Minecraft but the Mobs can Level Up

Another day another adventure although i feel like i’m a little small i can’t even see over the grass it’s like that meme where homer just goes into the grass what the heck only have one heart dude i gotta like high jump to get up a

Single block you see at the top i get a level one up there there’s a sheep over here there’s a five next to them are you a level five sheep oh goodness please don’t eat me i’m a small cute innocent crafty what the heck was that did you

Guys see that oh what’s going on over here hello holy oh oh god no no no no i don’t like this that’s a scary looking creeper dude hi buddy oh right the ultimate creeper level 100. if we gotta fight mobs like that i definitely have

To find a way to level up here can i punch you you beautiful little chicken dude i can’t even hit him am i too weak to kill a chicken dude let me make some tools here can i attack you now yeah oh i can come here chicken level me up i

Got a tiny bit of experience okay killing chickens is not gonna work there’s name tags baby creeper oh oh i gotta take out baby creepers i’m gonna feel bad oh gosh wow okay well they’re not so dangerous they let off little fireworks yeah level two i got two

Hearts now instead of one although i am still pretty small let’s see what else we can take on to level up ooh hey check it out guys we found ourselves a village oh my gosh and a puppy angry puppy at that hi little guy he

Might be a puppy to the world but to me he’s a full-blown wolf that guy’s as big as i am you guys know of any way i can level up okay please slam the door right on my face can i take out pigs this time okay only

That gave me a lot of experience actually level three here we come and that should give us level five holy cow all right i’m still not any bigger but uh that’s okay i at least got myself five hearts so does that mean that creeper has a hundred hearts dude oh man

Normal steps to them but giant leaps for me you guys have anything fun i can st uh borrow diamonds i’ll take those i could make a sword but i don’t know what i want to do with diamonds yet i might just hold on to them for now although i

Am going to wait for it to turn nighttime and then start battling some real mobs i only fight mobs when i have pants on i’m gonna assume that aggressive mobs are gonna be higher level than the passive mobs so i gotta be a little careful here dude here we go

Level 10 creeper oh man i don’t know what kind of damage they can do this might be just a normal creeper though that’s nice stand back you foul monster okay we got him that was some good experience hopefully with my small and agile body uh arrows from skeletons

Won’t be so bad oh god no no no no no i don’t have enough hearts for this man okay okay okay i have three hard slaps can i do this straightforward oh i’m a legend dude and a level 10. ah yes i hit my growth spurt look at me now and i eat

A celebratory apple oh my gosh am i ready for a level 10 enderman we can hide yeah i don’t like this i don’t like this oh i was not ready for this get back i do like my iron pan although i might have turned them to leather pants after this level

10 man this feels good i’m basically already back to my normal minecraft cell so from here i should just get more and more overpowered that’s gonna be cool well that was enough action for one day we shall sleep in this bed that used to be white don’t ask why good morning time

To level up my dude hi buddy man these villagers are so rude he just turned around as soon as he saw me oh man there’s a huge house over here well i might as well explore i shall ring the doorbell hello oh there’s somebody inside businessman yes hi business hold

On let me put my business pants on there we go they’re the same pants because i’m always doing business nice house dude my goodness so this is what level 25 looks like huh what do you have to trade holy cow i’m gonna be honest my man these

Prices are pretty ridiculous but i am not gonna complain dude so it looks like i can trade iron ingots for emerald and then i could use those emeralds to buy diamond stuff all right my good man i’ll be back i’m gonna go get some iron real

Quick all right that should be plenty of them let’s go trade our business man ouch oh no guys i found a wolf pack in this cane no no no no good puppies good puppies oh gosh you’d have to block the exit to the cave dude thankfully my

Business pants are keeping me safe okay we’re almost down stop it dude level 15. whoa i’ve got a new skin now and there’s the house looks like i got a nice fresh pair of steel skin and yes it’s steel skin but no i did not steal it hold up

