just a little bit of like culture building and things like that I don’t know they could get lost or something hey Zane how do you golf how do you play yeah what do we

Do what do we do it’s absolutely simple uh let’s go ahead and start at one of these holes over here oh here we go so you golf by using one of them alligator oh and there’s food here oh I want you to be more delicious with the Gators that’s a gator it’s chasing me it won’t see me Inspire is he okay [Laughter] oh my God who made this place okay I want to play golf here oh yeah I want to play golf I

Can’t get out of the water yeah I want to play golf if I can get back out of the water I will show you here we go okay that is not where you play golf yeah yeah I can’t swim okay then get over here oh thank you thank you thank you

Thank you thank you so how do you play golf with this wow [Applause] we don’t use not to play golf at all the golf club I want to play okay just start back over here so we use that and we take a ball and you say golf [Laughter]

May have had a little bit of idea on how to use it but I’m in the water yeah I got swaddled why are these things here are we in Florida yes what is this a baby well I can see myself oh no I see you I’m trying YouTube hang on I’m busy here

Look look I gotta I got a hot dog Jada really likes me okay um I’ll eat the hot dog I’m trying Oh yeah I’ve always wanted to drive come on okay is it a problem okay on the way I’m not sorry anymore finally back up on land I’m coming to you okay let’s go Die die faster I’m driving faster but Mom is catching Me Up and Dance you want a ride yeah let’s get the alligators nothing in the parenting books about this hey Mr Alligator let’s go around the corner I’m going this way um out of the house I’m trying to drive the car out of

Here but it’s not working okay Zane we have one Mission our mission is to cause trouble as a baby that means that we have to destroy us yeah because babies are cute but they’re so cute that if you look in their eyes you’ll do it yeah we are the Ultimate

Self-destruction Machine yes let’s go work on it now let me show you something this is an outlet if you do this okay come over here let me show you this can I found the outlet cover that’s not the room no no okay okay this is it remember we’re babysitting but

Okay oh uh Zane up here okay I’m sure there’s much wandering here where are you where are you guys okay there you are Oh come on come on let’s go let’s go let’s go there we go now that outlet has a cover the other swaddles are fine gaming it’s fine I had to do everything around here okay here there’s a laundry machine right over here and if you go inside of the laundry

Sorry I’m just a little uh oh okay I’m just gonna get back here no no no hey they got car you gotta keep them busy I’m putting all the outlet covers on ooh cars there’s a lot of outlets oh you can’t move the car because they didn’t put gas

Because they don’t have no money why do we have a house this big hey This is my best friend my Cactus when I come see me you know the cactuses yeah the cactuses they live next door I’m gonna hide it over here I know that’s not the actual plural thing for it but it’s a very good baby I didn’t know any better all right

Now stop what is she doing fine up to this roof I’m right behind you oh can’t you get up to the roof do you have propelling parts supply of gas at our disposal I’m gonna take a nap I’m gonna take a nap is it all right to lay on my stomach

I can’t remember yes yeah I don’t remember we don’t have memories because we’re a baby okay but let me see there’s what good is our brain at this point okay so here if you’re next to the drain in there oh okay okay go pull it too quiet First you’re asking why I’m screaming no get out Two for one wow the drain just just got us man