Mr businessman i gotta do some smelting put a couple in there and a couple in there the least friendly villagers i’ve ever seen in my life they straight up will not even make eye contact with me there you go hello mr businessman i’m here to do business

Oh sorry is this your office what the heck is going on right now all right so if i give him all of the iron i have uh maybe not all of it let’s give him half oh you drive a hard bargain my man now that i have the emeralds are you just

Gonna scam me and not let me have any hey don’t scam me dude let me trade with you again two emeralds for a diamond sword we’ll get a helmet we’ll get a chest plate dude and i still have emeralds left over i guess i’ll get a

Spoon okay all right well thank you my man it’s been fun this guy is so weird hopefully he knows what he was doing i still have emeralds left over i don’t even want to ask where he got these diamonds from we found something interesting looks like level 25 mobs

Down there oh i gotta be careful here don’t explode me please that was powerful okay didn’t die i didn’t even take off a single heart man all right i’m chilling i’ll mount you on my golden mantle easy peasy dude level 25 ah snap oh feeling strong that must

Mean that the businessman had to fight off some serious mobs respect oh i just noticed i have two health bars now ugh you smell that smells like smoke or something smell through the screen smells like the subscribe button ah that’s gotta be it holy cow i don’t know

What kind of mob did damage like this i mean i dealt with the level 100 creeper but he wasn’t doing this this seems like a level thousand or something i don’t see any big bad boy boss i think we’re okay oh i take it back there are some

Bad guys in here looks like a nether hound they are only level 25 yo what’s up big dog not friendly you are not friendly okay i’m on fire come at me dude oh they’re not doing any damage at all crushing this there we go one last

Hound come here buddy oh easy time yeah level 35 already that gave me fire resistance i have fire in my eyeball feels like a nice war what the heck was that what i can shoot out diamonds now like diamond arrows i guess hello skeleton friend yeah yeah take this

They actually do work as projectiles that’s kind of awesome well we’ll keep that handy and hopefully i don’t have to owe somebody those diamonds later i only have two diamonds i don’t even know what i’m shooting yeah oh yeah got him oh man this is turning

Out to be quite the adventure oh hey a ruined portal oh gosh what is that a warlock hello mr warlock oh gosh this might be battle time level 25 i don’t think he should be too bad he’s always waving at me oh he’s not waving at me oh gosh okay diamond attack imagine

Fighting a guy he just throws diamonds at you diamond fury oh man okay we’re gonna take this warlock out stop trying to attack me with alligators yeah got him no problem ah you too walk the path of power an ever-ascending path requiring battle that never ends

You might be a warlock but you should try war less or uh you know what i mean right yeah i kind of see what you’re going with that you know like less war like like have less war i get it i get it now what are you doing here just

Inciting chaos you cannot stop the escalation it will soon spiral out of control what does he mean by that the escalation it will soon spiral out of control well i’m not gonna think too much about it but i am gonna snag a piece of this gold

Up here nice all right moving on let’s find some more bad guys to conquer well we found a little campground here gosh this does not look like a campground a destroyer level 50 okay this guy might be a little tougher than the last guy hey big stinky dude gosh he definitely

Has been uh up to something no good oh i threw my sword on accident oh that is so embarrassing oh no no no oh he scared me no no please please please gosh okay he does a lot of damage oh my heart come on dude he took out my hearts

And now i’m at half health this is not okay shoot some of these long range there we go that’ll do it oh man he’s burning the whole place down yeah oh i got him i’m level 50 dude that’s awesome i got red eyes now every generation

That’s gonna be great i don’t like that i lost all my hearts though i hope i can get that back at some point and i have this surging feeling that i’m stronger now too if i punch you with a piece of gold are you just gonna die okay i’m not

That strong yet but i i am stronger level 50 dude halfway until we could maybe take out that level hundred creeper i can’t believe how far we’ve come already some good news my hearts came back and a little weird news i have a theory a game feat nope not that i

Climbed these trees to get a higher advantage point and i noticed something here i didn’t take a good look around before because you know i was uh being attacked but this looks kind of like a pillager outpost i’m wondering if the pillagers couldn’t control the ravager i

Mean i don’t like pillagers as much as the next guy but i definitely don’t like the idea of mobs getting so strong that they just take over the world i’m getting stronger which is awesome but like the warlock said if things keep escalating like this a lot of people are

Gonna be in danger still i’m gonna have to fight stronger guys and even get stronger myself if i want to do anything about it i have a bad feeling that level 100 creeper was only the beginning of how bad it could get ah speaking of bad

Guys i found some oh my goodness okay there’s two guys here oh he teleports me it’s like a dragon slash enderman i don’t even know what level he is i can’t even see it and then there’s a weird golden skeleton he straight up has a bazooka i’m not even kidding back up

Your weirdo where’s that bazooka guy can you run do you not see this monster here dude ah stop dude back up yeah i got him where’s this bazooka guy gosh there he is look at him dude the super skeleton he straight up has a bazooka this is not

Stop oh dude you’re breaking the building i gotta run he’s not chasing after me ah he’s after the skeleton can i hit him with my diamonds from here nope i gotta go in close range gosh it’s battle time get him oh my gosh oh jeremy why he took out the iron gold

Come here you big old freak he took out a lot of his village man i’m so sorry i couldn’t save your friend no you are a hero thank you for stopping those beasts from ravaging our town uh i mean you’re welcome but also he did ravage a little bit i’m i’m sorry about

That is there anything we could do to repay you ah it’s what i do i fight strong guys and try to do some good when i can oh well if you’re looking for a stronger challenge i’ve heard tales that a vindicator defected some time ago after gaining a ton of levels he’s been

Raising entire villages on his own that’s awful and honestly kind of exciting kyle where can i find him oh guys also look you see on the top right i have the little power uh whatever they’re called so apparently my diamond attack has now been upgraded to a rainbow diamond look

And i get a different effect every time i use it watch this dude look at that holy cow so that’ll be useful not only will this damage mobs but then i get some extra just passive buffs while i’m at it and speaking of buffs let’s go

Find and fight this bad boss i followed the trail of destruction this vindicator left behind and it wasn’t long before i found him they call him the black knight what do you want with me i hear you’re strong so strong that you’ve been causing a lot of trouble big

Boy and you’re here to defeat me well that just about sums it up and what is a diamond like you capable of that’s something for me to know and for you to find out fine i desire a worthy battle so i turn down no challenge if you are not worthy then

I can leave with my life then i shall bury you here oh right well that makes more sense bring it on you’re going down dude oh my gosh he has a bunch of diamond axes take that well he didn’t do a ton of damage you can shoot diamond axes but

I can shoot rainbow yeah i took out his horse okay everything’s fine i do not like that at all ah man my health bar is out yeah yeah you’ll pay for what you did to those villagers yeah that wasn’t so hard level 75 dude and hopefully we

Saved a lot of future villagers too check this out three health bars dude it feels good man and i got purple skin now i guess purple is a good thing i look a little like thanos all the power but way less of the evil guys i can fly yep yep

Just casually flying around as one does well this will make adventuring nice and easy i can’t even take fall damage oh what a beautiful day it is today if he was level 75 and he could have flown why did he have a horse i don’t know i’m

Asking too many questions but i’ll tell you this though i do like this power it’s a bird it’s a plane no it’s crafty well this doesn’t look good can’t tell if this is a normal forest fire or not i mean there is lava here but had that

Fire get all the way over here something’s fishy oh the rain’s gonna help so that’s good uh well we can put out the lava at least yeah it certainly wasn’t the hardest thing i’ve defeated today but i’m happy to save a forest fire whoa this is a neat looking cave oh

I see some weird looking creepers down there something suspicious is going on what up boy yeah all right we got some stone creepers yeah these guys aren’t so bad oh gosh there’s a couple of them yeah take that dude oh it feels good to

Be able to fly i’ll tell you that oh my goodness a super creeper okay now we’re talking what’s up super creeper you want to be super dead honestly i’m just gonna let it explode yeah there we go won’t be so bad okay he doesn’t die from explosions that’s new i am proud to

Announce that i am a cubel you can get your hands on a crafty cardboard too use your building skills to fold and assemble me into a playable action figure the link is in the description we got em not too bad well the caves are

Full of bad guys too it looks like oh we found something a little spooky here you guys i don’t see any names yes i do a litch dude oh i’ve heard of liches they might be invulnerable i think they keep their souls in like a special part or something but most importantly witches

Get stitches goodness this is spooky dude hello i don’t feel like you’re a good guy based on you know all the skulls and stuff in here oh gosh oh bad bad bad i don’t like this dude no no take my rainbow diamonds it doesn’t sound very threatening when i say it that way

He does some damage gotta watch out here take this yellow this attack is doing nothing to him i like his attacks though he’s got some cool powers dude back off i can’t attack him at all all right hold on hold on i gotta find maybe this is where it keeps

His soul or something i don’t know man don’t ask me how litches work phil at uh philadelphia the lactor creek i don’t know what that means but it doesn’t sound like a normal lantern we do damage yet not yet okay hold on one of these might have his soul

In it that we have to take out come on man okay got that one got that one oh come on is there any left oh that was a close one dude there’s so many of these guys stop man oh let me do it let me do it oh did we get it

Well i leveled up is he dead did i get him yes that worked i got all his f electricals or whatever i’m level 85 now and i can see through the walls look at all those mobs you can go away now please i am so glad that worked dude i

Did not pay attention in lich class that’s for sure what the heck guys i can summon vexes now they’re my friends oh they might fight for me too that is cool so now i can just summon as many vexes as they want to vexes are much less annoying when they’re not attacking your

Face every two seconds Dude i think the vexes just talked to me man i’ll be honest with you that was really creepy dude uh a place that is burning must be quenched let me think about this we gotta find a lava bull somewhere oh right right right the nether okay

That makes more sense well the vex has led me here and guys believe it or not this is not the nether dude this is the straight up over world and there’s a big uh bad boy boss here it’s fine he’s just got three heads so that’s normal you’re

Doing okay dude bad doggy bad doggy fat donkey come on vexes help me out here thankful i got some good fire resistance so that’ll help rainbow attack oh easy peasy dude no problem oh what is this uh a lightning rod well that’s exciting i’ll just hold this until i get struck

With lightning i guess okay never mind this might be a special power yep i can command lightning anywhere i want to now oh snap yeah thor what’s up you jealous honestly cerberus as the protector wasn’t that strong i’m wondering if a nether is where he gets all his power

From well as a level 99 oh man i’m level 99 dude this is so cool only one more level to go until i’m level 100 and then we’ll take out that creeper oh hello yes remember me still not making eye contact oh you make eye contact now i see when i

Was a little guy level one no no no what the heck was that oh my word okay you were rude to me but now i’m gonna save your village real quick oh gosh this might get a little nasty golden skeletons no problem sorry sheep i didn’t mean to dude come here ow

Lightning attack die you foul monsters there we go that’s more like it i’m getting almost no experience from defeating these guys but this guy looks interesting oh my oh gosh he’s looking at me okay come here man hit him with one of those exes it’s time to attack yeah don’t die

Here come on that’s infectious keep going dude yeah level 100 holy cow that was close i got four health bars now oh i think it might be finally time to take out that creeper you’re welcome for saving your village or whatever gosh guys i feel my skin changing this might

Be my level 104 hold on i want to take off my armor look at me dude i look insane truth be told i look kinda evil but don’t worry i’m only gonna do good things for the world there he is what’s up mr creeper i can’t say i

Missed you he’s looking a little puny since the last time i saw him what’s up buddy yeah it doesn’t hurt me anymore yeah this is fine yeah oh he’s after me come here man diamond attack oh my gosh that was not a normal diamond looks like our diamond attack got an upgrade

Lightning this is what you get big creepy one last hit okay never mind one last thing i want to do it with my hands yeah we got it i’m level 150 and it is doing what i think it’s doing everything i touch turns to diamond oh i love this

Power there’s another one what’s up buddy oh this is no problem i’m not even wearing any armor anymore easy sauce oh what a beautiful day today it is land dwellers if you value your life you will kneel to the ocean armada all hail guardian prime and the all-seeing eye oh

Man that is not good this guy seems like the real bad guy i had a feeling the creeper wasn’t gonna be the worst guy we’d battle today all right let’s find this ocean and take out this what was his name guardian prime and the all-seeing eye all right a little on the

Nose there lord of the rings oh man that looks like guardian prime who do you think you are dude talk into the whole world only i’m allowed to do that wow he does have beautiful blue eyes wow that’s a lot of damage okay prime guardian level 200 okay this guy does not mess

Around yeah oh might be an under the sea battle for us fireball i don’t really know how the fireball is working underwater but we take those come here yet big jerk right in your eye i’ll give you the worst kind of eye drop yeah ow ow wait a minute no i’m just

Drowning i’m level 150 i can defeat giant bosses but no no drowning is my biggest enemy ooh lightning might be a good way to tack him he’s in water after all yeah take that guardian prize not too bad oh they’re working together to zap me here goodness great she’s a guy

He’s got a lot of help come on yeah all right all right guys chill chill okay i got myself an astral project what astral projection crystal maybe this will help me find the all-seeing eye oh also i’m level 200 so that’s awesome i did not know that i was gonna get this Oh guys this is not good the diamonds are cheering me up a little bit i don’t know what the heck this thing is i can’t tell if it talked to me but that voice sounded like it was coming from my own head dude well nothing crazy happened oh astral

Projection time where’d my body go what the heck happened oh i can right click with it i can fly through blocks now oh gosh ouch ouch i can only use it for a limited time so it looks like this item is not bad after all this item is gonna

Be actually quite useful for us that still doesn’t answer what that voice was i guess that was the all-seeing eye talking to us all right let’s see if we can find this big bad boss boy well this is certainly ominous looking like the entire end we’re not in the end right

Now this is still just the normal overworld see dang dude i gotta say this is kind of holy cow oh my goodness there’s a big tear in the world this is where this is coming from oh gosh what the heck is that Oh my goodness look at this guy dude he’s got four dragon heads no no no no no no i can fly that’ll help a little bit take my diamond meteor gosh he teleports are you serious lightning go okay that didn’t work he teleported too but at least he’s on fire astral

Projection time his name is an ender-born soul level 500 enderborn soul you’re going down got him a little bit can i get close enough watch out watch out watch out uh no no astral projection oh i almost just got nailed with that oh gosh dude that’s i got all of my health

Oh man i really gotta avoid that attack don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me time for armor that’s it that’s it you might have a second wave gosh that was a close one that absolutely is gonna kill me if that hits me that’s it

It’s your turn i am the protector of this world and you see underneath the ground i got an astral project under the ground oh that’s a last ditch effort dude you’re trying to hide from me now what’s up buddy you can’t stop me yeah i got you you big jerk oh my goodness

Wait look at me i’m gorgeous level 500 dude i did not ever think i’d get this high oh it feels good to save the world and it looks like this riff is where it came from hold on i have an idea can i just walk over these yep i can’t

Hopefully these diamonds will be strong enough to keep this rift closed and done the rift is closed the bad guy defeated and i’ll always be here to save the uh missed the spot there we go now the rift is closed